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Politics / Re: Student Who Created Jonathan Parody Twitter Account Detained For 54 Days by lenghtinny(m): 7:35pm On Jul 28, 2020
seunmsg:


I can bet you missed the “Not GEJ” clearly written on the profile. How’s “Not GEJ” an impersonation if GEJ?

See, the court will decide ilthus matter eventually but I stand 100% with the young man that Jonathan is trying to harass and humiliate using his influence as a former president.
Rubbish talk.....

You stand with the man because of your hatred against Gej as a buhari apologist....

Dey there dey beef Gej while the buhari you worship everyday on NL continues to honour him....
Travel / Re: My Friends Exploiting Money From Me, Advice Needed by lenghtinny(m): 7:02pm On Jul 27, 2020
ikoroduarea:


Not at all. Nothing like favour for me at all. We are just friends. Thanks.
Dude you don’t know the kind of battle God conquered for you when the visa didn’t work out....
Na you still Dey carry the history you guys had together for head. You don’t mean shit to them, you are just a means to an end.
Cut them off bro, they will definitely say shits about you to people but trust me a year from now no one will pay attention to their sob story....

That was how I cut off one leech who was generating bad energy yet feeling funky on my account.... He resorted to slander, spreading malicious tale about me but I cared less. He got tired of sounding like a broken record after some time and tried to get in touch but then the ship had sailed already.

Those guys will drain you if you don’t use your head. And trust me, they will be the first set of people to mock and throw jabs at you when they finally succeed in pulling you down to ground zero.

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Crime / Re: 5 Teenage Highway Robbers Arrested In Ogun by lenghtinny(m): 11:08am On Jul 27, 2020
Akube balenciaga gengangry
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At A Wedding Affected My View On Gender Equality by lenghtinny(m): 12:44am On Jul 27, 2020
purpinkx:


Don't mind them.

And NockMedia is here saying he should have walked away, with juice in his clothes.

And when the same guy meets another woman at the ATM claiming she came before him, he should make way.

And then at the filling station, the supermarket.

Men should always walk away.

Untill women start feeling entitled, every “Good’ man should walk away when a woman start nonsense




Don’t mind that fool........

Let me tell you a little story.....

When the FG lifted the lockdown for the first time two months ago, I visited a bank to make some transaction. Because of the social distancing rule in the banking hall, people were jam packed outside the bank premises little space. That was how I spent almost six hours standing.
The funny thing was majority was there to complain about one thing or the other.
Then luck finally smiled on me when one of the banking officials told me to go in. Suddenly, One local lowlife girl just came out of nowhere and started screaming at the top of her voice that I will not enter, they have kept her in the sun for hours and they want to allow me to enter. The buffoon probably thought I was trying to use man know man to enter the hall.
What got me angry was she started pulling my shirt from the back trying to prevent me from entering. I turned and challenged her and the way she was behaving, one would think I was the one that prevented her from entering hall.... It took a lot of will power to resist the urge from laying my fingers. Even after people around told her I’d been there all along, this girl wasn’t remorseful. She continued blabbing like a demented fowl.
Imagine when I faced her, I was the one people were telling to keep quiet for her even when it was obvious she was wrong. Another stupid woman was telling me I shouldn’t have raised my voice at her, that I was behaving like a woman for responding to her harassment. Then I asked the woman if I was the aggressor trying to rip her clothes in public, will they blame her for my actions. She went mute...

The silly ass men that was present were trying to downplay the issue by uttering nonsense like we would go home together and other jargons.

Las las, the girl’s five minutes madness delayed for another one hour. But before I got in, she tried to pick fight with another person and that one embarrassed her very well.

It wasn’t the first time I go just Dey my dey, and woman go just bring her trouble come my doorstep. In fact the only time I ever slept in a police cell was because of woman palaver....

That’s why a woman cannot win my sympathy easily based on her gender. My experience with them over the years has shown me how devious and crafty they are.

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Celebrities / Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by lenghtinny(m): 2:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
ukaface:
who defined it as a miss?
Google is your friend angry
Politics / Re: Ondo 2020: Eyitayo Jegede Wins PDP Primary by lenghtinny(m): 7:31am On Jul 23, 2020
textilemania:


Your last paragraph tho! Was it not same jegede that contest against Aketi at the last guber? lol
Jegede will be floored again but I believe the margin won't be as it was in the last election.
You definitely don’t live in Ondo state....

What messed up Jegede’s chances in 2016 was Jimoh Ibrahim’s anti party activities.

Four years later, Jegede remains Aketi’s biggest threat to his second term ambition. Even Aketi was taunting the guy back in February over some road in Akure.

Most importantly, majority of Ondo citizens are disgruntled with Aketi and his family. I’m sure the governor won’t go to sleep yet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by lenghtinny(m): 7:13am On Jul 23, 2020
mrkings84:


I pity u cos if we catch u next season eh... U go smell ur anus with ur nosemask

Na so una Dey talk every season grin

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Celebrities / Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by lenghtinny(m): 11:40pm On Jul 22, 2020
Is Runtown normal at all

To all of una wey Dey applaud Runtown on this one, Na racism complex Dey worry una...... This one is obviously a miss.

I’m not insecure about my skin color.... My opinion won’t change if she was white or hispanic

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by lenghtinny(m): 11:35pm On Jul 22, 2020
mrkings84:


This team is gonna go places from next season



I see talent, vigour and youthfulness
I see washing soda....

Ride on pasta
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Meet The Boss Lady Who Owns A Mini Estate And 9freezed Embryos In SA by lenghtinny(m): 10:53pm On Jul 21, 2020
All this at just 26 years.....

Men she dey try
Travel / Re: One Of The Things Most People Get Wrong About Russia? by lenghtinny(m): 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2020
The asphalt does not change the fact that Russia is a big brother to belarus angry
Politics / Re: Senate Asks Service Chiefs To Resign by lenghtinny(m): 1:46pm On Jul 21, 2020
Na now day dey break for their side angry

The Burukutu snake man don already talk am say na citizens go end insecurity...

That alone is enough to send him back to his village in Borno but the legislathieves gat no balls.....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UAE Successfully Launches Hope Probe, Arab World’s First Mission To Mars by lenghtinny(m): 7:10pm On Jul 20, 2020
Dubai has a ministry for advance science but here a redundant ministry has swallowed up science and technology
Celebrities / Re: Fans Expose New Housemate’s Marriage Pics After Declaring Being Single (photo) by lenghtinny(m): 5:37pm On Jul 20, 2020
BBnaija has always been built on lies.....

So what do you expect angry
Education / Re: JAMB Directs Tertiary Institutions To Begin Admission Processes August 21 by lenghtinny(m): 4:55pm On Jul 20, 2020
Someone should ask Ishaq what’s going to be the fate of SS3 students that wrote jamb this year......

The ministry of education is obviously suffering from some bouts of mental illness for them to instruct jamb to give higher institutions go ahead to conduct post utme yet refuse to allow students write an exam that is very essential to their admission

Horpeyemme:

No only awaiting students apply for admission abi? � Jamb said students with O-Level results are 536,813 so what are u telling me now
So because they are over 500k, then they should proceed with an unfair advantage.....

That’s selfish at best angry

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Crime / Re: #JusticeForIzu: Izu Madubueze Commits Suicide After False Rape Accusation by lenghtinny(m): 11:41am On Jul 20, 2020
Make I hear say I kill myself because one pained b*tch accused me falsely on social media of all places....

Most of these Ajebo kids are so weak mentally and emotionally angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Took My Phone And Uploaded Her Pictures On My Whatsapp Status by lenghtinny(m): 6:00pm On Jul 19, 2020
Only a myopic being will feel okay with her actions...... Except you are okay turning your love life into a reality show like keeping up with the khardashians......

Social media has created a lot of small minded creatures in this current dispensation.

If they are not trying to prove to people who don’t give a flying eff about them that they are rich by showing off virtual wealth online, then they are trying to appear to be in a happy healthy relationship by posting their boos and baes with some lovey dovey bullsh*t

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Phones / Re: How To Change Your Whatsapp From A Normal Account To A Business Account by lenghtinny(m): 2:43pm On Jul 18, 2020
Even those wey no get business Dey WhatsApp business angry

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Celebrities / Re: COVID-19: Aishwarya Rai And Her Daughter Test Positive by lenghtinny(m): 1:18pm On Jul 18, 2020
chiddyok:
I’m grateful for my black, ever young skin. Chai, see her neck old pass my mama wey be grandma own. And my mama no be celebrity.
You are suffering from inferiority complex diluted with envy.....

The information about your mother isn’t necessary...:

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Are La Liga Champions by lenghtinny(m): 10:01pm On Jul 16, 2020
Congrats Madrid

Barca just fumbled with the lead they did last year in liverpool
Health / Re: Anambra: Woman, Houseboy Die After Burning Charcoal To Warm Her Room (Graphic) by lenghtinny(m): 5:27pm On Jul 16, 2020
Nwaide01:
This story is incomplete because if that charcoal pot I see there is the one retrieved from the said room then it means there's foul play somewhere, first when you light charcoal in the night what's left of it in the morning is only soot so there's no way you'll see the amount of left over cinder as seen in that pot,secondly the amount of co4 that will be omitted from that pot will be too low to kill human being.
The cause of the problem here is not really the amount of CO in the atmosphere but the fact that there is no ventilation. I believe the CO produced relates to the heat generated in that room because as the energy is being produced, the carbon is being converted to CO.
Since there is no ventilation, the CO produced from the heat needed to keep the room warm should be enough to kill them

If CO infiltrates the atmosphere and there is no O2 to react with it in order to convert it to CO2 especially in an enclosed space like a small room, then death is imminent for anyone in the room. It just a matter of seconds to few minutes because CO replaces Oxygen in the body system to form carboxyhaemoglobin and you know how quick a body can give up once it’s deprived of oxygen.
Politics / Re: Yamah Mohammed: Senators Slam Ambassadorial Nominee Over Comments On APC Crisis by lenghtinny(m): 8:51am On Jul 16, 2020
APCNig:


No, it is his contributions to PDP, IPOB and Ohanaeze that should qualify him. We have defeated you in two consecutive elections and it seems the nightmare is still fresh in your memory
E be like say your brain Dey leak.....

All you Apc goats been doing for the past five years is to outdo the useless umbrella party in lawlessness and you broom waving gorillas has done excellently well in that aspect

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Politics / Re: Tolulope Arotile's Death: Shehu Sani Mourns Combat Helicopter Pilot by lenghtinny(m): 10:15am On Jul 15, 2020
May God rest her soul....

Good people don’t last
Celebrities / Re: My Body Attracts Female Fans – Crackydon Confesses by lenghtinny(m): 1:55am On Jul 07, 2020
Just a regular with too much maggi in his mouth

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Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu Tests Negative For Coronavirus by lenghtinny(m): 11:58pm On Jul 06, 2020
Atk1nson:


grin grin

Same way Ajimobi 'died' once he lost the chairmanship tussle.........
I think say na only me notice the intrigues that led to the announcement.
It proves further that Tinubu is just another dirty politician with the usual selfish interests

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Sports / Re: Ghana Players Yet To Forgive Luis Suarez's 2010 World Cup Handball by lenghtinny(m): 7:09pm On Jul 02, 2020
Did Suarez ever seek for their forgiveness
Sports / Re: Qatar's 2022 World Cup 'diamond In The Desert' Stadium Completed by lenghtinny(m): 3:22pm On Jun 29, 2020
icankel:
My country is busy fighting corruption and feeding school children at home. Am still searching the person that chose Nigeria for me
No your country is busy fighting for the soul of a common party

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Loyalists Want Breakaway From APC by lenghtinny(m): 2:38pm On Jun 29, 2020
nairavsdollars:
If truly he want to become President, moving out of APC is not a good idea. ACN is a southwest party. How many votes can Afonjas alone give him?
ACN is Tinubu’s party and not a Southwest party.....

In a free and fair election, Nowhere in the southwest is sure for Tinubu and minions....

Everybody don wise up, forget all this online Tinubu miscreants....

The Osun they delivered easily to Ribadu in 2011, they had to rig to make his cousin governor in 2018....

Why do you think he did everything possible to make Adelabu governor in oyo state last year.

It’s just to oil his rigging machinery in the southwest when the time comes but it looks like the time may never come.

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Politics / Re: Fayemi's Failed Mission To Villa With Giadom by lenghtinny(m): 3:25pm On Jun 24, 2020
sarrki:
Fayemi is a traitor an enemy combatant


He deserves to be treated onward with Rotimi amaechi with el rufai as an enemy of the state

I never hide my feelings for him from onset

He’s an enemy of the state

Even you sarrki is an enemy of state for supporting all these stupid opportunistic power mongers that has been serving the country unending drama for the past one week

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Politics / Re: Fayemi's Failed Mission To Villa With Giadom by lenghtinny(m): 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2020
Too many cooks don spoil the broth for the Lagos landlord

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