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Jokes EtcRe: Riddles by lauren804(f): 7:53pm On Apr 20, 2006
RIDDLE #1:

there was: 1 GrandFather, 2 Fathers, 2 Sons, and 1 GrandSon all went Fishing, there were 3 Fish Caught and they all had one fish each. How is this possible? EXPLAIN,


there is one man who is fauther to a dad and grand fauter to the dads son so it is a
old man -fauther/grandfauther
young man -son / fauther
little kid - son / grandson



RIDDLE #2:

IF you have 1 duck in front of 2 ducks, 1 duck BETWEEN 2 ducks, and 1 duck BEHIND 2 ducks. How many ducks do you have in all?

(duck 1 ) ( duck 2 )(duck 3 )
duck 2 is also between two ducks
duck 3 is also behind two ducks
so u trealy only have 3 ducks all to gether

RIDDLE #3:

How did a man with no arms and no legs get accross the Freeway?

ANSWER: Take the "R" out of FREE and the "F" out of WAY!! (THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUET!!)
huh?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2006
you can never   have 2 manny friends right ?

:&hearts
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 5:38pm On Apr 07, 2006
April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day

April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day

April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day

April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day

April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day

April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day

April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day

April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day

April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day

April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day

April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day

April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day

April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day

April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day

April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day

April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day

April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day

April 19 is . . . . Garlic DayMore Info On Garlic

April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day

April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day

April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day

April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day

April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day

April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day

April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day

April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day

April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day

April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day

April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2006
yup 2 and 2 percings , so how u likein tucker?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2006
im in science , i hated history , im not in it this year tho , hey do u have any tattoos? kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2006
o please , NO, i dont do peaple like u in public places ( to manny peaple would say shit )
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2006
no
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 3:57pm On Apr 06, 2006
i dont know she has caught you in so manny lies , she told me to day " my onkey wish is that he would stop lieing " and its tru she dosent care about the truth , you lie to keep ur self outa troubel but she DOSENT CARE she onley care if ur telling the truth , why did u tell her u lost it at 15 huh lmfao grin wink huh
ComputersRe: Chatting: ASL Please? by lauren804(f): 3:55pm On Apr 06, 2006
asl is commen place its like speed dateing , kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 3:51pm On Apr 06, 2006
way to introduce your self lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 10:41pm On Apr 05, 2006
hey hey chris and laura we can talk on MY new thing insted if yall want since its bouthering this one

its not blocked yet

laurengrimes.

if it dosent show up ill fix it for you in class

-laterdays
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 5:44pm On Apr 05, 2006
your an ass [/b]skippy[b] and [/b] zatoichi [b] has a good point , but i will tell u why i am on here because i hate school and so dose my friends and at my school they give us laptops and let us use them in class but they but blocks on almost all the fun sites but then i stumbeled onto this site , i dident ask for anyone to belive any thing , and i made her put 804 behind her name so that the rest of the users would know who we r , i plan on telling a few guy friends of mine about this too , i like reading and responding to outher stuff on here to but this i made so we wouldent dirupet any outher threds !!! so i dont care what yall think k ? smiley ok wink have a nice day


pic of me when i was sick , lol nena when you see this you have to post you sick pic too lol <3

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 1:54pm On Apr 05, 2006
lol ok , dont wory i sitll have to sak my friends what class i have next somedays ( i dident have n e clue on my own till about mid year ) but yea im bored
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:46pm On Apr 04, 2006
doubt it no one sux at EVERY THING , um , think of something
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:27pm On Apr 04, 2006
haha im bi too . and a smoker so dont worry its not too grose lol um i have been in the same kinda hospittale , umm, i have tryed ddr and sux and i like scubadiveing and photography lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:08pm On Apr 04, 2006
so tell me about ur self , do you have a myspace ?? what kinda stuff r u n 2
EducationRe: Is Spelling Your Biggest Problem? by lauren804(f): 4:05pm On Apr 04, 2006
i have a 5 grade spelling level and , but i am in 10th grade , and a cologe reading level sadsadsad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 4:02pm On Apr 04, 2006
gym class is lame grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 3:49pm On Apr 04, 2006
ok i have started introduceing my friends to this site and directed them to this thread , one new person is laura804 and yes i have told all of them to youse there first name then 804 and , then find this , then say hey
ComputersRe: Laptop Prices by lauren804(f): 3:42pm On Apr 04, 2006
i just got that same requirments meet for 900 u.s $
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 1:50pm On Apr 04, 2006
yes sad

tpbm knows how to make a headach go away ?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2006
thanks
RomanceRe: I Snatched Someone's Boyfriend: Now He Has Gone Back by lauren804(f): 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2006
tear same thing is happening to me but im a mix of both girls ? what to do , embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: (Picture) Captivating Eyes or Not? by lauren804(f): 8:13pm On Apr 03, 2006
i think she has mouther ly eyes verry comferting and strong
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Usa , Virgina , 16 , White , Female by lauren804(op): 8:03pm On Apr 03, 2006
well im not scared to post my pic because i have posted no outher personal info such as a full name or phone number so haha j/k nr but n e ways it is me no matter what you say and ill post a new one soon tongue , but n e ways i have had a bad day to day i got my new cell phone taken in school and it takes about a week to get it back sad cant live with out my phone , sad x 985729357
i hate school i wish independent studys was alowed more frequently
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 9:40pm On Mar 28, 2006
no i just dumped some one

tpbm just got dumpedhuh
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 5:40pm On Mar 28, 2006
yea it blows

tpbm is good at giveing advice on boys ? / love ?
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 5:37pm On Mar 28, 2006
yes

tpbm is in school ?
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2006
yes

tpbm is in richmond
RomanceRe: Separated From Her Ex, But Holds On To His Stuff by lauren804(f): 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2006
idiot:
An engagement ring is not a gift.

In case you don't know, gifts are things given out of love, w/o any expectation of anything in return.

An engagement ring is "required" by most women, and is given in expectation of getting married.

It is definitely not a gift.
dito , my mom taught me dont say i do till i see a ring lol , . but i think that every one has it all mixed up , i think u should get a band then a dimond
Forum GamesRe: tpbm (the person below me) by lauren804(f): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2006
im 5'5

the person below me is in amarica

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