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Happy wife happy life.

Look like bro and sis.

You must be a fool.

Men wont beg forever.

Why do some Men like small boobs like man lol

So true! Only God defines me.

It looks like and move like a man.

May the dead bless there hustle.

Yes baba.Do i pain u o

neoapocalypse:
Are those really yours ( I mean the booobi )

Ladies dont even look the same!

I think a lot of fonts are forgetting that most of us women will like or start falling for a man after we have sex with them ie enjoyable sex. So we may not even like them in the beginning but after we have sex, and its good we start liking them.

Omfgawwwwwwd! This is toooo fukkin funny!

Tonyet1:
i went to Uniben last friday for a post graduate program and on reaching there i stayed with my friend who just got herself a new crush!

my beautiful-queen-related friend said she was crasily in love with a cool guy, really?i asked and she rushed me on my arms and took me to where he stays. on reaching there with her,

gooooooooosshhh!

the dude was a deaf and a dumb

like a true G, i notioned guy whats up?

and to my amasement, the guy said something like "e be be",  i was like yeah am okay because i thought maybe it was a slang or flow or something new in UNIBEN, but on more notioning i discovered my friends new crush could not talk

my meeting got me so embarrassed becos i was never prepared nor told of what i will meet, yeah the guy was so handsome and clean from head to toe, what most ladied will die for.

after everything, i got myself thinking men nothing we no go hear for Uniben though he was not a student of the school, i tried not to ask her, but curiosity wont let me be, so i asked her

Hello baby sister, what got u hooked up with that cute guy there, and she told me all the heaven and earth,like he told her that he liked her and all that

ok!so are they the reasons y u got carried away, and by the way how did you hear him tell you that? he smiled into my eyes while babbling, she said

so how do you intend to cope with the bey bey bey bey bey and hu hu and all of that, at this point i couldnt help but laughed heavily, and she began crying, now this was someone who has dated some really cute speaking Gs before now

well they say "wonders shall never end" and "true love could sometimes be found in unlovely things" i know but





pls fellow NLs how can i get my baby sister to see that she could be infatuated and not in love, and that is if am right

or if she is rite , plsssssssssss how can they cope with one talking and the other babbling

goooosssssssshhhhhh

i cant imagine this, someone help me or my queen sister out, she is 24 yrs of age

I just said this to someone.. What does it mean??

Aaaaaaah!!!


When you are in a heated arguement with another Lagosian especially conductors or those agberos and it looks very likely that a physical fight is on the way, just shout the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa ku leni!'
Say this and you would immediately notice a look of panic on the other guy's face.

Those lil pee pee boys dont belong to me!

Yes i would date him but i would NEVER go to his home.

Very good advice!

Zico5:
I like ur spirit. Let me tell u the truth, everyone pass through this very junction before either willingly or unwillingly. The first stage of ur healing is ability to speak out. Mastubation is very dangerous. I was in ur shoe before but I'm free now for the past ten years. Look, there are some steps u need to take to stop masturbation if u are not yet married. One, see mastubation as abnormal and something u must get rid of cos u may not believe it, there are some evil spirit with the act and this make it difficult to quit.
Secondly, stop watching pornography and delete any sexual picture or movies on ur phone. Stop reading anything relating to sex either on romance section in nairaland or novels.
Third, stop being in isolation for now until u conqure the act. Also dedicate ur time to something meaningful rather than sex. Run to God for help and make determination to quit at all cost.
Finally, there is something attached to masturbation that some of us don't know. Masturbation goes with badluck and intense hatred from people. U must notice that u hate urself once u engage in the act. That is the feeling of people towards u as well. I'm in my 40s and I assure u that u can only conqure by ur own will and determination. Marriage can't stop masturbation. I pray God help u in ur healings.

No those are the faces of Africa.

QuietHammer:
I'm pretty sure they are Jamaicans

Since he is amazing in bed then i am attracted to him ❤

Dimples182:
The catch is you are not attracted to the person at all but they are fantastic, out of this world, in between the sheets?

Ladies, I'm really interested in your thoughts in particular!

We know some men would but would most men do it?

Zero physical or sexual attraction...

Yes it does but takes lots of work.

The devil has ur joystick.

wahaladey7:
Why do i feel sexually satisfied with this woman than my own wife? I met her barely two months before my wedding. As clock was winding down for my marriage, i sighted her that faithful day along my street and later found out she stays in the neighborhood. I took a casual interest in her and one thing led to another, we started sleeping together. To me, it was a last minute affair to say goodbye to bachelorhood. Little did i know the widow with two grown children will hold my sexual appetite spellbound. When i got married, i swore to stop but never did. Till date (11 months after) i still haven't find enough courage to let go. The reason being that, she's just too good in bed. Damn, some people are just experts in the art! I give it to her. It has come to the extent that i weep internally whenever i am done being with her. How can i just turn away from the beautiful bride i married, only to be possessed by a widow? Yet i still can't stop! God SAVE me!

The one on right is the mum. Nice filter though.

Very nice compared to Nigeria.

Nice story. You should treat people by there soul not there clothes.

Not to bad. Worse where im from.

Cheap bastard!