₦airaland Forum

joliyp:
laveda have really tried my best okay will try again

teebee22:
not soap but cream to help my dry skin

lanicky:
Following

Cc: Laveda nd Franklingud

Diddyydiva:
its to avoid unnecessary mentions

Diddyydiva:
Typical Nigerians' way of announcing engagement


(The man's family In their best attire seated on a benches, The man grinning from ear to ear, The lady's family welcome them and request the reason of their visit. )


The man's father: We the family of Oyedele have found a rose in your garden.

The lady's father : Who dares enter my compound without my permission?

The man's father: My son Decker has found a jewel in your house. Your Jewel Your main

The lady's father: hmmmmmmmm, Decker is that so ?

Decker: ( stammering) yes..... yes sir.( looks at the shy yourmain )

The lady's father: Yourmain do you want to marry this man ? Once you leave , you are not coming back

Your main: Yes papa I love him ...... ( smiles)

The lady's father: well my people since the two people agreed, I see no reason I should oppose. pls nothing must happen to my daughter .

The man's family: Nothing will.

Yourmain's mother: ( facing deckers mother) she is the apple of my eyes. pls take good care of her my in law . ( wipes tears)

Decker's mother: I will treat her like my daughter. My Good inlaw
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THE ANNOUNCEMENT .

Decker: hello, Naijaboy how far na?
Naijboy: I dey o . wetin happen.
Decker : guy I don engage oooooo . im getting married soon
Naijaboy: to who na?
Decker: My girl nani .
Naijaboy: Wao . that's great . Guy you don tell stfuareyougod? That guy go run mad say an you win yourmain . KingLekan go throw you stone. Mehn I happy for you oooo . Traplord go cry o
Decker: I won her sha, I've called tosyne2much and wristbangle. you will be the best man o
Naijaboy: No worry my guy. we dey each others back nah. congrats oooooo






Estharfabian: Hello your main, Adeh39 told me she saw your whatsapp profile picture and status, that you are engaged, she said Punkyveer told has confirmed it too . I logged in on Facebook now. I saw your new status.
Your main: Yes bae, I'm engaged
Esther: who is the guy?
Y. m: Deck of course.
Esther: So you won at last, Msphyno must be going crazy now , Misspicy will be very happy
Y .M : I called her yesterday, she was very Happy. You are responsible for the cake.
Esther: I will call Twaci and mirexxx for the decorations
YM : Laveda is traveling soon to Italy, so she is getting me shoes.
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That's how the information spreads





PS: don't quote this post. you can mention my moniker if you are dying to quote.





I'm out ta here

refiner:
hello romancelander.....nice meeting u guys.I registered November lastyr buh dis is my first time to visit romance section...my favourit section is d literature,celebrities and political section....may I know some of u guys?.well I admire some peepz here like misspicy,
prettythicme
missquote
lave.da
tosyntomuch
kinglekan....dey re almost in every post...
and more that am not able to recall dere names(dont be offended).and of course lalasticlala.... so friends am I welcomed here

PinkBarbie:
It's me.

fabiano09:
whats Np?

Now playing

Caseless:
ok , throw them at me- the opposite se'x

Caseless:
the kissing galore should be over already.

So what's bad with using the 'kiss' smiley? Its there for a purpose

kinglekan:

Buttons?

Gracias anyways.

What were you expecting?

kinglekan:

I dey busy dey press B.......


Any problem?

Buttons? Weldone

kinglekan:

can't type?

20bc:
[color=teal]wow that's close.....

But mine is closer, approximately 30mins drive


Do you have a bf[/color]

You'll soon get there then...

Yes.....So many you? Got a gf?

20bc:
[color=teal] Was great........

Is your school very far from your home.....[/color]

PinkBarbie:
Your number 2 though.

20bc:
[color=teal]OK, safe journey....

Am currently on my way to school, when I get there I will inform you.....

How was your night.... [/color]

kinglekan:

Why u just wicked like this

Lekan..your boss don sack you?
4th January
You dey find wife here?

20bc:
[color=teal] Oh oh, I didn't see this mention, sure I will do just that when I get to school....


Morning beautiful. .....[/color]

Morning hunni

On my way now...late already..got something I'm sopposed to fix this morning
Where you?

Caseless:
Laveda and pinkbarbie , you lesbians can gerrarahere.

Nubian113:
But the guy (the person u quote) tell you "the list is correct"

PrimeMinisterr:
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mmh your lips though..