Please writers in the house I'd like it if you'd give me some tips and corrections.Thank you

It was raining heavily as I made my way from the field home,my mum will kill me I cursed under my breathe
I got home at about 7:45,there she was waiting with a cane
where are you coming from?she shouted angrily
mommy I go play ball.I replied
Stupid boy!all your mate dey school you de here dey waka oya bring your hand,she commanded.
I stretched my hands and she gave me 12strokes
oya entered inside stupid boy!she shouted again.
Let me tell you a little about me
I'm a Samuel my friends call me skillful funny right
I'm boy of 19,the only child actually.
my mum is a trader and my dad is a secondary school teacher.
I like football way too much,I like girls too but as they say na money be fine bobo and I was poor as a church rat.
Come collect your food o.Mum called from the kitchen,I was about going when I heard a knock
Who's there?
My friend open this door.
My brain quickly rearranged,that's dad I muttered'
I open the door and greeted him
Good evening sir.
Evening,where did you go to when I came back from work?
I was about replying when my mother called again
"Come and carry your food o"
I rush down to carry my food amidst plenty talks
I was about leaving when I kicked a stool and slipped
Chisos I shouted

I'm not a writer,I just enjoy telling stories plus I'm new on NL so please pardon my mistakes