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What would u do if u were the man??

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset, 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments,
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please , Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

Hmmmmm , i think @ 69 years. That's a perfect age to get married Or what do u think?

Well, kids learn a lot from their friends and if they do ask this kinda questions, what would u tell em?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
Mommy, where do babies come from?

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, that means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

The child seems to comprehend.

Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Jewelry, my dear.

Tell us what u would tell her if u were in that same position

i will be posting the part two of the lessons in a few hours from now, Meanwhile u learnt from this first part. Please let me know guyz

It is recommended that you all read these lessons cos it serves as a stress relief to many people under severe pressure at work

Keep the response coming guyz

thanks a lot. i am happy that u all appreciate the lessons and i hope u apply these to your everyday lives. More lessons will come in due time

Want more lessons?

Lesson 1:�
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.�
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.�
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor, �
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'�
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.�
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.�
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'�
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.�
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'�
Moral of the story:�
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.�

Lesson 2:�
A priest offered a Nun a lift.�
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.�
The priest nearly had an accident.�
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.�
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'�
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.�
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'�
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'�
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily�
and went on her way, �

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'�

Moral of the story:�
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.�

Lesson 3:�
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.�
They rub it and a Genie comes out.�
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'�
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'�
Puff! She's gone.�
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep, 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life, '�
Puff! He's gone, �
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.�
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after�
lunch.'�

Moral of the story:�
Always let your boss have the first say.�

Lesson 4�
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.�
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'�
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'�
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.�

Moral of the story:�
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.�

Lesson 5�
A turkey was chatting with a bull.�
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'�
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'�
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.�
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.�
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree, �
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.�

Moral of the story:�
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there, �

Lesson 6�
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field, �
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.�
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was, �
The dung was actually thawing him out!�
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.�
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.�
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.�

Morals of the story:�
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.�
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your�
friend.�
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep�
your mouth shut!�
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE�

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