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So we should go and fry watermelon Is this news?

iTearHerToto:
Nonsensical lies cuming from a failed dickmonger thinking it would trigger some amount of sympathy towards her. Just tell us you enjoyed the dick afterwards as you couldn't report the act to anyone.







Nonsense and BankyW's failed political career

Note: The post was for sensible people.

Besides, have you read your jamb novel?

French student let's confuse them...

Common tooth appear

Nichesiteseo:
Hi Legolast.

If you can’t get approved on Upwork try other freelance platforms.

I’m working exclusively on freelancer.com at the moment.

Don’t get stuck on platforms. You can make money and get quality clients on most platforms these days.

I will post a list of platforms where you can get jobs soon. 100+!!!! Still curating them.

Hi boss, I have registered on freelancer.com but I have 8 bids. Is it advisable to enroll for the membership plan with a month free subscription?

Nichesiteseo:
Hi Legolast.

If you can’t get approved on Upwork try other freelance platforms.

I’m working exclusively on freelancer.com at the moment.

Don’t get stuck on platforms. You can make money and get quality clients on most platforms these days.

I will post a list of platforms where you can get jobs soon. 100+!!!! Still curating them.

Kindly let me know when you open a trend on that.

RedReact:
^^^
You can find Eloquent JavaScript online.
Another is Kyle Simpson You Don't Know JavaScript series

Thanks OP has given me eloquent

ensodev:
HOW I UPGRADED IN FEW MONTHS.

This article is to share my little secreat on how i studied most programing languages that i like and i can read any code understand it and used it for that ever i want to depending on any project am handling.

Within few months i have studied up to 10 programing languages just because i go everywhere with those programming languages, their editor and i just code non-sense out of non-sense then i began to understand more and more to the extends that all my non-sense coding started making sense and i learnt the following.

1. All programing languages are powerful.
2. Each programming language has a reason it was invented
3. Some programming languages are masively powerful and simple to learn e.g C.
4. That programming you cant be 100% knowledgable in any one of these tools.
I also learn that so programming languages get complicated as the grow or as people started using them for what they are not meant for.

Well, when i said i go everywhere with editor..compilars..tutorial am refering to my phone. I loaded my 16gig samsung s7 with more 200 apps relating programing and just few game to rest my head when needed. Yeah that just the secret simple but help me.

Note:- i used the method just to be familar with other languages and see what the look like and to have idea when ever i stumble on a code written with such languages..my intension is not to be good at all of the languages not even 50% knowledge of any other apart from php, javascript,html, css that are my main focus when i started learning. So pls dont misunderstood me.

I started two years and am just starting to learn my third language with is python. I love it and i am learning it for a reason that i have shared on this tread also.

I don't know what to say. I enjoy reading your post without getting bored no matter how long it is. Kudos, to you sir.

I need 2 favours from you ASAP sir:

1. I would love to have your phone/whatsapp number[please]. I have sent an email to you requesting for it.

2. I am in need of a good ebook for Javascript.

I would love to know you more sir. Please grant my 2 requests.

Thanks in advance sir

Spythonian@gmail.com if needed sir

SilverG33k:
Please do drop your number, I want to contact you directly

Sorry bro, I HVe seen your email I send it to your mail

SilverG33k:
I don't want it to look common, so I added a little spice where you can download latest songs... Its connected directly to a popular music blog

Good job bro
I have a playstore account, I will be glad to help

Jacktheripper:
This is better phone here unlike those Tecno, infinix, itel phones. Well, the truth is na lack of fund dey make person settle for those crappy phones. God go provide for everybody.

Please remove itel from your list. The name sef sounds somehow 4 ear

Do I still need to carry transformer upandan to charge it? If yes, wake me when they have better ba3

Women are very interesting beings. A woman cries and still stares at the mirror to confirm if she is crying beautifully.

smokers:
@folash I've approved your account log in and change things

Hi, can you please approve my Upwork account? I have tried all tricks by people noooo... None works for me

planetx:
You are mad for this nonsense you wrote up there, in fact e no go better for you and your soldier friends. Because of what she said deserve her to be humiliated in such manner, God punish that soldier and may BH deal with his fvck up.

Who owns this mad dog?

Imagine when your rent is due and BOOM, your sugar Daddy dies.
You will cry more than his Wife.

Emmanuel226:
chai see shame!! so she come later follow una na

We left her there. Everybody knows her village activated her account that day.

Emmanuel226:
chai!!! the kind shame wey go hold the woman eh
#effect of Atiku's weed

She Atikusuffer that day

[quote author=Emmanuel226 post=76309885][/quote]They born her father When she no wan suffer.
Yes she did

[quote author=Emmanuel226 post=76309885][/quote]They born her father? She did o

Emmanuel226:
nice to meet you, true talk sha...
but sometimes dey just kill for the fun of it

Let me share a scenario with you. I was travelling to Akure from Òndó State, we got the Ondo-Osun soldier check point, we were waiting for the soldiers to pass us to move. So, one soldier came and started asking our driver questions about our movement. There was a lady in the bus that she offended are village people in before travelling and they did not forgive her, this lady told the driver that "ẹ fún àwọn wèrè yìí lọ́wọ́ kàn baale jẹ́kí a lọ" [give this mad people money so that they can let us go].

Unfortunately, she was heard by the soldier... The soldier said come down my friend, am I werey? We were told to pull over, she came down and they instructed her to come down. They said, today we will know if we are the werey or you're the werey. She was instructed to strip herself Unclad and remain ordinary pant and bra, and then start waving and smiling to motors that are passing-by.

One lawyer witnessed this in his car, he came down and started quoting constitution. They yab this man unlimited thunderous slaps within 30 seconds. The man quickly zoomed off.

So, sometimes people provoke military men and come online to shout.

Emmanuel226:
no, sorry if i offended you, but the Nigerian military are very heartless

Agreed, but nobody will be happy about hearing the killing of their fellow mates.

If not that God is the greatest some humans would have taken fight to God for killing their relatives.

To me, soldiers are the best person I have ever met. In fact, I have them as friends both in school and off campus in Usman Danfodiyo University Sokoto. They are very nice but don't be rude and follow instructions. I do enter Giginya Barrack in Sokoto state as if it is my family house. Note I am a Yoruba guy o, no be aboki.

Let me share a scenario with you. I was travelling to Akure from Òndó State, we got the Ondo-Osun soldier check point, we were waiting for the soldiers to pass us to move. So, one soldier came and started asking our driver questions about our movement. There was a lady in the bus that she offended are village people in before travelling and they did not forgive her, this lady told the driver that "ẹ fún àwọn wèrè yìí lọ́wọ́ kàn baale jẹ́kí a lọ" [give this mad people money so that they can let us go].

Unfortunately, she was heard by the soldier... The soldier said come down my friend, am I werey? We were told to pull over, she came down and they instructed her to come down. They said, today we will know if we are the werey or you're the werey. She was instructed to strip herself naked and remain ordinary pant and bra, and then start waving and smiling to motors that are passing-by.

One lawyer witnessed this in his car, he came down and started quoting constitution. They yab this man unlimited thunderous slaps within 30 seconds. The man quickly zoomed off.

So, sometimes people provoke military men and come online to shout.

Emmanuel226:
thats good, since these so called soldiers ar useless to Nigeria, the only thing they know is to be killing innocent citizens,but when boko haram come dem go, go house go fry stew.
#spits
#useless idiots
#nonentities

Will you say this if any of your relatives was among the killed soldiers?

I was telling a friend of mine about Lagos gubernatorial election that either "ó tó gẹ́" or not, every politician in Lagos still look upto Jagaban.

The opposition candidate is a mole. In same club (Lagos Island club) with top APC gang including Lion himself. Also never campaigned like he wanted to win. Some people (in Lagos) don’t even know he is running.

Take it or not, Jagaban owns Lagos.

The beauty of this election is that there is a statement being made by the people of Nigeria and not the other way round. The power belongs to us..... I hope most of these godfathers and thugs are retired this election. Let them know that WE the People decide not them!

Lush100:
the only lesson I am probably taking from this thread is
" You can never win any battle in life that you approach with anger".

I'll keep this wise saying in my mind every time.

The quote made my morning.

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bartz025:
It's Nigerian Adsense
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My money no reach