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spikes C: Am single and seriously searching and by your dp, i think we're compatible

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And i just spotted u at the Politics Bar Joint thread

Its the spirit my lady, taking a breather off the buzzing traffic in most threads where seriousness are over-exercised.

U're Lertee? [/color]

Oh yes,that is my favorite hangout,I am a bartender there,men get too serious on the politics section but they can be sweet when they get to the bar you know

spikes C: Sweety, u just got my attention. Are u single and searching

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe...

Cos u love to explore weird initiatives, which isn't bad if u ask me [/color]

Like seriously,when you read some stuffs,you just smile. I have been reading this thread and see me here laughing. Such humorous display

OAM4J: What can I say? I am too generous like that and I will like to help my sister/staff in cold.

Erm... erm.. meet me in my office, we need to discuss some important matters about the bar.

hmmm,anyways no shaking,since it is about the bar. We need to move it forward,we need more drinks and other things.

BB12: A friend of mine called few days back that he wanted to call off his wedding which was fixed for October.

His reason was that he just ran into his old girlfriend who is more beautiful, and that she loves her. According to him, the girl was outside the country and since she is finally back, he would like to continue the relationship and marry her!

To say I was shocked was an understatement 'cos from what I know, he doesn't bluff. He wanted my opinion and I told him #summary#..."People ain't soccer balls you can toss wherever and whenever you like". Nairalanders, please what's your take on this?

OAM4J: Cold morning?

Damm! Ilugunboy is not doing a good job. You should wake up from bed sweating, cold or no cold.

With me there is no cold season, only hot seasons.... Ask Mukina2, rocktation, Missy B, deols and all my ex wives

Lilimax: Im good and you?

Very fine,cold morning though.

berem: LOL! I was actually referring to oko mi, my husband. Thanks for the clarification.

talktimi: its actually going to be a straight contest between Okija juju and Musiwa... May the best candidate win sha, madam barman pls give me 2 bottles of cooold gulder make i take face this ph rain abeg

Lilimax: Good morning peeps.
Hope you had a wonderful night rest

joseph1832: The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) on Wednesday in Minna presented N26.7 million cheques to the families of the two corps members killed in the 2011 post-election violence in Niger.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that 61 other corps members who were injured during the violence are also to benefit from the gesture.

Alhaji Saidu Kpaki, Secretary to the Niger State Government (SSG), who presented the cheques on behalf of the government, advised youths against being used as thugs by politicians.

“Time has come when youths should take their destinies in their hands by resisting politicians who would lure them to self destruction for personal gains’’, Kpaki said.

The deceased corps members were; Ademola M. Adejoke and Nwali C.Ifeoma with NYSC registration number NG/10A/353 and NG/10A/614, respectively.



“I do not see the crisis as that of religion. May be it is political or joblessness or as a result of poverty. Tell whoever that wants to recruit you as thugs to bring his or her son to lead the way.

“Taking up arms in the name of religion is against all known religious norms. Religion is, and should be out of one’s volition. it is never compulsory.”

Earlier, Mrs Justina Andirya, the NYSC Coordinator in Niger, said the Federal Government was pained by the death of the corps members and the sufferings of the injured.

She said no amount of financial compensation would replace the dead loved ones.

Andirya said the financial support for the injured was based on the degree of injury.

In his remarks, Mr Adebayo Adesanya, President of the Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship (NCCF), expressed appreciation to the Federal Government for the gesture. (NAN)

Source: http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/09/26/nysc-presents-n26-7m-to-families-of-dead-corpers/?wt=3

berem: true my sister. I watch more of Yoruba films than any other movie. I even hear some elderly women address their fellow women as "oko mi".I just wonder if it's a way of salutation or what? I need an enlightenment please!

LMAO
Ok now,“oko mi” means my husband. A woman addresses her husband this way,if she has a child she can also address him or her as “oko mi” cos it is believed that our children are still our husbands. This is the reason an elderly woman refer to a younger woman as “oko mi”.
“Oko mi” again can mean another thing if a different stress is drawn on it or removed from it. Lemme give u examples:
Oko mi = my husband
Oko mi=my farm
Oko mi = my manhood
Oko mi = my stone
They may have the same spelling o but they have different stress which makes their pronounciation different.
I actually thought you knew the meaning of “oko mi” as (my manhood) that was why i bolded and put lip sealed,I was just trying to catch humor from it.

berem: Is that not how Yoruba women address their men?

Na so yoruba women dey address their husband true true.
But u know say yoruba na one funny language, that phrase now get different meaning

berem: pele o oko mi! have your nkwobi and drinks to step it down. sorry i came in late.

Katsumoto: I see you too. How you doing?

*If not that Ilungunboy is my padi I ......*

CFCfan: Do you like Mercedes Benz?

Ofcourse,l would prefer A-class or S-class.

Katsumoto: Abeg step aside, you can't handle the booty on that lady. Lertee na eran agba.

talktimi: madam i wan buy you motor this evening, first chop a basin of nkwobi while we discuss the brand you want

One basin of nkwobi inside which tummy,nba.
Let us talk about the very car erm I mean the ride, a toyota venza would do for now or honda crosstour,I don't want u spending too much.

sholay2011: Thanks to the mods oh for putting my script on frontpage. Seun Osewa has promised to pay me the allowance attached to such

I found you here at last. That was a nice piece you got there.
A very good message not to trust too much. Poor mary