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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal At (2 - 1) On 19th April 2026 by lauzun: 8:52pm On Apr 19
seunmsg:
Arteta’s tactics are wack. He can’t read a game and make the right substitution. No matter how poor Eze May be, he shouldn’t have removed him. All our attacking effort ended immediately Eze was removed.

We need a massive clearance at the end of the season. Trossard, Martinelli, Havertz, White, G.Jesus and Odegaard all need to go. We must buy two quality right and left wingers, a top striker and an attack minded midfielder.
Let's see. As Arsenal love buying Chelsea players, they can afford to give you guys Garnacho, Delap, Neto and Enzo. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (0 - 3) On 17th March 2026 by lauzun: 10:01pm On Mar 17
Haydens:
Make Man U catch this Chelsea first....... grin grin
I swear down!!!

18th of April can't come soon enough. Make we join violate "world champions"...
PoliticsRe: If You Could Improve One Thing About Nairaland, What Would It Be? by lauzun: 9:24pm On Jan 22
A 'dislike' button.

I want to know what people really think about posts by characters like 'helinus' and 'FreeStuffs'. Their doctored 'likes' for most of their pro-APC drivel isn't an accurate barometer of people's agreement with their opinions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 17th January 2026 by lauzun: 3:05pm On Jan 17
Angelfrost:
Okay... Point noted.

Time shall tell. It always does.

All I am saying... Will you fans and the owners ever give the manager time and resources to fully ingrain his philosphy even if mistakes are made along the way?!!
The problem isn't really 'philosophy' per se; it's mentality. Man Utd players don't seem to be able to get motivated to play against the 'smaller' teams.

Oh! And e no go better for Amorim and his cursed 3-5-2 formation. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Renovates Rivers State Secretariat In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by lauzun: 12:55pm On Jan 17
DSS1335:
Any unseen or seen hand working alone or in group to thwart the honest work of this man. May Holy Ghost fire burn them to ash Amen.

For the first time, civil service in Rivers state will be reposition for optimum service delivery
Why to call Nyesom Wike name dey fear you?
PoliticsRe: LIRS Sets Jan 31, 2026 Deadline For Lagos Employers To File Tax Returns by lauzun: 12:51pm On Jan 17
Taxation without representation.
You pay tax yet you'll still provide your own electricity & security on top of paying rent for your premises, salaries for your workers, as well as all the usual business overhead. Government will still disturb you to pay for their licenses. Nigeria is a very hostile environment for business, I swear!
RomanceRe: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by lauzun: 9:40pm On Jan 13
Haydens:
Seun abi Mr green blog developer, try and put dislike button here. E get one opinion I wan dash like 50 dislikes like this.
I agree. Seun why are you so scared of dislike/downvote button? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by lauzun: 9:38pm On Jan 13
omoredia:
Till 2mrw I will keep advocating for polygamy. There is no where in the bible that polygamy is said to be a sin. It will really help women in general
Why do you hate yourself?

People are looking for how to get rid of the women in their lives and you're here talking about adding more. Who exactly did you offend?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United appoint Michael Carrick As New Coach by lauzun: 9:26pm On Jan 13
Angelfrost:
Relax... Una go recycle coaches taya.

Eventually, na Africa una go come find coach. No worry.
You are a secret Man Utd fan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United appoint Michael Carrick As New Coach by lauzun: 9:25pm On Jan 13
judewrites:
Amorim was building a team but one minute of madness in a interview cost him his job.

If man utd think Carrick is a magician, let them wait and see the position they will be at the end of the season.
Amorim was fooling himself.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Cancel Second Wave Of Attack As Venezuela Releases Political Prisoners by lauzun: 1:51pm On Jan 09
BondRiv:
There was going to be a second wave of attack? International law is a joke. The spineless Republicans in Congress are enabling this war criminal and therefore complicit.
What do you know? Abeg stick to abusing Peter Obi online. It seems that's the only thing you were programmed for.
AutosRe: Distress Sale: Clean 2004 Corrola. Price Now 3.4m In Lagos. by lauzun: 6:07pm On Jan 01
See the way you dey snap motor like say na stolen vehicle. You dey hide something ni?
RomanceRe: Ashawo Joint In Gariki by lauzun: 6:05pm On Jan 01
STD no be your mate o. This is 2026. Be kiaful out there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea And Coach Enzo Maresca Part Ways by lauzun: 5:46pm On Jan 01
Prechgold1180:
Lol. Amorim nur go excape march
He's starting to show some tactical flexibility though. How person go play 5 defenders against 10-man Everton from 12 minutes till 90?
InvestmentRe: I Need A Loan To Build Studios While Using Same Studio As Collateral by lauzun: 8:55pm On Dec 16, 2025
Your own self wan pass yahoo boys own.
You want a loan to build a studio. You then want that same studio you built with borrowed funds to serve as a collateral for another loan.
You must be a Nigerian politician.
SportsRe: Which Of These Football Starlets Disappointed The Most? by lauzun: 8:45pm On Dec 16, 2025
themanderon:
Adnan Januzaz or whatever and then Martin Ordegard. They never rose to their full potential.
As a Man Utd fan, that Januzaj own pain me eh. He was supposed to be the next Giggs. Had the talent but the mentality wasn't there.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Whistleblower Nnamdi Emeh Faces Christmas In Detention Amid Court Delay by lauzun: 9:52am On Dec 15, 2025
adetoya234:
Has it reached the point where court orders are rarely enforced?
This country is indeed a failed one.
It's a sh*thole. Donald Trump wasn't lying.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Buries Mother, Asetu, In ₦150 Million Gold Casket (Pix) by lauzun: 5:48pm On Dec 14, 2025
The black man with his backwards mentality. Smdh.
PoliticsRe: Top 50 Countries With The Worst Governments by lauzun: 11:25pm On Dec 10, 2025
Number 15 Everybody.

#shithole
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (1 - 2) On 10th December 2025 by lauzun: 9:52pm On Dec 10, 2025
U
Angelfrost:
You are so right... But, they are giving him a final chance to save himself by winning tonight.

I really don't get how such a good team[i] is struggling worse than Man United under Amorim.[/i][b][/b]

The team he coached in Germany was not as good.
And you were the one criticizing Man Utd fans that called Amorim a bad EPL coach.
RomanceRe: Lady Queries, Why Guys Staring And Unable To Approach. by lauzun: 9:19pm On Dec 10, 2025
EmperorIsaac:
Indeed! grin
But if that was the goal, I feel that "confidence" was wasted, honestly!
You dey believe that guy? Someone that's probably about to write WAEC?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Charged With Murder Of 23-Year-Old UK Woman by lauzun: 1:22pm On Oct 26, 2025
AntiChristian:
Only Allah go fit judge the person sharing meat with teeth!
Allah doesn't exist!
PoliticsRe: 25 Countries With The Largest Homeless Populations by lauzun: 11:17pm On Oct 23, 2025
Exousiang01:
Most of these homeless people are in Lagos.
They go just comot from their village because they hear say money dey Lagos, Zero plans, zero strategy, zero education, zero money, Just jump into a night bus, come to Lagos sleep on the streets rob innocent people and complain about smelling drainages
🥱🥱🥱. Stale.
PoliticsRe: 'You Needed A White Guy To Tell You Reno Omokri Is A Scammer?' - David Hundeyin by lauzun: 5:33am On Oct 19, 2025
9jatriot:
So says a Ghanian refugee who is also a suspected scammer.


For me I remember when Reno was attacking PMB and even protesting against Tinubu, all the hoebidients then use to tell us that he is a man of truth but as soon as he turned his back against their oga, that was when they now recognised that he tells lies, something we have always been telling them.


Well for now, we will keep him and still use him against hoebidients and co. It is always better for 2 known liars to face eachother, particularly when you now have one of them as a third-party supporter
To be fair, I don't see how you Tinubu fans supporting Reno now are any better. Perhaps your current support of Reno makes you even more hypocritical?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by lauzun: 5:17am On Oct 19, 2025
Ishilove:
Interesting. What qualities does she possess that convinces you that she will be a suitable wife material for you?
That guy you quoted is part of the problem. Take her abroad because? Trying to play savior, because?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels & Ned Nwoko's Marriage Crashes Over Domestic Violence (Video) by lauzun: 5:13am On Oct 19, 2025
pocohantas:
Regina some of us warned you.
They said we are jealous old cargos.
I knew that marriage has k-leg, but I never expected DV. I believe your mum was aware, but asked you to endure because of the money she is getting.

It is so sad a beautiful young girl subjected herself to this. Look at how he even married you inside shrine. Ladies married to average men got a better wedding. But you were married opposite agbara.

Your mother failed you.

Please endure and work it out with him.


Your signature reads 'Somebody's Sugar baby'. Regina is also somebody's sugar baby. I don't see the difference between the two of you.
FamilyRe: Wife Faints After Husband Insists On Divorce by lauzun: 5:04am On Oct 19, 2025
Trymeee:
Why is your moniker always so bitter and aggressive. Been a while and I learnt to overlook your comments. Even when they're making some sense, you still always manage to make it look bitter and aggressive.
Na so Kobo be o grin. Set awon "independent, die-hard feminists", "enemy of the patriarchy", "staunch anti-christian".
FamilyRe: Which Of These Scares You Most In Modern Day Marriage? by lauzun: 2:22am On Oct 15, 2025
Diamond098454:
You didn't mention hard knacking some guys are something else and I don't need such men
Why you dey use style dey tell us wetin you really like?

PoliticsRe: 2027: Jonathan Lost In 2015, Only His Enemy Wants Him To Contest - Oshiomhole by lauzun: 6:55am On Oct 06, 2025
nairalanda1:
At the end, we want a leader who will take us off oil, and neither GEJ or tinubu or atiku or even obi is it.

I doubt that nigerians want to have a developed economy. If we did, we would have voted in a leader with a plan to get us off oil, and get us industrialized. But since it means that most nigerians won't get palliatives, and politicians won't get chance to loot, we vote for people like tinubu again and again.

Call me when we are ready to be serious.
Story.
We know you're a Tinubu supporter. The mafia lord and tax kingpin ushered in the retrogressive APC. Then, APC said GEJ was corrupt but at least, people could still buy food to eat. Now APC said corruption has ended and many homes go to bed hungry. I'll have GEJ over anything Tinubu has to offer.
SportsRe: Oshoala Scores, Assists As Al Hilal Beat Neom 3 - 0 by lauzun: 10:10am On Sep 28, 2025
The women don't cover their hair? Or is there exemption for sports!
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Flaunts Luxurious Home, Remembers Struggles With ₦10k Rent by lauzun: 10:08am On Sep 28, 2025
AntiChristian:
I don't know what's wrong with us!

Do rich men like Elon, Dangote and co behave like this too?
It's the curse of the Black race. You can see it from our politicians to the beggars on the street.

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