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Romance / Re: Dating Advice From Men Vs Dating Advice From Women? by Lazyreporta(m): 3:57pm On Aug 02, 2023
foolwithmoneyon:
Which Is Better, Dating Advice From Men Vs Dating Advice From Women?


When I was having trouble understanding women, I remember going to my women friends for advice. I figured: Hey, they’re women, so they should have a clue and be able to help me out, right? Wrong. The advice they gave me seemed sound, and it meshed with what I had always thought about women. This sometimes pisses women off, but the truth is, the average woman does not understand what attracts them to one guy vs. another. What they say they want in a man is not what they actually date and stay with.

Most women, when you bring your problems about understanding another woman to them, will try to make you feel better about what is going on. It is just like when you try to date a woman, she is not going to tell you straight out: Hey, I’m really not interested. A woman friend is not going to burst your ego and tell you: Hey, it sounds as though she just doesn’t like you. Move on. Instead, they will give you rationalizations: Maybe she is just coming out of a bad relationship. Maybe she really isn’t getting your calls. Maybe she just likes you too much and is afraid of getting into something right now. Women are emotional beings and will always think about how what they say is going to make you feel. So take their advice with a grain of salt.

Why do women, even our female friends, do this to us? I believe it is mostly because they don’t want to deal with your questions of: So tell me why she doesn’t like me. Is there something wrong with me? without hurting your feelings. They would rather try to soothe it over and nudge you gently in another direction, rather than being straight up about their suspicions and hurt you.

Women are all about emotions and emotional reactions. Men are more straightforward. While men may deal from a place of emotions, they don’t take time to necessarily look at the emotional side of the equation. They would rather have simple, non-emotionally clouded answers. The trouble is that our women friends do nothing more than cloud the issue rather than setting us straight.

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Properties / Re: 3-bedroom Bungalow Fully Detached With BQ by Lazyreporta(m): 9:04am On Aug 02, 2023
You can pay split payment upto 18months

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Celebrities / Re: MC Steve Headmaster Bags Ambassadorial Deal With Strong Globa (Photos) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:37am On Jul 31, 2023
Steve and women en..

Mad man don sign endorsement. Congrats bro.

Even though you be idiot I still love you man.

Try unblock me on Facebook and whatsap

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Compares Petrol Prices In Ghana And Nigeria by Lazyreporta(m): 10:12am On Jul 27, 2023
wittywriter:
So many are mad but few are roaming....Is ghana an oil producing country?



Wittyness


Are you now abusing yourself?

Cos na you no no anything about this whole discussion yet na you still dey claim many are mad.

Yes, Ghana is an oil rich nation
Politics / Re: 2 Lagos Ports Control 65% Of Nation’s Import Cargo — NPA by Lazyreporta(m): 10:22am On Jul 11, 2023
Gossiphub:


They don't know this.

I'm a living witness to this Ondo part.

I was in Ondo one time like that and you needed to see how Yoruba people were jumping "Ondo Rising" bus early Momo for Onitsha.

Aside myself in the bus, others were Yorubas coming to buy goods in Onitsha.

I don't have issue with your claim.. But the question is, where are the money in east? Cos east cant be supplying this much and yet nothing to show for it on their economy.

It's either all na lie,
Or the east don't do the business in their region, they import it there to distribute to other region only, and e no make sense. They go just import to those region and save cost..

Govt tax, e no show.
State tax, e no show.
Data e no show.


So where are the business money?

Except you are saying east do not pay tax. That's fraud and they make the loudest noise about government?

Again, if they run from state tax, can they run from federal vat? No! Cos you buy stuffs daily and it's already taxed by federal

You see? There is a lie somewhere
Family / Re: Dstv Cable For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 9:25am On Jul 09, 2023
Mobog:
What's your location?

Magboro

Call, 08164840396 or whatsapp
Family / Re: Dstv Cable For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 10:07pm On Jul 08, 2023
HUSTLER001:
Location pls.

Magboro, ojodu berger axis
Family / Dstv Cable For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 3:01pm On Jul 08, 2023
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Health / Re: Understanding The Need For Environmental Sustainability And Climate Change by Lazyreporta(m): 4:12pm On Jul 04, 2023
climate change
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energy efficiency
water conservation
food waste
forest protection
sustainable future


Source: Lazyreporta!!!
Health / Re: Understanding The Need For Environmental Sustainability And Climate Change by Lazyreporta(m): 4:11pm On Jul 04, 2023
1- We must switch to a clean energy economy that depends on renewable energy sources like solar and wind power to lessen our dependency on fossil fuels.

2- Enhancing energy efficiency: By making our houses and businesses more energy efficient, we can lower the amount of energy we use.

3- Water conservation: We must utilise water more prudently and lessen our water footprint.

4- Reducing food waste: Both at home and in restaurants, we need to cut back on the amount of food that is wasted.

5- Protecting forests is important because they help remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. We must preserve our forests and grow more trees.

We must rise to the challenge of combating climate change and advancing environmental sustainability. We can guarantee a sustainable future for our world by acting today.
Health / Re: Understanding The Need For Environmental Sustainability And Climate Change by Lazyreporta(m): 4:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
Meeting current demands without sacrificing the potential of future generations to meet their own needs is the practise of environmental sustainability. If we want to guarantee a sustainable future for our planet, we must confront climate change.

We have a lot of options for combating climate change and promoting environmental sustainability. Some of these things are as follows:
Health / Understanding The Need For Environmental Sustainability And Climate Change by Lazyreporta(m): 4:02pm On Jul 04, 2023
Critical concerns like climate change and environmental sustainability have received a lot of attention recently. Understanding the necessity of taking action to prevent climate change and promote sustainable practises is critical as our planet faces increasing difficulties. We will examine the main features of climate change in this essay, as well as the significance of environmental sustainability in building a better future for future generations.
Health / Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by Lazyreporta(m): 12:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
Adeshi:
At first i thought it was stress, but yesterday, i was home throughout and it happened again. This is like the 4th time this year. I'm really concerned and i do not mind any advice as to what could cure the problem. I called a friend of mine this morning to request to see a urologist, he said i might have to wait 2-3 months to see one.

I do not want to wait another 2 months, my marriage is just 2years and my wife is starting to worry too.

A 34 years old married man still betwets. I need help please.


Secondary enuresis, or bedwetting that begins in adulthood, is uncommon and needs to be evaluated by a doctor. Adult bedwetting may be brought on by: an impediment (blockage) in the urinary system, such as a kidney stone or bladder stone. issues with the bladder, such as low capacity or hyperactive nerves.
Travel / Re: Flood Trapped Several Persons In Trademore Area Of Lugbe, Abuja (Video) by Lazyreporta(m): 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2023
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Serious buyer only pls
Autos / Neat Corolla S For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 4:19pm On Jun 23, 2023
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Politics / Re: Zamfara Police Return Matawalle's Properties To Court by Lazyreporta(m): 12:11pm On Jun 17, 2023
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Autos / Registered Passat 2004 For Sale by Lazyreporta(m): 4:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
2004 passat for sale

1.1m negotiable

Location : Abule egba


Car is in good shape, neat, drives well, good fuel consumption.

AC is working but the compressor is a bit weak.

Engine and gear are superb

Call/whatsapp 07030407370

Car Talk / Re: I Have Finally Bought My First Car by Lazyreporta(m): 4:20pm On Jun 15, 2023
2004 passat for sale

1.1m negotiable

Location : Abule egba


Car is in good shape, neat, drives well, good fuel consumption.

AC is working but the compressor is a bit weak.

Engine and gear are superb

Call/whatsapp 07030407370

Autos / Re: Fuel Subsidy: Convert Your Generator To LPG/CNG For Great Savings by Lazyreporta(m): 3:58pm On Jun 14, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


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You do advert, I chat you up, you no reply till now on whatsapp.

I don't understand
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Marketers Galvanise For CNG Rollout At N100/litre by Lazyreporta(m): 9:57am On Jun 14, 2023
EPIJOE:
In as much as it's a good idea and help the masses, did you think this would pay the govt?

As we know Nigerians goes for the cheapest to help manage there little income,

The whole country would be flooded with this CNG and no one would even think of Petrol again thereby making, crude oil and major fuel business in Nigeria go down with low crude money coming in.

I doubt of.the govt would support this. Cos 80% of our forex comes from crude oil

See what you wrote? Se na crude we dey consume? Na WA o. Na foreign country dey buy the crude oga..

Na refined product we dey consume here. E no affect the govt

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Celebrities / Re: Top Nigerian Nollywood Celebrities Who Have Died In 2023 (video) by Lazyreporta(m): 12:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
Firecolos:
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You go buy quora?

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Politics / Re: Increase In Wages, Reversal Of PMS Pump Price: TUC Lists Demands To FG by Lazyreporta(m): 8:58am On Jun 05, 2023
magoo10:
tinubu don shit for body grin

Na this kind comment you all can post.

How dare you post reasonable thoughts...

The same rubbish comment till he win, una still continue.
Politics / Re: Increase In Wages, Reversal Of PMS Pump Price: TUC Lists Demands To FG by Lazyreporta(m): 8:04am On Jun 05, 2023
magoo10:
tinubu removed subsidy immediately because he heard Peter Obi saying he will remove subsidy immediately grin
now they are blaming Peter Obi with some saying he is the NLC president
on kolos grin

Very unintelligent comment

Between bat and obi, who said he was going to remove subsidy first?

When obi was asked, he didn't give a straight answer.. Until bat declared he will remove it. Then obi also said he will remove it.

Obi was a coward, he could not say it first cos he was scared. But here you're saying bat copied him.

And again, what will the difference be if obi removed it or if he's the president now?
Politics / Re: No Protest Against Fuel Subsidy Removal For Now – Labour by Lazyreporta(m): 9:23am On Jun 02, 2023
SoNature:
NLC should insist on removing the subsidy by 50%. When you remove it by 50%, use that money to provide palliatives ahead of total removal in a couple of years.

Why can't the government pay this subsidy to Dangote refinery directly and have the refinery supply it to Nigerians if they claim that corruption is the problem?


I don't know if you people think or not, or obi said this means e make sense?

So if you take 50% off and still use the 50% to provide palliatives, what's the difference? In this case e worse cos it won't reach all.

Una no get sense at all, just typing rubbish.

Whatever name you call it na foolishness e be.
Family / Re: What I Did To My Mother-in-law by Lazyreporta(m): 4:00pm On May 18, 2023
Jovialjune1:



Why are you nice with your advice to the stupid Op, he obviously came here to gloat on his little achievement, he is an alpha mail according to some fools here, see some of them above still edging him on making him feel like King Kong Lmao 🤣

When I say the percentage of immature goats getting married these days is extremely high, its the gospel truth.

No, he's actually feeling guilty, remorse. There's no point posting this in the first place he was truly man enough to do that.

So whatever he did, he was pushed, and he's regretting already.
He's just trying to be happy and console himself. Why was he asking if he messed up? You grab now? No be him mind do am or perhaps, he's just imagining doing it
He's a kid.

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Politics / Re: I Will Become President One Day - Peter Obi by Lazyreporta(m): 9:56pm On May 12, 2023
Holylands:
How did he blow It?

Which politician in the history of this country has pulled the feat that he was able to? The man did his best please, stop clowning.

Tinubu that won, na what? Electrician?

No be ex governor both of them be before? Both contested first time, one lose, one win, but you say the loser pull a feat no politician ever pull in Nigeria.. Explain. Let's even forget bubu

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Poised To Make His Mark In Nigeria's Political Landscape - Osigwe by Lazyreporta(m): 1:09pm On May 12, 2023
taylor89:
I really pity the Lagos indigenes


They have served Papa now it’s Pikin turn

The people they’re even serving are not even from Lagos state

Seyi dey fresh dey sip expensive wine meanwhile his internet warriors never see food eat

Can you start a family with 30k stipend?

You dey defend corruption meanwhile the son of who you’re defending is worth over $9billion dollars stolen from you people


E sure me die say Yarimo Hellanus Iyabae LeoKing and the rest no get N2 million each for account

Look how Seyi will become Lagos state governor and fear fear Yorubas won’t say pim

You people just type like fools Sha.
What's this? So na only apc people dey take 30k salary? So you, PDP or lp people, all of una dey earn 1m usd per month Abi.

You guys are the poorest of a supporters yet una dey make the noise online forming rubbish.

Even your obi say, you people are hungry na why una dey vex
Politics / Re: We Will Brazenly Disobey The Party: Uzor Kalu, Senate Aspirants Meet APC NWC by Lazyreporta(m): 9:05pm On May 11, 2023
Generalwoodz:
In grand scheme of things counting Uzor is a fruitless endeavor. The people who run the show are steadfastly working behind the scene while he's outside blabbing

In other news: Do you have a LinkedIn account for sell? I wanna buy


Price
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ndukwe Onuoha Elected Councilor In The UK Under LP by Lazyreporta(m): 11:45pm On May 07, 2023
Penguin2:

Something tells me that if Igbos continue to achieve political success in the UK where there’s considerable number of Yorubas, they (Yoruba) might be tempted to start playing the ethnic card in the UK and start telling British people that Igbo people are coming to take their land.🤣

Do you know the statistics at all? How many Yorubas are elected in UK? How many Igbos? If there are 10 Nigerians elected, yorubas are 7..

Same with USA, Canada? By far the most elected
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Lazyreporta(m): 7:33pm On Apr 30, 2023
blingxx:



Pls can you recommend me any virtual acct to recieve payment on Amazon kdp , I heard grey and payday doesn't work ... and payoneer you will have to deposit $50 to activate u.s account now

Grey doesn't work bawo. It does biko.

Very easy self.

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