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GamingHow Much Is The Highest Money You Won On Sporting Betting by lexyzboy(op): 2:59pm On Apr 17, 2016
Punters.....have been playing sporting bets for the past five years..the highest money I won was N5500.....feel free to add yours
Jokes EtcSomewhere In Ibadan by lexyzboy(op): 9:23am On Feb 19, 2016
Naija...I hail oo

PhonesRe: Is The Blackberry10 Most Secured Security Pattern For Mobile Phone? by lexyzboy: 6:24pm On Feb 13, 2016
guys can it work on android too
CelebritiesRe: See The Trend OLAMIDE Has Started O! Feel Free To Add Yours! by lexyzboy: 12:30pm On Jan 07, 2016
iyalaya

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by lexyzboy: 3:25pm On Dec 29, 2015
godoluwa:
trust you boss
would have to enter the bet slip for final payment
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by lexyzboy: 3:13pm On Dec 29, 2015
godoluwa:
if you have cordial relationship with the agent & the winning is not heavy, u gonna get ur money tho you will part with some amount. its 100% possible to get your winning without the ticket. Pls nobody should ask me how.
how
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by lexyzboy: 3:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
godwinony:
You've lost the evidence of winning, they won't pay. Not that the paper is important as they only need the slip code number but then again anyone could copy off someone else's winning slip number to cash out at their office . Therefore for security purposes, they always request the slip.
that's mean the shop gonna own the money
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by lexyzboy: 2:37pm On Dec 29, 2015
mazizitonene:
u lost d slip but d game casted....I no understand undecided ....wetin u wan come do...e don cast na huh

Or are we missing something ?
the slip won
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by lexyzboy: 2:25pm On Dec 29, 2015
hello house....I placed a bet yesterday on Nairabet shop...but I lost the bet slip but the bet slip won....what can I do
Jokes EtcPhoto Of The Day by lexyzboy(op): 6:11pm On Dec 27, 2015
lmao....happy Sunday

Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by lexyzboy: 6:45am On Dec 16, 2015
can red toothpaste work too. I mean close up
PhonesRe: Football Manager Mobile 2016 Is Out!!!! by lexyzboy: 12:39am On Nov 21, 2015
add please 08144715967
SportsRe: CheckOut This Creative Picture Of Future Football Managers. by lexyzboy: 6:38am On Oct 17, 2015
Haywhymido:
Meaning of dis gibberish?? mourinho we knw, now who d fucck is lexxyzboy?? Keep hating on a man, u can never be great as he is.
guy u dont have to display your inherited madness here....are you mourinho
SportsRe: CheckOut This Creative Picture Of Future Football Managers. by lexyzboy: 8:45am On Oct 16, 2015
huh..future coaches....still better than Mourinho
Phones4 Nokia World Records That Will Shock You by lexyzboy(op): 9:59pm On Oct 11, 2015
Nokia in conjunction with microsoft has being keeping us busy with
new flagships like Nokia lumia 950 and 950XL, here are there world
record.

1 The World’s Most Listened To Ringtone
The Nokia tune Grand Valse was written in 1902, composed by
Spanish composer Francisco Tarrega, Anssi Vanjoki along with Lauri
Kivinen, is now heard worldwide an estimated 1.8 billion times per
day.

2 The World’s Biggest Cinema Screen
Nokia constructed a cinema so huge that it had to be watched from
outside.
The screen was of 1,428 square meter about *51 x 28 meters* was
held in place by two giant cranes were viewers watched the Prince of
Persia movie projected by four XLM HD30 projectors each weighing
about 140 kilos.

3 The World’s Most Popular Phone
The Nokia 1100 holds the world record for most popular phone, with
250 million sold worldwide.

4 The World’s Most Popular Mobile Game
Do you guys remember the snake game programmed for the Nokia
6100 series of handset, is not embedded in over 350 million device
worldwide all though overtaken years ago.if

Nairaland GeneralPoliceman Who Made Bullet Proof From Local Materials Decorated With New Rank by lexyzboy(op): 7:57am On Sep 01, 2015
You may recall that on the 22nd July, 2015 during a one-day working visit to Bauchi State Police Command by the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Solomon Arase NPM,fdc, one F/No 218346 Sgt Godwin Hosea presented a fabricated bullet proof jacket which he manufactured locally and at affordable price to the Inspector-General of Police during a lecture parade at the Bauchi Police
Command State Headquarters. As a result, a visibly happy IGP instantly promoted the Sergeant to the rank of Inspector with effect from 22/07/2015.
While decorating the newly promoted Inspector, the Commissioner of Police Bauchi State Command, CP Mohammed K. Mohammed psc(+) congratulated the Inspector and urged him to rededicate himself to duty and reciprocate the gesture done to him by the Inspector-General of Police.
He further enjoined other officers and men to emulate the newly promoted officer and harness their God given talent in order to move the Force and the Nation forward.
The CP finally thanked IGP Solomon E. Arase, NPM,
fdc for giving personnel welfare a top priority in
his administration.
DSP Haruna Mohammed,
Police Public Relations Officer,
Bauchi State Police Command.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Remembers Sam Okwaraji by lexyzboy: 8:42am On Aug 12, 2015
Nigeria Greatest Player
RomanceYou Can’t Escape Divorce If You Marry These Types Of Ladies by lexyzboy(op): 8:58am On Aug 10, 2015
When a guy is set to marry , he looks for
traits such as , care, love, respect , good
looking , educated , romantic , intelligent, God
fearing , industrious ,compa$$ionate ,fun to be
with etc.
I must tell you, there are some hidden signs
you need to look out for, so that you won’t be
catch unaware.
like the saying goes, when you are married,
divorce is not an option. so, be wise. don’t be
afraid to break a heart because your life
depends on your future than to toil with it.
NOTE:
This may actually be applicable to ladies too
but I will want to speak from an angle of a
guy .
1) Negative Minded Ladies.
These set of ladies are always pessimistic about
anything and everything. You hardly hear them
say positive things about any issue except their
own exploit. They are in the habit of giving and
pointing to negative examples every time.
They won’t stop asking you silly questions like “
if armed robber should come to our house and
r*pe me what will you do ?” or a$$uming we
are married and no child for ten years what
will be your reaction? “
Note:
Am not saying one should not have some fears
about life (evils are everywhere) but when one’s
life is dominated in that direction then, there
should be a rethink.
Implication:
If you eventually end up with such woman, she
will never see anything positive in what you do,
no matter how much you try.
This can be frustrating as a man especially the
hard working ones.
They are the type that will always compete
with their husband and feel they can do better
than their husband if they have same
opportunity of equal resources.
2)Haters/ Non Appreciative
This type of lady will always hate anything that
doesn’t have anything to do with her. She will
condemn even the best obvious good things.
No news is good news to her in as much she
is not part of the beneficiaries. She is not
fascinated by good things around.
These are the type of ladies that see a car of
your relative or friend that worth millions of
naira and say its shouldn’t be more than 500k.
She looks down on anybody that does extra
ordinary things, believing it’s noting special while
she can’t even do one per cent of such.
Implication:
These type of ladies tend to hate every of your
family members, friends, and neighbours when
she eventually gets what she want (marriage).
You your self don’t be surprise you will always
be a victim day in day out.
Don’t mind the cordial relationship she is having
with people around you now , it’s a matter of
time when she eventually gets in ,her full blown
colour will show like rainbow in the sky.
3) The Gentle and peace lover
She is always quiet and smiling. She will
always take your opinion as the best. In most
cases, she hardly antagonises your decisions
even when it’s obvious it’s not convenient for
her.
She will not let out her opinion so that you
won’t be angry.
Not that she doesn’t have one but she doesn’t
want to make you angry.
Even if you are angry she will make peace
immediately before you get out of her sight .
she will always beg .
Note:
Some ladies are naturally loving and gentle,
they take life easy, not that they are dull but
that is just their life style. Most at times its
good to fight separate and come back .
it makes partners stronger. The separation may
be short or long . what is most important is
that you tend to reflect on the relationship if it
actually worth it or not.
A situation where one of the parties is always
making sure this doesn’t happen, my brother am
afraid .
Implication:
Most ladies that falls into this category are the
ones that are very eager to marry. She must
have witnessed nearly all her mates or younger
ones wedding.
So, they need to form zombie to get what they
want. Some might have been warned by their
relatives and blamed their hot temper for their
delay in marriage.
So, they had to subside the temperament till
when they would have little or nothing to lose.
When you eventually marry this type of lady,
don’t be surprise when you receive the first
“adult slap” from your gentle wife.
Watch out. Not only that, you will be surprise
when she complains abouabout everything and
all things.
Those are the ladies that gives directly or
indirect rules on family and friends that visit
the house while her family members enjoy a
free day anytime any day. She stops begging
and most times initiate fights.
4) The masculine worker.
When you visit a lady in the house and you
discover she has the strength of more than a
man .hmmm. You see her fetching water and
balancing 50 litters of kegs of water on both
hands.
You see her painting her own room by herself,
taking cutla$$ clear the surroundings, cutting
trees before the Gardner resumes. She kills
snakes anyhow. She walks where men can’t
even dare.
Note:
It’s good for ladies to be hard working and has
the ability to do various house shores but there
is work for men and there are works for
women. The lady that can do all… hmm.
Implication:
Don’t be surprises when eventually she gets to
the house and she sees nothing much to
exercise her power on hmm… You may need to
have some training in judo or karate.
More also, these kind of ladies will not allow
anybody near your house because she believes
she can do it all.
When the work load is much, you are
incorporated into the kitchen by force by fire.
5) The Wedding Planner.
The only thing she is excited to discuss is how
the wedding day will be. She doesn’t care about
home, about future together, about how to raise
the kids. Those are the desperados. She will
never talk of how the two of you will attend
marriage seminar, single programs, discussing
family situations etc.
Note:
It’s normal for ladies to think of wedding and
plan towards that great day. But it’s worrisome
if that is the 90% talk instead of the marriage
plan.
Implication:
Most ladies don’t understand that wedding is
not marriage. Most ladies misbehave when they
get to their husband house because they failed
to prepare for it.
They were cut unawares by their husband
character which they might have been told at
marriage seminars or read about.
How would they know when they didn’t
prepare? More also, they collude with family
members to demand for exorbitant and
outrageous bride price even when you struggle
to make sure she leaves her fathers’ house.
6) The Indoor Lady
The indoor ladies are only exposed to their
parent house, schools attended, NYSC and
church. Besides all these places, nothing else.
They can only talk only on these places in
their life time. Worst still, they never read
papers, listen to news, No visitation of any kind
and Enemies of social media.
They are uninformed set of ladies. They are
difficult to train. Worst still, they so much have
strong conviction about the little they know.
They are very difficult to beat in an argument.
They are ready to enter into a blind argument
with you. These people are very difficult to
train.
You hardly enjoy watching TV with them or
accompany you to places. Her sense of
judgment is next to error.
Implication:
welcom to a lonely life where electronic gadgets
becomes your best friend.
You will prefer talking to yourself like a mad
man than discussing with her.
Reason why you see some men glued to their
phones in the house.
7) Nollywood Fan
All their life style is built around Yoruba, Hausa
and Igbo movies. They believe everything they
see on their screen. They are millions miles far
away from reality .
They are always suspicious of all the people
around them as evil. They don’t want to make
friends so that what happened to Ronke
Oshodioke in “campus girls” movie would not
happen to them in reality.
Implication:
They will give your life rules of life as if you
were just born to the world. Citing relevant and
irrelevant movies.
8 ) Fighting Parent Influence :
You go to her house, you over heard her mum
screaming on her daddy for hours , you saw or
heard this with your own very ears not once,
not twice.
The fact is, no matter how nice,
accommodating, humble, loving and caring your
lady is, you will occasionally get that dose. If
you are very fortunate it won’t be a daily dose.
Implication:
she will make your life miserable!
9) The Past Perfect Secret Keeper (PPSK)
Any lady that fails to give you a hint (if not
details) of how she departed from her former
relationship(s), is dangerous.
You may soon be the victim of her regular bad
character. Like it’s said, character is like a
smoke, you can’t cover it.
That character that destroyed her former
relationship she is keeping away from you will
still repeat itself sooner or later. Watch your
back bro. ok

Romance15 Bang On Reasons Why He Is Not Asking You To Marry Him by lexyzboy(op): 8:46am On Aug 10, 2015
After being in a relationship with a guy for a
long time, you might wonder what is keeping
him from asking you to pop the question about
marriage. This can leave many doubts in your
mind. Is it you, something you did or said, does
he want to call it quits or what? It can be a
very stressing matter, and all this worrying can
take a toll over your otherwise normal life.
So, to avoid getting your stress levels high, we
get you a list of reasons for this delay, and
how you should handle it.

#1. He is scared to commit
Most men dread the word ‘commitment’. To
them, it means being restricted from all the
pleasures of life, and an end to their freedom.
Making him understand that not much will
change after marriage, can be a good way to
get him out of the commitment phobia.

#2. He is waiting for his parents approval
If he is a family guy, he might not want to go
against the wishes of his parents. He might be
planning to set up a meeting or something to
introduce you to them.

#3. He wants to enjoy his bachelorhood for
some more time Well, don’t they all? They might fail to understand that no time will ever be enough.
But, you just hang in there for a little more
time. If he still does not, then you must have a
word with him regarding this!

#4. Responsibility scares him
Being responsible for someone else, when he
still needs someone to pick up after him scares
him. Making him understand that you two are
in it together and will work as a team, might
calm him down.

#5. He still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend
Have you noticed him talking about his past
girlfriend quite often? That might be what is
holding him back. It is thus adviced to be
cautious.

#6. He has to wait for his elder sibling to be
engaged first

#7. He feels he might lose you if you say no
He might not be sure whether you are ready to
take the plunge or not. Leave him hints that
this is what you want to. If he catches them
right, you might have a ring waiting for you at
the dinner table tonight!

#8. He is in love with somebody else but
cannot recognise his feelings
It might not be his ex-girlfriend, but someone
else. You should be the smarter one here to
identify his feelings, and leave him before you
end up getting hurt.

#9. He is just being lazy
He knows in his mind that he wants to spend
the rest of his life with you, but is just being
lazy to propose. Show him that it is time he
stopped taking you for granted, and got you
that diamond!

#10. He might be searching for the perfect ring
Aahh! Now we are talking! Well, if this is the
reason, he is free to take as much time as he
needs to find the biggest and prettiest rock,
isn’t it?

#11. He wants to achieve a little more in life
professionally
He wants to be financially secure before he
asks your hand in marriage, to give you a
comfortable and wonderful life. Now, that is a
sweet thing!

#12. All his friends are still single
If his friends are unmarried, he might be a little
scared to be the first one to tie the knot. What
would his friends say, how they would tease
him, how he would be cut off from the group
for a while, etc., must be the thoughts clouding
his mind. If you too are close with his buddies
and can trust them as much as he does, get
them to lighten the conception that he has, and
encourage him to ask you out.

#13. He is scared of being a father soon
Men themselves are like little children, refusing
to grow up ever. Obviously, becoming parents is
the next step after getting married, be it sooner
or later. Being unsure to be responsible for a
child’s life is not his fault too, as it can be a
scary thought for some people. If you sense
that in him, make him understand that you both
do not need to rush into things. Having children
will always be on the cards, but you are in no
hurry!

#14. He wants to ask your parents before he
pops the question to you
Now isn’t that the sweetest thing ever? He
knows that you will say yes, but getting your
parents approval first is so gentleman like of
him. Yes, consider yourself lucky to have met a
guy that we thought does not exist anymore!

#15. He is waiting for you to ask him
Why should the guy always propose first? You
can too! And, maybe that is what he is waiting
for as he cannot gather the courage to ask you
yet!

Well, if you two are meant to be together,
eventually you will be. Do not push him to do
what you want. Let him do it his own way.
Unless you sense that he is delaying the
proposal for the wrong reasons, in which case
you need to walk out of this relation. It might
be a little late than you expected, but it will all
be worth it when he actually pops the question.
All you need is a positive mind and a little
patience!

CrimeRe: Gospel musician defrauds Pensioner Of N40m (Photo) by lexyzboy: 7:37am On Jul 22, 2015
Well here in France: where am schooling...we don't defraud people
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola, Ben Bruce Clash Over Unpaid Salaries by lexyzboy: 7:21am On Jun 19, 2015
a for?
SportsChelsea Earned A Record £99m In Prize Money For Premier League Title Success by lexyzboy(op): 7:43am On Jun 03, 2015
Chelsea’s Premier League title success earned them
£99million in total prize money according to official
figures - the most ever earned by a single club in one
season from central funds.
The precise eye-watering sum was £98,999,554, made
up of £24.9m ‘merit’ cash for finishing top of the
table, £19.98m ‘facility fees’ for being in so many live
TV games, plus equal shares of the domestic TV deal
(nearly £22m), overseas TV deals (£27.8m) and
commercial income from the leagues sponsors, such
as Barclays (£4.4m).
Manchester City were second in the table and are
second in the cash league with £98.5m, but
Manchester United are the next highest earners
(£96.8m) despite finishing fourth because they were
live on TV more than third-placed Arsenal, who are
fourth in the money table with £96.5m.
The 20 clubs involved in the 2014-15 season will split
£1.6 billion in league cash for the campaign, from
Chelsea at the top down to the lowest earners, QPR,
who take £64.9m for finishing rock bottom. This is the
biggest sum ever earned by a bottom-placed club.
The amounts paid to each club are detailed in the
accompanying table.
The merit money is split depending on finishing
position, with QPR getting £1,244,898 finishing in 20th
place, and the clubs above getting that sum multiplied
by the number of places they finished above QPR, up
to Chelsea’s merit money of £24,897,960 for first
place.
Every club receives at least £8,775,160 in facility fees,
even when they were not shown as many times as
the minimum 10 games they were supposed to be on
live TV during the season. Burnley, Hull and Leicester
were shown only eight teams each live in the UK, for
example, and Stoke only nine times.
For every game above 10 games, clubs get an extra
£746,176 per game. Manchester United were shown
most often in live games, 27 times, and made £21.5m
from facility fees. Manchester City were shown next
most often, 26 times, with Chelsea, Arsenal and
Liverpool being shown 25 times each.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3108205/Chelsea-earned-record-99m-prize-money-Premier-League-title-success.html

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