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Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex Romp With Married Woman In Cross River by lenghtinny(m): 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2020
Well, something must kill a man
Phones / Re: Is Samsung's 8K TV, Q800t (2020) Worth 2.5 Million Naira?! by lenghtinny(m): 10:08am On Dec 23, 2020
SEGLIZ:

you can't say it better than this you've done.
Nigerians ain't selflessness and we ain't living for humanity but self.
we are good at show off to oppress others, even the few humanitarians we have do it to show off, little will I be surprised the orphanages banned snapping of pictures during donations.
we own our money for ourselves and our immediate family and few friends probably the ones we like their face.
Alaye be calming down.....

Shey na only Nigerians dey purchase expensive/luxury items?

There's no point relating the price of a TV to selflessness....
Politics / Re: How Notorious Gunrunner Amosun Withdrew N7.2 Bn Exposed By Bank - PeoplesGazette by lenghtinny(m): 8:02pm On Dec 22, 2020
Onlinesmart:
Darudapo of remoland is doing wonders àbi?
They belong to the same political family of incompetence spearheaded by their darling daddy, the long neck giraffe of Daura.....

In other words, I don't care about Dapo either because they are two different sides of the same coin
Politics / Re: How Notorious Gunrunner Amosun Withdrew N7.2 Bn Exposed By Bank - PeoplesGazette by lenghtinny(m): 3:59pm On Dec 22, 2020
The onifilagogoro of egbaland himself

Governor cum gunrunner grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin sad shocked cool
Education / Re: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by lenghtinny(m): 9:45am On Dec 21, 2020
Things fall apart by Chinua Achebe and Weep not child by Ngugi wa thiongo

Notable mentions are
Our husband has gone mad again
Joys of motherhood
Trials of brother Jero
Many Cyprian Ekwensi books
The gods are not to blame
Trouble in form six
Animal farm
Gulliver travel

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Politics / Re: We Will No Longer Condone Lawlessness, Indiscipline – Amaechi-Led APC by lenghtinny(m): 9:40am On Dec 21, 2020
Politicians behaving like toddlers over some irrelevant position

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Food / Re: How Much Is Tomatoes Paste In Your Area? by lenghtinny(m): 9:28pm On Dec 19, 2020
Welcome to Nigeria

Why are you still buying tomato paste when you can get fresh tomatoes for the same amount

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: South-West Has The Highest Allocation In Buhari's Appointments by lenghtinny(m): 9:20am On Dec 17, 2020
puyol005:
Mumu! South west followed by Imo, then Kano. Is south west a state?
The nincompoop is the perfect definition of a useful idiot
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Buhari Should Leave His Cows For Once by lenghtinny(m): 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2020
Don't blame him.....

The man acts like he's one of them angry

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Celebrities / Re: Ugandans Blame Bebe Cool For Omah Lay And Tems' Arrest. by lenghtinny(m): 5:29pm On Dec 14, 2020
They are mad in that country....

They are doing more harm than good to their entertainment industry angry

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Politics / Re: Buhari Lacks Leadership Capacity, Has Failed Woefully – Onovo by lenghtinny(m): 9:25am On Dec 13, 2020
Truth is a bitter pill to swallow..... The man said nothing but the truth

That long neck clown has brought Nigeria to her knees with his uninspiring leadership style

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Politics / Re: INEC: Senate Declines Confirmation Of Lauretta Onochie, Requests Fresh Nominee by lenghtinny(m): 9:11am On Dec 13, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
That is why I love Baba Buhari,
He never intervenes or meddle with the senate.
He allow them to do their job.

If to say na OBJ be dis.
He must force them by fire , by force to approve her.
This one sef na human being angry

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Music/Radio / Re: Headies Next Rated Nominees And Winners From 2006 - 2020 by lenghtinny(m): 7:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
sammuell:
When it comes to lyrics no artist there can stand omah lay
2 Ep already all na blast back to back
You probably didn't see Tems there or you don't know who she is.....


That girl is fire

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon Disappointed Me by lenghtinny(m): 9:18pm On Dec 10, 2020
Who be diswan angry

E be like say you no get something better to do with your life

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Health / Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by lenghtinny(m): 2:27pm On Dec 10, 2020
ORLAHOLUWA:
Bro I no dey go pharmacy den my mama dey sell am I would just open it and remove 1 from the sales one and seal it back..... Shey u wey buy am get the gut to come back and complain that the condom no complete
You cannor make heaven grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Funny Ways Guys Act When Trying To Buying A Condom by lenghtinny(m): 2:26pm On Dec 10, 2020
MrWondah:
You no add us. Me no send anybody o. As I enter na so I go shout "madam give me condom".
If Bani dey there na to ask her "Babe, I wan buy condom which one you go fit suggest?"
No be everybody dey shame
Don't mind dem.....

People still dey shame to buy condom in 2020 angry

Dem never jam std or unwanted pregnancy before else dem no go tell dem before they use their head sad

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Sports / Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by lenghtinny(m): 8:34am On Dec 10, 2020
Masonkaycares:
That's the spirit bro. But if Messi been leave e for better.
I swear.....

Bartomeu deserves to be shot on sight angry
Celebrities / Re: This Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World(photos) by lenghtinny(m): 8:33am On Dec 10, 2020
Gift96:
there many women who are beautiful but it's the few that comes out to contest are consided. there over 1 billon women who looks better than Bella hadid but doesn't need people's validation to be crowned a beauty queen.
true beauty is on the inside
No mind dem.....

Perfect face ko, imperfect butt ni

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Celebrities / Re: This Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World(photos) by lenghtinny(m): 8:32am On Dec 10, 2020
Stanl3y:


You're just being ignorant. A little Google search about what i wrote up there would help make things understandable for you.
I don’t need to google search to confirm your stupidity.....

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Sports / Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by lenghtinny(m): 8:29am On Dec 10, 2020
Masonkaycares:
seriously the last FCBARCELONA match I watched was the one against Madrid 1-3 loss. Am not surprised by anything FCB throws at me again. Las las FCBARCELONA to death. Nothing can separate us while am alive.
Mes que un club cool
Sports / Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by lenghtinny(m): 7:25am On Dec 10, 2020
adioolayi:
Barcelona...


In a long while as a Barça fan, I will be watching our next UCL matches with open heart.... If we win, we win....If we lose, so be it...

I can't kill myself grin grin

You even get mind to watch their game...... Me I no Dey bother again.

These days, their wins shocks me more than their losses cheesy

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Properties / Re: My Tenant Has Refused To Pack Out For Over A Year Now, Help Please! by lenghtinny(m): 7:20am On Dec 10, 2020
Get a lawyer involved so you don’t end up on the wrong side of the law

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Education / Re: Katsina Govt Bans Whatsapp Groups In Schools & Prohibits Facebook Among Workers by lenghtinny(m): 9:25pm On Dec 09, 2020
Swipa:
Omo. Lol. Nigerians Howfa na? Look what I saw today.
Madness of the highest order
Celebrities / Re: This Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World(photos) by lenghtinny(m): 9:12pm On Dec 09, 2020
Stanl3y:


That's Bella Hadid and she is indeed the most beautiful because she is said to have the most perfect face.
How did you dumbos come up with the sentence "perfect face"

E be like say dem use your brain lick draw soup

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Romance / Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by lenghtinny(m): 4:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
So you want to shorten your lifespan because you have invested in her......

Don't worry when she finally gives you some things that will make you go through excruciating pain while urinating, maybe your brain go pick up
Travel / Re: Recent Images of Abeokuta Rail Terminal and the Surrounding Areas by lenghtinny(m): 11:49am On Dec 09, 2020
helinues:
grin grin

Wow, Oya, come and see physical dividend of democracy.

God bless Buhari and Apc government for this..

Btw, I thought some people said Abeokuta is littered with Brown roof's house?
Welcome to my city cool

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Crime / Re: Commercial Driver Attacks LASTMA Official With Pestle (Graphic Picture) by lenghtinny(m): 6:10am On Dec 09, 2020
The driver needs a mental evaluation angry

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Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by lenghtinny(m): 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2020
MeeztaFabulouz:


You can call me a fool, its fine. But I don't wish you my situation and pray you never meet depression.
People go through depression everyday just like you for different reasons....:,

But it’s totally wrong to contemplate suicide because of a cheating spouse..... Your children are more than enough for you to stay alive.
Politics / Re: #FasholaHatesNorth: Northerners Register Dissatisfaction With Fashola, Minister by lenghtinny(m): 8:34am On Dec 07, 2020
EdoFirstBorn:
Serves the southwest right

They as it's in their DNA betrayed the rest of the south

Karma is real.. all the evil they do will revisit them

These days southwest is.reslly getting it from all sides grin

Damn no one likes that tribe at all

Not even themselves..

Growing up in Auchi then the first impression I had of other tribes was hatred.. thanks to my Yoruba landlord who starts early in the morning telling you how Hausa are evil and ibo are demons and my Edo people are lazy and prostitutes

I hated these tribes and my own and wanted to be Yoruba but as I grew up i started to see through his lies and I realized this is what Yoruba people do

They make you hate others and try to make you love them

Now karma is dealing with them lately


You are extremely stupid.....

So your experience with your lousy landlord is enough to judge a tribe. It’s obvious you haven’t gotten rid of your landlords influence over your psyche

Both you and your landlord are birds of a feather engaging in fallacy of hasty generalization.

Otondo forming George bush

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Politics / Re: Ohaneze Ndigbo Wades Into Feud Between Gov Umahi And Anyim by lenghtinny(m): 5:44am On Dec 07, 2020
KosiGee:
He said the South East Governors have approved a parting gift of a Prado jeep to Chief Nnia Nwodo, and Igwe Alfred Achebe, the outgoing President General of Ohaneze Ndigbo and outgoing Chairman of South East Traditional Rulers council respectively.


Prado is made by Toyota and not Jeep so Prado is not Jeep.

You can compare Toyota Prado to Jeep Grand Cherokee. Both are Sports Utility Vehicles (SUV)

All SUVs are not from Jeep.

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Celebrities / Re: I Have No Plan To Remarry - Angela Okorie by lenghtinny(m): 11:31am On Dec 05, 2020
It's obvious you are mentally disturbed...

All you do is spill your vile and bitterness on men related issues.... If one or two men are responsible for your misery, it's high time you snap out of it because you sound like a broken record already.....

Those people you call real men were extremely polygamous which I'm sure you and your fellow Feminazis in this age will never accept from any man.

Funny enough, it's only bitter women like you that knows what real men looks like in their figment of imagination.


Zzor:
These men have succeeded in making marriage so uninteresting,99percent of marriage problems are caused by men.Our fathers are the real men, real men have gone into total extinction, just a handful of them still present in our midst .
Celebrities / Re: I’ve Been Looking For Her, If I See Her I Will Kneel Down And Beg – Motara by lenghtinny(m): 4:25pm On Nov 29, 2020
A large percentage of Twitter community is made up of ridiculously stupid people.....

Especially those ones that calls themselves influencers

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