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PoliticsRe: PMB Is Not The Problem Of Nigeria (Pls Read) by Lazyreporta(op): 3:39pm On Apr 19, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Very simple..

Upload your recent pics and the pics you took say 5years ago..and i would take it up from there.
5years ago I was earning 10k monthly sir..

Today, I want to invest in business..

I am far better sir
PoliticsRe: PMB Is Not The Problem Of Nigeria (Pls Read) by Lazyreporta(op): 3:25pm On Apr 19, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Yes. BUHARI is still the worst thing to happen to this country.
How sir?

I think u shud tell me more abt that
PoliticsRe: PMB Is Not The Problem Of Nigeria (Pls Read) by Lazyreporta(op): 3:16pm On Apr 19, 2017
dlondonbadboy:
Oga, BUHARI is the major problem with this country.

It starts from your head!
U read the articlehuh undecided
PoliticsRe: PMB Is Not The Problem Of Nigeria (Pls Read) by Lazyreporta(op): 3:13pm On Apr 19, 2017
Moi beloved country...

Which wayhuh
PoliticsPMB Is Not The Problem Of Nigeria (Pls Read) by Lazyreporta(op): 3:11pm On Apr 19, 2017
Please read this post by VOA (Victor Okechukwu Anyaegbuna)
I repeat, PMB is not the problem of Nigeria. Take it or leave it.
So
WHO ARE THE KLEPTOCRATS?
Read this intriguing and provocative piece; yet Nigerians refuse to be provoked instead holding one man, Buhari, responsible for all their woes!
How far can you push a Nigerian before he reacts like an angry lion?
Isn't it a ridiculous mockery and insult that Nigerians are the only world citizens that when pushed to the wall, spend more energy to break the wall and cross over rather than fight back?
Read this and let's know who our real enemies and shameless oppressors are - GOVERNORS, EX-GOVERNORS, SENATORS, REPS. Can't we do something to get rid of these big thieves that use our power against us?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
NIGERIANS WAKE UP!
A lion never shies away from a fight when it is hungry, neither does it blame the buffalo for resisting or refusing to be eaten.
How come our forefathers dared death and everything to give us a sane society?
Shaaaaaame!!!
Please endeavour to read this very interesting piece!

STATE OF THE NATION
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.

Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9 times the salary of US congressmen.

It's high time the country had a referendum on those outrageous salaries of Senators, House of Representative members and other political office holders.

*If you are seriously against the looting of our commonwealth in Nigeria, in the name of democracy, you can let this piece go viral by sharing it with as many of your contacts and groups too!*


CC... lalasticlala
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lazyreporta(m): 9:50am On Apr 19, 2017
Nissan altima 2007 for sale..

Perfect for Uber and taxify..

4plug and fuel consumption is great..

Buy and drive..

1.6m

07030407370

AutosRe: Prestigious Nissan Altima For Grab by Lazyreporta(op): 2:47pm On Apr 18, 2017
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AutosRe: Prestigious Nissan Altima For Grab by Lazyreporta(op): 2:38pm On Apr 18, 2017
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AutosPrestigious Nissan Altima For Grab by Lazyreporta(op):
I have a white Nissan altima 2007 for sale..

Perfect for Uber..

Fuel consumption is great

Thumb start

Ac working perfectly

Cruise control

All features working..

4plug though double silencer

Buy and drive..

Only serious buyer pls..

#1.6m
PhonesRe: Infinix Phones Cost Far Cheaper In Kenya Than Nigeria, Why? by Lazyreporta(m): 7:59am On Apr 16, 2017
So una think say na infinix increase the price abi?

Ask ur government to give u lit and infrastructures..

Then u can now compare prices..

Na resellers add to the price as e no pay dem to sell for Kenya price
Car TalkRe: Mercedes-benz: 25 Revealing Facts (circa 1969) by Lazyreporta(op): 10:19am On Apr 15, 2017
grin

Car TalkMercedes-benz: 25 Revealing Facts (circa 1969) by Lazyreporta(op): 10:18am On Apr 15, 2017
1.Mercedes Benz employs one inspector for every 11 workers, and pays them to criticize their heads off. By the time a Mercedes-Benz gets the final stamp of approval, it has undergone thousands of separate inspections.

2. Every Mercedes-Benz body is welded in 10,000 places. No bolts to work loose as the miles add up; this is one car that wont age to the sad tune of rattles, squeaks and groans.

3. Every Mercedes-Benz sits on a fully independent swing axle suspension system, first used on the company's racing machines. This suspension allows firm and stable roadholding regardless of speed and dips without jarring or pitching. No 'Sea-sick' feeling.

4. All Mercedes-Benz engines use overhead camshafts in place of ordinary valve actuation. This allows extremely high engine speeds in total smoothness, and safety, and quiet. And it permits these engines, only half the size of most V8's, to cruise at over 90 mph all day if required.

5. Million-dollar machines electronically balance every Mercedes-Benz crankshaft, adding to the vibration-free high-speed cruising comfort for which these cars are famed. Engine tolerances are measured in 10,000ths of an inch.

6. Every engine is test-run before being mounted in the car. Many are run for over an hour on special test rigs, and checked with a battery of gauges for any sign of undue noise or friction. Engine oil during this test is replenished more than 60 times - flushing away every speck of dirt and debris.

7. Every Mercedes-Benz model carries disc brakes at all four wheels as standard equipment. Front and rear brake systems on all cars are separately activated; if one system somehow failed, the second would take over to stop you.

8. Vital suspension steering and brake parts are tightened during assembly by hand with a unique torque wrench-designed forthe job by Mercedes-Benz engineers. When the exact pre-determined pressure is reached, this ingenius device squirts a blot of yellow paint on to the part. A follow-up inspector then simply counts the blots to check that the job has been perfectly done.

9. Each of the four coil springs used in a Mercedes-Benz suspension is selected to form a matched set, by way of four special tests. This ensures a balanced ride, down to the finest degree.

10. The steering system of your Mercedes-Benz carries its own- tiny built-in shock absorber, to cushion road shocks and damp them out before they can affect your hands on the steering wheel.

11. they are sealed, many hollow or hidden parts of a Mercedes-Benz body-such as the insides of the rocker panels are brushed with a zinc dust compound to foil the inroads of condensation and eventual rust.

12. After welding, many vital seams in the body of every Mercedes-Benz are ground down by hand, then packed with pewter, then ground down again and polished to invisibility. No jagged, shabby, depressing signs of hasty workmanship.

13. Prior to painting, every Mercedes­Benz body is drowned in a 52-ton primer bath. This rich anti-corrosion coating seeps into every nook and cranny.

14. When the primer has been baked on, 25 pounds of permanent plasticized undercoating are sprayed on to the underside and wheel wells of every Mercedes-Benz. Another safeguard against rust.

15. The body is given four coats of paint-hand polished between coats, the final paint coat applied by hand -for a smooth 'lustrous finish which is especially salt-resistant.

16. Tyres on all Mercedes-Benz cars are super premium grade and far exceed the minimum requirements set by new U.S. safety laws. They are proved capable of carrying a full passenger and luggage load, at normal specified air pressures, in continuous high-speed cruising. Note too that all Mercedes-Benz wheels are statically and dynamically balanced at the factory - even the spare.

17. A four speed, fUlly-synchronized manual or automatic transmission comes as standard equipment on all Mercedes-Benz models, except 300 and 600 series which are equipped with automatic transmission only.

18. All chromium trim on Mercedes­Benz cars is given two coats of copper and another of nickel before plating.

19. The interior of even the smallest Mercedes-Benz offers, in many respects, more passenger space than the largest sedans.

20. A unique ventilation system draws in clean air via a scoop on the hood, and exhausts stale air through ducts at the rear of the cabin. You enjoy constant fresh air, even with all windows shut, in all sedans.

21. The seats in the Mercedes-Benz cars were designed and shaped in consultation .with leading orthopedic physicians. These contoured, firmly upholstered seats envelop you-supporting vital kidney, back and knee-joint areas.

22. Seat springs are actually tuned to the car's suspension motions, erasing millions of tiny jiggling movements that can add up over long trips to muscle fatigue.

23. The optional Daimler-Benz .automatic transmission has four forward speeds. You can operate it like a manual shift, or as an automatic. Using the hydraulic coupling principle instead of common torque converters, this transmission cuts slippage to almost nil. Fuel economy is virtually equal to manual gearboxes.

24. The Mercedes-Benz power steering uses a servo-booster that adds steering assistance progressively, as more and more effort is needed. You never lose touch with the front wheels. There is none of the freakish lightness and loss' of road 'feel' for which power-assisted steering is often derided.

25. The timeless body styling of all Mercedes-Benz models requires no annual changes. To Mercedes-Benz owners this means no unpleasant surprise every year at 'new car time



Source..... http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/mercedes_benz_25_revealing_facts
AutosRe: Very Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 10:38am On Apr 14, 2017
Sentra sold...

Nissan altima available


1.6m
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 5:37pm On Apr 05, 2017
davidhoop:
any swap with note3 and cash
How much are you willing to add?

How clean is ur note 3
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 5:06pm On Apr 05, 2017
Samsung note 5 for sale
N110k

Pls do not get in touch with me if you are not a serious buyer..


Pls do not negotiate at all...

That's the last price.

That's an extremely clean phone, bot brand new..

07030407370 Whatsap is fine or call
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lazyreporta(m): 1:43pm On Mar 27, 2017
I have a Neatly used Nissan sentra 2007 2.0 for sale.
Perfect for Uber..
I just baked the car 2 weeks ago.

Just buy and drive.
I am in Lagos...
This car was bought brand new 3years ago.
No record of accident and all particulars complete.

1.4m

Only serious buyer Pls...
07030407370

PoliticsRe: Prophecy That Changed The Life Of Yemi Osinbajo by Lazyreporta(m): 9:57am On Mar 27, 2017
The last time I read something this long....

I was preparing for my project management exam

So, 2 lines Pls embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nairalander Celebrated The Mother's Sunday by Lazyreporta(m): 11:06pm On Mar 26, 2017
botad:
Somebody should call his dad!
Wat Na...
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How A Nairalander Celebrated The Mother's Sunday by Lazyreporta(m): 11:04pm On Mar 26, 2017
menix:
U have got a nice Volvo as part of ur inheritance, Congratz ooo..
grin cheesy
U cannot make heaven bro
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:37pm On Mar 24, 2017
perezuche:
No swap bro, contact me on WhatsApp or SMS for prices and pictures or check my threads for more information
State ur prices here

Or 07030407370
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 9:37am On Mar 24, 2017
perezuche:
I currently have the phones below for quick sales:

1: iPhone 6SPLUS 64GB
2: iPhone 6PLUS 128GB
3: iPhone 5S 16GB
4: Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge Plus 64GB
5: Samsung Galaxy S5 16GB

ALL PHONES ARE LIKE NEW AND VERY VEEY NEAT

LOCATION: FESTAC, LAGOS

CALL/WHATSAPP: 09058789707
Do you swap?
I have an extremely neat Sammy Note 5
To swap with the iPhone 6splus or 6plus
Also u can state ur prices for those phones as well
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:10am On Mar 22, 2017
Sammy Note 5 for sale...

150k

07030407370

Or swap with a very nice phone
AutosRe: Very Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 7:22pm On Mar 21, 2017
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:32pm On Mar 20, 2017
otunbadan:
Nope,just outright sale
Aiit
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:23pm On Mar 20, 2017
otunbadan:
Brand new gionee m6 4gb ram, 64gb rom complete with all accessories and pack...N115K **negotiable***
Swap with note 5 and add just 50k
AutosRe: Very Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 7:28pm On Mar 20, 2017
Yes ke

AutosRe: Very Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 7:28pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cool

AutosRe: Very Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 7:27pm On Mar 20, 2017
Available

AutosVery Clean Nissan Sentra 2007 2.0 by Lazyreporta(op): 7:26pm On Mar 20, 2017
Are you looking for a car for Uber?
My nissan sentra 2007 is perfect for you.

Very neat, I just oven baked it.

A perfect car.

Buy and drive.

1.4m

07030407370

TravelRe: Chaos At Jos Airport: Passengers Block Arik Air Flight From Taking Off by Lazyreporta(m): 9:19am On Mar 20, 2017
Dandsome:
It seems that's the only airline that flies to Jos.... I'm just saying
You are right bro

Na to go kaduna den bus to jos.
Use medview or airpeace

Arik go make u loose biz incase u get plan cry
PhonesRe: What Is The Name Of Your First Phone. by Lazyreporta(m): 10:50am On Mar 19, 2017
MichaelSokoto:
pls am in benin buh cant get lasting pliers to buy. u know where i can easily get it in lagos?
Mushin
PhonesRe: What Is The Name Of Your First Phone. by Lazyreporta(m): 11:30pm On Mar 15, 2017
Oscar4real:
Triump 2005.
grin grin Chai. I remember that phone o

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