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sweet-tease:
As for me, it doesn't have any switch, off or on. If a guy looks good dressed lik dat, fine, I'll admire him; if he doesn't, i won't.

i agree...i don't really think its a turn on or off too.

Pastor Olu T: Nice @ op

thankyou for commenting

yoddy: Boss sha? Just my own 10kobo.

Please help discourage others from commiting the same blunder too (this includes using IJN in place of in Jesus' Name).

yes...you're right. Thats why i've refuse to modify the post so people can see it and learn from it. Thanks alot for commenting.

yoddy: Are you sure you know him? If you really do, you would not replace the Christ in christmas with an X.

lolzz...you're the boss!

No means of measure can define His limitless love.
He's enduringly strong,
He's entirely sincere,
He's eternally steadfast,
He's immortally graceful,
He's imperially powerful,
He's impartially merciful,
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
He's the greatest phenomenon that has ever crossed the horizon of this world,
He's God's son,
He's the sinner's saviour,
He's the centrepiece of civilization,
He's unparalleled,
He's unprecedented,
He is the loftiest idea in literature,
He's the highest personality in philosophy,
He's the fundamental doctrine of theology,
He's the only one qualified to be an all sufficient saviour,
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HIM?
He supplies strength to the weak,
He's available for the tempted and the tried,
He sympathizes and He saves,
He strengthens and sustains,
He guards and He guides,
He heals the sick,
He cleansed the lepers,
He forgives sinners,
He discharges debtors,
He delivers the captives,
He defends the feeble,
He blesses the young,
He serves the unfortunate,
He regards the aged,
He rewards the diligent,
He beautifies the meek,
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HIM?
He's the key to knowledge,
He's the well spring of wisdom,
He's the doorway of deliverance,
He's the pathway of peace,
He's the roadway of righteousness,
He's the highway of holiness,
He's the gateway of glory,
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
His life is matchless,
His goodness is limitless,
His mercy is everlasting,
His love never changes,
His word is enough,
His grace is sufficient!
HE IS JESUS THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD!!! Merry xmas Nairalanders!!

I've decided to post the course content so you'll have a feel of what you'll learn. A total of 19 lessons to include 4 interactive sessions.

PART 1
> Getting started
> Understanding prayer
> Does God listen to all prayers?
> Let your faith move mountains
> First interactive session

PART 2
> The Why question
> The Who question
> The How to question
> Second interactive session

PART 3
> What about the Lord's prayer
> The When question
> The Where question
> Third interactive session

PART 4
> Prayer- will it help and will God hear?
> Prayer of intercession
> The Holy Spirit and prayer
> God and Me
> Fourth interactive session
> Summary

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> learn to tune your prayers to receive answers.
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Prayer has a lot of effect on a christian's life. It is quite essential to knowing God and growing spiritually as breathing is to living. Prayer isn't a power with which we create things or speak them into existence. It is rather a way of communicating and hearing from God. It's real purpose isn't to change God but to change you the pray-er. God knows every single feeling of a person's heart. Nothing escapes His attention. He sees, hears and knows everything including our prayer. His Word ''THE BIBLE'' encourages us to speak to Him about any matter that concerns us. One reason why we don't pray better than we do, or anymore than we do is that we have questions about prayer. These questions cause us uncertainty then our uncertainty neutralizes us and we become hesitant about prayer. Hesitant about going before God. Since God knows everything, why then should we have to pray to Him? What's the point of praying when God knows the future and is already in control of everything? If we can't change God's mind, why then should we pray? Jesus thought it worthwhile to pray, we should also. After He left, the Apostles in the book of Acts also placed great importance on prayer. A lack of prayer demonstrates a lack of faith and trust in God. We pray to demonstrate our faith in Him that He'll do as He has promised in His Word and bless our lives abundantly more than we can hope for.
Does God hear all prayers unconditionally? Does it matter where and when to pray? What good will prayer of intercession do us? What does God expect from us when we come before Him in prayers? Will God always hear us when we communicate with Him? The ecourse has answered all this. If there's one thing you need to hear, it's this: God loves you. That is all there is to it. He may not like everything you do, but He's never going to stop loving you. He is not impressed with your works at all. What He cares about is your heart. Many of us don't pray and ask God for what we need because we don't think we have a right to ask. Sometimes when we go before God, we feel like ''am I righteous enough'' or ''with all the bad things I've done, i know God is definitely angry at me and won't listen to me''. We have this feeling of guilt in us. But the Bible says God wants us to learn how to receive His mercies. God is ever loving. When next you're faced with challenges, weight decisions, or have things bothering your mind, go to God in prayers. You'ld be glad you did. He's always ready to hear us. Full access is available now for N1300 not N2000 again. Now you save N700. Call 08163015687 now to register.

made2fit: @OP, if ALL prayers to God are always answered, sincerely you wouldn't be on NL trying to organize a N2000 prayer seminar, would you?

what we're offering doesn't give a 100% assurance that all your prayers would be answered because we're not God since He's the only one that answers prayers. What we're offering will give you clues on how to present your prayers before God in a way that would please Him and attract His attention therefore giving you a higher tendency of your prayers being answered. Join the program and see for yourself. Feel God's presense. Learn at His feet.

Thank you all for taking the pain and time to comment. All comments have been presented before the board incharge including God. We are all filled with great joy, God bless you all. We've decided to post the content of this program.

We have a total of 19 lessons to include 4 interactive sessions and divided into 4 sections/parts. The lesson will run for a total of 35days equivalent to 5weeks.

PART 1
> Getting started
> Understanding prayer
> Does God listen to all prayers?
> Let your faith move mountains
> First interactive session

PART 2
> The Why question
> The Who question
> The How to question
> Second interactive session

PART 3
> What about the Lord's prayer
> The When question
> The Where question
> Third interactive session

PART 4
> Prayer- will it help and will God hear?
> Prayer of intercession
> The Holy Spirit and prayer
> God and Me
> Fourth interactive session
> Summary

That's it... FOR Personal Questions, call 08163015687. GOD BLESS YOU.

If you have any question, please leave a comment. Thankyou.

ACTIVATING YOUR PRAYERS FOR SPEEDY ANSWERS

Learn how to pray to get answers to your prayers.

Activating your prayers for speedy answers is a five weeks interactive course designed to lead you through the process of developing a personal relationship with God in prayer, teaching you the steps involved in building an effective prayer life; all you need to know to become efficient in prayers.

If you've had the experience of praying and receiving no clear answer, it's natural to wonder whether God had the prayer in the first place. Did He ignore the prayer? Should God's silence be taken as a "NO" answer? Will God always hear our prayers or not? Or is there anything that might have interfered with your prayers?

God wants to answer our prayers, but whether He answers or not is up to us. In this course, you'll learn the secrets of praying to attract God's attention, learn all tits and bits on why, where, how and when to pray to attract supernatural and speedy answers to your prayers. What makes this program unique is it's teaching skills and methods.

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> Membership in a private facebook group so you connect with your fellow participant.
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> Access to one on one calls to answer questions you might have.

Activating your prayers for speedy answers is a five weeks course that kicks off on Monday, November 25th 2013. Each week will bring you closer to your goal of learning how to tune your prayers to receive answers. Those who choose to pray find personalized comfort during hard times. READY TO GET STARTED? Full access is available now for N1300 not N2000 again. Now you save N700. Call 08163015687 now. After registering, you'll get a confirmation email within 24hours to get you started. Thank you and God bless you.

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Doing acts of kindness isn't as difficult as it may sound. Two things i keep in mind and that will certainly help you to try being a kinder person are these:

* You'll get what you give.
I know some people will be ungrateful and not reciprocating no matter what you may do but most people will over time, treat you as you treat them.

* It'll simply make your world a nicer and happier place to live in.

Now, how can you start doing acts of kindness in your daily life? I've got here, 5 ways to do it. You don't have to do them all. Pick two that is particularly meaningful to you and start spreading kindness today.

1.) Show gratitude.
Expressing gratitude in a simple 'thankyou!' or in a sincere sentence or two really works. When next someone does something really nice to you, don't hesitate to say 'thankyou!' This can really go a long way.

2.) Replace unconstructive criticism.
Encourage instead of excessive criticism. It helps people to both raise their self-esteem and to do a better job. In the long run, it'll make things more fun.

3.) Think about how people's kindness made you feel.
Take a break and try to recall a few times when other people's kindness really touched you. Now, think about how you can do those very same thing for someone in your life.

4.) Hide a kind note.
Leave a small note with a loving or encouraging sentence in your parent's or partner's hat, tea-container or book that he or she is reading right now. That minute of your time will put smiles on their faces.

5.) Do small acts of kindness too.
Hold up the door for someone, or ask if they need help when you see them standing around with a confused look, let someone skip ahead of you in a line if he's in a real hurry.

With that in mind, i'ld love to hear your thoughts on this in the comments. More suggestions and tips are welcome.

Doing acts of kindness isn't as difficult as it may sound. Two things i keep in mind and that will certainly help you to try being a kinder person are these:

* You'll get what you give.
I know some people will be ungrateful and not reciprocating no matter what you may do but most people will over time, treat you as you treat them.

* It'll simply make your world a nicer and happier place to live in.

Now, how can you start doing acts of kindness in your daily life? I've got here, 5 ways to do it. You don't have to do them all. Pick two that is particularly meaningful to you and start spreading kindness today.

1.) Show gratitude.
Expressing gratitude in a simple 'thankyou!' or in a sincere sentence or two really works. When next someone does something really nice to you, don't hesitate to say 'thankyou!' This can really go a long way.

2.) Replace unconstructive criticism.
Encourage instead of excessive criticism. It helps people to both raise their self-esteem and to do a better job. In the long run, it'll make things more fun.

3.) Think about how people's kindness made you feel.
Take a break and try to recall a few times when other people's kindness really touched you. Now, think about how you can do those very same thing for someone in your life.

4.) Hide a kind note.
Leave a small note with a loving or encouraging sentence in your parent's or partner's hat, tea-container or book that he or she is reading right now. That minute of your time will put smiles on their faces.

5.) Do small acts of kindness too.
Hold up the door for someone, or ask if they need help when you see them standing around with a confused look, let someone skip ahead of you in a line if he's in a real hurry.

With that in mind, i'ld love to hear your thoughts on this in the comments. More suggestions and tips are welcome.

Pastor Olu T: I agree with u about applying wisdom with spirituality and that money is necessary for somethings, but where in the scriptures does it says 'WITH MONEY WILL THE GOSPEL BE SPREAD ABROAD?

it is in the bible. I can't remember which part but i know it is.

SPIRITUALITY and COMMON SENSE

''...don't ever get too spiritual to a point that you loose your common sense. Common sense is a gift from God''.

In the world today, hundreds of thousands of people are being killed, destroyed and dehumanized by their spiritual mentors, who exploit their innocent and sincere but misplaced aspiration for spiritual development. For example, it's written in the bible that ''the LOVE of money is the root of all evil''. This doesn't say money is evil. It's the LOVE of money that is evil. This bible verse has caused alot of trouble making people believe that christians are not permitted to be rich where as, the bible also says that with money will the gospel be spread abroad. Nobody should lose his/her sense for spirituality. God is available to all. Do not ever forget, common sense is a gift from God.
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5 can't miss Tips on Controlling ANGER

Anger is a normal healthy response to a threat and may be used for a constructive purpose. Tell me, who doesn't get angry?....you're right ''NOBODY''. Anger isn't bad as long as it's controlled. Uncontrolled anger affects not just your health but your relationship with people.
Ready to get your anger under control? Then consider this 5 anger management Tips.

1.) Take a time out:
before reacting to any situation, take a few moments to breathe deeply. If possible, take a break from the person or situation until your frustration subsides abit.
2.) Get some exercise:
this works when you're about getting angry. Quickly, go for a walk or spend time doing other favourite activities. This stimulates brain cells leaving you happier.
3.) Think before you speak:
in the heat of the moment, it's possible you'll say something you'll regret. Take a moment to collect your thoughts before saying anything.
4.) Don't hold a grudge:
forgiveness works. It prevents negative feelings from swallowing you up. Not everyone will act the way you want all the time.
5.) Use humor to release tension:
lightening up can help diffuse tension. Don't use sarcasm, though-it can hurt feelings and make things worse.

Do you agree with this list? Do you think this advice will help you get over anger? Let me know your thoughts in the comments. Don't be shy.

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found this on www.fb.com/havfn Check through google. You'll find alot of light been shed on it.

Due to the increase in rape and other forms of assault in our countries, i've decided to share this 3 tricks to help our ladies guard themselves wherever they find themselves. As a lady, you can never tell where you'll find yourself and this tricks might help.

Know that, sexual assault is not only limited to rape. It includes other forms of sexual contact involving threats, force or intimidation. The saddest thing about this thing is that, even though the victim is not responsible for the act, the memory stays with her and haunts her for a long time. It also changes her out-look on life generally. Now Ladies, listen carefully
1.) Do not ignore your feelings if a place or person makes you uncomfortable. I'll advice you leave. Don't let anyone convince you to stay if your instinct tells you otherwise.
2.) Act confidently because the predators hunts for the unsuspecting and vulnerable prey. Walk confidently and stay alert always.
3.) React quickly! Scream! Escape! Fight back using the element of suprise and if possible, run to a safe place and call the police!
Thanks for taking time to go through this. May you never be a victim.
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I found out this facts about life and decided to share it so that i won't be the only one to feel the excitment. Here is it.
1.) If you're right-handed, you'll tend to chew your food on the right side. If you're left-handed, you'll tend to chew your food on the left.
2.) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
3.) Your tongue is germ free if it's pink. If it's white, then there's a thin film of bacteria on it.
4.) Laughing lowers level of stress hormones and strengthens the immune-system.
5.) Man's shirt have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
6.) Everytime you sneeze, some of your brain cells die.
7.) Human hair and finger nails continue to grow even after death.

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Pdizzle: My omoge wait
trailing ur sensual gait
i will follow u to the heavens gate
feed u in angels plate
your love..pure lyk the still waters
your gaze..make the bold stutter
your kiss.. makes nothing sweeter
your gaze..turn heads over
your voice..makes d birds wonder
for dyt
i will get in a fight
your sight
lifts me like a kite
no other place i'll rather be
than in your warm arms
no other person i'll rather see
im stuck in your beauty charms

nice work

Dyt: Y u no put her name

lol...she knows herself

When my hand is wrinkled so, its you that i'll still want.
As my hair turns silver and gray, remember me as I was yesterday.
My long red hair blowing in the breeze, we loved each other with ease.
Now in the park your hand I hold,
You keep me warm as it turns cold.
We sit on a bench and feed the birds, not a single word needs to be heard.
Remembrance of years gone by, we both smile...we both sigh.
Remembering our first glance, and for hours how we danced.
The flowers you gave to me for no reason, and the little things you did every season, made me a believer in true love. That kind that has been blessed from above.
Our children have grown and left our home.
To all this memory, we now own.
A treasure of love is between two hearts.
Our love has stood the test of time, we are still together, our souls entwined.
Until the day we shall pass from here, eternally we are one soul my dear.

LEARNING TO FORGIVE

''...the weak can never forgive; forgiveness is the attribute of the strong''- MAHATMA GHANDI

It's not easy to forgive, especially when we're hurt by friends, family members and those that are deemed close. The truth however is that, betrayal comes from acquaintances only. All faith approves forgiveness since there's no perfection in humanity; when we forgive, we do ourself more good because, we earn forgiveness.
Scientists have shown that, unforgiveness does great harm to the physical, emotional and mental part of a human being. Why not love yourself!

Our duty is to LOVE people always without expecting to be loved in return so we don't get disappointed.
''FORGIVENESS doesn't always mean you're weak. It means, you're strong enough to let go''.
To err is human. To forgive is divine.

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How to Effectively GRASP God's Word -3ways

1.) STUDYING:
to study is to work at what we read with the purpose of understanding, retaining and utilizing the information. As humans, we retain only 50% of what we study. One difference between reading and studying is that, when we read, we only scratch the surface but when we study, we dig into hidden treasures. Fresh revelations received while studying is recorded. It involves asking and answering questions when we read. We compare one verse of the bible with another and learn all that we can about it.

STEPS
* Fing a good study spot: this should be a comfortable place but not too comfortable so you won't fall asleep. It should be quiet.
* Manage your time: spend at least 30minutes studying the bible daily.
* Create a study plan: make a realistic study plan. 1 to 2 chapters of the bible daily. Find a way to follow through your plan.
* Take notes: note verses you'ld like to remember.

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9jagobetta: 5. Write out the specific things you need before going to shop and stick to it. 6. Do not keep money you do not need or too much money in hand or pocket as it will be spent easily and unnecessarily

thats correct.

Thankyou.

How To Control Your Spending-4 ways

Until you monitor every penny you spend, you'ld be suprised how much of your daily spending goes to waste. Here are four suggestions to help keep spending under control.

1.) Don't get distracted in the grocery store:
the less time you spend in the grocery store, the less chance you'll start buying items you don't need.

2.) Do not shop for recreation:
lavish shopping malls have turned shopping into entertainment. Shop only when you have a specific purchase in mind and stick to your plan.

3.) Choose your associations carefully:
the lifestyle of your friends greatly influence your desire. Choose friends who place less emphasis on money and material things.

4.) Avoid shopping to alter your mood:
shopping can temporarily lift you out of a bad mood. Instead of shopping to improve your mood, seek out supportive friends or engage in some physical activity.

More suggestions are welcome.
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