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RomanceRe: Lady Refuses To Give Her Phone Number To Man In A Bus by LenaJon(f): 11:32am On Nov 14, 2024
I don't know why most men do this. That was how I went out yesterday night to get some fruits. After getting them, I was about to leave when a guy stopped me and demanded for my number. He said he saw me buying something and was waiting for me to be through before approaching me. I thought him I wasn't interested. That I don't want to give him my number. He held me, started pleading that I should please give him, that I won't regret it. I told him no.That he doesn't mind kneeling down if that will make me give him the number. He said many things in order to convince me to give it to him, but I didn't. I even told/lied to him that I don't have a phone that my phone has issue just to make him leave me, he said there's no problem that he'll get me a phone, that it's not an issue, that I should give him a number that he can reach me with.

But I later felt pity for him and gave him the number after minutes of pleading. I then told him to get me some fruits. So, we went and got some fruits. Because I like fruits, he said he'll get them for me in bulk by tomorrow, different types. He said by December, he'll get me things for December. And I know if I push further for a phone, he'll definitely get it for me. Maybe tomorrow, I'll tell him to get me a small phone that I can use for just calls. Ahow I went out yesterday night to get some fruits. After getting them, I was about to leave when a guy stopped me and demanded for my number. He said he saw me buying something and was waiting for me to be through before approaching me. I thought him I wasn't interested. That I don't want to give him my number. He held me, started pleading that I should please give him, that I won't regret it. I told him no.That he doesn't mind kneeling down if that will make me give him the number. He said many things in order to convince me to give it to him, but I didn't. I even told/lied to him that I don't have a phone that my phone has issue just to make him leave me, he said there's no problem that he'll get me a phone, that it's not an issue, that I should give him a number that he can reach me with.

But I later felt pity for him and gave him the number after minutes of pleading. I then told him to get me some fruits. So, we went and got some fruits. Because I like fruits, he said he'll get them for me in bulk by tomorrow, different types. He said by December, he'll get me things for December. And I know if I push further for a phone, he'll definitely get it for me. Maybe tomorrow, I'll tell him to get me a small phone that I can use for just calls.

I mean why do they do this?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by LenaJon(f): 9:15pm On Oct 13, 2024
Abdulbaaqi21:
Why na
Hello Abdul.
RomanceRe: Abuja Crossdresser Gets Confronted & Beaten By A Group Of People (video) by LenaJon(f): 9:21am On Oct 03, 2024
Sirchiboy:
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Are you rich?
But, you still haven't answered my question though.
RomanceRe: Abuja Crossdresser Gets Confronted & Beaten By A Group Of People (video) by LenaJon(f): 9:12am On Oct 03, 2024
Sirchiboy:
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Are you a girl
Yes, I'm a female. Just wondering what you would have done differently if you were a woman. Because I think life is hard for both man and woman.
RomanceRe: Abuja Crossdresser Gets Confronted & Beaten By A Group Of People (video) by LenaJon(f): 9:36pm On Oct 02, 2024
Sirchiboy:
To be a man in Nigeria without connections is nothing to write home about.
40 years of being a man in Nigeria nothing achieved.
If I see a way to turn or Become a woman.
I will do it because this country favour only women
But, if you were to be a woman, what would you have done differently?
RomanceRe: Deeks Are Not Deeks Abeg! by LenaJon(op): 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2024
Natbrowny:
What TF are u tryna say.

Spill sis.

Dictionary
Verb

deek (deeks, present participle deekin; simple past and past participle deeked)

1. (Geordie) To look.

Hoo man, deek at this.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
RomanceDeeks Are Not Deeks Abeg! by LenaJon(op): 8:38pm On Sep 25, 2024
Yes! Deeks are not deeks. There are deeks and there are ddeeeekkss!
RomanceOne Of The Most Traumatizing Things For Me Is Having A Punny That Sti by LenaJon(op): 8:22pm On Sep 25, 2024
One of the most traumatizing things for me is having a punny that stinks. A vagina with a bad smell/odour is always very uncomforting. I'm usually very restless when I detect any form of smell whatsoever from my vjay. And I never rest until I find solution to it. That's why I don't joke with my vjay at all. I'm always careful about what goes in there. I don't think a vagina is supposed to smell. If a vagina stinks such that you have to squeeze your face or twitch your nose when you perceive it, when something is definitely wrong. It's not supposed to be so.
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by LenaJon(f): 12:04am On Aug 12, 2024
DarkCaesar:
And who told you men raised in the ways of wisdom wouldn’t know or guess close to it lol…..you’re a bigger fool than I thought
Wis what? How would he know? Although he might know that she has high mileage but I don't he would be able to guess the number though.

Like me now, if you sleep with me now, you'll think it's not quite long I lost my virginity (although not up to 2 years I lost it), or you would think I haven't done it much. But my own body counts is even far more than the said lady's own. Though I'm not proud of it. It's not something to be proud of because it also comes with it's own disadvantages.
RomanceRe: What Do We Do About Body Count by LenaJon(f): 11:58pm On Aug 11, 2024
Hmmmm!

I'm seeing lots of fight here because of the body counts of 20. Hmmmm! If I say my own body counts eh, that means.... Though I'm not proud of them. It's nothing something to be proud of at all of because it also comes with it's own disadvantages.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:24pm On Jun 21, 2024
nlfpmod, please I would need more suggestions on this.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:24pm On Jun 21, 2024
Olumighty123:
You sure say no be fibroid, go get yourself checked thou.
One of these days I'll visit the hospital for it. I wasn't at hospital last week for a different thing, didn't remember about it. And I don't know how they may be looking at me if I tell them this.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:23pm On Jun 21, 2024
flokii:
The practice of medicine prioritize confidentiality.. when you go in to see a doctor, raise the issue and seek advice whether or not you should be worried.
I have a feeling that you're okay but still check with the physicians to be sure.
Thanks so much. I'll do so.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:23pm On Jun 21, 2024
Nicepoker:
How many foetus have you successfully terminated. Let's start from there.
Is this what causes it?
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:22pm On Jun 21, 2024
Aleem26:
Agirly you don too abort…wetin pieces of meat deh find for your blood
Is this what causes it?
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:12pm On Jun 21, 2024
flokii:
Get checked by a physician in any Government hospital close to you.. anything aside cramps shouldn't be treated with kids gloves.
One of these days I'll visit the hospital for it. I wasn't at hospital last week for a different thing, didn't remember about it. And I don't know how they may be looking at me if I tell them this.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:11pm On Jun 21, 2024
Cassandraloius:
Go and see a doctor, madam.
One of these days I'll visit the hospital for it. I wasn't at hospital last week for a different thing, didn't remember about it. And I don't know how they may be looking at me if I tell them this.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 11:10pm On Jun 21, 2024
eddynaira125:
You don’t need to wash them on the floor, make use of the closet
Washing on the floor makes it easier for me. And in that way I'll get to every corner. After that I wash the floor to remove the pieces of blood.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 10:57pm On Jun 21, 2024
fyzaila:
Why will you wash your bumbum on the bathroom floor? What happened to the water closet (wc) ? if you are on your period you should always wash your kitten directly into the wc and flush with water afterwards.

As for the heavy period, consult your gynecologist to rule out any infection or anything else.
Washing on the floor makes it easier for me. And in that way I'll get to every corner. After that I wash the floor to remove the pieces of blood.


One of these days I'll visit the hospital for it. I wasn't at hospital last week for a different thing, didn't remember about it. And I don't know how they may be looking at me if I tell them this.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 10:55pm On Jun 21, 2024
immortalcrown:
Are you warning us to keep you out of our bathroom or are you asking us for a solution to your problem?
I need a solution to it.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2024
eddynaira125:
You don’t need to wash them on the floor, make use of the closet
Washing on the floor makes it easier for me. And in that way I'll get to every corner. After that I wash the floor to remove the pieces of blood.
RomanceRe: Don't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 10:51pm On Jun 21, 2024
Hermaphrodite2:
With all this, you will still want one simp guy to put his mouth in that irritating place

Puke! I feel like vomiting.
Come on! This is just for a few days in a month. Highest 5-6 days. And after then everywhere and everything will be squeaky clean. It's not like I was going to be menstruating all the days of the month.

And besides, I wouldn't even allow any man's mouth there, who knows what he might be carrying in the mouth. I don't joke with that part of my body at all. So, I'm always mindful of what goes close to it.
RomanceDon't Just Let Me Use Your Bathroom When I'm On My Period! by LenaJon(op): 8:45pm On Jun 21, 2024
Don't let me use your bathroom when I'm on my period, because what you would see/meet after I'm done using it, will leave you wondering if a goat was slaughtered in your bathroom, because of the pieces of blood, looking like pieces of meat, you'll see scattered everywhere on the floor of the bathroom, unless if I took my time to wash everything down the bathroom drain. Some will be so big that I'll even feel it when they drop from my private or leave my body.

I don't know why it's like this or what causes it. It comes with every of my period, it's just that it's usually much in some months. Please, should I be worried about this? Or it's nothing serious? I don't know what to do to stop it or at least reduce this. Is there anything I can do or take to help reduce?
RomanceRe: Have You Come Across A Runse Geh That Doesn't Do At Least One Of These? by LenaJon(f):
Honestly, you're not far from the truth. They are usually involved in at least one of these. Because, how can someone sleep with such number of men in a day and not feel any pain, discomfort or somehow.

The day I met with three different men in a day, even though I didn't feel that much of discomfort, I knew my body and my whole sef wasn't the way it was before I met. There was a change, even though they were nice and gentle. This is one of the reasons why I try as much as possible to avoid meeting any man when I'm not at that time of the month. The period when the urge to meet with a man is highest. That period, my veejay is usually so wet and that period I'm easily aroused. Just little touch from the in a few minutes, and I'm dripping wet and slippery already. This time, when the man goes in, he never last. Never! Because I'm usually tight. I don't go around sleeping with every tom, dick and Harry. If I decide to get down with you, then it means I fancy you to some extent or my mind accepts you. It's usually very difficult for me to get down with someone I don't fancy, or someone my mind doesn't accept, even with your money sef, I don't care. This is because if I fancy you, my veejay gets wet easily. You won't have to do much to get me wet, infact even before you do anything, I'm already wet.

I can't be involved in a dry intercus, when I'm not Sahara desert. Not me. That's punishment to my body, my veejay and to myself too. That's why most of them take all sorts to numb the pain and take them out of reality for the time being.

Honestly,to me and in my opinion, it's not easy to have intercus. It's not easy opening that leg, at least to me. In the long run, it's not worth it l think. This is one of the reasons why I want to stop. And one of the worst regrets of my life is starting in the first place- that is breaking my virginity. I can do anything or give anything to have it back honestly. Although, I'm not the type that sleep around with every tom, dick and Harry, no I'm not.
AgricultureRe: How I Converted An Abandoned Land In My Area Into A Sesame Farm. by LenaJon(f): 1:14pm On Feb 14, 2024
Esude007:
y not..
Please how can I join your WhatsApp group?
RomanceRe: Some Rich Men Are Not Worth Marrying Even With Their Billions by LenaJon(f): 11:46am On Feb 14, 2024
I need a job please.

I can cook very well, different delicacies.

I can massage well. A sweet massage.

I can give tutorials, reading tutorials.

Etc.
CultureRe: Share Any Of Your Experience About Culture Shock In Nigeria by LenaJon(f): 1:05am On Feb 14, 2024
bummyla:
I am an Igbo man I wash my hands more than 10 times before I finish eating my swallow! It is not a cultural thing! It is habit!
Why please, if I may ask?

I'll understand if it's two or three times. But 10 times or even more, is just too much for me though.
RomanceRe: Still Not Had Sex Since I Was Born. Worries Over First Girl To Have Sex With by LenaJon(f): 5:01pm On Feb 11, 2024
Where are you? I mean your location.
RomanceRe: Where Can I Buy Fairly Used Gas Cylinder In Lagos by LenaJon(f): 9:01am On Feb 10, 2024
Pussyisgud:
Ok where are you and how many kg is the cylinder
Either 6 or 7kg. Currently in Anambra state.
RomanceRe: Where Can I Buy Fairly Used Gas Cylinder In Lagos by LenaJon(f): 10:45pm On Feb 09, 2024
Pussyisgud:
Ok boss but can i get fairly used cheaper ones, is there like anyone you can show me
I have a cylinder I would like to sell.

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