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can any body help me with
Super Mega Menu V2 - opencart module or any mega menu for opencart pls...

adewasco2k:
Bro the thing is kinda beyond any body in Nigeria except you are living in Niger

ok then.. i pray you sort it out soon sir...

ok

adewasco2k:
nobody can help out with a .ne domain name registration?

boss i dare any way i can help u on ? Tell me

adexsimply:
Check your config.php in the admin directory. Make sure all the paths are correctly typed.

tanx bro but all are correct.
Still not loadind the css in the admin panel
online...
But its working fine offline via wamp

una no d sleep?

Warnning... #DONT_TAKE_THESE_TOO_SERIOUS



Everyone knows now that it will be xmas in less than
a month now, and just to be sure that you gf ain't
cheating on me, i'm making new rules.

1. Because there are 24hours in a day; lemme say you cook for your family & the preparation takes 1 hour per meal, 3 times a day = 3hours.After using 3hours to cook for you family, the rest of the day must be spent with mhie!!!


2. Atmost, you must have been at my doorstep by - lemme say 8:30am and i'll be your escort anytime you are leaving - for the sole aim of cooking for your family


3. You must not hug anything male!!!, Your dad, Your Brother(s), Uncles, Cousins, Nieces & male friends,and even pets!!!

4. You are allowed to hug females but with a limited time of atmost 5 seconds, if it exceeds 5 seconds, then i'll consider you as being lesbian and that means u'v set our relationship ablaze


5. You musn't receive calls from anything male except your biological father & brothers, STEPS & RELATIONS (if you have any) ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!

. While receiving calls from anyone, you must
receive it with your phone switched to loud speaker so we could both hear your duscussions very loud
nd clear!!!


6. You must not take up to two mins before replying my messages!!! - except if your phone is switched off and this will only beaccepted after lots of begging and a very clear explanation


7. I must be the one on your phone's wallpaper nd screensaver and also your dp on all social networks. Any violation of the rules above is just you waving
bye bye to our relationship. If there should be any changes in the above rules -
which i don't think will be - after review - which i dont think i'll do - then, i'll edit it and send them to you.

I Love You!!!

Yours Only
LASTDON..

Obafemi Awolowo University Students Protest
Against President Jonathan


Scenes of a student protest against President
Goodluck Jonathan at the Obafemi Awolowo
University in Ile-Ife.

WATCH HERE…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3TzOO7wlY&list=UUKnyVIW5QvfnsXddsjFKx4A

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https://core4.staticworld.net/images/article/2013/08/firefox-mac-icon-100051847-gallery.png


In December, Mozilla will switch the default search provider in Firefox from Google to Yahoo in the U.S. When that happens any American Firefox user who relies on the default settings for search will suddenly see Yahoo replace Google, a Mozilla representative recently told Computerworld.


Why this matters: The switch from Google to Yahoo is a big deal for Mozilla. A large chunk of the Firefox maker's funding comes from its search deal, and for years this has meant Mozilla was dependent on one of its biggest browser competitors—Google. For Mozilla the move away from Google makes a lot of sense, but for many users who it probably won't. A good number of Firefox fans likely haven't switched their default search provider in Firefox for two reasons: they like Google and most of us rarely mess with default settings anyway. So what do you do when you're happy with Firefox's current defaults, but aren't so pleased about the upcoming ones?

I'm glad you asked.


How to keep Google as the default in Firefox

If you're a die-hard Google fan, keeping Google as the default in Firefox is fairly simple. Mozilla told Computerworld that only users who haven't changed their defaults will be automatically switched over to Yahoo. If, for example, you prefer Bing as your search provider in Firefox, then you won't be affected by the change.

The problem arises if you like the default. Google is the most popular search engine in the United States with 67.3 percent of the market, according to metrics firm comScore.

The easiest way to keep Google is to install a Firefox add-on called [url="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/google-default/?src=search"]Google Default[/url] which was created to help Linux Mint users who were also switched away from Google in 2012.


Once you've installed the add-on, click on the Google icon in Firefox's search box and choose Google Default from the drop down menu. You're still using Google for search, but because you no longer use the default setting in Firefox you should be fine when the Yahoo shift happens.

good day everybody please i need help with my Open cart i tried logging to my dashboard but the css seem not to be loading

i used 3 browsers but still the same # OPERA ,MOZILLA AND CHROME

url http://36sba.com/home

wow last to commentttttttt

spywareczar:
Here's a walk through I did
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/f548d86a

tanx alot i got the vid will upload my work soon

You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.

If you hold the phone, you will no longer go hungry again!


If you misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into your pocket.


If an ugly person send you a request on BBM, it
would not enter.


It can tell you which member of your family is
disturbing you.


You can connect the Bluetooth? WIFI to a transformer to get electricity.


It can be used as bomb detectors.


It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.



It gives you a celebrity status when you are in a
crowd.


It vibrates if someone is lying, for real! It can tell the real father of a child.



It can detect if your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating.


It can upgrade Ur GPA if you are a student.



It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.


You can use it as AC You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers and terrorists.


It can show you the way to heaven with advanced GPS.

spywareczar:
Here's a walk through I did
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/f548d86a

please bear with me iam still finding it difficult to download will use my pc 2maro tanx alot sir will get back to u

U add him on Facebook

•He checks ur pictures.

•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI

•He confirms

•He inbox u

•U reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up •U
set a date

•U dress up dat Legging Wit NO UNDERWEAR

•U smell good

•U put on a makeup - fresh breath & new
weave

•He takes u for lunch

•He Takes u For Drinks •U two have a good
time

•He rubs ur hand

•Makes u laugh(all women luv dat)

•Gives u looks nd smiles

•U fall in-love

•It's like u've known him forever •He takes u to his apartment

•He makes u feel comfortable

•He lays u on his bed

•He rubs it gently

•Kiss u passionately

•Pulls ur Leggings •They're too tight but he
manages to take them off

•U love his aggression, strength, power & u give in

•It feels good

•U know it's wrong, but it feels so good

•U ask for protection, he says it's too late

•U obey & don't disturb •He says he loves u nd u don't hesitate to say u love him too

•He f**ked u

•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water

•He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel special

•"He must be the one! " U think to urself

•You'll get dressed

•He takes u to the taxi rank

•He kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great time!"

•Gives U( # 1000naira )

•U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe." •He stays silent

•Your taxi drives away

•In the taxi you can't stop smiling U get home & inbox him that u got home safe

•He's online, but doesn't reply

•It's unlike him, so u inbox him again

•He doesn't respond

•Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list

•HE BLOCKED U!!!

•Days, weeks, months passes by

•U start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth •U go to the clinic

•Get tested

•Minutes later...

•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!"

•"HOW?" U don't understand •Reality hits u

•U walk home, Scared, Confused

•U go to the train railway, u lay hopeless nd
emotionless

•U see the train coming nearer, u look into the sky & mumble A prayer

•That's the end of u

•Don't be that girl! Live well.
Stop chasing material things this festive season... #

Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All. Good day..!
Pray we all av a great day ahead!

Still your boy Lastdon.

spywareczar:
Here's a walk through I did
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/f548d86a

tanx alot bosswill go tru it and get back to u tanx once again sir

spywareczar:
I'll do a little tutorial for u later in the day,

NB: I don't usually do this, let's just say I'm in a good mood today

tanx alot bro will be expecting

felixchip:
Gradient fill.

please can you zoom the image and see what iam talking abou? This not all bout the gredient fill it has some little effect tanx and wats d font name?

sseunth:
corel draw

please explain how i can go about it i wana do somtin similar my problem is the SC desgn i mean the text background

good day gurus in the house i am a kind of new here but i can see they are great people in the house that can help me out. Please hon can i do somtin like in the picture below

i need the font name,
how the SC desgnd is don i mean the little desgn in the text,
and other useful tins tanx and God bless

https://giditrend.com/Sc.jpg

dhtml18:
Too late, i have sent my bois to trace him phone number. . .

oga dhtml abeg o free am ooooo

adewasco2k:
I'm not close to best if I am to norminate then dhtml18 because other good guys I use to know are no more active, maybe they are busy building Facebook or retired.

Best webmaster? Best programmer?


I still have a blank github till I start uploading projects on github then I'm on solo.

But thanks for those that nominated me.


I think we can become better if we let hobour pride and come together to help each other when you encounter a problem. Like now I am on dhtml18's neck on a module I want him to write for me.

If you gat any problem you can post and sure people will help or reach people personally like via Whatsapp

My Whatsapp : +919654949069

Boss forget.. U are the best .. Not only the best self the overall best! Yeah.. to be the best is not all about coding alone. But gallant in evry aspect , . Boss make i no talk evry tin here b4 them kidnap u...

ignis:
Only in Nigeria.
Our Uniform men, fighting one another since 1914.
Even our so called lawmakers have followed suit.

What else do you want me to say?

and who told u the uniform men are fighting one another this time?

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yeah

#yawtide #geralcole

hmm wapka wapka all my boss are in.. Me self i go play supporting striker

veegirl:
ur situation is critical

really?

veegirl:
Seriously, this is becomin so common on d lips of our guys. Wat is wrong wit y'all? Nigerian girls dis - Nigerian girls dat. Una no dey tire? Lemme even ask u guys sef, hw many nigerian girls av u dated? U keep comparin us 2 d foreign ladies - av u dated any1 before? Or u think its dat thing u guys watch in d movies? Oh........please! We are capable of loving, just like any oda person. So u guys shud take a break abeg. Abi we force una to date us?

mumu

crazyawesome911:
i need a good website designer for a startup company's site. if you're interested, and can do such add me on whatsapp for more discussions nd negotiations. 09024629611

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