₦airaland Forum

LemmeFuckYou:
using Nivea too. Mhen na the soap they make dem toast u like bread like this.


okay mayb i should add dettol to my Nivea too.

who dey toast me nau

ishiamu:
Mogbe LoL. Tearing clothes bawo

Don't mind me... I love forming first

cherryice:
Pesin go open eye give the excuse of been 17 abi 18years dey send money to bf and at the end of d day, they broke up come here to cry. We follow your bf spend the money abi we dey there when you dey do the transaction?
on several visits, you were always handling the bills, that one no tell you say you are been taken for a long ride?
I hail my naija babes and love oo.
My own love sha no reach for money side o

Laveda kedu? Hows my pidgin?

LMAO you dey try...where I dey, 17 years old nah virgin. This one don dey fly diff countries. Go find d!ck
People dey here dey kill themselves for people matter ....I still get sense even in love

ishiamu:
What has marriage got to do with speaking with someone? Am i gonna rape you tru d net??

You're tearing your clothes already, be calm joor

ishiamu:
You can't see it here add me up you see many

LOL....Okay..but I'm married though

LemmeFuckYou:
i'm cool, your having fun here na...seems to be the bread Nl guys wanna toast,which soap u dy use sef.?

Normal fun nau, I use dettol lol..I only have a particular creme ...Nivea.

ishiamu:
Wanted to be anonymous

Haha you still anonymous to me though..not seen your pic before

ishiamu:
Yes na... you want me to base in somalia??

Your location says Ukraine

LemmeFuckYou:
Thanks!
Sorry for the disturb.

so whatsup..not disturb lol

darkenedrebel:

Dark..I dint mean that oo

20/10

LemmeFuckYou:
no mind laveda she dy form virgin holymary.

Not forming holy mary..you can do that, or can't you?

ishiamu:
Baby wassup na? Y u dey hang me like this na? Since morning

are you based in Nigeria?

LemmeFuckYou:
i just open this account not up to 20minutes now..i never wanted to,i have serious something to discuss that's why i opened this one and no i just decided to to hillarious name like this...biko type my name in derail paradise abeg




STFUareyouGod oga illegal.

Why not do that? God knows I can't..mention me, I'll reply.

ishiamu:
Sure... when neccesary crash crunch no show 4 ya side?

I'll just chiil then.

ishiamu:
LoL... moniker of life.... I thought my moniker is the craziest till I saw lemmefuckyou now shit... dis dude cray

hehe there are actually things my fingers won't and can't type. LOL

tempem:
lol! That's fam'. Never checked the moniker self.

Alright..now you know.

LemmeFuckYou:
Lmao..this is danbrown.
My friend type that moniker and stop behavin like mother of jesus.

why use this kinda moniker? I swear my fingers can't

LemmeFuckYou:
mention my moniker in derail paradise abeg.one idiot mod ban me.

I don't know you..and your moniker aint encouraging my fingers can't type that.

ishiamu:
Yes I spend money to buy my cloths... it ain't free

That's cool but I meant the other way round

ishiamu:
. Am here.... I don't beg for money oo... hope it's better

Omg how did you find me?
You don't beg for money, I guess you spend money

tempem:
You just called mama lanicky like that? Hmmm! You heard about her birthday?

Haha she's my paddy...yeah sure ..any plans for her?

JeffreyJamez:
Been working all day and now my eyes hurt

Eiyaa sorry jeff , about your eyes, I guess its too much light from the screen . .you told me you work at night, shifted to day?

JigsawKillah:
Lanicky, I'm sorry I won't be able to do that stuff this year.



lanicky cheated on me with Kelvingraphics, one wheelbarrow pusher on NL

alright, I'll. Don't start complaining when I tell you about your outfits o.

What stuff? Tell me jigs.. Maybe I can help

Barrow pusher? Such shameful act

Yeah, I won't complain

Anyss:
So cos av reached or passes marriage age den I'll stand in front of a dude with over sized or undersized trousers dragged and placed at d Knee exposing a dirrty boxer with haircut like a peacock all in name of swag? Wot do u tink somtin like dat will be able to offer me? Aside his immature desire for a "sex n drop" affairs or somtin similar. Dats if he's even old enof to have a relationship

JigsawKillah:
I don't tell lies! That's why we broke up na




what taiwan phone? I am using a china phone! Stop downgrading my phone jare






she can attest to that. i have goons all over the place, keeping tags on her daily activities. but now, i'm focusing on re-recruiting my loyalists in PH be careful!

Pamper my friend, tomorrow is her birthday ...I know Lanicky's the faithful kinda girl, I don't believe you you got proofs? ....Recruit them

MizMyColi:
Ohhhh
Ohkay.

I hope something productive comes out of it.
Bless

okay ma'am

MizMyColi:
*puts on my love doctor googles*

Laveda, whatsappnin?

Nothing really ma'am, I told him later at night we'll talk.

ishiamu:
Chai... e no pure ooo

Mizmycoli see what your friend is doing your friend is it fair?

just chill

ishiamu:
Take my pin and see friendship strengthened

Not now dear..Later

ishiamu:
in the fullness of time... is all things you ever hope for...

Very funny... LOL