₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
laveda stop lyin na.. Chei..

Point out the lies in my post please

Estharfabian:
LoL!


why evils??
that's nothing but the truth sha...The Active users ain't even upto 100K..If You wanna be honest

Cox if This site was that "Popular"(With loads of members)? Most Nigerians should Know about it...I was telling My courseMate the other time if she's joined nairaland..

She Asked if it was a Name Of a church...

No friend of mine knows about this forum except the guy who introduced me to it
..Everyone I tell about Nairaland would be asking me "what's it all about? What do they do there"? And some annoying questions
I tried converting one to join but she said she doesn't like...

Still waiting for the day I'll come across a Nairalander

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Shebi?

It annoys me when one person creates up to 10accounts

And you'll see more than 1million users...
Where one million dey?

Estharfabian:
Create another account jhoor!

Why will I do that?

Seun dey pay me?

Estharfabian:
You should've switched it to...


"Lavedah"... it's better than the double "a's"..

Never thought of that Ma..

darkenedrebel:
what happened to your main account? you got banned?

No

Felt like switching

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]It's good you went back to check.

Now you can leave the bandwagon of ignorant judges since you know the full story. [/color]

ggrin:
roast ur snail too

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] don't look at me like that jor
[/color]

Obioraaa:

ggrin:
Me and my course mate were gisting and playing roughly when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing and undressing each other before I could push him away and say jack,his dick has already entered my psy and f the hell outta my psy for like 2hrs.... After the act I asked him to leave my apartment


I'm down since, dunno what to do....I've betrayed my boyfriend trust in me should I tell my boyfriend bout what happened or I should let it slide?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] na small girl na.. Around 16..

Because you aint dirty don't mean some other girl hasn't exceeded dirty into filthy [/color]

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] and you almost lost it..[/color]

You're just lucky

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I won't .. You sef gats chill out small..[/color]

just wanted to see my reaction?
Now you have..

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I hope it isn't the identity prank I pulled?[/color]

Don't try that with me next time!"!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] agree oo... Before worse comes to worst...


I'm almost 35 hehe.. That could not be possible..


Yea.. I'll text you on whatsapp.. It's boring here for me sef[/color]

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I cook beans pass you!


Cool?? one small girl in my dept looked at my face and said "obiora.. You be small pikin oo.. See your face"..

I warn her that day ehn.. Say if na play.. Make she stop am... Wush kyn talk be that? Na insult oo [/color]

I don't agree

How old are you? I want to see your picture...
Btw I'm on Nairaland for now just for you, its boring here . . . you know?
Your whatsapp ain't working?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] slowly becoming your best??.. Hmmm


I know akwa Ibom people can cook craze... But with the praises I've got from my beans ehn.. If you cook beans pass me.. Na jazz you use

Yea.. I've got beards..but ion look like timaya or phyno.. I trim em right.. Just enough to make me look up to age.. I have a child's face..[/color]

Don't be so sure jazz keh? The day you taste mine..you'll lways ask for more

Oh"" the baby look.. bit it's cool lol

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I became calm the moment I saw 'sweetheart'

I can't cook?? Make I catch you for beans cook off first.. I go just disgrace you

Lol.. Now you sound like one old woman..

But yea.. I'll definitely do what you have said..[/color]

I didn't know I have a way of doing that you slowly becoming my best on here

You wish I'm good oo good cooking skills....

An old woman? Now I'm feeling like I'm old
Since you'll adhere to what I've told you..then its fine

Got beards?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I really don't know.. I guess I have to calm down

Lol.. Eba aint a bad idea nau.. I can warm shiit, not that I can't cook at all.. I know how to cook one or two.. don't attack me with my cooking

Uuuuh.. I guess one never really knows what he has until it's gone..but gohforbid shaa..

Thing is... She misses me too much.. She wants to figure out everything about me... She wants me to tell her everything.. She wants to provide everything for me.. Even when I was working.. She still dy ask if I need money...( Jesus!! I felt embarrassed! Na me suppose to dy ask you if you need money.. This woman sef ) even at my age, with all these beards on my face.. The woman still comes to check on me early in the morning ..she wants me to sit and gist with her for long hours.. .. I don't know how to sit and gist with somebody.. Na listen I dy listen.. ... But maybe I'm not appreciating what I have enough.. [/color]

Not guess, calm down sweetheart
Will you?

One or two? Noodles? hey bad boy, you can't cook

I'm in love with your mummy already that's the best mum one can have..she's a true friend
Start appreciating mum okay? Even if she does all that, its just the best way she can prove her love to the lovely son she's got...so many people are out there wishing to have one to call mum

You got beards?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] not now.. I'm in the wrong mood now.. I'm not calm right now.. Craze dy worry me right now.. I need to display my craze


Isn't bad?? The shiit I eat almost every morning in school beats bread n tea.. : my compound in school, out of 6 rooms on our side.. We're the only boys we dy barely cook..


she's annoying jarre.. The motherly care don too much.. I'm tired of it [/color]

Whenever!!!
You need rehab, what's wrong with you today?

Before now, I take tea almost every morning..that's the best thing for breakfast...or you want Eba early in the morning?
Like you can't cook?

You should appreciate mum... some people are badly in need of that care you find annoying

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I know say you no understand me.. But no wahala..


Why I no go like drake?

thank you.. I think I like your voice too

Uuuh.. I ate the ish I told you to eat.. Bread n tea.. Wasn't impressive, but I just dealt with it.. Can't wait to go back to school...I'm tired of everything.. Especially my mother [/color]

That's why I have you ..help me with that...help make me understand you better...

Bread and tea isn't bad ..what has mummy done?

naijasaint:
What you just called nonsense is what so many guys have experienced In d hands of ladies like u. I know ya guilty as well

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Serve which purpose? after the derailment?

Anyway today na my school matric...I wan go look for where I go chop free rice.

Later! [/color]

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] well, you can't expect me to "unveil" if you "aint saying anything"... The reluctance in both of us is there.. I was right


Lol.. I didn't mean that in a rude way.. I'm just psyched.. drake is like my elder brother.. When I lost my other phone where I had almost everything he has ever done.. I almost spilled a tear.. I'm a drake fan.. I try to fake his voice sometimes.. Till date I can still rap headlines from beginning to end without making a single mistake .. This isn't weird.. Is it?


Sorry ooo I've seen girls lose it completely because of 'IT' ooh.. So, I'm just concerned.. The least I can do .. But seems I don't need to

Yea.. Eat golden morn.. Good for you it is [/color]

Okay? Keep it personal then..I guess it isn't important

Thought you dont like him oo cause everyone i come across loves Drake ...Uhmm it isn't ..you've got a nice voice anyways I think I like it...

You know I didn't mean that ..don't take it seriously

And what have you eaten?