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Politics / Re: MKO Abiola's "Epetedo Declaration" And The Aftermath (Throwback) by Laurence1: 6:48am On Jun 13, 2020
This was the defining moment


If we had fought for our rights back then we wouldn't have been a bitch 'comedy skit' country.
Music/Radio / Re: DOWNLOAD MP3: Anderson .paak – Tints Ft. Kendrick Lamar by Laurence1: 4:55pm On Oct 31, 2018
The link is bad ..
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Paid N245.9 Million To Perform At An Indian Royal Wedding by Laurence1: 10:08pm On Oct 29, 2018
oderinde151:
Una say wetin? How much are they paying chris brown and Co? No be fever and manya he go perform? grin grin grin

Listen to the lyrics of Drake's im upset.. half a million for a show us disrespect

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Romance / Re: Slay Queen Dances Until Her Skirt Tears, Exposing Her Bare Butt (Photos) by Laurence1: 2:30pm On Oct 11, 2018
Business / Re: Is This Unionbank Advert The Best Advert This Year? by Laurence1: 7:28am On Oct 02, 2018
Truth be told ehn... I'm an official UNCLE THOMAS for Naija matter
Science/Technology / Re: Major Earthquake Likely In Abuja, Kaduna, Ogun, Oyo, Bayelsa – NASRDA by Laurence1: 12:03am On Sep 28, 2018
How come I didn't read anything about the 2016 earthquake till now.

PS: I was upandown all around north all 2016. I would have heard.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Labour Congress Strike Not Effective In Lagos by Laurence1: 8:07am On Sep 27, 2018
Alausa secretariat is locked and when I asked to be let in... the security man just calmly told me.."oga no work"...

So OP, what were you expecting? People parading the streets shouting solidarity forerveR? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Bovi Surprises His Wife With A Mercedes Benz For Her 30th Birthday by Laurence1: 10:26pm On Sep 23, 2018
QUESTIONS:

After 9 years of marriage and she's just 30??

So he married her when she was just 21?

She finish school?

Does she know who she is without a husband?

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Crime / Re: Passengers Pretend To Pay Lagos Uber Driver, Snatch Car At Gunpoint (Photos) by Laurence1: 11:05am On Sep 15, 2018
I'm just asking o.

But look at the pictures well.. the gatre behind was shut, interlocking stones and a very narrow spot. Which atm/bank has this building??

Notice how they did not mention the name of the bank or the location of the atm used.

I'm just saying
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by Laurence1: 10:54am On Sep 15, 2018
This is some fabricated BS

And btw, I can almost swear that it's not an ibo family. because Nigerian's will be quick to give it the title "ibo father demands car as bride price"
Fashion / Re: Photo Of Gucci Shoe Lace That Costs N2.3 Million Goes Viral, Nigerians React by Laurence1: 10:59pm On Aug 16, 2018
Even if it is N6500... that's still much if you ask me, for some gaddam shoelace. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Did Wizkid Revive Duncan Mighty's Career? See What Nigerians Are Saying by Laurence1: 8:56pm On Aug 02, 2018
We be illiterates for this country shaaa... please how is Duncan mighty a LEGEND ehnkwa?? Do y'all even know the meaning of a legend. Best read up and stop saying pop.

and yes, I for one won't have listened,downloaded or streamed fake love if wizkid wasn't featured.

Would it have made sense without him, we will never know
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2018
Bryan12:

Who's "our"?


Me and my fellow Nigerians...

Charlie move away
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 1:59pm On Jul 30, 2018
Beorn:


When the movie came out, there's a character that I didn't notice in the countless occasions that I'd watched it back then. Some years later, I rewatched the movie on DsTV and that unknown character in I, Robot had became a movie superstar. When I was watching it on DsTV, immediately I realised who the character was, I was shocked that I remembered whispering in astonishment, "Jesus Christ."

If you had watched I, Robot when it came out newly and found yourself in the same situation I was, you'd have felt exactly how I felt when you recognise the character. Without the use of Google, Guess who the character was? cheesy grin

I can almost be certain that you're referring to Shia labeouf abi... I think we didn't recognize the him at first because he wasn't popular. cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 9:18am On Jul 21, 2018
Aspiregreat:

Moving parts -6/10

Suicide S-8/10

Rampage -5/10

Red sparrow - 7/10

Quiet place - 5/10 shocked

The story was good na.. 5/10, haba.

Red sparrow to me sef is a 6 tops

Rampage 5

Suicide Squad? 8..why?

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 12:50am On Jul 21, 2018
A quiet place

Nice twist. The storyline was not expected. Thumbs up

I dont think John Krasinski played the ideal father needed for the dad character in movie. Our chiwetel would have played that role better.

tho i think angelina jolie wluld have been dope for the character, Emily blunt was perfect nevertheless.

Graphics and effects is great

7.5

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 12:41am On Jul 21, 2018
Beorn:


You'd see I, Robot, though. Very interesting. It's been over 8 years since I watched it but the fun is still registered in my memory.

I still watch it every now and again... good movie
Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by Laurence1: 8:39am On Jul 18, 2018
Henitan24:


Yes but if he turn his back at me you'll see how I'll rolling on the floor even though I'm putting on my best clothes.

No disrespekt babe... you're talking about a guy "beating" you like its a normal thing. undecided

I dont know who you've been dating but a nigga should never beat his woman. If he cant take her BS anymore then he should simply breakup amd move on.

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Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by Laurence1: 7:44am On Jul 18, 2018
Henitan24:


No it is not the best way my man can hurt me is to turn his back at me not by beating because I'll become more stubborn

Hol up... lemme understand something here, if your man beats you it'll make you more stubbornundecided
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Laurence1: 6:35am On Jul 15, 2018
You know those kind of movies you watch, smile and never watch again.

The will i call it 'mind control abi telekenesis' part was not needed. The womans superpowers was strange but not unexpected they'll probably want to surprise viewers with a movie of her own very soon.

Antman to me is just a 6/10 tops... its just comical as far as im concerned, no real long lasting memory to cling on to.

Lemme goan watch TRAFFIK. Ill be back cool
Romance / Re: 7 Things To Do When You Are Tempted To Cheat In A Relationship by Laurence1: 9:58pm On Jul 14, 2018
I feel its more of an " is this worth the hurt if she finds out"...
Events / Re: Man Buries His Father In A N32M BMW In Anambra (Photos From Movie) by Laurence1: 8:27am On Jun 11, 2018
My first quarell with the post is... that car worth 32million?? undecided
Crime / Re: Young Wife Who Was Gang Raped In Cross River Gets Help From Governor. Photos by Laurence1: 5:53am On May 23, 2018
vizkiz:


We are in a world whereby people don't give a fück about men.

Later some dumb idiots will talk about gender equality... I can't begin to imagine what that poor fella will be going through now.

Seeing his wife being devoured by lions. You think he'll ever want to touch her?



You've also noticed the gender equality load of crap they keep spewing baa... Nigerians never care about the man in such situation, you'll even hear poeople say poo like after all he's a man.

I can't even begin to comprehend how the man must be feeling after watching other 'men' take turns raping his wife. HER SCREAMS, HER SCARED FACE. FEELING SO HELPLESS.

But no, its only the woman the guv'nor deemed sensible to compensate. Sad really.

We will never be seen as equal in Nigeria and that is just the way it is.
Politics / Re: Lawrence Iyere Gives Neya Uzor Kalu Range Rover On Their Wedding Day by Laurence1: 10:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
Autobiography ke... looks more like evogue
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 13 by Laurence1: 11:24am On Dec 18, 2017
morning NL fam,

so i tried reading before asking just incase someone had already asked the same question (because i hate when people do this), but the thread is so long and my eyes has gotten uncomfortably sore from trying to read through all the pages... so please bear with mw

i have questions as regards where to start from. im trying to apply to BCIT . i thought this was an easy something aka just send a mail attaching your these credentials

1. Application Fee
2. Scanned filled copy of application form (i don't know where to get these but i'm assuming it comes after starting the application process)
3. Identification. Passport or drivers license or birth certificate
4. Marriage certificate (if married)
5. Certificate(s)
6. Transcript to be sent by institution.

but now i'm not so sure.

please advice me because i'm now reading talks of ICES which costs about $200...

THANKS
Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 11:08am On Nov 06, 2017
cc: proxy20

bruv..

oya new challenge today for me is creating a new database from an existing one

use master create database new_db from database old_db

error comes from the *from

thanks
Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 12:56pm On Oct 24, 2017
proxy20:
Did you

The red squiggly line shows incorrect objects

1.create the database

2. Create your table
3. Connect the db
4. Run the query



Remove show table
The title is not grownup

thanks.

the command used to show the tables is select *from table_name and not show tables
Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 7:44am On Oct 24, 2017
tried on my sql 2014...

same error sad

Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 4:02pm On Oct 23, 2017
alter table
nst_1
add title varchar(25);


proxy20
trying to use the rule i got from the link.. its giving me an error message
please help me look at the query,
correct me if i'm wrong
i'm considering maybe there's a limit to what the interpreter can perform but i might just be projecting my frustrations on the innocent interpreter..lol

thanks
Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2017
proxy20:
Use ur existing sql server .The process of new installation is very long.


https://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp


The site above have more explanations


my windows server is not compatible with the sql server

i cannot run it on the vm

i even googled if it was possible to upgrade from a 32bit to 64bit out of frustration...

thanks for the link
Programming / Re: Sql Server by Laurence1: 3:03pm On Oct 23, 2017
proxy20:
I thought it was an actual sql server express 2016 + db engine.



The site is just a learning platform . Just learn
Drop table
Select
Delete
Insert query


Use drop table in the interpreter




yeah... i'm just starting

drop table didn't work also, sadly...

downloading a new windows server is strenuous walai

sigh.

thanks, i appreciate your help

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