₦airaland Forum

Chemiefatie:

idrezee: M putting d ring on it diz xmas and 'll do d societal wedding diz february if God agrees+ after voting 'll d best voted couple now be declared " Nairaland's best couple 2013?" Coz dats whr d real fun 'll be.

GentleMimi: Hi babe. Can u imagine the ish? I don vex!

GentleMimi: Dude,i take that as a huge insult! Thread with care! Who da fu*ck is Truckpusher? Where does our similarity begin and end? Pls end the joke now!

castielo: Hey guys, Mondi, Lertee, Mimi , Goretti, Miguel, Joey, pusher.. goodmorning. hope you all slept well?

Teddy12: Please help, im 29 years of old and my boyfriend stays in America . Her sister is the one who introduced me to him while she went on holiday to America. My boyfriend was staying with a American woman and they have a son together but not married. While the sister was there they fought constantly until my boyfriend move out of their house. The sister came back and was introduced to the mother . Everything was fine speaking with him daily and was telling me that soon i will join him to America. Lately he said he cant give up his house and has to go back as his son needs him. If i call him sometimes he doesnt pick the phone and Sometimes he doesnt return my calls. Do you think he went back to the baby mama. or just imagining things?

hustla: Sense?

Guess u didn't get that ,i ain't responsible for you.

ochon: Hmmm. So you like it?. Meaning you are proud of it. Good. So say it

Ehen, I just noticed something about you that I've been contemplating since. It's all good

dre11: you dey chase me
hum i dey suspect you
just make i no catch you red handed


the lecturer and her analogy
are you thinking of making babies next year that you have to choose pregant woman as the analogy to buttress your point

Don't worry we are coming next year

Funpeter: The home is the most Corrupt institutions cos everything start there until will rebuild d home we can't rebuild our nation.

dre11: just finish watching football
will soon go to my bed

ochon: Cos you want it to be a secret

dre11: are you soo sure
or
someone is using midnite calls to make you stay awake
i no just trust ladies with their phones and those midnite calls

dre11: na! I was talking about yesterday nite now!
So whats keeping you awake those nite
aleast i can count 2 consecutive nite you stay awake past 12am
so what kept you awake

ochon: Yeah. I now remember. When I started seeing your posts earlier think year, you used purple all through. I love it though. Your day is pretty interesting though, not boring like mine.

About your height, I won't spill it but I know it

@dre, yimu!!

dre11: hum!
What does red means to you

how was your nite and when did you people sleep yesterday/this morning
una dey try ooooooo

dre11: so mummy is still teaching you how to shop
you who we wan come pay her bride price early next year
and you still dey tell us hahahahah.....
*hides from her*

Seanord: Let us do what mummy and daddy normally do at night