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Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by lezz(m): 9:07pm On Sep 24, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

Gibberish how? the neighbours can confirm that my mom used to be the Guiliani Buffon of our village catching random dicks at the gate until my libertine father planted an ape like me inside her forcing her into pre-prine retirement...
grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Dad Died Because He Slept With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 5:58pm On Sep 24, 2022
ObamaMessi:
He told me not to cry but that made me cried harder. He said "Victor, I know how much you love me but I've never reciprocated that love coz if I do you will die". He then said "What I'm telling you, only ur mothers and I know this". I was tearsing profusely because I felt my dad was going. "Your future is bright, but don't do these three things I will warn u against". I kept my eyes on him. He continued "dont sleep with other people's wives, dont marry more than one wife, dont cut ur hair". He asked me to leave. I switched off th TV but he called me back and asked me switched it on.
He was watching and I went out full of tears.
Novel apprentice
Crime / Re: Nigerian Who Posed As Football Fan Nabbed At UK Airport With Cocaine ‘worth £80k by lezz(m): 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

You spoke the truth bro. The truth is that I have anger issues ever since I discovered my mother had been passed around more frequently than a basketball in training session.

shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Zainab Duke-Abiola Who Assaulted Police Orderly Remanded In Prison, Denied Bail by lezz(m): 10:40am On Sep 24, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

Na real confusion be dat as my true identity is shrouded deep in the abyss of my mother's sexual rascality. Wish mom didn't use her kponmo democratically. Now I'm like a houseboy to her current man friend

sorry lad. This can only get better from here. Be strong

Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by lezz(m): 8:27am On Sep 23, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

After my mother's toto has been brutalised and used up like damaged goods, our family no longer has her money after all her endless years of whoredom.

If you are present at my parents' traditional wedding, and if you're observant you will notice my mother paid her own bride price from her anal bonuses to help my father hide his shame and destitution. you will detect even my grandfather didn't offer them his blessings. they share the curse of that abomination they call marriage and I'm the cursed product of that doomed union.

Chai! Sorry. Nothing is impossible for God to handle. I will suggest you vacate Nairaland and go for deliverance. You and every product of that abominable union that produced you.
Politics / Re: FG Approved AK47 For Katsina Outfit, Ondo Will Buy For Amotekun - Akeredolu by lezz(m): 6:00pm On Sep 22, 2022
10mobile:
What?

These are the things Nnamdi Kanu pointed out long ago. But, just like evil humanity did to Jesus Christ, they also said, "crucify him".

Igboho stood up for the Yoruba while Tinubu was taking sides with the oppressors, asking "where are the cows?" Today, Igboho is in prison while Tinubu is warming up to the presidency - supported by many of the same Yoruba whose lives Tinubu cares not about!

To be able to win votes in the North, Atiku had to delete his condemnation of the murder of a Northernern Christian girl Deborah. Now, same Atiku is using Mahdi to get the votes of Northern Christians whose lives he cares about. And many Northern Christians are cheering him!

Today, many Nigerians tend to condemn Peter Obi for not criticising Kanu as if Kanu was not saying the truth all along.

Listen to me Nigerians, until you arise to openly defend Kanu for speaking up for you when it was very inconvenient to do so, YOU WILL FOREVER BE UNDER THE CURSE OF FULANI OPPRESSION.
what you said is warning and good . And even factual.

Kanu has said a lot of truth and facts as well. But he alos lied to the people and he's a fraud.

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Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by lezz(m): 12:42pm On Sep 22, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

Men should stop having sex with them and enjoying their bodies. You have sex with a woman but complaining about your gifts to her.
If you are not compartible, go your seperate ways.
I know one Igbo neigbbour who did a big Igbo traditional wedding. The guy is hot tempered and hits for the slightest reason. The lady could only endure for 6 months before fleeing. Now, he is demanding for his bride price amongst others or the lady should return but the family refused both.
The lady was brought from the East and wasn't too aware of the extent of his temper. Can we blame her and family for collecting gifts?
where is the correlation between this story and the one you referenced?

A girl promised a man marriage and was collecting stuffs, a man who later converted to Islam and the girl went off to marry someone else, got divorced still chatting with dude while married. Came back and still deceiving the man

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Crime / Re: Ummita & Chinese Lover: Untold Story Of Kano’s Deadly Love Affair by lezz(m): 12:37pm On Sep 22, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

Always read before commenting
1. The house is a family house built by their father in 2011, she met Chinko last year so house wasn't bought by Chinko.
2. There's no car in their house, she doesn't own a car.
3. She is alleged to have been sponsored in a University abroad but she is a student at Sokoto and has never been out of Nigeria.
They admitted she collected gifts and money which is almost a normal thing in relationahips.
oversabi, did the person you quoted allege she collected house and car from the chinko?

You unconscionable liberals go just dey try hard to normalise coded oloshoism.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Advises Women Dating Well-Endowed Men (Photo, Video) by lezz(m): 8:15pm On Sep 21, 2022
Another senseless dumb hoe abusing the gift of internet

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Announces Partial Mobilisation, Threatens Use Of Nuclear Weapons by lezz(m): 7:48pm On Sep 21, 2022
Where are all the unfortunate black idiotic zombies on Nairaland who said Russia was winning?

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Celebrities / Re: I Get Better Meat For Body - Destiny Etiko Flaunts Her Curves (Photos) by lezz(m): 9:15am On Sep 20, 2022
Most Females really need to degrade themselves to get the spotlight.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Traffic Laws And Penalties by lezz(m): 2:06pm On Sep 17, 2022
Lagos is an evil State. I bet if all the oil company and firms take their headquarters away from Lagos, they will task citizens for eating two corns, or yawning more than once.

Silly State.
Romance / Re: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by lezz(m): 8:19pm On Sep 16, 2022
franchasofficia:
Guys commenting, please know this that many good girls are doing hookup due to family financial difficulties or due to failure of their parents in meeting their financial needs, and funny enough your sisters, nieces, cousins, aunts and even girlfriends could be doing hookup without your knowledge.



Life will always teach us all the sad reality of life, just a matter of time cool
stupidest comment so far
Romance / Re: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by lezz(m): 8:15pm On Sep 16, 2022
virginprincess:
The man is no different from her,the one who request the services of a prostitue is also a prostitue so i wish them happy married life.
stop trying to normalise over used meat.

A girl who has slept around is damaged irreparably. Not so for a man.

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Education / Re: This Happened At My Children's School Today by lezz(m): 7:38pm On Sep 15, 2022
phorget:
The child parents are indeed stubborn, the pupil can always wear the socks when he gets within the school premises nah.
it is not for the school teacher to tell the kid how stubborn or useless her parents are whether they are indeed stubborn or not just as it isn't for the parent to berate his kid's teacher to the kid.

This kind of topics are often bigger than Nairaland especially those who rush to comment and rush to like posts

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Politics / Re: "We Are All Nigerians For Peter Obi" Oseloka Obaze Replies Tonye Barcanista. by lezz(m): 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2022
naptu2:
Chief Oseloka H. Obaze was the secretary to the Anambra State Government in the administration of Governor Peter Obi. He was also the Peoples Democratic Party candidate in the 2016 Anambra State governorship election. He is now a key figure in Peter Obi's Presidential Election Campaign Council.

Tonye Barcanista is a Nairalander and a supporter of the PDP.



Tonye Barcanista @TonyeBarcanista



https://twitter.com/TonyeBarcanista/status/1569618598477307905



Oseloka H. Obaze @OselokaHObaze

Replying to @TonyeBarcanista



https://twitter.com/OselokaHObaze/status/1569644553010876418
Tonyebarcanista is a nobody. He isn't even worth the data that convey the response
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by lezz(m): 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:


UJU ANYA'S TWITTER PAGE

nlfpmod
Seun
takes a gay to have such violence and anger. They need radical therapy.

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Politics / Re: Military Helicopters Patrol For Buhari As Sit-At-Home Paralyses Enugu, Imo by lezz(m): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2022
HIGHESTPOPORI:
How does Sit at home affect Buhari? People declaring Sit at home are not even in the South East to observe it with us.
Igbos are political novices
Politics / Re: Military Helicopters Patrol For Buhari As Sit-At-Home Paralyses Enugu, Imo by lezz(m): 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2022
Lost and delusional region

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Religion / Re: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by lezz(m): 8:50am On Sep 12, 2022
Jashub:
Get off my mentions with your self-imposed stupidity.
little whinging idiot
Religion / Re: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by lezz(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2022
Jashub:
Oga, I do not have time to dwell on idle banter that only stems from tunnel vision. Just go and read his post again and see the conclusion he came to .
there's nothing in the OP, either its heading or body that remotely suggest or group all pentecostal churches do that practice.

You're an angry, temperamental and internally disturbed snowflake!
Religion / Re: Jesus Used A Parable That Includes Polygamy by lezz(m): 2:34pm On Sep 11, 2022
Kenneth4u205:
I understand the origin of your confusion.the way marriage is conducted then is different from how we do it today. In those days,when a young man want to get married, all the young virgins will be invited for a dance and he will chose his wife from among them .they young man you mentioned will have to chose from one of those ten virgins.Go and read the book of Esther in the Bible . How thousands of virgin were invited but Esther was finally chosen as the king wife
if we use your analogy of Esther's case what it means with Jesus'parable is that only one of the prepared 5 virgins was eventually chosen and the remaining 4 were rejected even though they were ready . Their position now being like that of the other 5 unprepared virgins.

Surely that isn't what that parable is about and clearly Esther's case isn't applicable here
Religion / Re: Jesus Used A Parable That Includes Polygamy by lezz(m): 2:20pm On Sep 11, 2022
Mickykarim:
I have observed you are about beating about the bush. You have refused to answer my earlier questions instead responded with several SENSELESS BASLESS questions such as below.

"What does bridegroom mean to you? How does many ladies went to meet one bridegroom?".

LET ME CONCEDE TO YOUR BUFFOONERY FOR ONCE AND THE PURPOSE OF THEIS DISCUSS THAT I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "bridegroom" WHICH I COULD EASILY LOOK UP AND COME UP WITH THE MEANING.

Having proved the ABSURDITY of your asking above. Let me put this to the test of your very crass head once more time.

"Where did the Bible indicate the bridegroom married all the virgins? Your comprehension is hereby put to question if a bridegroom was to choose from coteries of single ladies and or Virgins."

Hopefully, you still remember the TITLE of this exchange and I might have to remind and try to help your porous brain that it is about the INCOHERENCE of a DISJOINTED title head from the body. Including the HERESY of UMARRIED virgins against POLYGAMY.

Where is the correlation of an ambiguous MISINTERPRETATION of the SCRIPTURES?
your phone should be taken from you for abuse!
Crime / Re: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m): 10:53am On Sep 11, 2022
BigBashiru:


The racism in the uk is subtle....i dislike those ppl....plus they feel as if they are God on earth whereas in actual fact they are actually genocidal savages....
very subtle but dangerous racism takes place in the UK.

Only in the UK will you be told that there's a difference between being an Englishman and an English citizen.

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Crime / Re: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m): 7:35am On Sep 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

He got shot... what are you gonna do about it?wail like a blacko and cry racism or wait for them to conclude their investigation?
stop avoiding the question. there's a prima facie case of excessive force but I love how you never answered the questions I raised because you never typed with your brains.
Crime / Re: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m): 7:25am On Sep 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look how they made the whole thing about black..the usual victim card..why do blacks always think everyone hates or is after their life..? undecided

Look at his offence and why he got shot(which is very wrong of not self defence)..are we also gonna skip the fact that his vehicle was linked to firearm? vehicle not registered..why the f**k was he running from the cops?you had no weapon and you took them on a pursuit?..of course he had none on him..
So we have to wait till they conclude their investigation before we jump into emotional conclusion.. undecided
in Nairaland those who rush to comment first usually leave their senses behind!

First, the car wasn't unregistered. It simply wasn't registered to him!

Second what offense did the article say Mr Chris Kaba committed again? I didn't read one.

3. Since when does running from the police amount to shooting especially when there's no danger to life involving the police?

Please go back and edit your silly, attention-jostling post.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Uju Anya Shouldn't Be Fired By Carnegie Mellon University. by lezz(m): 11:34am On Sep 10, 2022
Ndibunna:
That woman Uju Anya is everything toxic to the society. Very disgusting and distasteful statement from her. No sane parents would allow her child under such sadistic character.


Of course Queen Elizabeth is a great woman and her Sojourn to Africa no matter how we put it brought light to Africa. In law of life as you give something must be taken.

Well, So far most of the countries have gotten independence and now have her leaders what has changed? Or is it queen Elizabeth that is responsible for fantastic corruption in Africa or is it queen Elizabeth that is responsible for now bad health care and bad roads in Africa?

Our leaders and people freely and as I am currently writing are at various embassies to leave Africa?

What happened to those people we have been electing since independence?


Otoro Enwelo nne na nna gba gbue Uju Anya there....These are one of many characters that will be donating money to Nnamdi Kanu to be recruiting boys, terrorizing our people and destroying facilities over here all because she is a sad and demented human being.
how do our bad leaders exempt the British empire from the theft, rape and pillage it did in Africa?

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Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by lezz(m): 4:15pm On Sep 07, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


Mr P referred to Ice Prince's action to make the above point, therefore, at that particular moment when Ice Prince had no valid license plate, he needed to follow the cops to the nearest police station for "SETTLEMENT" (or get arrested while leaving his car on the road)... thus why the cop jumped in.

if you have all the necessary document for your car then a cop has no reason to jump in (to arrest you), but if you dont....
a professional police officer shouldn't stop a car and get in and ask the suspect to drive off

There are several instances where a car can be driven legally without plate numbers, however if police decided to stop a car to enquire about the license plate, the car is either impounded or tfr driver arrested and not for the police to jump in and order the driver to drive.

Who then os in ye custody of who when the police is in the suspect's car and being driven by the suspect?

You're very very stupid!
Family / Re: Lady Moves Out Of Husband’s House 6 Months After Marriage, Uses Truck To Pack by lezz(m): 10:17pm On Sep 06, 2022
I distrust personal stuffs on YouTube and other Social Media platforms.

Sounds like slit to me.
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2022
Landmack:


Bia Lesley and Ezechi,so na from my mention this una fight start? Couldn’t believe I was tracing the source of una diss,didn’t know it started all here.

So u both have been dragging each other from August 20th-till date. Wonderful grin
Well,I think this must be the longest diss back 2 back i have ever seen since the birth of Nairaland.

The winner of the diss track goes to Lezz aka slayer of Ipob terrorist miscreants...

Nna mehnn,come forward and collect ya award!
ezechi242 wouldn't like this cheesy

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Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 6:03pm On Sep 06, 2022
ezechi242:


Your frustration has increased just like your families course curse
grin grin

Lamentation of a chronic masturbator hahahaha

I will continue dealing with you till you get sense . grin grin E PAIN AM.
this is the 3rd time you have spelt curse as course. 3 good times.

This is why you joined IPOB because your future is as unstable and uncertain as your mother's marital vows grin

You will even add fake laughing emojis after your epic show of illiteracy just to enhance your self-denial.

When I tell you the only thing bigger than your illiteracy is your ignorance of it . It was no diss.

You have no business being here. Your life is in deficit and you're here pretending to be tough.

Human cow grin

If your mother knew you'd turn out like this she would have flushed you out with the cheapest abortion pills down a public toilet grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by lezz(m): 2:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
When it's the turn for black South Africans to build infrastructures grin

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