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hnm that waz tough, waffi made i gueess,maybe i shld switched my brand to getto made.they seem best.they neva took bb pouche & ticket. HELUVA GL

sweetsmalsis: Absolutely nothing!
Life goes on jare....

crazy dude got me rolling,sm ad tho.[quote author=ikeno][/quote]

Mine ask 4 a pay off, took my bb pouche,seized my flight ticket, and said i aint done wit u yet so i been waiting 4 her nxt actions

stiil stalking wow, u must av done stuff on him,i went to owerri sm mnths back on a time off happened to be imsu students ladies night at all season hotel where i lodged,got 1 of "em lady, was suppose to be 1nite but d cats does somany shit on me i had problem consetrating when i return to my base girl i went bak again & again tot i have seen em all until.maybe u are 1 sort ,LOL[color=#990000]

pweetixandy: dey Were all lieS O! lOl

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so how do we know the creep is lying?

pweetixandy: my ex Called tO tell me he teSted he teSted hiV PositiVe...told my enemieS i WaS a Prostitute nd i waS Pregnant for him.
wld Send inSultive MSgS frM an anonymuS nuMber.
he told my bestie i slePt wv her man.
hez Such a loser..back in uni..2010

hnmmm so ekiti "s been rocking ur boat,chicken & chips? that was off menu, i taught u guys got a thing pounded yam?

angelseddy: Hahaa mine went around telling any 1 that cared to listen that am a bad cheap girl. That all a guy needed to do was buy me chicken n chips n I would part my legs. Even told som1 that I was raped b4 he met me and still dated me. He later would send me txt messages saying am possessed. He would spoil me outside with ridiculous lies then get bk in his private corner to beg and cajole that I giv anoda chance. Sore loser! He ruled out ekiti guys for me...sick lieing fellow wit a complex. Som1 that I buy thgs for ooooo.

man why had u got to post all that, i gootta shitty hard on looking at all that.send me her no men, imma hook up later.LOL

homesteady: Most of us have heard about Queen Okafor! The lady with hair all over her body.
Here are some of her beautiful pictures!
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attractive tho.quote author=homesteady]Most of us have heard about Queen Okafor! The lady with hair all over her body.
Here are some of her beautiful pictures!
[img]http://2.bp..com/-RayHY12KGQo/UriA2-0U8bI/AAAAAAAA45U/KlDubRbqV80/s1600/hair3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-KOH7z3nmd28/UriAvH027EI/AAAAAAAA448/FBgrplZfhxU/s1600/hair1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-6Jn1G-CjHLc/UriA9bebVXI/AAAAAAAA45s/2pS4JsMcjd8/s1600/hair6.jpg[/img]
[img]http://4.bp..com/-RH782xwcevA/UriA7tHV73I/AAAAAAAA45c/zDYTZfvMkK0/s1600/hair4.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/-npmKVQdj6cs/UriA7kgvIfI/AAAAAAAA45g/_46rHX9yBN4/s1600/hair5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/-GZgYbuEdbrI/UriAz5O6YeI/AAAAAAAA45E/rheIpq6Wr9g/s1600/hair2.jpg[/img][/quote]

YO stop fucking with ladies heart,sm1s here is nibling me collar over ur crass, wonder where u get "em anyway,

Preceedo: A sequel to the thread that talked about the secret meanings to girls words during conversation.

Guys ,too, have theirs.

1. "When are you going?"- A polite way of saying "are you still here". Just pick ur things and go immediately when a guy says this.

2. "You are sexy/hot"- Many girls take this as "beautiful". No, it means I's like to have you in bed one day.

3."I'm busy for now"- it means you are boring.

4. "You are like a sister to me"- If ur boyfriend say this to you, he means you don't arouse him sexually(no affection).

5." What do you mean"- When ur arguing with a guy and he asks what you mean. He's surprise that you are so right, he knows you are on point and may discover the secret so he pretends not to understand.

5. "I'm not ready for a serious relationship"- He means you are not a wife material or at least to him.

6. " I'm sorry "- I'm in the mood. Pls come to bed. Except he says it and does not ask you 4 sex that's when he really means it.

7. "Do you have a boyfrieend?"-means "I wonder what he sees in you". If he wants to have you, he wont ask.

8. "You're looking alright/okay"- You are not beautiful. Just average.

9. "Okay, no problem"- This does not mean the case is settled. It means "wait and see".

10. " Are you serious?"- Ur behaving immature/childish.

11. " I don't understand you these days"- I have seen another better chick outside. U've been replaced already.

12. "Do you love me?"- He is not expecting a "Yes or No". He is saying "Prove it". May be on bed.

13. "What perfume do you use"- You have body odour and he's recommending a deodorant for you.

14. " Don't mention"- I know why I helped you and I won't accept "thank you" as a reward.

15. "This dress is too small for you"- you are putting on weight unneccessarily.

16. "I'll call you". Pls don't call me.

17."You look like my mother"- You breast don sag finish.

Do you agree?
Add urs guys

Edited:- Praaaaaaaiiiise the lord. Brethren, I want to thank God for the salvation of my soul. Secondly, I want to appreciate God for protection me and provision me.

Brethren God has finarry does it. I has been blowsing with my nokia 3310 on nailarand. I have did all i should does to make flont page but all to no avail.

I don suffer for nairaland. Some people tell me to "Go and die" others say i resemble "Obasenjo"
some even discomboburate my head with oyibo wey my papa no know the meaning.
But today God has did it, he has does it. Now I stand gidigba for frontpage. Thousands of people go con dey read my post. Me wey be like tooth pick. Pllllaise the lord. Harreruyah.

I want to uses my testimony as a medium of contact to all nairalander wey never reach front page say the God wey do my own go do una own. Pastor thank for ur player ooo. Oga seun u too much. The mod wey take over from SEXKILLZ God go bress and surplice you. People wey comment 4 dis thread I thank una werru wel.

My choir abeg sing skelewu make i take thank my God

why do ladies get easily distracted over sm1s coment whose mentall status u cant ascertained?now when a dude ask u any of these u go kookoo?isn"t it?[quote author=Natasha,,]No 7 is soooo wrong.[/quote]

hey dont fall 4everything he posted some were wrong,No 7 ,13 & 14 were absolutely out of it,99% of men u come across will ask u this.

nyere84: Tanks op, u just opened my eyes.

No 7 was wrong,i do ask ladies,&that wasnt what i meant,so dnt start a fight with ur guy over it, besides asking prepare u 4 the challenge.compliments of d season

Kween skiga: Pls can someone explain 7. It's confusing

no 7 was wrong i do ask ladies,and that was"nt what i meant,so dont start up a fight with ur guy over it,because some1 post does not mean he knows every1"s intention 4 saying what they are saying.compliments of d season.

how many ur own don killed?

lorretta u: Lol.
Pucci go dey kill men like chicken everyday.
One way or another
Lmao