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RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by LeftAlone(op): 5:29am On Oct 14, 2025
Laird:
Azzon Medical Diagnostics

7 Church Street, Oshodi. Lagos
Thank you so much
RomanceRe: How Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by LeftAlone(op): 5:29am On Oct 14, 2025
advanceDNA:
Synlab at old bodija....hold ur 300k plus if it's private test just to know if ur wife dey run u street......if na embassy requirement ..they will charge up to 500k

Its a bit cheaper at Lynx DNA...Ikeja... Private test is around 200k but may have gone up as tinubu don scatter everywhere with statistics
Thank you so much God bless you. I will look into it more immediately.
RomanceHow Much Or Where Can I Run A DNA In Ibadan Or Lagos? by LeftAlone(op): 8:03pm On Oct 13, 2025
Please everyone, is there any DNA diagnostic lab in Ibadan or Lagos?
Ibadan preferably and possibly the price.
RomanceRe: How Much Is DNA In 2025 by LeftAlone(op): 8:01pm On Oct 13, 2025
heniford2:
250k and 300k that's in Enugu state
Do you have an idea how much it's done anywhere in Lagos or Ibadan?
RomanceHow Much Is DNA In 2025 by LeftAlone(op): 8:13pm On Oct 10, 2025
Guys, how much is DNA test in 2025?
PoliticsRe: What Is Giving Tinubu This Confidence by LeftAlone(m): 7:23am On Oct 14, 2024
delkuf:
This guy is just so confident and relax. He is not even afraid. Tinubu just continue doing as he like. Has he some how bewitched this country that make him feel so relax that Nigerians cannot do anything to his government. Because I can't really explain it. He keep increasing fuel. And the way he does it, is what annoy me. He travels out and the next minute, he increase the price of petrol. Like he doesn't even send us. Is it that he has one secret power or he don see us finish. This is what is annoying me
You don't know that drugs can do to the human brain.
It makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
Makes you feel invincible.
RomanceRe: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 6:18am On Oct 14, 2024
Irupetepete:
Mtchew, na still avenue to scam fools
Yes my brother.
RomanceRe: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 6:17am On Oct 14, 2024
RealityKings:
Pandoro
Yinmu
RomanceRe: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 6:17am On Oct 14, 2024
Starboytwo:
After all this bulaba balablue story and long talk, no single pics or before and after.

You get 4.3 inch. No pics.

You edit am to 7.9 inch, No pics.

And you wan pack customer. Shege.

He no go better for anybody who fall for this useless scam....

Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Even if it's fake. Pics. Pics pics. Wahrah.
You know one very interesting thing about life?
Regardless of whatever you believe, your believe doesn't affect my reality.

But as long as you feel good about yourself. That's fair enough.
Love and light darling.
God is Almighty.😎
RomanceRe: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 6:13am On Oct 14, 2024
Badmashiii:
Omoh na confirm shege be this op o...idiot wan scam hin no ask senior men for update. If tok sey the mumu do as you suggest at least him for see one or two magas them tek use them guide,but as na oteh main boy,shi shi no go enter for am.

Let me help you repeat am,E NO GO BETTER FOR ANYBODY WEY FALL FOR THIS HALF-BAKED SCAM.
Amen! E no go better for anybody wey ever ever fall for this.
RomanceRe: My Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 6:12am On Oct 14, 2024
JJacko:
Okay Let me guess...the thing is ponmo.
It is not.
RomanceMy Journey Into The Wrld Of Penile Enlargement by LeftAlone(op): 5:16pm On Oct 13, 2024
Today being Sunday I want to share a testimony with y'all.

I knew something was different wrong with me while growing up. We had this river where almost all the kids in the area go for a swim.
Therefore I got to see many kids without clothes. I started noticing this thing about me when I was 12. The other kids had a much larger and bigger John Thomas while i only had something that looked like an earphone plug.
I remember the other kids would often laugh at it, but I really didn't worry about it since I didn't know the importance back then.

So when I was 16, I went camping a lot and I got to see other boys with the kinds of stuff they had in their shorts. Mine was only about the size of a lipstick at full erection and I was very ashamed to take a bath around the rest of the guys. Again I thought I was still developing.

Then at 18, it was pretty the same size, no increase. 20 it was the same size no increase.

I remember there was a time I was having stuff with a girl and she said to me to stop using my finger and use my John Thomas when infact i was actually using my JT.

Sometimes, some girls who I was really into after getting behind closed doors would just laugh after seeing my stuff, and pass comments like "at least you are tall and good looking, that's enough" others would say "what a waste of beauty".

I need to mention here that ever since I returned from that camp when I was 16, I began researching into how to increase the size of my stuff. I searched the Internet, turned it upside down, but still couldn't find any useful information.
As a matter of fact, it seemed like it was almost impossible to increase this stuff according to the internet, but I knew it was possible.

How did I know?
I remember when I was a kid, I was prolly 6 y/o, I was with my uncle who was an herbalist then. There was a man who came to him about how he had been unlucky with women.
I didn't really understand most of the things they talked about, but I remembered my uncle said this statement that went like this "maa fun e ni nkankan to mamaa lo fun ti tibi, iyen baba-ibeji. Nitori awon obinrin Timisi konga"
I didn't understand that statement as at then but as I grew, I later understood. So I knew there is actually something that could be used to increase this stuff. Sadly though, the man was late as at the time I needed that "thing".

I raised a discussion about how to increase a JT with some of his kids who inherited and continued in his line of work but it seemed that stuff was alien to them. So, I continued in my research.
Since I'm close to those who do the works of leaves, herbs and natural Yoruba science[i](Elewe-omo, Alagbo and Lekuleja).[/i]
I got to stylishly ask the same question and I got several answers. One of the answers was , a mixture of African Kegalia sausage fruit (eso pandoro) and cow shea butter (ori-amo).

People of God, I used that mixture consistently, twice everyday for almost two years and didn't get no result. Oh! Except that my stuff was looking very fresh but it was still the same size, 4inches long, 3inches thick at the cap 2, 2.8 inches below the cap.

Some even told me to soak the fruit in aromatic schnapp for three days and ingest twice everyday. I did the same but still didn't see any result .

Another was (a concoction of epo igi ose and epo odan). I did that too and still didn't get any result.
Another was (idago fruit and shea butter) I did that too and didn't work.
I tried almost everything in this life, I drank, I rubbed and yet nothing happened.

I know many people will wonder why I'm so stressed about increasing my stuff. The truth is, mine was very small and it was affecting my self esteem.
There is a difference between confidence and useless ego.
Your confidence does not buy a car unless you have the required money, the same way your confidence doesn't satisfy a woman unless you have the required tool.

Expecting a woman to deal with a microp**is and not cheat is a different level of wickedness. Sooner or later, she'll abandon your lipstick and it will be a shameful thing seeing another person takin' over your role as a man.

I already made up my mind not to have nothing to do with girls again, because even if I got married to a virgin. The moment she's delivered of her first child, she'll begin craving something bigger. That microchip will no longer be able to do anything. That is the reality.

Back to my story, I did one or two stuff sha (Withheld for religious reasons). And after a week, I saw my late uncle in a dream.
In that dream, he was on a bed and I was sitting close to him, then he repeated the same statement to me twice which made it three times he said the same thing.

He said "Sometimes, the future of a man is in his past"
And he slept. Don't forget, that was in a dream.

When I woke, I didn't understand the dream. So I called my sister later that day( she's got a gift of dreams and interpretations). And she explained to me that: sometimes in life, when you are going somewhere and it looks like the place is getting unnecessary distant, the more you go forward, the more distant it becomes. It means, you need to go back because you must have missed a turning . If you're desperately looking for something. The answer to it might be in your past.

That was it. So, I began trying to remember all the time I spent with that my late uncle.

To cut the story short. I finally laid my hands on it. It is something you know , you see it everyday but you don't what it is. There is no way you step out daily and not see it.
It's being sold by butchers as well, and you just need to know how to make it.

Right now as is speak to you. In one year I reached a length of 7.2" in length and 6" in girth below the cap.

I discontinued the use to see if I'd return to the previous size, but I still stand very strong and unbothered.

I've permanently discontinued usage until later in the future after my wife is delivered of her first child. Then I'll go to 10" in length.

I know some people will be like, why can't I just make this thing and make money off it. But the thing is that, one thing about esoteric knowledge , the power is in it's scarcity in it's rarity. The moment it casts, it may no longer be effective.

Did I write this so that people can P.M me and make money off them, is this another scam?

Hell no. I already swore by the name of Eledumare and my ancestors to not reveal this knowledge to anyone. And I've sworn to only make it for my kids, though I've tested it once by giving a lady for boobs and butts enlargement and it worked like magic.

The reason I decided to share this is to encourage other guys out there.
See, there is almost nothing impossible in this world. It is impossible because you don't know what to do.
The moment you know what to do and how to do it. It becomes possible.

The problem most of you are having is, you allow many undeserving people to talk you down from achieving your goals.
Your will is weak. One random ignorant fellow on the internet will tell you it's impossible to do something and you'll just agree to it.
That's foolishness and madness if you'd ask me.
As I've said, I'm not selling nothing, and I'm not telling shit to anybody. Let's all be mature and demure.

Anyways, I'm grateful to Eledumare the giver of leaves and herbs and everything that breathes and breathes not.

Guys! it is possible.

Oh! I almost forgot, Through the course of my research i discovered that Kegalia African sausage (pandoro) and cow shea butter (ori-amo) works for something different.
It actually increases the size of your balls. I mean it makes your balls become very big lol, but it doesn't in any way increase the JT.

It also works for erectile dysfunction if soaked in schnapp and taken twice daily.

It also increases the size of a girl's boobs but the girl needs to be within her developmental phase( honestly, this works like magic her boobs go big and firm die).
Christianity EtcRe: The Atheists Costly Error: Assumption That Everything REAL Must Be TANGIBLE by LeftAlone(m): 6:12am On May 04, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
The post was supposed to be for KnownUnknown but since you are here. Enchanté.

If you don't get it now, then I'm sorry. Peace and love.

Just make use of your dictionary for once and we are ait.

Atheism is simply the lack of believe in the existence of deities, period.

It doesn't say anything about why(reasons)/when you do not believe in the existence of deities. (Why you do not believe is your own cup of tea, it doesn't concern atheism. The same way why anyone would follow Jesus is not a concern of christianity)
Just don't believe in deities, that's all you need to be an atheist.

Again! Atheism is not about the reason you are an atheist. Just don't believe in the existence of deities. Then you are an atheist. Once we understand this English grammar, life is easy and sweet.

Babies do not understand the concept of deities(which is a reason atheism isn't concerned about), but as long as we can't rule out the fact that they do not believe in the existence of deities(Non-thiest) . They are simply atheists.

Atheism is what you are and not why you are what you are.

I don't know where many of you get this misinformed opinion that atheism has to be a kind of choice being made. Religious indoctrination has eaten deep into most of you. But that is not how reality operates.

Sometimes atheism is basically what you are not. And not what you are. I guess many of you don't really understand what atheism is. That's the reason you argue unnecessarily.

Lemme school you a lil bit.

In a probability event of a coin.

When a coin is tossed, There are only two possible outcomes.

It's either it's the Head or the Tail.

The outcome can only be a Tail if it is not a Head. i.e T= not H
And the outcome can only be a Head if it is not a Tail. i.e not Tail.

It's the same in digital circuits for the Truth Table NOT Gate, that uses 0 and 1, for ON and OFF respectively.

Your power outlet socket at home is either Off or On. For whatever reason your socket doesn't have power, it is off. Even if the switch is on.

Even in BOOLEAN Algebra and programming.

It is 1, when it is not 0. And it is 0, when it is not 1.

Also with one of Aristotle's Laws of Logic known as:
•The Law of Noncontradiction
Either x or not x is true and there is no other possibility. There is no third ground.

Either Thiests or Non-Thiests.

In electricity, it's either the electrons are flowing or not.

Lemme use something you can take with.
Here in naija. When there is H.E.P, whether the voltage is good or bad. We say there is light. The opposite of that is No Light.


That's how reality works. If you are not a good person, then you are a bad person. There is no middle ground.

Whether you know it's an offense or not. Once you commit and the law gets it's grip on you. You are a goner. (ignorance is not an excuse)

Using the law of Logic.

•The Law of Identity
Two entities x and y are identical if they share the same properties.

Babies do not believe in the existence of deities. Atheists do not believe in the existence of deities.

•The Law of Noncontradiction
Either x or not x is true and there is no other possibility.

Either you are a Theist or a Non-Thiest (atheists).
Babies are not theists. Therefore, atheists.


•The Law of the Excluded Middle
An entity x has or does not have a property P

Atheism has nothin in common with theism likewise theism doesn't have any property of atheism.

Babies show no features of theism, therefore atheism.

I just explained a concept of the Logic table in statistics. You should pay me for the free lecture.
Budaatum was very right and will be forever right to say "She was born an atheist"

Also I'm less concerned about your religion or "non religion". It's non' my business. It's not like my name is in your will.

By the way. I've been an atheist prolly since when you were still being dressed up for school by your guardian.
Truly! This guy no get manner o but one thing wey I like about hin arguments be say. E sabi explain die, and you go learn new things.
FamilyRe: If You Run A DNA Test On Your Kid And Discover You Are Not The Biological Father by LeftAlone(m):
FRANCISTOWN:
Lemme know what the Nigerian men think, as it will be a waste to preach to someone who is not interested in sermons.

Enchanté
This is going to be long, please pardon me.

I don't know much about law, but lemme tell you what I have witnessed so many times.
There was a man in the area. If you knew all these Igbo business man that did the importation of computers in the late 90s.

This man was rich, baba forget. No, Him get money die.
He had a family of a wife and 3 kids. 2girls and a boy. The boy was the last.
We can't really tell what happened but we noticed that this man sold his first car, sold his second car, sold his third car( the one for the wife and the children) .
Afterwards, we heard his warehouse was on fire. Ha! Fire! How?

Later on. That his son became very sick, that they started spending lots of money, but once the child got better and discharged after some days he went back to the hospital for the same illness.

Many people in the area thought this man did some money ritual and the thing was starting to boomerang. You know the way it was easy for people to cook up stories especially out of jealousy.
At the end of the day, the man went to his village and when he came back. That same night, there were screamings coming from his house, very heavy and disturbing screaming that people had to rush to his house. One of them was my godfather (Ayinla baba, Akosapo leégun n kowo, owo bàbá isila. Awọ goolu toni mawo tanan). May God rests his soul.

To cut the story short. The man narrated that he was told at his village that his wife was having an affair and the boy wasn't his and the biological father had gone diabolical to retrieve his son since he had no money to contend with the man in a legal battle.
And he was also warned to let go of the child or else he could lose his life.

That was how their lovely marriage crashed.

I was young then and didn't understand what was really goin on but I came across something like that again which made me ask people who are more than me in this world.

There are many ways to do that and there is even an IFA corpus that talks about "Ogbe F'ohun F'olohun" meaning "Give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar".

If you owed someone something, or someone's property is in your possession. If them use that IFA corpus take prepare from sacrifice for you and the sacrifice touch ground. Forget it, your life is in shambles.

Maybe na your mama go dey go one day wey all these cele people go warn her say make she tell her son make e go return wetin no be his.

As a man whether you run a DNA on your kids or not no concern me. But I know say some people fit bring hell to your doorstep to retrieve what is theirs.

I'm sorry for much talks.
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 8:11am On Feb 01, 2024
LeeSmart:
Op no follow those mind ur business crew oo, because wetin i just read so you self get business inside oo.
I don't want to mind my business too*but I don't know how to go about it
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 8:09am On Feb 01, 2024
Klchnjoku:
Some of you people can be very annoying you will see things that can harm people who you claim to be loved ones yet you will be coming online to ask some foolish random people who will just tell you to "Mind Business."

Guy if I was in your shoes nah immediately I go call egbon and femi's attention to see the h*e they are both dating and sees as something of worth where as she has no worth she's for the street she's a wh*re.

Funny enough many men in this generation are dating or are married to wh*res thinking they have found true love, a gem, their missing rib, their loml isonu and all those yada yada. Unknowing to them their supposed gf, fiancee, wife is being pounded and turned around by different men at angle 360 screaming ooooww waayoooo husssshhh.

I keep saying it and I won't stop saying it.. women are way more promiscuous than men but men are loud about it while they (women) are very good at hiding their own immorality and sexual depravity under the mask of innocence and they are also helped by the fact that most men often underrate what they are capable of.

Where as women on the hand are capitalizing on men's unawareness and naivety (about female nature and what has become of women in the 21st century) to commit so many immoral acts right under the noses of these unaware suegbe men.

Women in general (our mothers inclusive) are masters of deceit and pretense but you see this generation of women they are way worse and nothing to write home about.
They have perfected the act of hiding their promiscuity under the looks and acts of innocence but still the sensible ones among men always sees them for what they really are.

OP back to you.. before this week ends make sure your unc and friend knows who they are committed to.. their relationship with that lady must come to an end with immediate effect.

They can turn her into just a play thing tho, promising her commitment fucking her like the h*e she is then when they are done with her flesh.
The two of them should dump her ass at the same time, leaving her back to square one.

To those of you men who is still planning to get married in this day and time, you are OYO.

Wake up to reality this is 21st century.


Our time isn't the same as our parents time, our parents time is gone, their time is different from ours.. the world has changed it has evolved, times have changed, humans even animals and things have changed and evolved with it too.

Yes there are still good women in this day and time but there are less than 5% of them, if you think you will get a good woman like your mother.. you are still in denial and you might learn the hard way if you don't accept the reality for what it is.

Brother you need to wake up from your sleep and back to reality, at least 90% of men today will end up with h*es as wife.

This is the truth and the only way to avoid this is to avoid any form of commitment entirely, marriage in these day and time infact relationships in general (dating, marriage etc) have all lost their essence in this day and time and you as a man stand nothing to gain from it.. it's only beneficial to the snake gender.

Men use your head, accept the reality right in front of you or end up being used as a slave
Thank you so much senior man. You are a genius. Your explanation opened my eyes to many things.
But here is my concern why I haven't said anything yet.

What if I finally spill the beans and the two of them be like;they want to fight for their love, each wanting to claim the girl for himself.
This will lead to enmity between them, and they'd turn me into an enemy as well.
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 8:01am On Feb 01, 2024
eepeepook:
Attention is food in this forum.
Then I guess you are hungry
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 8:00am On Feb 01, 2024
hakeemhakeem:
At this level you have to play a mature and hard guy reasons you are like a door , you saw both the inner and outside call her to choose one person among the two . for her own good because if the two guys get to know before she gets to know she may loose on both ends and be used for the fact that femi and your uncle knew each other and this kind of thing doesn't sit well among men
I don't want the girl to know before the two of them. She will definitely have a counter attack. Women are very vicious. What if she told Femi that I asked her out and she declined, and she fabricates things. Femi is in love, I don't want to risk it
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:57am On Feb 01, 2024
Phabulous4:
A very close friend of mine, my homie ooo. Had this girl from same home town. They were very close. His uncle later marry the girl, Not sure my friend has recovered from it since then.

You need to mind your business on this. the girl will probably go for your uncle. women mostly want stability! Your guy loving up might not be ready for commitment for now.

If you make this your problem, be ready to have at least two life long enemy and I fear one of them might be your uncle has he will be most affected.
Ha! Another angle but I was thinking, I'd the girl ended up marrying my uncle. She'd keep cheating with Femi. You know Okafor's law now. Also, Femi will never forgive me. He'd think I spearheaded everything. I don't wanna lose my friendship
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:54am On Feb 01, 2024
advanceDNA:
His uncle and his best friend dey fvck same babe wey dey form innocent for everybody..

Nigga is confused weda to expose her or chop part of the community pvssy.
I'm not interested in chopping anything. I now find the girl very disgusting and dirty. I can't share the same women with my brethren. There are too many women out there
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:52am On Feb 01, 2024
ashawopikin:
Omo, this your write-up long shocked
I just had to pour my mind. I had been bottling it up since Monday .
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:51am On Feb 01, 2024
EreluRoz:
Scatter that relationship before someone gets seriously hurt, I don't use to mind my business in this kind of thing especially when it concerns my loved ones, I'll always protect them and it may pain them but in the long run they'll come back to appreciate me.

You have no options than to expose her, you don't play two close friends and families with so much confidence. Your friend and cousin are both dealing with a dangerous snake and if I'm you I'll kill that snake before it sting anyone.
Thanks so much. Someone suggested that I should take Femi to my cousin's place. Actually, Femi knows his place.
I think I'd do that, I'll visit him again and ask Femi to join me. Then we'll start the discussion, or I'd raise something on marriage issues Sha.
But you know my fear? What if both of them still wanna keep the lady even after knowing the truth. They may start "fighting for their love" mentality shit.
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:48am On Feb 01, 2024
dawnomike:
Take Femi to visit your cousin and start the discussion....
I think this makes sense. Thanks
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:47am On Feb 01, 2024
TINTINABULATION:
Keep your mouth shut. There is no point for you to inherit any battle. Just facilitate how Femi & your Bros can be more closer to themselves and watch how events will naturally play out. Don't forget to update us later. Kind regards.
I don't have the intentions of telling either of them. I already said that. I'm just looking for ways to make them both realise
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:46am On Feb 01, 2024
Westerhoffe:
Since you don't want to mind your business, codedly ask your 'uncle' to invite her over when you'll be around.

When she comes, act like you don't know her.

Begin from there.
No no no. If she been see me there she fit go do one back up plan for my guy side. Women wicked pass all these ones
RomanceRe: My Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 7:45am On Feb 01, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
If you refused to do anything, any of them could end up a victim of paternity fraud, false rape accusations, financial scam, ans depression.
That's exactly one of my fears. The paternity fraud.
Also i no wan make this lady come pour sand sand for the matter
RomanceMy Uncle's Wife Is Dating My Friend. What Should I Do? by LeftAlone(op): 9:40pm On Jan 31, 2024
Guys please I don't know what to do. If this hadn't happen to me, I used to think most of the stories on this romance section are fictions, so I don't concern myself with it.

My best friend Femi has a fiancee, they've been dating since our second year in school. That was in 2016. let's say the girl's name is Muna. I mean they were really in love with each other. And for some obviously reasons, we all liked their relationship. The girl seemed like a very good girl, very exceptional. In fact, Femi is a very lucky dude. Muna could pass as the most perfect girl on earth. They had their introduction in 2022 but I couldn't attend because I was in Kaduna. It was painful I missed my best friend's introduction, and the fact that the girl was a really good girl too. Everyone of us really liked her.

We all schooled in Ibadan and we were in the same department, same level with the girl. But the girl is from Ibadan while me and my friend, Femi are from Lagos. We've been friends since primary school, we attended the same high school and were in the same class as well. No matter how busy we are, we've always found reasons to talk everyday, mostly VNs on WhatsApp and there is almost no way he wouldn't mention how Muna has been amazing to him.

I have Muna on WhatsApp too, but we don't chat, though we all are friends but I kind of enjoy some boundaries. Yeah! They both live differently in IB but they use most of their time together . Myself was in Ondo state, but I just came back to Lasgidis.

There is one of my older cousins, he's like an uncle self because he's like 17years older than me. [i]This man sure die, e fit give me him eyeball.[/I] He's unmarried. I heard he's been asking of me so, I went to visit him on the island this last Monday. I was at his house when he read out this AY and May Edochie's alleged infidelity. So, that sprouted a conversation about women's loyalty. Well, I told him there are still some good women on earth, and I've seen one (I had Muna, Femi's fiancee in mind as one good girl).

Immediately I said that, he agreed with me. Then he started talking about his fiancee, Blessing. How angelic she is, how this, how that . He went on and on , on how the girl loves him more than he loves her. Man! and I was just there listening.

To cut the story short. He's been trying to sign in into his Instagram account but he's got issues getting the code on his sim . I suggested if he could request the code via Whatsapp. Then, he asked me if I could be of help and I was like,"Nothing Spoil".

Okay! he gave me his phone and I got on it. A message popped up and I just clicked on it expecting to be from Instagram, but to my disappointment, it wasn't. It was from one of his random chats. The message reads "Are you sure you don't have someone you are fucking already?". When I saw the message, It was from a contact saved as "Blessing". I was like"so, uncle and his babe like doing bad thing . Bad shildren everywia, anyways, don't lemme intrude, it's only normal to respect people's privacy" . But as I was about to close the chat. Do you guys know that small round circle that displays people's DP in the conversation screen? yeah! I saw a picture that looks familiar.

So I clicked on it, and I saw the picture"live and direct " . This is Muna, Femi's fiancee. So I thought, maybe it's one of her friends or her sister using her for dp. I do that too, I even use random funny people.
But something pushed me to pick my phone, I checked Muna's number, lo and behold brethren, It was Muna o, in flesh and blood. You know sometimes, when you have a huge respect for people, you help them find excuse for their Bleep ups. Again I said, maybe big bros was lying. he might be crushing on the girl and the girl might just put him on the side.
As I was on her WhatsApp profile page on my bro's phone(that my cousin wey I dey call "egbon"wink.
I saw that they've shared plenty media files, pictures and videos. From the thumbnails, I saw a pic that caught my attention so I clicked on it. Guys you wouldn't believe. I saw penis, penis o, which I believed was my bros own. Ha! what is this? It was really disgusting. But because of time , I couldn't afford to view more pictures. Then it occured to me that I should just export their chat. Nice move.
So I exported their chat, with media options.I knew there was going to be trouble in paradise when the file was 120MB zip file. you know WhatsApp exports in zip?
Immediately it finished, I shared it to my own WhatsApp contact on my bro's (that my big cousin, wey I dey call egbon, uncle or big bros) chat list.

Once it went thru, I deleted it on his own phone, from his own chat(I didn't delete for everyone) so I still have it in my own chat with him. Then I downloaded it, went into my WhatsApp folder, moved it from there and I extracted it into another hidden folder.I went back to delete it on my own chat screen. I later finished up with the Instagram thing and I returned his phone.

Now I went into the folder I extracted the chats into and I saw lots of videos and VNs. I connected my earbuds and I was listening to the VNs. It was really her voice. But when I went thru the chats. literally they've been dating since 2019 or so. They did lots of sex chats and shared nudes, most of the nudes have been deleted, and the remaining ones don't show either of their faces. Just from the shoulder downward.But one thing I've noticed is, whenever they were about to share their nonsense. My bros would always request she put on one particular customized waist bead that he gave her. My other cousin, I mean that big bros younger sister is into all this bead thing and he mentioned it in their chat that he told his sister to do a customized one. The bead has my bros name on it.
All of the nude she shared has that waist bead on it.

In their chats, they talked about private videos all the time, but I noticed those videos have been deleted. I saw other videos of when they went to the beach together, restaurant, in my uncles compound e t.c

I know my guy does not like waist bead on women . Femi hates it so much. From their chat, my uncle only sent her money 3times from 2020-2024(20,000 , 10,000) I don't know the third amount.I wasn't really comfortable reading their chats because it was too erotic and the people we are talking about here are two people that shouldn't be. Big bros told me how he has tested this girl many times and passed. From their chats, this girl is madly in love with bros or maybe she's pretending well, but the thing is why is she pretending?

Not like she's using bros to cash out. I also discovered that they've had sex countless times, my bros has even visited her in IB and they've traveled to many places together.
As a matter of fact, she's been trying to visit bros. But because he's observing some praying and fasting moments doesn't want her to come for now.

Femi my guy is by far more handsome, taller, well built , more romantic than my bros. He's a programmer, and he is doin well for himself. His mum is a practicing nurse in the US and his elder brother started work 3 years ago in the US too.
My Bros is also doing well but not Handsome lemme not lie. This same girl 's mother knows my bros o. I told you he has been to her place like many times. And they even speak over the phone

Femi is crazy about this girl , My bros is also crazy about this girl.
The girl cannot marry the two of them, if she ended up with Femi. It's going to break my bros.
If she ended up with my bros it's going to break Femi.

I've been thinking about it guys. Please what should I do? I cannot mind my business o and I can't stay one place because this my bros knows Femi well, they are very close too.

Dear Nairalanders, please what should I do?
Christianity EtcRe: Anyone Looking For A Proof Of The Supernatural. Here Is One. by LeftAlone(op): 5:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
Maynmann:
Anything you fail to understand na “supernatural”, religion has made you a dullard, so desperate to prove “supernatural”.

“Knowledgeable” enough to disprove the footprints of a DEAD rat bwahahahaha
A “spirit” has foot-prints 👣, what does a “spirit” need foot/leg/bone/joint/tendons/toes/nerves for?
Are you saying there are no spirits?
Christianity EtcRe: Anyone Looking For A Proof Of The Supernatural. Here Is One. by LeftAlone(op): 5:08pm On Jul 04, 2023
LikeAking:
Because it lacks practicality...

It's has lost touch with mordern realities.

Even the spiritual side is not practical to me..

Any body can beat a pastor to death, can any body beat a native doc to death?

The teachings of the church can't help my life..

Christianity doesn't even teach mediation/ mi fullness...

This aspect is practicall and a life changer..

That's real knowledge..
Wait fess! Which religion do you practice?
Christianity EtcRe: Anyone Looking For A Proof Of The Supernatural. Here Is One. by LeftAlone(op): 5:02pm On Jul 04, 2023
Maynmann:
Only if you did a little bit research on goats sleeping you won’t call it “supernatural”.
Anything you fail to understand na “supernatural”.
Okay! I guess you don't have any new thing to say because your boss, LordReed who brought out Tonic Immobility has not yet been able to rebut the other experiment. Let's wait for Seun, FrancisTown, hopefullandlord, Jaephoenix and the rest to come and rebut the other experiment... Seems like you are not knowledgeable enough to do that.
Christianity EtcRe: Anyone Looking For A Proof Of The Supernatural. Here Is One. by LeftAlone(op): 4:52pm On Jul 04, 2023
Maynmann:
You too dey watch nollywood.
Better look up the origin of the word “spirit”.

When you call something “supernatural” you stop thinking, instead of you to learn more on it, you settle for “supernatural”.
Only if you did a little bit research on goats sleeping you won’t call it “supernatural”.
Anything you fail to understand na “supernatural”.
You keep repeating the same thing like a broken CD. You've talked about the goat sleeping on this thread like 800million times, ha! It's okay now.
Who put you on repeat?

Since you are so conversant with research, try the other one and explain the science behind that pouched rat as well ha!

It's really becoming annoying repeating the same thing over and over again ha!

Do a lil research on the pouched rat and explain the technology behind it.

Haha! There is a spiritual and a physical side to everything. The same way there is a spiritual side to coming in contacts with a cobweb in an open space, as the physical side as ballooning.

The same there is tonic immobility and the spiritual side to animal hypnosis.
Stop trying to sound so intelligent, you don't need to try. Intelligence is perceivable.

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