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Laird:Thank you so much |
advanceDNA:Thank you so much God bless you. I will look into it more immediately. |
Please everyone, is there any DNA diagnostic lab in Ibadan or Lagos? Ibadan preferably and possibly the price. |
heniford2:Do you have an idea how much it's done anywhere in Lagos or Ibadan? |
Guys, how much is DNA test in 2025? |
delkuf:You don't know that drugs can do to the human brain. It makes you feel like you are on top of the world. Makes you feel invincible. |
Irupetepete:Yes my brother. |
RealityKings:Yinmu |
Starboytwo:You know one very interesting thing about life? Regardless of whatever you believe, your believe doesn't affect my reality. But as long as you feel good about yourself. That's fair enough. Love and light darling. God is Almighty.😎 |
Badmashiii:Amen! E no go better for anybody wey ever ever fall for this. |
JJacko:It is not. |
Today being Sunday I want to share a testimony with y'all. I knew something was Therefore I got to see many kids without clothes. I started noticing this thing about me when I was 12. The other kids had a much larger and bigger John Thomas while i only had something that looked like an earphone plug. I remember the other kids would often laugh at it, but I really didn't worry about it since I didn't know the importance back then. So when I was 16, I went camping a lot and I got to see other boys with the kinds of stuff they had in their shorts. Mine was only about the size of a lipstick at full erection and I was very ashamed to take a bath around the rest of the guys. Again I thought I was still developing. Then at 18, it was pretty the same size, no increase. 20 it was the same size no increase. I remember there was a time I was having stuff with a girl and she said to me to stop using my finger and use my John Thomas when infact i was actually using my Sometimes, some girls who I was really into after getting behind closed doors would just laugh after seeing my stuff, and pass comments like "at least you are tall and good looking, that's enough" others would say "what a waste of beauty". I need to mention here that ever since I returned from that camp when I was 16, I began researching into how to increase the size of my stuff. I searched the Internet, turned it upside down, but still couldn't find any useful information. As a matter of fact, it seemed like it was almost impossible to increase this stuff according to the internet, but I knew it was possible. How did I know? I remember when I was a kid, I was prolly 6 y/o, I was with my uncle who was an herbalist then. There was a man who came to him about how he had been unlucky with women. I didn't really understand most of the things they talked about, but I remembered my uncle said this statement that went like this "maa fun e ni nkankan to mamaa lo fun ti tibi, iyen baba-ibeji. Nitori awon obinrin Timisi konga" I didn't understand that statement as at then but as I grew, I later understood. So I knew there is actually something that could be used to increase this stuff. Sadly though, the man was late as at the time I needed that "thing". I raised a discussion about how to increase a JT with some of his kids who inherited and continued in his line of work but it seemed that stuff was alien to them. So, I continued in my research. Since I'm close to those who do the works of leaves, herbs and natural Yoruba science[i](Elewe-omo, Alagbo and Lekuleja).[/i] I got to stylishly ask the same question and I got several answers. One of the answers was , a mixture of African Kegalia sausage fruit (eso pandoro) and cow shea butter (ori-amo). People of God, I used that mixture consistently, twice everyday for almost two years and didn't get no result. Oh! Except that my stuff was looking very fresh but it was still the same size, 4inches long, 3inches thick at the cap 2, 2.8 inches below the cap. Some even told me to soak the fruit in aromatic schnapp for three days and ingest twice everyday. I did the same but still didn't see any result . Another was (a concoction of epo igi ose and epo odan). I did that too and still didn't get any result. Another was (idago fruit and shea butter) I did that too and didn't work. I tried almost everything in this life, I drank, I rubbed and yet nothing happened. I know many people will wonder why I'm so stressed about increasing my stuff. The truth is, mine was very small and it was affecting my self esteem. There is a difference between confidence and useless ego. Your confidence does not buy a car unless you have the required money, the same way your confidence doesn't satisfy a woman unless you have the required tool. Expecting a woman to deal with a microp**is and not cheat is a different level of wickedness. Sooner or later, she'll abandon your lipstick and it will be a shameful thing seeing another person takin' over your role as a man. I already made up my mind not to have nothing to do with girls again, because even if I got married to a virgin. The moment she's delivered of her first child, she'll begin craving something bigger. That microchip will no longer be able to do anything. That is the reality. Back to my story, I did one or two stuff sha (Withheld for religious reasons). And after a week, I saw my late uncle in a dream. In that dream, he was on a bed and I was sitting close to him, then he repeated the same statement to me twice which made it three times he said the same thing. He said "Sometimes, the future of a man is in his past" And he slept. Don't forget, that was in a dream. When I woke, I didn't understand the dream. So I called my sister later that day( she's got a gift of dreams and interpretations). And she explained to me that: sometimes in life, when you are going somewhere and it looks like the place is getting unnecessary distant, the more you go forward, the more distant it becomes. It means, you need to go back because you must have missed a turning . If you're desperately looking for something. The answer to it might be in your past. That was it. So, I began trying to remember all the time I spent with that my late uncle. To cut the story short. I finally laid my hands on it. It is something you know , you see it everyday but you don't what it is. There is no way you step out daily and not see it. It's being sold by butchers as well, and you just need to know how to make it. Right now as is speak to you. In one year I reached a length of 7.2" in length and 6" in girth below the cap. I discontinued the use to see if I'd return to the previous size, but I still stand very strong and unbothered. I've permanently discontinued usage until later in the future after my wife is delivered of her first child. Then I'll go to 10" in length. I know some people will be like, why can't I just make this thing and make money off it. But the thing is that, one thing about esoteric knowledge , the power is in it's scarcity in it's rarity. The moment it casts, it may no longer be effective. Did I write this so that people can P.M me and make money off them, is this another scam? Hell no. I already swore by the name of Eledumare and my ancestors to not reveal this knowledge to anyone. And I've sworn to only make it for my kids, though I've tested it once by giving a lady for boobs and butts enlargement and it worked like magic. The reason I decided to share this is to encourage other guys out there. See, there is almost nothing impossible in this world. It is impossible because you don't know what to do. The moment you know what to do and how to do it. It becomes possible. The problem most of you are having is, you allow many undeserving people to talk you down from achieving your goals. Your will is weak. One random ignorant fellow on the internet will tell you it's impossible to do something and you'll just agree to it. That's foolishness and madness if you'd ask me. As I've said, I'm not selling nothing, and I'm not telling shit to anybody. Let's all be mature and demure. Anyways, I'm grateful to Eledumare the giver of leaves and herbs and everything that breathes and breathes not. Guys! it is possible. Oh! I almost forgot, Through the course of my research i discovered that Kegalia African sausage (pandoro) and cow shea butter (ori-amo) works for something different. It actually increases the size of your balls. I mean it makes your balls become very big lol, but it doesn't in any way increase the JT. It also works for erectile dysfunction if soaked in schnapp and taken twice daily. It also increases the size of a girl's boobs but the girl needs to be within her developmental phase( honestly, this works like magic her boobs go big and firm die). |
FRANCISTOWN:Truly! This guy no get manner o but one thing wey I like about hin arguments be say. E sabi explain die, and you go learn new things. |
FRANCISTOWN:This is going to be long, please pardon me. I don't know much about law, but lemme tell you what I have witnessed so many times. There was a man in the area. If you knew all these Igbo business man that did the importation of computers in the late 90s. This man was rich, baba forget. No, Him get money die. He had a family of a wife and 3 kids. 2girls and a boy. The boy was the last. We can't really tell what happened but we noticed that this man sold his first car, sold his second car, sold his third car( the one for the wife and the children) . Afterwards, we heard his warehouse was on fire. Ha! Fire! How? Later on. That his son became very sick, that they started spending lots of money, but once the child got better and discharged after some days he went back to the hospital for the same illness. Many people in the area thought this man did some money ritual and the thing was starting to boomerang. You know the way it was easy for people to cook up stories especially out of jealousy. At the end of the day, the man went to his village and when he came back. That same night, there were screamings coming from his house, very heavy and disturbing screaming that people had to rush to his house. One of them was my godfather (Ayinla baba, Akosapo leégun n kowo, owo bàbá isila. Awọ goolu toni mawo tanan). May God rests his soul. To cut the story short. The man narrated that he was told at his village that his wife was having an affair and the boy wasn't his and the biological father had gone diabolical to retrieve his son since he had no money to contend with the man in a legal battle. And he was also warned to let go of the child or else he could lose his life. That was how their lovely marriage crashed. I was young then and didn't understand what was really goin on but I came across something like that again which made me ask people who are more than me in this world. There are many ways to do that and there is even an IFA corpus that talks about "Ogbe F'ohun F'olohun" meaning "Give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar". If you owed someone something, or someone's property is in your possession. If them use that IFA corpus take prepare from sacrifice for you and the sacrifice touch ground. Forget it, your life is in shambles. Maybe na your mama go dey go one day wey all these cele people go warn her say make she tell her son make e go return wetin no be his. As a man whether you run a DNA on your kids or not no concern me. But I know say some people fit bring hell to your doorstep to retrieve what is theirs. I'm sorry for much talks. |
LeeSmart:I don't want to mind my business too*but I don't know how to go about it |
Klchnjoku:Thank you so much senior man. You are a genius. Your explanation opened my eyes to many things. But here is my concern why I haven't said anything yet. What if I finally spill the beans and the two of them be like;they want to fight for their love, each wanting to claim the girl for himself. This will lead to enmity between them, and they'd turn me into an enemy as well. |
eepeepook:Then I guess you are hungry |
hakeemhakeem:I don't want the girl to know before the two of them. She will definitely have a counter attack. Women are very vicious. What if she told Femi that I asked her out and she declined, and she fabricates things. Femi is in love, I don't want to risk it |
Phabulous4:Ha! Another angle but I was thinking, I'd the girl ended up marrying my uncle. She'd keep cheating with Femi. You know Okafor's law now. Also, Femi will never forgive me. He'd think I spearheaded everything. I don't wanna lose my friendship |
advanceDNA:I'm not interested in chopping anything. I now find the girl very disgusting and dirty. I can't share the same women with my brethren. There are too many women out there |
ashawopikin:I just had to pour my mind. I had been bottling it up since Monday . |
EreluRoz:Thanks so much. Someone suggested that I should take Femi to my cousin's place. Actually, Femi knows his place. I think I'd do that, I'll visit him again and ask Femi to join me. Then we'll start the discussion, or I'd raise something on marriage issues Sha. But you know my fear? What if both of them still wanna keep the lady even after knowing the truth. They may start "fighting for their love" mentality shit. |
dawnomike:I think this makes sense. Thanks |
TINTINABULATION:I don't have the intentions of telling either of them. I already said that. I'm just looking for ways to make them both realise |
Westerhoffe:No no no. If she been see me there she fit go do one back up plan for my guy side. Women wicked pass all these ones |
FRANCISTOWN:That's exactly one of my fears. The paternity fraud. Also i no wan make this lady come pour sand sand for the matter |
Guys please I don't know what to do. If this hadn't happen to me, I used to think most of the stories on this romance section are fictions, so I don't concern myself with it. My best friend Femi has a fiancee, they've been dating since our second year in school. That was in 2016. let's say the girl's name is Muna. I mean they were really in love with each other. And for some obviously reasons, we all liked their relationship. The girl seemed like a very good girl, very exceptional. In fact, Femi is a very lucky dude. Muna could pass as the most perfect girl on earth. They had their introduction in 2022 but I couldn't attend because I was in Kaduna. It was painful I missed my best friend's introduction, and the fact that the girl was a really good girl too. Everyone of us really liked her. We all schooled in Ibadan and we were in the same department, same level with the girl. But the girl is from Ibadan while me and my friend, Femi are from Lagos. We've been friends since primary school, we attended the same high school and were in the same class as well. No matter how busy we are, we've always found reasons to talk everyday, mostly VNs on WhatsApp and there is almost no way he wouldn't mention how Muna has been amazing to him. I have Muna on WhatsApp too, but we don't chat, though we all are friends but I kind of enjoy some boundaries. Yeah! They both live differently in IB but they use most of their time together . Myself was in Ondo state, but I just came back to Lasgidis. There is one of my older cousins, he's like an uncle self because he's like 17years older than me. [i]This man sure die, e fit give me him eyeball.[/I] He's unmarried. I heard he's been asking of me so, I went to visit him on the island this last Monday. I was at his house when he read out this AY and May Edochie's alleged infidelity. So, that sprouted a conversation about women's loyalty. Well, I told him there are still some good women on earth, and I've seen one (I had Muna, Femi's fiancee in mind as one good girl). Immediately I said that, he agreed with me. Then he started talking about his fiancee, Blessing. How angelic she is, how this, how that . He went on and on , on how the girl loves him more than he loves her. Man! and I was just there listening. To cut the story short. He's been trying to sign in into his Instagram account but he's got issues getting the code on his sim . I suggested if he could request the code via Whatsapp. Then, he asked me if I could be of help and I was like,"Nothing Spoil". Okay! he gave me his phone and I got on it. A message popped up and I just clicked on it expecting to be from Instagram, but to my disappointment, it wasn't. It was from one of his random chats. The message reads "Are you sure you don't have someone you are fucking already?". When I saw the message, It was from a contact saved as "Blessing". I was like"so, uncle and his babe like doing bad thing . Bad shildren everywia, anyways, don't lemme intrude, it's only normal to respect people's privacy" . But as I was about to close the chat. Do you guys know that small round circle that displays people's DP in the conversation screen? yeah! I saw a picture that looks familiar. So I clicked on it, and I saw the picture"live and direct " . This is Muna, Femi's fiancee. So I thought, maybe it's one of her friends or her sister using her for dp. I do that too, I even use random funny people. But something pushed me to pick my phone, I checked Muna's number, lo and behold brethren, It was Muna o, in flesh and blood. You know sometimes, when you have a huge respect for people, you help them find excuse for their Bleep ups. Again I said, maybe big bros was lying. he might be crushing on the girl and the girl might just put him on the side. As I was on her WhatsApp profile page on my bro's phone(that my cousin wey I dey call "egbon" .I saw that they've shared plenty media files, pictures and videos. From the thumbnails, I saw a pic that caught my attention so I clicked on it. Guys you wouldn't believe. I saw penis, penis o, which I believed was my bros own. Ha! what is this? It was really disgusting. But because of time , I couldn't afford to view more pictures. Then it occured to me that I should just export their chat. Nice move. So I exported their chat, with media options.I knew there was going to be trouble in paradise when the file was 120MB zip file. you know WhatsApp exports in zip? Immediately it finished, I shared it to my own WhatsApp contact on my bro's (that my big cousin, wey I dey call egbon, uncle or big bros) chat list. Once it went thru, I deleted it on his own phone, from his own chat(I didn't delete for everyone) so I still have it in my own chat with him. Then I downloaded it, went into my WhatsApp folder, moved it from there and I extracted it into another hidden folder.I went back to delete it on my own chat screen. I later finished up with the Instagram thing and I returned his phone. Now I went into the folder I extracted the chats into and I saw lots of videos and VNs. I connected my earbuds and I was listening to the VNs. It was really her voice. But when I went thru the chats. literally they've been dating since 2019 or so. They did lots of sex chats and shared nudes, most of the nudes have been deleted, and the remaining ones don't show either of their faces. Just from the shoulder downward.But one thing I've noticed is, whenever they were about to share their nonsense. My bros would always request she put on one particular customized waist bead that he gave her. My other cousin, I mean that big bros younger sister is into all this bead thing and he mentioned it in their chat that he told his sister to do a customized one. The bead has my bros name on it. All of the nude she shared has that waist bead on it. In their chats, they talked about private videos all the time, but I noticed those videos have been deleted. I saw other videos of when they went to the beach together, restaurant, in my uncles compound e t.c I know my guy does not like waist bead on women . Femi hates it so much. From their chat, my uncle only sent her money 3times from 2020-2024(20,000 , 10,000) I don't know the third amount.I wasn't really comfortable reading their chats because it was too erotic and the people we are talking about here are two people that shouldn't be. Big bros told me how he has tested this girl many times and passed. From their chats, this girl is madly in love with bros or maybe she's pretending well, but the thing is why is she pretending? Not like she's using bros to cash out. I also discovered that they've had sex countless times, my bros has even visited her in IB and they've traveled to many places together. As a matter of fact, she's been trying to visit bros. But because he's observing some praying and fasting moments doesn't want her to come for now. Femi my guy is by far more handsome, taller, well built , more romantic than my bros. He's a programmer, and he is doin well for himself. His mum is a practicing nurse in the US and his elder brother started work 3 years ago in the US too. My Bros is also doing well but not Handsome lemme not lie. This same girl 's mother knows my bros o. I told you he has been to her place like many times. And they even speak over the phone Femi is crazy about this girl , My bros is also crazy about this girl. The girl cannot marry the two of them, if she ended up with Femi. It's going to break my bros. If she ended up with my bros it's going to break Femi. I've been thinking about it guys. Please what should I do? I cannot mind my business o and I can't stay one place because this my bros knows Femi well, they are very close too. Dear Nairalanders, please what should I do? |
Maynmann:Are you saying there are no spirits? |
LikeAking:Wait fess! Which religion do you practice? |
Maynmann:Okay! I guess you don't have any new thing to say because your boss, LordReed who brought out Tonic Immobility has not yet been able to rebut the other experiment. Let's wait for Seun, FrancisTown, hopefullandlord, Jaephoenix and the rest to come and rebut the other experiment... Seems like you are not knowledgeable enough to do that. |
Maynmann:You keep repeating the same thing like a broken CD. You've talked about the goat sleeping on this thread like 800million times, ha! It's okay now. Who put you on repeat? Since you are so conversant with research, try the other one and explain the science behind that pouched rat as well ha! It's really becoming annoying repeating the same thing over and over again ha! Do a lil research on the pouched rat and explain the technology behind it. Haha! There is a spiritual and a physical side to everything. The same way there is a spiritual side to coming in contacts with a cobweb in an open space, as the physical side as ballooning. The same there is tonic immobility and the spiritual side to animal hypnosis. Stop trying to sound so intelligent, you don't need to try. Intelligence is perceivable. |
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