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This is beautiful... May God guide use for the next 4 years.

My plan is to do my internship at Microsoft after my B.Sc programme in Agric.in 2021.

This is why our government should give project to competent contractors. I am goddam sure this road was built on 4:1 type soil layer instead of 1:1 type soil layer.

xavuv:
Hello everyone,

There is snake living in my roof. It has been over 2 years now the reptile has been living in there. I first noticed it sometimes in 2017 when i saw snake skin in my roof. I have blocked all entry holes for lizard and the likes thinking the snake would die or leave due to starvation ....but it didnt leave and the snake seems to be thriving in there. I dont know what its eating.

I taught of fumigation but i think the snake can escape the fumigation odor because it can easily hide in the deep block holes.

I cant go in there, as am writing this i can hear the snake moving all about in my attic.

What can i do to get rid of it?

MODS: If its not too much i want this in front page for better audience or opinions.

First thing first, whatever strategy you were told to apply please don't do it alone either spreading of anything in your roof or fumigation, I repeat DON'T DO IT ALONE.

Secondly, follow GarbaAudu's suggestion. I think that's your best shot.

Omihanifa:
You better remember okafor's law and move on

Abeg no vex o, I have been seeing "Okafor's law" on NL but I don't know the meaning. What does it mean? Àbí can you state the law?

Thanks

Why is Asisat not playing

Adviseasister:
Good evening Nairalanders,

I had to create a new moniker for this, but I believe my guy will know this is for him.

Sometime last year I received a PM from a nlder. After going through his posts, I was pleased and we started talking. One thing led to another and we started a relationship. I must confess he is everything a woman wants in a man, he brought out this part of me I never knew existed and he did it so easily. We started seeing a future, I was happy.

Fast forward to February this year, I noticed a decline in communication. I complained and he blamed it on work. It continued and I had to ask what the problem is, he maintained it was work.

By March, things got worse and I have not been able to concentrate at work. I send him voice-notes and he responds hours later. I send messages and he responds with one word. I must also add he doesn't pick my calls at night anymore, but his NL profile would be seen online, though he won't comment.

I do not know what to do as I can't bring myself to love someone else as I love him. It is a long distance relationship and I do not know what to do. Is it possible he is facing challenges there and doesn't want to share?

Should I wait for him to come around or move on? Has anyone been in this situation before, how did you manage it? I feel so heartbroken.

I feel your pain sister, at some point in life we all face difficulties when it comes to love of a thing.

To me, long distance relationship is not bad. Because it doesn't work for Mr. A doesn't mean it won't work for Mr. B. Just note that you deserve better than how you're tried currently in your relationship.

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To the topic:

Chat him up, go straight to the point blue black. Don't show any sign of meme things, in fact, don't put it in an apology way. For example:

Hi,
Longest time
[don't ask about his work or family ish and go straight to the point]
I noticed you've been avoiding me lately, I would love to know your stand on this relationship of ours because am tired of on and off relationship. ARE YOU STILL INTERESTED IN ME OR NOT?

No follow am play at all
If he says no, just say "OK and goodbye". If he says yes, now you start rules and regulations for him. For example:

If you truly love me and you want this relationship to move to the next level[marriage], you will be doing this, this and this.

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If you can't do that, just ignore him. Don't message him, don't call him. If you wan kill everything, be viewing his status without commenting. Do this for like a month, If he doesn't turn up, I repeat IF HE DOESN'T TURN Up, my sister move on.

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I have been in a long distance relationship going to 5yrs, I never treated my lady like this. We barely see once in 2yrs. And whenever we meet, we used at.most 4hrs together. She never give me punna and I never bothered myself about it, me self no like punna [Alfa things]. I can swear on anything that I have not cheated on her before for once, though I have caught her cheating but since I pointed things to her blue black, she stopped and apologized. Since then, I can tell you she loves me to the extent that she carter for half of my yearly expenses because she is working [self employed] and I am a student. I also do support her when she is broker because I am also a first class hustler.

I treat her like a Queen, she treats me like a King.

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In a nutshell my sister, you can give him space. If he comes back dédé and if he doesn't use Ajá 4 n gbéra. You deserve more than this ma. Nobody is too busy to have time for the one h/she truly desires.

Best of luck ma.

NOTE: Ignore my tense/typographical errors, no time for vetting.

Obas101:
Any guy that tells you he can do long distance relationship is lieing. it's just a matter of time b4 he gets bored and actually starts meeting ppl around him. Unlike girls that have patience men don't. they like excitement nd feeling when their girl is around them. I can assure you he will belive you have sombdy else you dating if the distance doesn't bother you

@bolded

You're wrong, we are not the same. I have been in over 5yrs long distance relationship without cheating. All men are not liars.

plumule:
What I need is status saving option, am tired of asking people to send.

Use vidmate or

malvisguy212:
in Islam, when you here the word " the prophet say" just know its Muhammad, the ONLY prophet in Islam ( although they Will deny it ) Muslims honour him even more than Allah, it is only when you raised argument like this, Muslims will start mentioning other prophet.

Surah 49:15: The believers are
only those who believe in Allah
and HIS MESSENGER.

Believing only in the teachings of Allah with the exclusion of the teachings of Muhammad will result in the loss of many essential details that are vital for the salvation of Muslims. in fact to escape the fire of hell, a Muslim must obey Muhammad and Allah:

Surah 4:14: And whoever
disobeys Allah and HIS
MESSENGER and goes beyond His
limits, He will cause him to enter
fire to abide in it, and he shall
have an abasing chastisement.

Muslims will deny rendering worship to Muhammad , but the reality belies there claim. let me stop here.

Allah soften your heart and make you among the pious men by making you accept Islam. Ameen

This species of sugarcane Saccharum sinensis is not high yielding. Why not plant Saccharum officinarum

folash:
Too long. Too many ramblings. I wouldn't read past the second paragraph if I was a buyer

Your suggestion is needed bro. Please provide a template if possible.

Thanks

Gaspardd:
Ofcourse maybe 2 or 3yrs into the relationship i wouldnt feel the need to do that anymore, but i just met this babe like 3mths now, shes been a good girl atleast and i have known this guy since 2015, although we dont live in thesame state but then its just that we duscuss life, things and kinda dont hide ridiculous shìts that happens to us and instead of dishing out wise advices like socrates, we just laff it off and kinda dont take it serious.

If you love her just apologize.


Besides, how do you manage to knack a bae in just 3 months of dating? Just curious

5yrs now, I don't think I knack her more than 2 times.

oloriadejoke:
Ife shiyere...na so guy dey scope me then when he was still schooling at unilorin and I was schooling for ogun state collecting my money,mama jubril wey dey sell card for our area don turn me to regular customer for recharge cards not until one day late hour in the night I call bros while speaking with him na so they hear stop it stop it for underground and the lady they tell am to speak with me quick,i know even vex at all but I just make sure I suck his acct to red alert after I see sey his acct don turn red light I still turn myself to watchwoman any sign of orange light for his acct like this I lick am to red back not until am fully satisfy I ask nigga to leave without given him any notice

But he sha knack you

Gaspardd:
Stop taking things so hard, all normal guys do that. Your guy does that too if he is normal.

This is my 5yrs in a relationship with my bae, I normal and I don't do that. Kindly apologize to your bae, you're wrong this time bro.

Ayo081:
Honestly, i don't know. I asked a SWE at Andela and he said things have changed since ALC 1.0. Just do your best man

OK thanks

How can I download those videos for offline usage?

ReneeNuttall:
Yes,she's a fashion designer, a real estates agent,a cosmetologist, a business promoter, a lingerie expert and a very high profile OLOSHO.

I knew the profiling won't end well...

Please I have enrolled for mobile web development, do I need to finish my path before a stipulated? Please quote me to reply. Thanks

Ayo081:
This thread is for ALC 4.0
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Hi guys, Google partnered with Andela for a google developer scholarship and development grant. If you applied signify with your path (Mobile web or Android), Mentors/Volunteers are also welcomed let's discuss.
Happy Coding.

Hello Idris,

Trust you are doing well. We are reaching out to you since you previously have been part of ALC to share some exciting news!

Are you ready? ALC 4.0 is here and it promises to be bigger and better than all previous Google African Scholarship programmes. This time, Grow with Google has sponsored 30,000 developers in Africa to receive access to Pluralsight courses in three areas: Mobile Web Development, Android Development and Google Cloud technologies, supported by the Andela Learning Community, Scholars get access to well designed up-to-date curriculum designed by industry experts setting them on track to becoming professional developers.

How do I register?

It’s simple. Click on http://go.pluralsight.com/C0057151 and redeem the most suitable path for you. The deadline for registration is 15th May 2019.

Find out more details entailing the program below:

https://help.pluralsight.com/help/grow-with-google-andela.

https://help.pluralsight.com/help/grow-with-google-andela.

What is the end goal?

This scholarship programme also comes with 1000 certification coupons awarded to the most dedicated learners who get Google certified in any of the three paths.

We are looking for more Volunteers!

If you know of anyone in your local developer groups, universities, companies, friends and family who would be an awesome mentor, please share with them /ALCVolunteers and advise them to apply before 30th April.

Lastly, If you have any questions regarding the program, please go through this FAQ prepared by Pluralsight: https://help.pluralsight.com/help/grow-with-google-andela. If you cannot find the answer to your question, please send an email to alcwithgoogle@andela.com and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Or better still, reach out to any of our Program Assistants on slack for faster response.

P.S: If you know of any developer who will benefit from improving their technical skill, please share with them this opportunity.

Here’s to becoming better.

Nichesiteseo:
Your proposal credits get topped up regularly after you run them down. I think you have 8 monthly.

It’s best not to enroll for memebership until you start getting good response rates from your proposals. I aim for 1 response from 3 sent.

Stay on the free plan for now.

No response from client o

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I feel that I can add professionalism and accuracy to your job. I take direction well and can
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Thank you in advance for your time and consideration.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards
Dataspy

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Nigeria babies will never take this. I have seen many babies that do not breastfeed from any other woman apart from their mom.

There is a saying that says "give it time, even give time time". In short, give him space if he loves you he will come back to his senses and if he don't, kindly move on. Virginity no be achievement, me sef can't marry virgin based on my experience.

I am a guy, I can tell you I have been in your shoe before. I know you might be like "how can I guy be in my shoe?" It was very though, but at last I gave time time. If you wan know I can tell you sha

Don't mind my below comment o

If you're having problems with your man/woman, don't come online and be making other people think all men/women are dogs...

Carry your dog to VET

northvietnam:
Cuz its Devilish and was never used or mentioned in the bible...

Any one still consuming that Satanic Bulb that originatted from Onionsioneville paratiki Wont make heaven...

This post is meant for adult. Thanks

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Nichesiteseo:
Your proposal credits get topped up regularly after you run them down. I think you have 8 monthly.

It’s best not to enroll for memebership until you start getting good response rates from your proposals. I aim for 1 response from 3 sent.

Stay on the free plan for now.

I registered for virtual assistant
I want to register another one for website design and development

Any advice? Thanks

LilSmith55:
Nairaland is one of the problem we are having in Nigeria, this platform spread fake news more than anything( thanks to useless bloggers), it also allow too much of tribal war, not to talk of religious war everyday

And seun is not ready to do anything about it. The tribal and religious war is very annoying.

mukhcech:
See progress.

As in?

Is this how 3rd mainland bridge looks like I have not been to Lagos before because I no get matter for there.


Let's take selfie if you've not been to Lagos before

Your father with all the atrocities you've cursed in Kaduna. Werey

I stay in Sokoto, but the way this man handles herdsmen/Fulani killing is devilish. Though, Kaduna has never being known has a peaceful state just like Rivers doesn't experience peace during election.

With the way this gubernatorial election is turning out, if IPOB should get republic can they build a peaceful nation?

omojesu202:
typical life of a celebrity...
fries his hair
bleaches his skin
divorced

what would this man be preaching to his members about marriage?

@bolded... This is what I was thinking, I think they used to say leadership by example. Anybody that calls this man to a collapse marriage doesn't have sense.