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San Miguel: Chaiii Lertee, denying me because of sokoletiiiiiiii. Smh

I love chocolate,what have u bought for me

xynerise: mo wa gan. Na only u be better person jare. Others na yeye antelope

Bites his antelopic nose

San Miguel: Your chocolates gift will explain it better.

De gong can you see what i'm talking about? He is just jealous

[quote author=DE_GONGS]

Lertee what says you over this?[/quote]Don't mind that dude,he doesn't know what he wants,he is in love with all the women on this thread. He is jealous cos we are nice to you

San Miguel: Your friends could be your worst enemies. . I beg na joke i dey oo. Dem be nice winshes.

Jealousy go kee you

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Thanks lertee for your analysis.
Saying one could be annoying sometimes could be said of all of us depending on how one perceives us at a particular point in time. I for example may have annoyed someone since I started being serious here but the person didn't take it serious and I too had at one time felt ill addressed but I didn't take it serious and I didn't go concluding that the fellow is a bad business just cos of that.

I take it that Mimi's problem with the Spikes guy is UNDERSTANDING as noted.
I also concur on you description of Mimi - she's a no Shi.t taker and am quick to add that she thrives well with level headed guys and could be a very good ally if she finds you a no threat around her. She's good![/quote]You are welcome..so who did you annoy and who annoyed you?

San Miguel: Maria see wetin u cause, you don let the iyaloja of the association of winshes dey mock me. Lertee what is funny

Shebi you are our olobe abi.....ajekunrin

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]your dear? since when?

Egbon, drink ya medicine o![/quote]

Barkin ladi is different from Jos oga Ade,stop misleading people.


May the souls of the dead rest in peace.

ochon: Tabh?. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


LIPsy doesn't share at all. Plus that sexy babe is feisty, I can't handle her

Lol,i didn't see this
You fall ma hand so you dey fear babe for that aspect and you dey here dey give me peasant lines..

ochon: Good night all. Thanks for the chat and reading.


Lemme retire to my bed, as SOM don go hide

Alright me too. Sleep tight....goodnight GH

ochon: I'm a KING in these things, I'm just restraining myself

Mechionu there,which babe have you successfully gotten to yourself here?


See ghana boy chai,ochon u suppose shame walai

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Toasting a woman is like
disemboweling the proverbial ant. If you're very patient, you will get hold of its intestines (love). #No rush[/quote]You must have a degree in womanology,i mean just look at this? Ochon na ghana boy dey teach u work gwad

dommfa: Ochon you be first class agbaya..

Take kwame's advice though.."Don't give up on the women of your dreams [s]it doesn't matter if they are with njokus\jekyll\reinc for now[/s]

Goodnight everyone...

Special goodnight to ghkwame...

Ochonolertee, you can choke on your popcorn now

Yimu,specialgoodnight nikan ko

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Sorry! But there won't be any action tonight.[/quote]Ok i understand it won't be tonight....some other day then,we will keep up with you.

dommfa: Lol at these two peasants...

You want to force out the flirt in daddykwame...

Go to bed cos na where I dey go be that...

You mean u need privacy with your new catch alright,we can do d needful

ochon: He has replied. He's so bold and daring. He knows how to attract lovely ladies. First THE AMAKA, and now SOM . The dude is so sleek in getting 'em ladies

Wow,just seeing this..we are about to have a new born.....erm,ghana to nigeria *clears throat*

Ghkwame,we are waiting please,this popcorn is going down

dommfa: Smh...go to bed..

Ghkwame is about to unleash his desire and u expect me to go to bed? Nahhhh

ochon: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1425972_Poppy_jpg01d1bf7b9b95ad7ad40f18a3ae803768

Make i share with you and watch as event unfolds tonight.

dommfa: Lmao..emi naa ko..moni ki omo ibo yen ko mi eebu ibo ni, o de so amu nkita...

Omo mehn,those words hot small o,like kilode. Anyways na bad thing person dey learn first for other people language...nkita,nkita,nkita ooooooo

ochon: Lwkmd

Amu = díck
Nkita = dog

Meaning dog's JT

Hahahahhaa,what does that mean?....jeez SOM,kileso de ibi aja ati kini aja?

ochon: LMAO. Lertee, I need a doc. Doomfa just cracked my ribs with is hilarious post that I emboldened

Please what's the meaning??

ochon: Sorry swerry, but you deserve this slap for your inhumane NO-HOPE-zoning

No hope zoning lol...oh pllllleeeaaaassseeeee

dommfa: Lol..pele, but don't be tempted to allow ochon share your duvet with you...I can tell a hoorny dude fron the no of times he uses the wink emoticon..

My day was good o, still on the naming prep matter..

Lol NJ is here so no space for Ochon under my duvet..
He needs to go further,or you may help a friend in need,ochon.

dommfa: Lertee baby, how far..hope harmattan hasn't cracked your lips yet .

Babe,i dey o,how was ur day?
Harmattan no nice here aswear although chappet dey help my lips sha.

ochon: Some portion of the blame should be apportioned to him. He had 4 good months to buy good people to cover up the bad positions, instead he chose to look for MIDFIELDERS only as if it's our only area that we've been wanting . I blame him jare

Lol the worst is fellaini,gwad i hate that the guy is in man U. He has not delivered anything so far.
You know he can't buy forward again na,they will be too much. What does he want to. Do with rvp,rooney,chicharito and welbeck. They r ok for now you know.

San Miguel: Aunty how far?

Uncle how body?

San Miguel: Lertee.

Wetin i do?

ochon: WOW!!. Lertee . You be real fan o. Not all these Man-Utd-fan-for-mouth babes. LOL. And the dress fits you and your lovely smile. Goodu one. moyes don break my heart tire but seeing ladies like you supporting our team, gives me confidence that we'll be go back to our glory days. All these chelshìt, manshitty, liverfools and ássánal fans can't hold us back

Moyes is trying in his own way,he met the problem on ground and it is too big for him to solve. We should blame SAF.

ochon: LMAO. Never knew you were this serious about you being a man utd fan. Yes o, we're getting "there", one step at a time. Haters can mock us for a while, but when are back to form, we gon' open up a can of whoop ásses on them as we cruise to another EPL title

I am a dedicated man U fan,i've been repping for a long time..enemies must bomb.

ochon: *looks and see that njoku is still high on cow dung, increases his love gear*

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Erm, lerteeslim, can't you see how close we're up there? . Side by side . Flesh against each other. Your hands across my waist . My hands gracing your shoulder and giving you warmth in this cold weather for TWO? . See how synchronized our soul, pose and thoughts are while we sit together on the sands of the beach with breezy weather jealous cos of our presence . Plus the the fact you have a thing for me . Damn, I know the ladies love me but imma drop them for you . Just for you . What say you mammi? .





Njoku, this is how we greet in Igbo land, don't take it too serious. We're practicing how to play ludo and chess

Na me u dey oppress with lines abii,wait make i fetch tabh for you