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Celebrities › Re: Fathia Williams Celebrates Her 50th Birthday, Looks Radiant In New Photos by LastDance: 1:18pm On Feb 05, 2019

martineverest:
Celine Dion is just skinny,if she add some fleshes,she could be younger

Gbam!!!!!!!!!
Abeg tell them let them know.
if Celine dion should add lots of flesh like ladies like nicky minaj and kim kardasian.
she could contest for miss world, looking at her face closely would tell you how beautiful she is .

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 1:06pm On Feb 05, 2019

Mumbai siege 4 days of horror,
0.5/10

what a waste of precious data, it reminds me of those low budget Nigeria terror movies like state of emergency.

We have gone past that level of crappy movie like you are still in the 90s.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 1:02pm On Feb 05, 2019

Mortal engine 7/10
Nice movie, nice graphics and technology used.
This could easily be the best movie in 2018 but it came out at the wrong time.

The likes of Aquaman and other box office movies, swallowed its glory but all the same, real recognizes real.
mortal engine is a good film.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by LastDance: 8:17pm On Feb 01, 2019

Its funny how they have to give us a Referee that has Long time problems with Barcelona players and legends.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by LastDance: 8:08pm On Feb 01, 2019

More from the hateful referee.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by LastDance: 8:03pm On Feb 01, 2019

Perez at work again.
So my fellow cules, we are going to be playing against 12 men in the upcoming classico in copa del rey.

So Madrid are already leading by 1 goals.

If you know, you know.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by LastDance: 4:32pm On Feb 01, 2019

Sommyroy10:
Insane month ahead.
02-02-19 Barcelona Vs Valencia (LL)
06-02-19 Barcelona Vs Madrid (CDR)
10-02-19 Bilbao Vs Barcelona (LL)
16-02-19 Barcelona Vs Valladolid (LL)
19-02-19 Lyon Vs Barcelona (CL)
24-02-19 Sevilla Vs Barcelona (LL)
27-02-19 Madrid Vs Barcelona (CDR)
03-03-19 Madrid Vs Barcelona (LL)

This is even less challenging.

Nothing fantastic about the teams we will play.

Valencia is a work over.
Madrid might try to upset us but we will still fork them up.

Believe me cules, Lyon is a total work over, we will even need to substitute Lionel messi in the second half against Lyon because it will be clear that Barcelona have already qualified after we must have gotten three away goals. so remove messi and prepare him for Sevilla and Madrid.

Barcelona will not loose any of the matches against Madrid because they have bigger problems than us.

Madrid next matches are.
Real betis.

Barcelona.
Athletic Madrid.
Ajax.

So you see, we have the upper hand.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:18pm On Feb 01, 2019

oyetpel:
You want to be a pūssy and get fücked anyhow?

Why digging up female lead movies?

Lol hahaha well just like Wonder woman, female leads are taking over.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:16pm On Feb 01, 2019

JeromeBlack:
There was nothing really special about the movie except for Jennifer Lawrence's acting. I could tell from the beginning that she would like the guy and help the USA.

But you could not tell that she will set her uncle up.

That was the twist i am talking about, i am sure you were surprise when the hood from the mole was pulled off and you saw her uncle.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2019*

introvertme:
Lmfowl

Jennifer Lawrence is just 28years old and she is forking worth 130 million dollar.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:00pm On Feb 01, 2019

JeromeBlack:
Really? The russian spy thing has been done to death. 6/10.

Its not just about the Russia spy thing. but the way the story was told and the twist towards the end.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 3:58pm On Feb 01, 2019

introvertme:
I know say na the unclad part go drag people attention.

Lol Jenifer Lawrence is one of the sexiest women on earth.
Damm!!!! her naked body will turn bobrisky to a straight like ruler man.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2019*

kkk

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 2:32pm On Feb 01, 2019

Red sparrow by Jenifer Lawrence is forking lit.

Its a slow burner that involves Russia and America, you gat to be patient to grab the whole concept and the ending took a brilliant twist.

Jenifer Lawrence really killed her role very well, even when she was asked to strip naked, she stripped 100% naked.

Damm!!!!!!! Whites are pure talent, no shame at all.
I am Rating Red sparrow 8.5/10

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 11:52am On Feb 01, 2019

Chukason1:
You were thrown off a cliff you didn't die but when you stab a person in the eye .. he dies instantly , Flaws just much especially when she closed her stomach perfectly with fire and metal can

No offense but you talk like a child, all you should have done was to research why she did not die, after she fell off the cliff and landed on a sharp wood.

Did you not see those insects like bees on her injury?

Constant showing of the bees on her injury should have told you something but i guess you watch movies but you dont think.

People like you can never understand series like Westworld or game of thrones.

You need to have a very high IQ for you to know that Revenge is a master piece.

You better stick to movies with just fight, sex and guns like polar, i am 100% sure you will call "what happened to Monday" a thrash movie.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by LastDance: 11:32am On Feb 01, 2019

Vikings season 5 episode 20 is one of the best series finals in 2018/2019 its so forking lit and its 10/10.

One thing that the final episode thought me is that women are not steady, they are like chameleon, give a woman heaven and earth and all the best things of life.
But once she starts to feel insecure and unsettled by what you do, once your actions start posing as threats to her wants and needs, she will betray you.

Queens and women have always been the downfall of kings and great men in history.

I knew the only way to defeat ivar was through his wife and my guess was right.

My brothers in nairaland, do not think that the money and love you give to that girl is enough. dont put your trust in any girlfriend or wife, just do your thing, take care of her but always secure your long term investment and safeguard your investments for your children.

Dont put your security in the hands of your girlfriend or wife.

The only person that deserves to know your secret in life, is your son, i repeat your son.

I cannot wait for Vikings season 6.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 8:06am On Feb 01, 2019

toluxa1:
Abeg I have about 500GB of Data and I need to download very interesting new movies. Suggestions

How come sir?

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 8:04am On Feb 01, 2019

The girl in the spider web. 6.5/10
Nice art by Claire foy of the crown.
Female vigilante movies are taking over box offices.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by LastDance: 7:48pm On Jan 30, 2019

ucsquare:
SMH...this one is stuck deep into messi's as*hole..better wake up from that dream and get back to reality cos you guys are going out tonight.

Do you want to bet?

Romance › Re: What Charly Boy's Romantic Birthday Message To Wife Of 40 Years Taught Me by LastDance: 7:42pm On Jan 30, 2019

Marry me or i move.

Dear ishilove there is more to their relationship than meets the eye, you can't use the relationship between Charley and his wife to determine relationships of nowadays.

You can imagine ladies like toke makinwa or Tonto dikeh giving their men the marry me or i move ultimatum.

So you expect every guy in a relationship to just get married to their girlfriends, even those ladies with questionable characters or bad traits.

The reason why Charley boy eventually got married to her was because he saw the very good traits in her, she was not like the financial parasites we have nowadays.

The epic cheaters that sells their vagina to the highest bidders for money.

The wife of Charley boy was not a cheat but the ladies of nowadays will actually tell about two to four men the "marry me or i leave ultimatum'

So any mugu that falls becomes the highest bidder.

Listen and listen good, No man on earth will see a very good Lady and not plan on marrying her.

If you are a lady and your boyfriend is taken too long to propose or he isn't showing signs of commitments, it is not because he is not ready for marriage, It is simply because he is having second thoughts on you.

Charley boy had no second thought on his wife and that was why he went on to marry her and as you can see, Their marriage is going strong.

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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Naomi Campbell Is In The Freemason Illuminati by LastDance: 6:26pm On Jan 30, 2019

Lol this old woman should shut the fork up.

What does she even know about Freemasonry.

Lol No artist on earth, be musician or actor or Anyone in the entertainment industry, is in Freemason.

These people don't really know who the Freemasons are.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:54pm On Jan 30, 2019

natsuDragneel:
Just search the midgard serpent abeg,

it's no joke when they say a creature is so big it circled an entire planet and bit it's own tail
That hyped sea goddess is child's play compared to that

But Thor killed it...he'snot powerful at all

The midgard serpent has no deadly weapon than its teeth and claws.

You can't compare it to the sea goddess that can spit out fire and sulfur.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:45pm On Jan 30, 2019

alexistaiwo:
Go and read comics and watch his stand alone movies.
His father, Odin was telling him that he was only limiting his powers by relying on his hammer.

Someone who did not need hammer to beat hell out of Hulk in Ragnarok.
Wonder Woman can't last five minutes and it will only take that long because WW is stubborn and will never back away from a fight.

Lol @five minutes.

You underrate Wonder woman so much.
You need to watch Wonder woman again and see how powerful and ruthless she is, then compare it to Thor.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:34pm On Jan 30, 2019

alexistaiwo:
Get your facts right.

THOR is the most powerful avenger

He is the most powerful avenger amongst the avengers and little indomie heroes like spider man.

But he is not the most powerful when you come to DC world and Greek gods.

With all my heart, i honestly think that wonder woman can withstand Thor and wonder woman is more than capable of lifting and using the hammer of Thor.

If she can take away the hammer from Thor, then wonder woman will beat the crap out of him.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2019

natsuDragneel:
game franchise... Imagine
Where in actual Greek mythology was it written down that Kratos disposed off any Greek god

You're ignoring actual mythology for movie and game adaptations... Kaii

The game franchise is based on Greek mythology.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:19pm On Jan 30, 2019

natsuDragneel:
See how this nigga is hyping the sea goddess
Have you heard of the stories of the Midgard serpent and Thor

Y'all be talking based on movie adaptations... Idjits

Thor is not as powerful as you think.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 4:17pm On Jan 30, 2019

alexistaiwo:
Though I have my preference, I am not interested in marvel and DC rivalry.

Even if the creature is from Marvel, my stance will still be the same.

How do you expect me to believe that a creature locked away in the deepest part of the ocean is the strongest thing on earth.

A creature who can't pull weight on land, air or in space.

Should that your so called strongest creature ever get in Batman way, I trust him to come up with one of his usual "contingency" plans to nullify its threat.

Just so you know, Thor can go long period without breathing which is primarily why he could survive in space.

I am not saying anymore on this issue.

Well there is a reason why she is a sea creature and yes the sea is more powerful and dangerous than anything the air or space have to offer.

Have you heard of the Bermuda triangle?
And for the records, Batman with all his brain and technology can't Even get to where the sea goddess stays, not to talk of defeating it.

And let us not forget that the sea goddess can destroy the human world with all the marvel stars on it by simply causing the deadliest flood in human history.

The one more deadlier than what the half brother of Aquaman unleashed on the earth in Aquaman.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by LastDance: 3:58pm On Jan 30, 2019

sod09:
omo see the way they ignore the up barkaa nuisance

Duh!!!!
It was not my intention to visit this Thursday night football club.
It was the heading that got my attention.

I am sure drogba and lampard will be crying everyday to see what Chelsea have become.

If you guys can be happy with FA cup then i am not suprise your dreams and targets this season is to finish above Manchester united in the league table.

You can just imagine, tufiakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 3:48pm On Jan 30, 2019

krattoss:
and one alexistaiwo insists hulk or Thanos will defeat her.

Even both combined cant even dare of nearing her.

Don't mind all these marvel fan guys.

Can Thor and thanos combined together even defeat God of war (kratos)

In the game franchise in PlayStation, we all know that kratos will use all the marvel stars for dessert.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 3:43pm On Jan 30, 2019

alexistaiwo:
A hit from Thor swung hammer, you know the rest.
My guy Thor can even decide to tear her apart with thunder and lightning.

Thor is damn underrated
I can't shout

Lol my nigga.
Thor is as powerless as Mr IBU against the undertaker, underneath a sea as shallow the Atlantic.

Remember it's not just beneath the deepest part of the Atlantic, where the sea goddess lives is a world on it's own under the sea.

It's like a world underneath the marine kingdom.

I am not even sure Thor can get past the various obstacles on his way before getting to where the sea goddess is.

And how can Thor call out lightning and thunder all the way from the sky to a billion feet beneath the sea level?

Can lightning even work beneath the sea?

Can Thor fight beneath the sea?
His hammer will be useless against the sea goddess.

How can Thor survive against a sea goddess that brings out fire, sulfur and brimstone beneath the sea?

The sea goddess is the most powerful creature on earth bro.

Note there is a difference between amongst and the most.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by LastDance: 2:01pm On Jan 30, 2019

krattoss:
what's the sea goddess name?

The name of the sea goddess is Karathen and its said to be the most powerful creature on earth.

Its like we will see more of the sea goddess in the upcoming DC movies.

There is a reason why the sea monster was introduced in the movie.

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Celebrities › Re: Princess Chidinma Hot In Her Newly Released Photos by LastDance: 1:30pm On Jan 30, 2019

mhisbliss:
Disgusting, she's the reason men see ladies as sexual objects.

Bla bla bla.

Men have always seen women as sexual objects even before the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is a very very ancient scenero so give these actresses a break.

If you like dress like a nun, your sexuality will still be visible for men to lust after.

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