E wants advice if u can't offer 1 dnt insult

Dude av been in ur situation but got off it wit d fact we aint meant to be by destiny.u r up against factors such as family which myt not b kul wit d fact u datin som1 older dan u r,but if dey aint gat ani grudges against d age difrnces...u r 1 up,2 is d fact u kip askn urself if u r taken d ryt decision nd if it aint gonna b somtin u myt regret later in d future,dude I"f u r fuckn sure u wnt rgret,dude u r 2 up but if u aint sure...dude play along, neva promise her marriage tins nd am fuckn sure tym wil tel "she wil find her way or probly stick wit u if u r truely meant to b".u mentioned her being younger dan her age if am ryt...if u r denm sure u myt stil luk of dsame age yrs to kom...bro u r 3 up kos I pray u dnt b d typ seekin for advanture outsyd wyl uv gat a wyf @ home as a result of her nt lukn attractive nd u blame it on age.above all "age is bullshit...itz d level of undstndin nd tolerance dat matas" Bleep wat pips gada say.

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation

This tips are for prospective corp
members and graduates preparing
for NYSC. This are things you need to
know before going to camp and after
leaving the NYSC Camp.

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that
you are leaving home for a
regimented life in the camp. Life in
the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may
confront you outside the camp. You
will not find it too comfortable, It' s a
camp and not your flat! Just be ready
for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very
Important one are

a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies,
Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the
above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or
Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of
items A,B, and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL
ALSO NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will
save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and
shorts (You will be given two sets but
you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a
white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy
days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it
in the camp but it will be more
expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap
and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and
two pairs of casual wear. Just have
them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important
especially for those dat sweat like
xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/
Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please)
cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good
cash pleas

Kinda funny to me...

How to detect if ur BF is a dull dude.

Gat outa my best relationship eva months ago nd itz was wit an older lady "3yrs older dan I am to b precised" nd d level of undstndin,tolerant, manner nd ways she interpretes nd decode words r outstndin.we analyz nd solve our relationship issues witout 3rd party nd daz simply because of d level of her maturity...I'd simply say she made me unstnd more wat relationship es meant to b nd lately av been wit a much younger gurl nd I just laff insyd of me weneva I spot difrnces nd bliv me, itz to a large xtnt...Doe itz very posble u can aswel find younger woman capable of exhibiting wat d older 1s cld offer but very rare kos dey stil feel dey r @ dia pik which is a problem.

chidexSmokey:

Not even April,but May

Omo na to find short term job b dat oooo

Olalekan(lexyshady)
Osun state college oof technology
Estate mgt
2014
Aniwia destiny takes me (but wld prfr eastern part of 9ja)

...Nd I hrd 2015 batch A r goin april,hw 2ru is dat news?