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joseph1832:
Sure.

Smellymouth:
With you, everything na double double



Shhhhhhh..No derailing

*** whispers **** court is in session

Smellymouth:

Fynestboi:
Just passing by....

joseph1832:
[size=45pt]SOLD[/size]

bqlekan:
Yes, i like it but then
I know, just pulling your legs
Yes I am, until proven otherwise
No one is harmless

bqlekan:
Now i'm scared. your use of emoticons is getting too much. They should show the real meaning behind texts, yours is the other way round. I think I'm the one taking risk here

hibiscus76:
You're right but the truth remains that most of them if not all see us as objects of sexual gratification only..

bqlekan:
Think? No! I know. And when females say 'nothing' with a smile a hell lot is happening. oya open up

bqlekan:
NO! That emoticon shows you have something in mind already. E je wo

bqlekan:
Now, what is with the big grin?

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. I need to whisper it..


This place is too noisy..

obiorathesubtle:
have I ever?

obiorathesubtle:
let's do both at the same time..

bqlekan:
it's unlike the ones you've been taking. odikwa dangerous

obiorathesubtle:



I agree, I think it's best we both don't conclude until we actually make a physical assessment..

bqlekan:
Please don't, It is risky

bqlekan:
Sex free relationship for where? and some guy will be somewhere shagging my acclaimed virgin Abeg, let them ask for the money, we shall give it to them.

fellowship:
Its a win win situation, because even the female folks will not tell her boyfriend that she has a secret affair with one millionair alhaji or rather still, lecturer that awards exam score.

naughtynaughty:
promise and fail

obiorathesubtle:
and I fùck crayly too..

obiorathesubtle:
sweetie..

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. The only bad habit I have is refusing to shave.. I hate shaving..


Plus I bite my fingernails.. I never let them grow..


Then I just like holding my balls, I just like feeling the soft skin..


Then I like putting ice cubes inside my ass.. It's like orgasm..


Then I like walking around without a shirt, and when I'm alone at home.. I'd get nakêd and dance to loud music


Then I like peeing in the bath tub.


I also eat wall nuts then throw the shells at orphan children


I once plugged one end of a USB cable to my ass and the other end to my laptop.. Then I saw "removable disk A inserted".. I saw pictures of the girl I had a crush on when I was 6.. She was wearing only a short skirt, a pair of white wool socks and these messed up shoes.. Her breasts were massive tho..

joseph1832:
My very first poem on Nairaland. Look how far I've come with writing poems, just because of the Miss Nairaland Contest.

I'm grateful.