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onstelly:
Hmmmm
Your wife
How come I don't know of this arrangement

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Monalisa185:
[b]okay, so I came online this afternoon to continue my campaign and noticed that a particular scentmarlc, who was once on the whatsapp group created by teamlanicky has been spreading false rumors about teamlanicky...

Being a full fledged member of teamlanicky, I've decided to come forward and set the records straight, with screenshots of what really happened and why the said scentmarlc left the group...as we all know, screenshots do not lie..

P/s: I'll be doing so with an alternate moniker I created yesterday in order to continue my campaign, after I was banned for replying a troll and that same troll was left roaming about...

Why I want to use my alternate moniker?

A lot of dirty secrets are going to be revealed as well, so in order to avoid anyone banning my Main moniker, I'll use my alternate...

I'll be back with the needed pieces of information, please relax, grab a cup of popcorn or something chilled, it's about to get a lot more interesting...

Alternate moniker: MissMonalisa....

Thank you![/b]

scentmarlc:
Finally Queen tasha is removing "its" cloak of hunility.....



Lafieda, oya take mic....
abuse me,
bash me,
insult me..



isnt that your forte? save for the competition that made you all masked up....



And just so you know, the "it" up there is mainly for objects.....#ThinkingWithYourKlitorisKillsFasterThanMalaria

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] maybe is a polite way of saying yes in cases like this..


Well, there's no problem... I can take hits by God's grace[/color]

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] lavedaa[/color]

1500? Manageable bae

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] you have intentions to end the moment or wetin??[/color]

Maybe

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] the medicine dy work pass as I expect sef[/color]

Enjoy the moment while it lasts

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I have special powers from the okija shrine in anambra state.. They're working well on you.. I should frequent there for more n more charms[/color]

hahaha what you feeling like that was just to make you happy

PrimeMinisterr:
what is it?

And why you acting all tough?
You should reply me well!

Nothing actually...said I should holla!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] well, it's a gift[/color]

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] no.. I'll tell you when I'm happy[/color]

You sha

Obioraaa:
shhhh...

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] keep the fire burning baybeee[/color]

PrimeMinisterr:
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lol, adiro m ako , udi akuko o na-ako.
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that girl sha.

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] hmmmm.. You have a good point..

Well, I'll think about it [/color]

See why I love like you?
You understand things.....

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]okay now you've provoked the ability people fear...


Well, you no go know say bus sabi jam pesin until e jam you shaa... No wahala..[/color]

You won't pick something better huh?
Okay then

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] nawao.. You're looking at a certified Igbo chief..


Oya, which one do you want? Hummer or highlander?[/color]

. How about getting me both? So I don't get to drive one always?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] are you underestimating me?? I've finished 6 cartons before when I wasn't in the mood sef


Only just one carton and you're afraid?? no naw.. You don't have to worry about me[/color]

You're crazy

I'm not sure you can use 3packs at a time seff

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]NO NO NO NO... Bia, baybee listen to me, spare parts is more Lomantic.. very very strong! Don't worry.. We'll build you a car from the spare parts for you.. You don't have to worry yourself.. [/color]

That's the real Igbo accent

I don't want that, a car or nothing

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] one carton? I was even considering you oo...

After one carton is when I'm just warming up for the main thing [/color]

You're too special jor.. Don't want to loose you you can't finish one carton biko!!!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]


Yes.. Dahz good.. Infact.. Next week, me and my friend.. Festus, we're going to japan to buy spare parts.. Do you like spare parts?? Just mention any one you want and I will givitoyou![/color]

Spare parts? Of a car?
Get me a new car hunni

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]hmmm.. I just want you, a bottle of alomo, a bottle of small south, and one carton of condom..

















Abeg na joke ooo [/color]

can you use a carton that day? I can get it

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] baybee... Awayu.. Did chinedu bring the container of make up and flowers I imported from china for you?[/color]

Sure!!

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] you've been in the friendzone for 5 years... Aszin.. You get 1 B.sc degree, plus NYSC experience for friendzone



You finally get to screw her, and your second hand brain wey don overstay for friendzone no tell you say something go go wrong??!


I no just understand una sef


You con dy ask us where the excitement dy?? Oya.. Mr. Man.. Go back the friendzone, you forget the excitement for there.. Smh.. Ewu japanese.. [/color]

Cutehector:
looooool.. cmon.. Dnt tell me u get pissed ova Lil things

Estharfabian:
LoL!


it'll grow! don't worwee!

Our future Kids would use the site....

MAYBE

Cutehector:
chill.. Am messin wit ya

Cutehector:
it's not abt u having told me if you"ve met a Nairalander or Nad. Dat statement just made me laff abt smth we discussed earlier. Whch I won't reveal to u.

I know our chat isn't beyond Nairaland..that I know....
Please tell me what I told you about Laveda meeting a fellow Nairalander...

I don't understand again

Cutehector:
lol chei. Ladies sha..

Cutehector:
still waiting for the day I will meet a Nairalander.

Haba