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ProgrammingRe: Sql Server by Laurence1(op): 2:09pm On Oct 23, 2017
thanks... proxy20 dhtml118
ive tried that also

or is it because im trying it from this site
http://www.sqlcourse.com

i recently formatted my system, the server on my vm is 32bit and the sql i have is 64bit, so i'm trying to learn all i can first before downloading a new sql server...

ProgrammingSql Server by Laurence1(op): 1:21pm On Oct 23, 2017
Hi i'm just starting with sql database.... im having troubles showing my tables.

i've tried show table; and its shows Error occurred. Recheck your SQL statement

please advice...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Laurence1: 8:33am On Sep 12, 2017
Where can I download For You Album by cobhams... thanks
EducationRe: Friends Pour Water On A Lady As She Graduates (Photos) by Laurence1: 11:19am On Aug 01, 2017
This is not news, it happens in almost all Uni's in Nigeria .

You should see what military student did to their graduating peers.

It all fun though I cannot understand their own definition of fun.

When I graduated, I was dropped in a puddle filled with dirty water and bathed with water used to washed dirty dishes.. I faked anger it did not work, I threatened it didn't stop, I finally had to beg...
It's all part id the university experience.

I actually think on some level we all look forward to the experience when we graduate if not there are always ways to dodge this.

ToBeGraduateNoEasy till you start looking for a good job then you'll know what no easy means cheesy cry...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Laurence1: 9:16am On Jul 11, 2017
Biko what's all the hype about 4:44 album. I share 50cents' sentiments about the album. undecided
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Laurence1: 10:27am On Jul 10, 2017
Jayceon:
:Ptry Freeallmusic.com
Worked�...thanks G cool
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Laurence1: 8:38am On Jul 10, 2017
hulkhiharitoz:
http://www.viperial5.com/albums/view/4502/jay-z-444
G, it keeps redirecting me to other site and or links when I click on download cry
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Laurence1: 11:30pm On Jul 09, 2017
Who knows where I can download Jay-Z 4:44 album??
PoliticsRe: See The Animal Soldiers Killed In Sambisa Forest & What They Did With It(photos) by Laurence1: 11:06pm On Jun 21, 2017
omenkaLives:
Can't believe over seven persons commented and none seems to know the name of this animal.

That's a whartog fellas.

I really feel sorry for this generation. All we do is Telemundo and music channels. No one seems to care about documentaries anymore.

Someone even went as far as calling it a rhino! Na wa oo!

Smh.
It's pumbaa grin, wonder where simba and/or timone are... probably on pride rock, gisting...

Sha the sojos should be vigilant, where there is a Simba, there's bound to be a lover nala or an uncle scar cheesy

I wonder if the monkey rafiki is seeing all these things that's happening in sambisa from his tree.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide And Davido Hangs Out In Miami (Photo) by Laurence1: 8:24pm On Jun 20, 2017
Chief Obi have become naija Justin Beiber , hanging around all celebs
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Buys His Mom A New Car!! by Laurence1: 10:41am On Jun 17, 2017
baslone:
Being educated is the key to building a good life but I have come across a lot of people with degrees but I still doubt their education till date.

Degree and education mean two different things
True o, no doubt... I graduated from a federal university so I know that people sort their way through school.
But nevertheless, I say this with a certain degree certainty, the four walls of a school's helps to shape the way you look at the world.
Look around you, "most times" in quote you can always spot a graduate in a gathering.

This is not a fact, it's my personal observation so biko don't kill me with quotes.
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Buys His Mom A New Car!! by Laurence1: 8:56am On Jun 17, 2017
arleck:
Alaye ja yourself

who degree epp

Go get lappy

Gee dah only way out
Oga , why you dey go dey do G dey fear police?? get a degree and look for any job as a cover...police can't do shut to you #advice
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Buys His Mom A New Car!! by Laurence1:
SirMazi:
at age 23 buy a car with Bsc in Nigeria
Yes, I know a 23year old programmer that can afford to buy a car for his mum.
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Buys His Mom A New Car!! by Laurence1:
eezeribe:
Thank God for his life... He couldn't have done that with a B.Sc certificate at his age.
I hope that when he was younger,she wasn't discouraging him to abandon his music dreams and 'face his studies'.
So the likes of phyno,adekunle gold, johnny drille and Kiss Daniel them that have degrees nkor. Let's not mention Davido, Banky, Boj or Naeto C or Crucificxo with an Msc.

I'm sorry for you, if you like don't listen to your mum and get a degree, be looking for an excuse to become a dropout .

Why can't you have both.
EventsRe: Lady Is Her Brother's Best Man At His Wedding In Nigeria (Photos) by Laurence1: 11:05am On Apr 06, 2017
HARDDON:
Nah! Wet not your legs, aint never gono happen! angry

Easier for a camel to pass tru d eyes of a needy needle than for a guy to start packin n holdin wedding dress, dabbing make ups to mute sweat n taking orders from a lady! angry

We wudnt do! grin
anything is possible...them gay morafuck..z can decide to wear a gown o,with the hope to be the first to start trend...niggas can embarass Guys mehn

Police sha will happily escort them to a jail cell with many slaps..
EventsRe: Lady Is Her Brother's Best Man At His Wedding In Nigeria (Photos) by Laurence1: 11:02am On Apr 06, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Im sure if I asked aby of my female friends or my sister to be grooms man for me they'll be like
my sister will look at me like, is this one mad...our own love no reach bestwoman biko... cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Threatens His Ex-girlfriend With Her Nudes Over Infidelity by Laurence1: 10:29pm On Mar 26, 2017
AgbenuAnna:
where you at gun point when you bought the phone?


you bought it for her so it's hers



Ladies why do we keep sending nude pictures to people or allow them to snap you nude?
If you can't afford to leave whatever you bought for your girl when you break... homie don't buy it in the first place then...

How will you be asking for returns mehn...

Sha I never buy girl phone before, so I probably don't understand what your feeling atm
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Threatens His Ex-girlfriend With Her Nudes Over Infidelity by Laurence1: 10:28pm On Mar 26, 2017
SmellingAnus:
He sounds frustrated , real men don't blackmail ladies with their nudes...
Word!!! especially not with nudes she sent mehn...

Low, very low...
Car TalkRe: Check Out The 2016 G-wagon Mamba by Laurence1: 5:44am On Mar 05, 2017
umehmj:
More
Y'all shud look at them pictures well... that's a Bentley not a gwagon
RomanceRe: Whatsapp Chats Exposed Lady Sending Nude Photos To Man Because She Needs Iphone by Laurence1: 9:45am On Mar 01, 2017
i wonder why guys tend to do this... So its a bad thing now ehn that she sent you the nudes...smh...

you don't have to give her the iphone if you were just pulling her legs, but publicizing it on the internet is low mehn...LOW

wow, so now the whole world has seen the nudes and chats and you're richer?smarter?cuter? or probably bigger in some way undecided
RomanceRe: Weed Or Pusssy? Pics by Laurence1: 8:47am On Feb 01, 2017
Csami:
Weed! Nobody chases pussy on a freaking bike.
nobody chases weed on a bike...
I think he's already high and about to get some pussy, but chasing weed on a bike...naa,only a junkie would do that.

weed doesnt make you do dumb shit till you're high, but pussy can f**k up a nigga's rational reasoning anytime mehn...

#blaqerian
CelebritiesRe: Phyno & Jay Jay Okocha At A Shopping Centre As Fans Mob Phyno by Laurence1: 8:40am On Feb 01, 2017
i wonder between Phyno and Flavour, who has a bigger fan base...
TV/MoviesRe: Watch As Miyonse Finally Got Down With Tboss On Big Brother Naija (video) by Laurence1: 8:36am On Feb 01, 2017
I thought the motherf**ker was gay sef... it looks like pity feel... if she gives me that chance, Bleep boobs ama go straight for the Vajayjay *inOprahsVoice*
Music/RadioRe: Music Video: Koko-B - "BAD GIRL" by Laurence1: 7:37pm On Jan 30, 2017
The thunder that will fire this OP ehn for making me waste my data is still on its way from olympus...

He-monkey
RomanceRe: Picture Story by Laurence1: 8:19am On Jan 22, 2017
But these images sha cheesy

RomanceRe: Picture Story by Laurence1: 8:16am On Jan 22, 2017
Csami:
5 people needs help here.
As in ehn

1. One is pained and frustrated
2. One lacks understanding about how to speak
3. One is a woman wrapper cheesy
4. One lacks home training
5. One lacks understanding and is still exchanging words of anger with...
Car TalkRe: Meet The 1,000 HP Mercedes Hypercar. by Laurence1: 1:20pm On Jan 16, 2017
MsDelilah bia negodu ihe mercedes ne mey... wey chori gbu mmadu...

The car looks awesome. I just want to buy it and look at it...it's just too beriful
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Shows Off His Simple Phones by Laurence1: 11:15pm On Jan 15, 2017
mccoy47:
Yes.
A vertu phone goes for about $15,000 (check google for confirmation)
15,000 * 450 = 6,725,000.

That's a 2008 foreign used range!
I stand corrected lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: E-Money Shows Off His Simple Phones by Laurence1: 8:44pm On Jan 15, 2017
mccoy47:
Lol. But I tell u each of does phones would buy a fairly used 2007 range rover!
Oga, range rover kwa shocked
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 1:16pm On Jan 11, 2017
Csami:
1. Storks
2. Secret life of pets
3. Zootopia
4. .........
5. .........
6. Sausage Party

Haven't seen Moana and Trolls yet but I definitely know they'll be better than sausage bullcrap.
You like storks to zootopia shocked
Car TalkRe: 2016 Mercedes Maybach S600 Emperor- N750m Car For Only 10 People In The World. by Laurence1: 10:21pm On Jan 10, 2017
Thisis2raw:
that money dey enuf to feed all those kid for IDPs camps
What If I'm giving to charities can I then buy this car?? Does it make it any less expensive?, why do people use sentiments to judge their betters in the society .
Car TalkRe: 2016 Mercedes Maybach S600 Emperor- N750m Car For Only 10 People In The World. by Laurence1: 9:15am On Jan 10, 2017
Thisis2raw:
Any Nigerian wey buy this motor I go swear juju for am.
Why, na your money em use buy am huh

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