₦airaland Forum

Rule no 1

Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid.

I have a fading memory of being sexually assaulted as a little child by an older girl. Today, I do have my doubts about the occurence of the incidence itself, but the memory is there albeit only faintly. Perhaps, I have done an excellent job as kid in pushing the ugly scenes out of my head. The only sad thing is that the psychological effects of that unfortunate event persists till date.

Nikita1:
Hello friends, I have heard so much about NL. I'm new here and willing to make friends. Anybody to show me around

Welcome to NL. You are not the only newbie around here. I'm one too .

What can I say? Thanks to y'all that commented. I learnt a deal and laughed at the funny comments too. Thanks.

Can anyone help? A friend just asked me and I, uncharacteristically, couldn't say anything of note.

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishilove.

homealone2:
#End-time kiss#

#End-time comment#

Diddyydiva:
good for you

Whatever. .

jummex8228:
Get your interpreter to interpret it for your in french if you don't understand english.

You are highly ignored.

Btw, the bolded clearly shows how well you speak English yourself.

ZeeAfrica:
lol so u r datin someone who kisses like a chicken! U better teach her how to kiss, den go see a dentist on monday morning

Alright ma'am.

Diddyydiva:
no its
Thomasandra
.

I was close then. .

cruzita:
my brother next time be careful when kissing your rabbit sorry girlfriend

My girlfriend is not a rabbit!

ZeeAfrica:
Was yo tooth already weak or is yo girl's mouth dat dangerous?

I think it's her mouth o. My tooth can't be weak na. I brush at least three times a day. And I flush too. . I mean floss.

Diddyydiva:
if I believe this story , it shouldn't rain in Nigeria for 7 years

Something tells me your real name is either Thomasa or Thomasina.

That's a way of saying, you can doubt for Africa.

wtfCode:
ohh no need, u're really mad.

You have come to a premature and very wrong conclusion about me sir.

chibwike:
Lemme not just insult you, fool

If indeed, I'm a fool then you must be a bigger fool for recognising me so easily.

Mtcheew, frustrated niccur.

obiorathesubtle:
No worry,, she go shiiit am out.. you just need to clean am then go meet dentist make e plant am back.

Thanks for the advice bro.

wtfCode:
op, u dey madt?

Is that a question or a question?

xpac01:
Sorry bro.

Thanks bro

jummex8228:
You re noticed. Praise the lord

What is this one saying?

As I type this, I'm using my left hand to mop blood that is furiously spurting from the part of my gum where my left upper canine used to be.

Is it a crime to date a Ronaldinho teeth girl ni bayi? Eh?

I would have posted pictures but my phone's camera is exactly like the one that Airforce1 used to take his pictures with Pinkycutie abi what's her name.