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Kongi dey strike pass BH dis days oo

Loose hope keh?, even till 2050....

That's what happens when you are rich but stingy to your family or the Jessica is a spoilt brat ...

we aren't expecting much, so nothing to be disappointed about after the match

Please can we still be expecting second list or it has come nd gone...and is there hope for anyone that hasn't see his/her name till now?...any idea pls?

akosh005:
lol......is virgin a course ni

See u
Let me clear u
GradeA : dis category condone no shit, dem fit dey talk 2 u frm far mile self to avoid story that touch
GradeB : dis category is also a virgin but kissing is allow and some others little little touch touch
GradeC : dis d mother of dem all, although they are still a virgin but woman with 2 kids is Farr better than dem, there boobs is always on sober mood coz bad guys don squeeze the hell out of them...everything is allowed with them so far u don't go beyond their entry port

Which category of virgins are you referring to?
Grade A?
Grade B?
Grade C?
Virgins have level oo....

Guess who your interviewer will be....

Sunexy:
Gala company wud be xo hapi by nw

BAD MAN ,

Checking every seconds for both DE and JAMB, nothing yet.....dias God, I know HE will do it dis year

Stealing and corruption is now everybody's habit

Dis OP don spoil finish...beyond repair oo

I wonder why most ladies think and behave like their guy can never find someone like them or better than them, mostly the one u truly love , I don't know who they will put the blame on if at the age of 30somhing they're still single...by then u will be seeing them in every weekend church programmes claiming to be holy and submissive whereas dem don bcom LONDON USED

[quote author=slamabit post=38759170 Beyonce & Jay Z reportedly signed a 1-year lease because they feel LA is a good pace to raise ivy



Op did u just said 1year lease? , that's RENT....leasehold is rent above 3yrs

Well said....dis guy talks sense but I don't know if he practice sense as well

Welcome

Add me 07031179730

The club announced this on their official twitter...guess who's warming up to be sacked after Rodgers?

The club announced this on their official twitter

I have a guy that's interested but he's in kogi state, the problem now is how the stuff will reach him

almost true but not all sha, let's say 78% of them

dat SEEKER own pain me dat time

welcome on board...remember WAILING isn't good for your health , avoid it...

The forward was did not make it through the first half
against Las Palmas following a collision goalkeeper
Javi Varas
Barcelona have been dealt a blow after Lionel Messi suffered a
knee injury during Saturday's clash with Las Palmas.
The 28-year-old collided with goalkeeper Javi Varas inside the
18-yard box after just three minutes.
Messi attempted to continue but failed to shrug off the knock,
with Barca coach Luis Enrique replacing him with Munir seven
minutes later.
Team-mate Andres Iniesta could be seen quizzing club doctor
Ricard Pruna over the severity of the injury, but little more will
be known until he undergoes further tests.
The loss of their star man comes as the club bid to bounce
back from their shock 4-1 defeat to Celta Vigo on Wednesday.


http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4055/main/2015/09/26/15745352/messi-taken-off-with-knee-injury

senzmanto9:
including sex?

if it's your way, some pple may think u are crazy but the money will keep coming

the legend at 40 ....there's no limit to what you and I can achieve in this life, just keep doing what you know how to do best

the only constant thing in life is CHANGE

1. Each time you want to start your noisy “I better pass my
neighbour” generator, place it by your neighbour’s window. If
they complain about it, tell them “that’s how I want it.”


2. When you’re watching a football match with other people,
wait until a team is making a move that is likely to result in a
goal, then stand right in front of the TV, and say, “check me
out.” Or better yet, just switch off the TV at that point.


3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of people waiting
under the scorching heat of the sun, ignore the long queue,
head straight for the ATM, and try to make your withdrawal.


4. When it’s a day to your exams, when everyone is reading in
the library, break the silence by using your foot to rub a bottle-
top against the ground. If you’re told to stop, tell them it helps
you assimilate better.


5. Give your dog the name, “Dog”.


6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the end of your
sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression
that you still have more to say.


7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands
over your ears.


8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink cartridge
across your room.


9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that everything appears
green, and insist to others that “green is your best color.”


10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green skirt/pair of
trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match, and top it with a white
hat.


11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only — even
when you spend N10,000.


12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road, and
bring out a newspaper to read.


13. When you see someone reading, stand over their shoulder
and read aloud what you see in their book.


14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are


15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying it’s a
Saturday when it’s actually a Tuesday.


16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas lights until
September.


17. Chew on pens that you borrowed.


18. Use too much perfume.


19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for your handbag,
even when there are no chairs for others.


20. Never make eye contact when talking to others.


21. Never break eye contact when talking to others.

what will you do next?

ghen ghen