₦airaland Forum

A guy and his girlfriend went
to
commit suicide on top of a 10
storey
building so that God can
officiate their wedding in heaven. The
plan
was to jump off the building at
the
same time at the count of three.
So after the count
the guy jumped off
but the girl didn't jump. She
looked
back and said "though love is
blind am not blind". She then walked
away. As the guy got to the
air, he
opened his parachute and said
" though
am madly in love, but not
mad to die for love". The
question is
who cheated between the two
of
them? Pls be honest.

Lets Rub Mind NairaLites. Whats the Most Painful thing your Boyfriend or Girlfriend has even done to you? Read Mine below:- I was 25. This was about 5 years
ago, I had a girlfriend, lets call
her Sophie, and it was my best
friends 24th birthday party, lets
call him Lekan. The party was
amazing, about 40-50 people showed up, people dancing
everywhere, chicks in bikinis, it
was great. For the first couple of hours, I
drank a little, and was in the hot
tub with Sophie, talking to her,
kissing her, hugging her. We had
been together for about 2-3
years, something like that. Anyway, she always said she
wanted to try something
Alcholic, and I remembered that
my parents had some at my
house. A bottle of Jack Daniels,
as I was slightly tipsy, I thought it was a good idea to get it, so I
set off in my house where I went
to get the Alcohol. When I got
there home, I recieved a text
from Sophie asking me how long
I was going to be. I told her about half an hour. After sending
the text, I realised I could get
there in about 5 minutes, if I
used my bike. So I did. When I arrived at the party it
was apparent that Sophie was
not in the hot tub where I left
her. So I searched the place. I
found Lekan and Sophie, having
S*x in Lekan’s bedroom. I was horrified, I loved this girl so
much. I dropped the whiskey,
walked out, and proceeded to
cry my eyes out on the stairs. My
other friend, James, comes over
and asks me whats wrong. I told him what had happened, and he
raced up the stairs. The next
thing I see, is James punching
Lekan in the face, punching him
in the balls (Lekan’s still in his
boxers,) and pushing him down the stairs, James then gets
everyone’s attention and tells
them what Lekan and Sophie has
done. Lekan and Sophie were made
outcasts at my school, and
James is now my bestfriend. Tell me about Urs!

Tanx Alot Sir!

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Wouldn't you wanna slap her own mum back?
#JustSaying

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To Be Sincere, What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Slap Your Mum?

As for me i will start printing the girl’s obituary paper,because i will beat her to death.

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Please, did you watch the
match or heard about it?.
When i was young, this story
used to be common that India used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1.
I heard it was a well known
Nigeria football player that
scored our only goal, the ball
changed to a stone and he
kicked it without thinking twice.
All our players were just
seeing double, all our
goalkeeper
could see each time an Indian
player played the ball at him was a roaring lion and a ball of
fire which made him to run
away from the goal post. I
also heard this was why India
is
banned forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?.
Did you watch the match or
heard about it too?.

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Two sources at the barracks told
SaharaReporters that the
soldiers were angry about the
number of dead soldiers’ bodies
that had to be deposited at a
military hospital in Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State. They
added that the commanding
officer of the Bama military unit
that was sacked by Boko Haram
militants is also missing.

A group of soldiers who brought
back dead and injured soldiers
from the besieged town of
Gwoza yesterday fired shots at
the main gate at Maimalari
Barracks, is home to the 7th Division the Nigerian army.
Gwoza, located near the border
with Cameroon, fell under the
control of Islamist insurgents
yesterday, the second major
town in Borno State to be captured by Boko Haram after
the terrorist group seized
Damboa on July 21. Two sources at the barracks told
SaharaReporters that the
soldiers were angry about the
number of dead soldiers’ bodies
that had to be deposited at a
military hospital in Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State. They
added that the commanding
officer of the Bama military unit
that was sacked by Boko Haram
militants is also missing. The military hospital attached to
Maimalari Barracks in
Maiduguri received the remains
of dead soldiers as well as those
with critical injuries who were
brought in overnight from Gwoza, a town overrun and
seized by Islamist insurgents in
a deadly operation early
Wednesday. One source said
that seven Hilux pick-up vans
arrived at the barracks filled with dead bodies and injured
soldiers. Several sources disclosed that
Boko Haram fighters had
massacred at least 100 residents
of the town and inflicted a high
casualty on Nigerian troops
before the soldiers abandoned the town to the superior
firepower of the surging
insurgents. Boko Haram blew up
two bridges in Gwoza, forcing
hordes of displaced residents to
flee into Cameroon in search of refuge. The new Emir of Gwoza,
Mohammed Timta, remains
missing more than 24 hours after
the militants seized his town.
Cameroonian authorities
reported that Boko Haram also killed 10 people in a
Cameroonian village near
Gwoza.


The high death toll and injury
count among soldiers provoked
the gunshots fired by irate
soldiers at the main gate of the
Maimalari Barracks. “The
shooting forced the soldiers on duty at the gate to take cover in
order to escape being hit by the
bullets,” one of our sources
disclosed. One source said the angry
soldiers on arrival also
demanded to see their
commander ask him why they
were issued far less weaponry
and manpower compared to that of the Boko Haram militants. One
of the angry soldiers told
SaharaReporters that most of
their mortars were manufactured
in the early 1960s, adding that
some of them failed to fire. He also stated that their rifles often
jammed after firing a few times. “The commander went into
hiding,” said one source.
Frustrated by the development,
some of the battle-weary soldiers
began to shoot again into the air,
saying they wanted their colleagues at the barracks to get
a little dose of what they
suffered in the bush in Gwoza. One source added that there was
great anxiety among families of
soldiers involved in the Gwoza
battle. “Some of the relatives of
the soldiers attempted to check
in the hospital to see whether their people were among the
dead, but they were not allowed
in. The commander gave orders
for the gate to be locked,” he
said. Two weeks ago, military
authorities started building a
fence around the hospital to
restrict public view of the
facility. One officer said the
military was worried that people were able to see into the hospital
and expose information that the
military considered detrimental
to the morale of its troops. Some soldiers are reportedly
critical of the fencing of the
hospital when the barracks
remain unsecured and vulnerable
to attack. Our sources said there was high
tension among soldiers as the
commanding officer of the Bama
military formation who led a
reinforcement of troops to try
and repel Boko Haram’s attack is nowhere to found. One military
source disclosed that Boko
Haram militants had condoned
off and laid ambush in all the
axes where they suspected that
troops would use for reinforcement. “We heard that
the Bama formation ran into an
ambush and many of the soldiers
were killed and some, including
the officer, are still missing,” said
a military source.

SOURCE: http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/07/near-mutiny-army-barracks-maiduguri-over-high-number-nigerian-troops-casualty-gwoza

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Dear Boko Haram,

I should have started this letter
by greeting you: Asalam Alekun,
meaning: peace be unto you. But
how can anyone wish or offer
you what you have precisely
denied others, in the almost four years of your bloody reign? How
can we ask the peace of the lord
or God’s or Allah’s blessings to
be upon you, when all you have
brought your compatriots are
blood, war, tears and fear? How can we wish you good, when you
wish us bad? How can we ever
think well of you, when you
display the worst form of cruelty
towards your people, our people?

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So, I will simply begin by saying:
wherever you are, and whatever
you are doing right now, I hope
you find time out of your tight
and deadly and deathly
schedule, to read this letter. It is a letter from a worried Nigerian;
one who, like other citizens, is
deeply disturbed and distraught
at your activities. It is a letter to
you, hoping someone who knows
someone in your organisation will deliver it straight to you or bring
it to your attention. I know you
will get this letter because as we
have heard over and over again,
many of your operatives, even
though they say ‘no to Western education’ are well-educated
and quite literate. So, while you
read secretly, kindly digest the
contents with an open mind.
Kindly read with a Godly mind,
even though, you will agree, you can’t be said to have been Godly
in your actions. God would never
sanction the mindless killings of
innocent citizens for whatever
reasons or grievances. God is a
God of life, a life-giver, not life- taker. God does not approve of
the shedding of blood, especially
innocent blood, by anyone or
group under any guise. I digress
too soon.

So, while you read, read without
anger; read without bias. Read
with the fear of God. Read with
conscience. Read like human
beings, with human feelings. I
can hear some people, turning their nostrils up and wondering if
I am not asking for the
impossible: Boko Haram having
fear of God and conscience?
Boko Haram having human
feelings? You can’t blame anyone for feeling this way or being
cynical about you: Yours have
truly been unedifying tales of
terror and bloodletting; a
macabre dance of blood; harvest
of tragedies. You have engaged in horrendous activities that have
left the citizens terrified and
horrified. You have struck
everywhere, that no one knows
where and when next you will
strike. You have struck at motor parks (Nyanya), at schools (Buni
Yadi, Chibok, among others), at
government offices and private
residences; shopping malls and
just anywhere, leaving sorrow,
tears and blood in your trail. In your war without boundaries, you
must have wasted over 2000
lives, and that is a conservative
estimate, just as many of your
members have been killed in the
crackdown on your members by security agencies! Add that to
the over 200 Chibok schoolgirls
still in your custody, and you get
a frightening portrait of your
deadly exploits. Are the Chibok
girls alive or dead? When will they regain freedom? No one
knows. Everyone is praying for
the safe return of our girls, our
sisters and our daughters. Mrs.
Oby Ezekwesili and the other
campaigners are asking the same questions without answer.
Even President Jonathan can’t
tell us when the girls will return.
We all seem to be at your mercy
but you remain merciless. Why?
Why?

Now, Nigerians are asking:
What does the Boko Haram
want? When will enough be
enough? That is precisely the
reason for this letter to you. What
do you want? When will enough be enough?

Some have said your actions are
directed at the government of
President Jonathan? If that is
so, you are targeting the wrong
group: The poor and the hapless.
What has bombing bus stops and malls got to do with this? How
will bombing bus stops and malls
patronised by the common people
help your cause? It is difficult to comprehend how
kidnapping innocent schoolgirls
will help your fight against
government. You can only
succeed in uniting the people, as
you have done, against what is seen as your deadly activities.
As Prof. Wole Soyinka says,
such action can only bring
general resentment and
collective angst against your
group. So, you will have to stop your bloody activities. Your
bloody outing is a war against
the people, especially the
common people of Nigeria, who
have done you no wrong. So, why
lay siege on the people?

If your purpose is religious
supremacy or fundamentalism,
credible Islamic pundits have
dismissed your activities, as
contradicting the tenets of
Islam. Islam, they say, is a religion of peace and peaceful
coexistence. So, what then is
fueling the insurgency? If your war against your people
is foreign-induced, you are
embarking on the wrong kind of
war, fighting a war against your
people, for whatever reasons. If
you destroy your land and people or succeed in maiming
everybody, are you then going to
live in a foreign country among
foreigners? What medal would
you have won, as destroyers of
your country or, as agents of foreign destroyers? What I am saying is simple: If
politics is your driving factor, it is
politics taken too far. Hundreds
of our people, poor, hapless
people, who know no politics or
the power game, playing out have been caught in the
crossfire: Bloodied and buried in
the rubble of the atrocious battle. If it is about religion, it just
doesn’t add up: Christians and
Muslims are being slaughtered in
the bombing spree, going on.
Bombs don’t discriminate on the
basis of tribe or religion. Bombs bomb and kill. So, these killings
must stop.

Dear Boko Haram, what I have
been trying to do is to see if we
can appeal to your sense of
reasoning, to see how you can
halt the tension and fear in our
country today, by stopping the spectre of blood. Nigerians are
weeping. Nigerians are dying.
Nigerians are living in fear.
Because of you! In Abuja and other major cities,
everyone is looking over his or
shoulders, scared that a bomb
could go off any moment. The
gardens and recreational centres
are almost becoming empty because people are scared of
being caught in explosions. If
your aim is to terrify the
citizenry, you have, we must
sadly admit, largely succeeded.
If killing was your motive, you have killed enough. No further
point is made in your continuous
bombings and killings. It’s time
to pause and ponder. It’s time to
stop the killings. Please, stop.
Enough is enough! Last line: May God console those
who have lost their dear and
loved ones in the Boko Haram
war against their country. To the
dead, may they find peace and
rest in the bossom of the Lord. May God Almighty bring peace
to our beleaguered nation. Amen

.....plss read i feel like crying
for this LEGEND
Chai! God why? Why do u allow dis 2 happen 2 dis
man? Oh! Wat a pity!
Nwankwo kanu! Oh my God!
why did dis happen 2 u?
This man KANU NWANKWO
who hav contributed in no small measure 2 Nigeria
football.this
man who hav played in so
many clubs throughtout d
globe,y wuld dis happen 2 u dis
tym dat we needed u most.Chai! How wuld ur people
nd family feel wen they
get 2 hear dis? This young man
hav even wantd 2 quit
football,bt later decided 2 play
his last ceremonial match b4 leaving entirely.How wuld
ur fans
feel on hearing dis?This man
kanu nwankwo i heard in a
news boarded a plane 2
Australia bt dis plane carrying more than 350
passengers,CHAI! Oh my
God! ended
in dropping all of them safely
in Enugu airport | peace.

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