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Travel2 Nairalanders Escaped A Terrible Car Accident by Lazyreporta(op): 9:00am On Nov 07, 2017
Have you ever came close to death?
Yesterday, myself and my friend left Abuja to kaduna on official duty which was my first day of going to kaduna. While we were going, he kept telling me how bad the road was but I maintained 120-140km/hr till we got there.

After 5pm we were through in kaduna and starts coming back to Abuja.
Now I have heard how notorious kaduna express road is and it's just about 2hours drive to Abuja. My friend drove, just about 20mins later he said 'OMO I DEY 180 O' in all honesty, I didn't say a word. Then he remembered how we lost a friend to car accident , LADI (RIP) last year, he was among the Eksu student that died when their car hit a bus. So he said but I am on 180km/hr na, so what's here that people can't controlhuh Less than a minutes we suddenly saw a huge and dip pothole , he tried to dodge it but we were to close so he lost control.
Trying to balance the car on 180 but the front tire bursts, and the car headed straight to the bush. SARS on that road with other people rush down to the scene to see dead people but to their surprises we walked out unhurt.
One Ibrahim said 'keep praying to that una God' nobody could explain how we survived and even the car wasn't really damaged.
The SARS officials told us how notorious that pothole was and how many people had died due to the bad road.
They helped us fix the car and we started moving.
The alignment got so bad that the tires weren't straight again but we kept moving on 40km/hr. We got to dikko and another tire bursts. We got another one and managed to get home around 12am.

Here's the car after we were rescued. No much damage. I can't explain what happened really but I guess it was an answer to his question.

After all it's not big for nothing anyways, BIGDADDY!

We were lucky but others may not.
Be careful on the wheels and go jejely.
We don't have government so take care of yourself.

Cc: lalasticlala

PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinabjo: “Stealing Unites Nigerians From Different Tribes” by Lazyreporta(m): 2:00pm On Nov 02, 2017
Lands for sale at SANGOTEDO - Ajah


600sqm
13,500,000

07030407370
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vows To Terminate US Green Card Lottery Programme by Lazyreporta(m): 1:58pm On Nov 02, 2017
Lands for sale at SANGOTEDO - Ajah


600sqm
13,500,000

07030407370
PropertiesWhy You Must Buy Into Westwood Park Estate 2, Lagos by Lazyreporta(op):
*PRODUCT OF THE DAY*
____________________________

*WESTWOOD PARK ESTATE 2, SANGOTEDO - AJAH, LAGOS*

*Westwood Park Estate* is located in a lovely and serene environment of the new economic centre of Lagos State. It's projected for huge Return On Investment within the shortest possible time for those that can key in now.

*LOCATION:* Off Monastery Road, Sangotedo, Ajah, Lagos. It's 10 minutes drive to VGC

*ESTATE FEATURES:*
- Good road network
- Street light
- Gated & Secured environment
- Sports Corridors
- Landscaping
- Shopping centres.

*WHY YOU MUST BUY INTO WESTWOOD PARK ESTATE 2*

 The estate will appreciate by over 150% in 12 months.

*NEIGHBOURHOOD:*
*Oluwa-ni-n-sola Estate, Chevron, Lekki, Lagos - The largest private Estate in Lagos.
* The Lagos Business School, Sangotedo & Pan Atlantic University.
* Novare Mall, Lekki (Sangotedo) - The largest shopping mall in Lagos.
* Emperor Estate, Sangotedo - One of the most expensive housing estate in Lagos.
* The Monastery, Sangotedo: The Catholic Monastery.
* Lagos Homes, Sangotedo.
* Grenadines Estate, Sangotedo.
* And many others.

*5% DISCOUNT OFFER AVAILABLE ON OUTRIGHT PAYMENT*

*TITLE: C of O*
*SIZE: 600sqm*
*PRICE: N13.5M*

For more information, please call/WhatsApp: +2347030407370
EventsRe: Lady Bares It All For Her 30th Birthday Shoot (photos) by Lazyreporta(m): 3:44pm On Oct 04, 2017
ooshinibos:
I don't trust Nigerians land sellers
I understand

But you don't make payments till you are satisfied
Car TalkRe: How To Calculate Fuel Consumption In Your Car Using Innoson G5 As A Case-study by Lazyreporta(m): 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2017
TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Reacts To Memo Circulating On Social Media, Says Memos Are Fake by Lazyreporta(m): 12:53pm On Oct 04, 2017
EventsRe: Lady Bares It All For Her 30th Birthday Shoot (photos) by Lazyreporta(m): 12:51pm On Oct 04, 2017
InvestmentRe: Buy 5plots Get 1 Free At Just 700k In Ibeju-lekki by Lazyreporta(op): 12:50pm On Oct 04, 2017
Land business is sure and full of potentials. The profit is continuous as there's no depreciation whatsoever. Apart from the fact that you benefit from it, your generations to come also partake of the profit sharing. Isn't this wonderful?

We don't just tell you to invest but show you the right property to invest in where huge Return On Investment is the order of the day. Partner with us today and let the appreciation begin.

For more information and enquiries please call/whatsapp 07030407370
InvestmentRe: Buy 5plots Get 1 Free At Just 700k In Ibeju-lekki by Lazyreporta(op): 11:02am On Oct 04, 2017
Your success is our concern and we want to make sure you succeed more. That has always been our watchword. Partner with us today and let us take your investment to the next level!

InvestmentRe: Buy 5plots Get 1 Free At Just 700k In Ibeju-lekki by Lazyreporta(op): 10:59am On Oct 04, 2017
call Us For Inspections

InvestmentBuy 5plots Get 1 Free At Just 700k In Ibeju-lekki by Lazyreporta(op): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2017
CHRISTAL VILLA GOLD

This is another beautiful estate that's so promising, right here in the heart of igbogun ibeju-lekki.

It's a very affordable land with lots of features. With this opportunity you can manage this property to your taste in 3 different ways:
1) by either buying to build

2)buying as many as possible to resell all in a short time from now say 2-3years when your land would have appreciated by over 500%,

3)buying in larger quantity of at least 2 acres i.e 12plots to sell a portion(maybe 4 plots out of 12plots to develop the remaining 8plots) of the land to develop a mini estate where you can even make more money.

LANDMARKS
AMEN ESTATE
LAGOS FREE ZONE
LEKKI FREE ZONE
CHINESE FREE ZONE
LEKKI DEEP SEA PORT
DANGOTE REFINERY
NEW INT'L AIRPORT
LACAMPAGNE TROPICANA
EKO TOURIST BEACH
GOLF RESORTS ETC

NB: This land is really a huge and unavoidable investment because of it ability to appreciate in a short while due to the ongoing Individual/State/Federal government project(The Smart City) in that region. Just imagine a local government (ibeju-lekki) having all this aforementioned landmarks in it, with some of the notable project to kickstart in less than 2years from now.

Are you still thinking whether or not your investment will yield greatly? Of course it will with lots of investors all over the world coming to the smart city to invest and trade, what do you think will happen to your investment? There's no better time to invest than now! Partner with us today and watch how fast your investment grow!

Location: *Igbogun, Ibeju-lekki*
Price: *700k*
Bitcoin n Swiss Gold Rate: *1.2m*
Title: *Reg. Survey*
Status: *100% Dry

For inspection bookings and enquiries, pls call/WhatsApp 07030407370
CareerRe: Stop Paying House Rent by Lazyreporta(op): 10:42am On Oct 04, 2017
Call me or whatsapp me for inspections and payment

CareerRe: Stop Paying House Rent by Lazyreporta(op): 10:40am On Oct 04, 2017
Lands

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CareerRe: Stop Paying House Rent by Lazyreporta(op): 10:35am On Oct 04, 2017
Lands in lagos

CareerStop Paying House Rent by Lazyreporta(op): 10:33am On Oct 04, 2017
*PRODUCT OF THE DAY*
____________

*HILL CREST ESTATE, SABON LUGBE ABUJA*

Are you fed up with the high cost of living and not having enough take home at federal capital territory?

Or you have been desire to own a landed investment around this prestigious city but all to no avail?

Then you have an unbeatable offer where you can build your wealth and dream homes.

Hill Crest Estate is surrounded by wonderful natural views. From this Hill Top Estate is a wonderful view of most landmarks in the Federal Capital Territory like VON, Trade More Estate, Expressway etc.

*WHY YOU NEED TO INVEST IN HILL CREST*

• ROI is Inevitable
• Naturally secured
• Exclusive
• Reserved and High Class Neighbourhood as it is situated on the summit of the ranges of Sabon Lugbe Hills

*INFRASTRUCTURES*
• Estate gate
• Security House
• Good Road Network
•Treated Water
• Electricity etc.

*LANDMARKS*
• International Airport.
• National Stadium
• Trade More Estate
• Voice of Nigeria Station (VON)
•And Many More.

LOCATION: *Sabon-Lugbe, Abuja, 10mins drive from the National Stadium.*

TITLE: *C of O & Registered Survey*

PROMO PRICE:
*NGN3,000,000 - Land Space For Pent House (450sqm)*

PROMO PRICE: *NGN4,500,000 - Land Space for Duplexes(550sqm)*

For Payment details and inspection call 07030407370

More properties in Lagos

Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 10:06am On Sep 28, 2017
Samsung s5 for sale in Abuja
Just 25k

Front cam is faulty
That's all

Finger print scanner still work
07030407370
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 6:45pm On Sep 23, 2017
Samsung s5 for sale
Abuja
07030407370
28k
Front cam not working..
FoodRe: The Best Edikaikong Soup Recipe by Lazyreporta(m): 3:04pm On Sep 21, 2017
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Do you need granite? We can ship it to anywhere you are .. We have Trucks with auxiliary (MACK OR MAN DIESEL) .. We can also haulage sand from one place to another for you...

If you have a contract based sandfilling job, kindly call me or whatsapp me 07030407370
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy: Don't Be A Goldigger, Be A Goal Digger by Lazyreporta(m): 3:02pm On Sep 21, 2017
Na so shocked









Do you need granite? We can ship it to anywhere you are .. We have Trucks with auxiliary (MACK OR MAN DIESEL) .. We can also haulage sand from one place to another for you...

If you have a contract based sandfilling job, kindly call me or whatsapp me 07030407370
TravelRe: Trailer Hangs On Jibowu Bridge, Lagos (Video) by Lazyreporta(m): 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2017
Do you need granite? We can ship it to anywhere you are .. We have Trucks with auxiliary (MACK OR MAN DIESEL) .. We can also haulage sand from one place to another for you...

If you have a contract based sandfilling job, kindly call me or whatsapp me 07030407370
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Used His Girlfriend For Yahoo Plus Ritual - Facebook User Says by Lazyreporta(m): 1:52pm On Sep 21, 2017
shocked




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Do you need granite? We can ship it to anywhere you are .. We have Trucks with auxiliary (MACK OR MAN DIESEL) .. We can also haulage sand from one place to another for you...

If you have a contract based sandfilling job, kindly call me or whatsapp me 07030407370
CareerGranite Shipping by Lazyreporta(op): 1:47pm On Sep 21, 2017
Do you need granite? We can ship it to anywhere you are .. We have Trucks with auxiliary (MACK OR MAN DIESEL) .. We can also haulage sand from one place to another for you... Kindly call me or whatsapp me 07030407370

Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 12:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
gidjah:
Nairaland na!!
Oh ok

I don drop my contact.. We fit reason tins
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:25am On Sep 18, 2017
gidjah:
lazy man! u reside in fct?,never knew ,locate me so we can start some fct NLD branch biz collabo.
Hey bro
My number is 07030407370
By the way, what's NLD?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 9:13pm On Sep 15, 2017
djgreenland:
Just saw the pics... Lemme confirm how much it will take to get the front camera fixed.
OK bro

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