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PhonesRe: INFINIX RANK 37 ,congratualtion by Lazyreporta(m): 11:13pm On Mar 15, 2017
grin

PhonesRe: Apple Iphone 7 : The New Feature That Make It Standout. Price by Lazyreporta(m): 11:02pm On Mar 15, 2017
embarassed
PhonesRe: What Is The Name Of Your First Phone. by Lazyreporta(m): 10:59pm On Mar 15, 2017
Ritieyalu:
Nokia torch black and white...2008
IPhone 7 angry

Car TalkRe: Top 10 Most Problematic Cars To Avoid When Buying A Car by Lazyreporta(m): 9:11am On Mar 09, 2017
Nissan sentry 2007 nkohuh huh

No gist about it?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 10:24am On Mar 07, 2017
luvlyoracle:
drop ur number or call me
07030407370 or Whatsap
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 9:16am On Mar 07, 2017
I need iPhone 6s Plus or swap with galaxy note 5
TV/MoviesRe: Uriel Oputa: 5 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About The Ex BBNaija Housemate by Lazyreporta(m): 11:57am On Mar 06, 2017
cool
TravelRe: 5 Struggles Nigerians Who Use The Lagos Airport Will Understand by Lazyreporta(m): 10:10am On Mar 06, 2017
Papykush:
accurate you need to add one more point about the toilets. Ewwwww... Those who have been there will understand me grin

PS: I just want to use this opportunity to remind APC I haven't forgotten the president is not yet back oh, let big brother Nigeria finish first undecided

When last did you use it?
TravelRe: 5 Struggles Nigerians Who Use The Lagos Airport Will Understand by Lazyreporta(m): 10:08am On Mar 06, 2017
huh
FoodRe: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Lazyreporta(op): 7:35am On Mar 06, 2017
grin
delishpot:
Bae grin grin her cooking is rich because she no get responsibility yet grin grin grin and she is still struggling to keep her man. Mom and wife Don know say, you can't use all the pocket money to cook a pot of soup. grin grin
FoodRe: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Lazyreporta(op): 10:43pm On Mar 04, 2017
grin
darbeelicous:
bae better than wifey grin grin grin
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But if u cook that kind mom own for this Recession season, ure guilty of fraud! grin
FoodRe: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Lazyreporta(op):
Bae slay grin
FoodWhose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Lazyreporta(op): 8:52pm On Mar 04, 2017
kiss


Lalasticlala come pick one o

CelebritiesRe: Rosaline Meurer's Braless Outfit To AMVCA 2017 (Photo) by Lazyreporta(m): 8:49pm On Mar 04, 2017
Hit LIKE for nothing


wink
BusinessRe: We Sell All Kinds Of Brand New Tyres For All Sizes by Lazyreporta(m): 8:41am On Mar 04, 2017
Adisodelight22:
What's the size of your tyre?
16rim
BusinessRe: We Sell All Kinds Of Brand New Tyres For All Sizes by Lazyreporta(m): 8:29am On Mar 04, 2017
Adisodelight22:
We sell all kinds of brand new tyres ranging from car tyres,truck tyres,forklift tyre,agriculture tyres,earthmover tyres.
Price
RomanceRe: *How To Use SMS To Boost Your Romance* by Lazyreporta(op): 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2017
cheesy
Titheman:
just so dat at the end of the day she go allow u nack
RomanceRe: *How To Use SMS To Boost Your Romance* by Lazyreporta(op): 4:57pm On Mar 03, 2017
kiss kiss kiss
Romance*How To Use SMS To Boost Your Romance* by Lazyreporta(op): 4:56pm On Mar 03, 2017
Seriously, it is easy.

It may need your attention (just like every other romantic thing) but it is easy.

It may need your attention (just like every other romantic thing) but it is easy.

Romance is deliberate, it is a conscious decision.

It may not be grammatically correct but if you want your relationship to thrive, then you have to see romance as a “doing” word, an action word.

Romance is what you do.

Yes, it may become a habit, a way of life after, but the beginning takes some extra effort.

Romance is a skill.

It is learned, then mastered, then upgraded and updated every now and then as time passes.

Don’t forget that romance is DOING and SAYING what makes your partner feel loved, wanted and cherished unconditionally.

are you guys still here?

my network oh. better behaves before someone claims her right to this time oh

Before I sat down to prepare this, it took me days to put my bumbum on the chair and write.

Thank God for the trigger that has made me develop this idea for you.

Dolapo Babatunde (Mrs.), Nee Oloje’s wedding programme of 2012 was the trigger.

She will take us through #PrayingForYou challenge in March. Expect it.

Two pages of the wedding programme has “Prayers For Our Marriage” which is a daily prayer for couples.

The morning I prepared this class, I read the prayer hinged on Proverbs 17:17

“Lord God, we pray that You would deepen and strengthen our friendship to each other.”

That prayer was the trigger.

Although I love and prayed the prayer, Well, I don’t think it is God’s responsibility to deepen my friendship for, to, or with any person.

I think it is my responsibility to do what would deepen the friendship while taking advantage of God’s grace.

So, just as the scripture, Proverbs 17:17 NLT says “a friend is always loyal, and a brother is born to help in time of need”, I prayed that God should help me be loyal to my fiancée and the relationship.

I committed to be loyal to her and always be there to help her in times of need and asked God to so help me.

In 2007, I hear a friend say that “communication is the lubricant in the wheel of every relationship”.

I am sure he wasn’t the one who made the statement so I don’t really know who to acknowledge for it but I do know that without healthy communication between two or more people, their relationship won’t be healthy.

Someone asked me if it was necessary to talk with one’s partner every day? And I answered in the affirmative.

In the teen days of my father or the romantic days of my grandfather, it may not have been a must for two people in a relationship to talk everyday most especially if the relationship was a long-distance relationship.

Their means of travels were slow and communication took days, or weeks through the Nigeria Postal Services (NIPOST).

But hey, we have mobile phones today and lots of social media and communication platforms and options;

we are inexcusable not to talk with our partner, at least, for 15minutes every day!

Communication may not mean so much to guys as it means to girls.

Or let’s say, what communication means to guys isn’t what it means to girls.

When girls want quantity and quality discussions, interactions, gist and the likes, guys just want quality discussions and such quality discussion could be achieved two times or a little more in a week.

Voice calls are good. Video calls are awesome. But when it comes to romance, SMS and handwritten notes or letters are super amazing, most especially to ladies.

I still have the letters my first babe sent me; one most especially. I used NIPOST too. hahahahah

Well, when it comes to cute and romantic SMS, what’s good for the goose, I have found, it also very good for the gander.

So just as ladies want to wake-up to cute romantic SMSes from their partner, guys won’t also mind receiving same.

However, sending your partner cute SMS every day doesn’t come easy for most of us, especially for our guys.

I have met guys who agree that they like the effect cute SMS every morning or during the day have on their partners, but it is definitely not something they can keep-up doing every day.

For a guy, one I love you for a year may be enough.

But a girl may not mind hearing it every hour.

Guys are concerned about the quality of the words.

Girls are concerned about not just the quality, but also the quantity.

Well, girls and guys alike, like the cute sms
Several years ago, even before I started my relationship, I promised myself that I would be sending my fiancée at least, three SMS every day; one in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at night.

The good news is that I try to make efforts to send her an SMS everyday although there could be some days that I don’t.

I was speechless and needed to explain all she was and the only thing that could explain it for me to her at that particular time was “I love you like kilode”.

The bad news is that I have never been able to send the minimum of three SMS consecutively for more than two weeks.

I doubt if I have even been successful for a two week stretch.

Well, I am good at sending the early morning cute SMS and have added the afternoon SMS.

With time, the evening one would become regular.

Practice makes perfect. Romance is a skill, it is learned, and then mastered, and then upgraded and updated with time

*What Makes an SMS Cute?*

Say it as you feel it and as you mean it.

Your partner can see, read, smell and feel originality in your SMS when you do it this way.

He or she already knows you and you guys have been talking for a while now, so your partner knows when you are “Speechless” as Michael Jackson sang.

Don’t make it complicated.

Don’t borrow words unless it’s a poem you are composing.

Just make the SMS simple.

Yes you may want to explain heaven and earth and the world beneath but just keep it simple.

If you don’t have the impression to write something long, don’t.

In fact, ensure that your SMSes are usually not longer than one page;

your partner should be able to see all your cute words at one glance.

Did you know that the top cutest SMSes are actually “I love you”, “I miss you”, “I need a hug”, “Please come over” etc.?

As much as you can, don’t let you SMS be longer than three words sef.

Let one page be your maximum target.

If the SMS is longer than one page, you may want to send it as a WhatsApp of BBM or any other means or even post it on facebook and tag him or her.

If your SMS is longer than one page, break it into two independent SMSes.

It’s better and more romantic that way.

You definitely don’t want her mobile network service provider to send her your romantic SMS in pieces; by delivering one part now, and the other part later. so just break it in halves yourself.

There have been more than three times that all I sent bae was “you rock!”

And that’s another one; learn to mix your native language with English when sending your partner cute SMS,

it’s romantic.

You could combine it with another language that isn’t your native tongue but ensure that your partner understands the other language or the word being used.

*Copy with sense, abeg*

I repeat; *copy with sense*

It’s okay for you to send your partner an SMS based on an idea you got from another person’s SMS and all those search results on Google.

But copy with sense.

Don’t be like those students that copy other people’s script word-for-word to the extent of copying their personal details.

Please, don’t be so dumb and even if you were once so dumb, quickly change.

Being dumb doesn’t help your romance in any way.

Upgrade, update

Let me tell you something; you and your partner always talk and you guys have gisted in person and over the phone for several minutes, days, weeks and months.

You partner knows your words, your grammatical structure, your mental and emotional and intellectual capacity.

Most of all, your partner knows what I call your “signature.”

Let me explain what your _signature_ is;

when I am the one calling my partner, I have the pet-name I naturally, effortlessly use.

When she is the one calling, it is another pet-name I unconsciously answer her with.

When I am angry, there is a pet-name I use and when I am happy, there is another pet-name I use.

When I am emotionally high, let’s say “Hot”, there is a pet-name I use and when I don’t differentiate between her and the other persons around me, there is another pet-name I use.

My babe would be surprised if I used “my love” or I use “love” in addressing her.

When our relationship was still knew, and her cousin answered my calls, it was the _signature_ I used in detecting if I was talking with Seember or I was talking with Mimi.

Their voices sound very similar, and still do, but the _signature_ separates them.



smiley wink

Written by a friend
Prince imafidon

Lalasticlala, Mynd44
TravelRe: FG Okays Closure Of Abuja Airport Midnight March 7 by Lazyreporta(m): 9:36am On Mar 03, 2017
It's well

Na only international dou

Local dey work
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lazyreporta(m): 7:59am On Mar 03, 2017
legicash:
uber has start to saturate the market
uber now takes car from 2000 now.it was in their mega matchmaking dey said it
Thanks
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 8:16am On Mar 02, 2017
Kazzonline87:
Dat niggggga is savage,he is an old useless man,pls dont waste your time wasting words with him,he doenst av any iota of respect,or sense in his thick skull
Thanks bro
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2017
4X4:
LOOK AT THIS THIEF. IS IT NOT 4GB IM OFFERING FOR 1500 NAIRA NOT 3GBhuh WHY DO SOME PEOPLE LIKE TRYING TO BE SMART WHEN THEY'RE NOT huh
U don't get it?

It's still not a wise biz for the end user..
Nobody go buy am..

Glo sell 3gb for 1k
Without risk of being scam by u.. lipsrsealed

So anyone Wu need more Dan 3gb will buy 2k Wch is 6gb or 2500 for 10gb..

Now,gerrarahere with dis mumu data

Olobe
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 3:00pm On Mar 01, 2017
4X4:
I HAVE GLO 4GB DATA TO SHARE TO ANYONE JUST SEND ME 1500 AIRTEL CREDIT AND ILL GIVE YOU 4GB GLO DATA
That's actually funny...
1500?

Glo 3gb self Na 1k

Try again plus no one will try dis oga.
AutosRe: Make Cool Cash On Uber Weekly Up To 150k. Have Gat All You Need. by Lazyreporta(m): 10:00am On Feb 28, 2017
mrsage:
150k weeklyhuh??

I've been I'm this business since Nov 2013 and I also do Uber.

Be careful with the way you roll out
figures.
On average bro?

Can 2004 work?
AutosRe: Make Cool Cash On Uber Weekly Up To 150k. Have Gat All You Need. by Lazyreporta(m): 9:23am On Feb 28, 2017
Vigorousguy:
I happened to join Uber early these month and believe me i have made cool cash from it.

The most important gadget you need is a clean car irrespective of the year of manufacture or MAKE.

secondly you need to reside in Abuja or Lagos cuz thats the cities Uber works.

sign up using my invite code (on request) i can link you to where you will go for inspection, then book for the exam and in 48 hours after the exam your on the road making cool cash. whatsapp only zero seven zero three eight eight six six three seven seven.
2004 audi a4
2004 eod

Can they by pass Uber 2006 policy?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lazyreporta(m): 7:47am On Feb 28, 2017
chekz169:
2006 and above
Thanks
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lazyreporta(m): 7:48pm On Feb 27, 2017
legicash:
hello partners
i am a certified uber driver, i need a good car to rent with weekly pay of N40,000.
i reside at ogba
any intrested partner should reach me on 08105832193
With your experience, can My EOD 2004 brand new by pass Uber so it can be used?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Lazyreporta(m): 11:36am On Feb 26, 2017
femside:
bro how much do u want to sale the note 5 contact me or whatapp me on 08023272214
160k boss

Mint
CareerRe: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by Lazyreporta(m): 4:06pm On Feb 24, 2017
LAFO:
Oga sir, you think 800k is big money in Nigeria, get out of Ikeja Airport and see how much go remain for your hand.

Abeg stay here and turn the money to something bigger.



Just give me 300 out of the 800..... I will stay here.

#IdeasNeedFunding
What idea do you have?
I can sponsor it if it's viable

Seriously
FamilyRe: As A Family Man, Am I A Miser, Greedy Or Trying To Be Financially Smart? by Lazyreporta(m): 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2017
Only if your tfare to-fro is not more than N100 pay day...

If you spend about #300 per day to work, that's 6k monthly without weekends,so annually is 72k..

O boy, Abeg rent 200k close to ur office that you can walk down self...

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