₦airaland Forum

Fiscus105:
As husband you went to shop where your new wedded wife is learning hairdressing and you met her like this, serving punishment from oga, what will you do?

You confront the boss.

Tell your wife to stand up.

Stop her from going to the shop again.

Overlook her as if not I'd happening.

Applaud the boss.

the question of a doofus for doofus

How do you close a straight when foreign navel warship are enforcing a blockade for weeks?

Until Iran fires at the US naval assets blocking her ports in her own waters, we don't want to here liberal fake news and Iranian propaganda.

After music span dies, this attention-loving kid will do anything to retain the spotlight.

I thought only women can't manage fame once it starts to fadeuntil davido emerged

The kind of dumb people politicians recruit....

The kind of relevance modern society gives to people without real jobs, e.g "influencers" .

Light1000:
https://dailytrust.com/trump-administration-cut-off-funding-of-catholic-charities/

That must be why the pope was so pained and acted more like a politician than a clergy.

Terrorist-surporting pope

Toolegit123:
Good day my Nairaland fam.

Please,matured minds in the house,is it a good thing for a man to help his ex girlfriend who's now married, financially. She used to be someone whom I loved so dearly in the past but unfortunately,she broke up with me immediately she met someone who was already asking her hand in marriage. It's been over 3 years since she got married and I made sure I cut every bit of communication between us. Out of the blue,I don't know who gave her my number. She called me,and apologized for what she did to me. Even before she could ask for my help,I already knew her husband wasn't financially buoyant like I thought. She said she wants to open a provision store ,cuz immediately after they got married,they relocated to Lagos. And she asked for my assistance.

So,I don't know if it's appropriate at all to help her, considering how she left me emotionally stranded when I needed her the most in my life. Tho I've completely moved on with my life,but receiving a call from her brought back a whole lot of memories.

Please,my fellow Nairalanders, reason with me. Should I help her out?

you know all the answers but you still came here like a woman and that should be disturbing in and of itself.

I will tell you in Avery short sentence without any political language; you have all the trappings and setting of an adulterer.

joseph1832:
Well she can still decide to be a single mum, since she's shown she's gullible.

at that age, she's already done for and will only attract parasites as suitors.

Any woman who has hustled that long would have developed and acquired so many masculine behaviours and tendencies that would put the average men off except if course leeches who will orbit around her for crumbs and survivability.

mayor1814:
French President, Emmanuel Macron greeted Italian Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni, in an awkward manner. It was looking a little bit intense from the views of onlookers and viewers. Her response also showed she was not really comfortable with the gesture from the French President.

🚨 LMAO! French President Emmanuel Macron's VERY warm greeting to Italian PM Giorgia Meloni is being noticed worldwide

😭😭 pic.twitter.com/kpLU0WQyES

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 17, 2026

weakest and loudest leader in the Northern hemisphere.

Having married a granny, he convulses at the slightest touch of a young woman.

joseph1832:
Well her mother. Is a leech. The world is never in short supply of people like her.

an old feminist who preached female independence to her daughter only for her to find out the truth in the most brutal of ways

[quote author=Breaker001 post=139126610]A 37-year-old woman has sparked emotions online after opening up about her painful life story, blaming her current situation on years of sacrifice for her family.

According to her, she left Nigeria about 15 years ago, travelling through Libya and Italy before eventually settling in Germany, where she worked tirelessly to support her family back home.

In her words, she said:

“I blame my mother for everything I am going through right now, because no man wants to settle down with me. All my mates are married with children, I am the only one left. I will be 38 in the next two months, no child, no husband.”

She revealed that she started with cleaning jobs and later moved into caregiving, sending money home to build a house and improve her family’s living conditions.

However, instead of encouraging her to settle down, she said her mother urged her to focus on her siblings, asking her to bring them abroad and continue supporting them.

“My mother told me to forget about marriage and bring my siblings over. I struggled, worked two jobs, took loans, and brought them here. Immediately they settled, they got married and started their own lives,” she added.

She added that each time she brought up marriage, her mother discouraged her, insisting she was still young and needed to prioritize her family responsibilities first.

Now, years later, she feels left behind as her siblings have moved on with their lives, leaving her single and uncertain about her future.

“Now I am the only one left unmarried. I’m 37, no husband, no child, and my mother is still telling me to be careful and marry a man that will allow me to keep taking care of the family.”

She added that when she expressed her fears, her mother dismissed her concerns, saying marriage is not everything and that she could always adopt a child

My mother was the reason behind me not being married by now, each time I see a man who’s willing to marry me she will always say’ if I marry now who will help in training my siblings? and I’m closing to 40 years without husband and children, no one is ready to marry me again

—… pic.twitter.com/xYLeqSj3DX

— ChukwuNonso✍️ (@Mazi_Chinonso1) April 15, 2026

she Bini?

HacheNoire:
……and the US has suffered over $5,000,000,000 in losses, coupled with a crashing USD and decline in international reputation.



In addition, the US military industrial complex will NEVER recover from the humiliation, disgrace and rubbishing of their hardwares.

The whole world now knows Expensive does not translate to reliability and efficiency.

Let’s just say Iran redefined warfare!

what planet did you crawl out from?

All of Iranian army, navy and air force were reduced to Hezbollah hiding in plain clothes behind civilian population and buildings.

A pilot in Iranian territory survived 48 hours and was rescued inside Iran's own backside.

Iran was reduced to launching missiles and drones as Hezbollah in Lebanon and blocking the strait of Hormuz so the world could pressure Trump to stop the pumelling.

I was thinking Iran would blow up all the American naval warships blocking her backyard in the Hormuz Straight now.

In nairaland often, the dumbest posts come first.

demstone:
[TINUBU IS A LUCKY MAN...

ATIKU IS GREEDY, HE WLD NEVER ACCEPT IT'S D TURN OF D SOUTH

ATIKU & OBI WOULD SELF DESTRUCT..

IF OBI WINS D TICKET , ATIKU'S PEOPLE WOULD DESTROY HIM..

IF ATIKU WINS D TICKET SOUTHWEST , SOUTH SOUTH & NORTHERN CHRISTIAN OBIDIENTS WOULD ABANDON ATIKU

ONLY SOUTHEAST OBIDIENTS GO FOLLOW ATIKU

EITHER WAY TINUBU WINS

I don't care for any of them. And I fail to see the correlation between Tinubu's comments and these men

After 3 years....did he type that now or it's a ralayed post in 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.

You are naive. Putin is not dumb. He knew Trump's war on Iran was targeted against him and waited it out for the west to burn out their interceptors and expose their hypocrisy at the violation of international law by Trump who decapitated the leadership of a country that is not at war with it.

Now, Putin will do exactly what Trump did and heaven will not fall. Putin will blow up strategic military assets in nations not at war with it.

The west always think others are stupid not knowing that they are the butt of jokes. The western population is the least resilient and likely to sack their leaders by the time Putin descends on them.

Meanwhile, Trump's so called blockade is as useless as the p in psychology

are you this dense? CIA report concluded Iran planned Trump assassination and that was on Burden"s administration.

Same Trump conversing for US to stop the flow of Billions of dollars to Ukraine? Same Trump whom all of the West accuses of being soft on Russia?

Sw Trump who destroyed the deal Obama signed with Iran in 2020 in his first tenure when Russia was not at war with Ukraine.

You can't be this bold and ignorant.

writetopoka:
Any I don't have time for childish talks

euphemism for saying you're clueless and have no answers to the posers.

The most deceptive and demonical statement in Nigeria's history.

Can Bwala a man with no integrity or shame tell Nigerians that an economy of $180 million dollars is at the bottom and can and should grow more than an $18 trillion economy?

The US and UK economy is already saturated and can't really grow because they have tapped all economic sectors while Nigeria is still untapped like a child learning how to walk.

writetopoka:
Go back and research who blinked first, vdm of Sowore.

Most of you make judgements out of sentiment instead of from sound reasoning.

Why is Sowore currently denying all his statements.

The organic multitude controlled by vdm is extremely high compared to tiny sowero's rented followers.

For sentiment, religious and tribal judgement and make use of the brains.

Your lord VDM has given SR 1 hour which has expired. What has he done?

Sowore owns SR and telling VDM , the media , his media, made that assertion, is actually schooling VDM on the rights and powers of the media which neither you or VDM knows anything about

Again saying someone met with the IG to plot against you has no legal consequences but VDM is shouting for attention and validation for traffic.

And that's the question I asked you before you went on a tangent prating with all the sentiment of a prepubescent on a first date.

The presidential spokesman without Shane or finesse whose legacy will be remembered as the voice and messenger behind the obliteration and obfuscation of Nigeria's democracy.

Labour Party's problems all miraculously solved and forgotten as Peter Obi left the platform and unknown ADC is suddenly finding itself locked in similar issues.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu lost Lagos, Abuja and his hometown, that's unprecedented in Nigeria's democracy.

We understand the paranoia and desperation irrespective of what talentless Onanuga is dishing out

joseph1832:
Okay, lemme pretend as if I didn't read this.

yeah, the dude with nose ring and singlet has more issues than those he's pretending to fight for.

He should be undergoing diagnosis for radical therapy.

That he has followers is a clear example while our literacy level is amongst Africa's lowest

timidapsin:
Omoyele Sowore has now responded to the ongoing controversy surrounding the Sahara Reporters publication.
If you missed the previous thread check here==> https://www.nairaland.com/8653242/sahara-reporters-1-hour-prove

In his reaction, Sowore clarified that he did not personally make the allegation that VeryDarkMan met with IGP Disu.

"I did not say Verydarkman met with IGP Disu Sahara Reporters did"

- Sowore replies pic.twitter.com/nMD89OcMdS

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) April 14, 2026

If you are wondering how this whole VDM vs Blord saga started and why it has escalated this much, here’s a quick breakdown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsQz89fpLcA

Again Sowore is showing VDM what social and human rights activism is. it's not done with muscles and noise like VDM is accustomed to.

But then again, one is clever and witty and the other is just a muscle head with low hygiene and decorum.

Mattswaggz:
https://punchng.com/france-uk-to-host-hormuz-talks-friday-official/

Weakest leaders of all time. Men with Clizts

God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScQ3czIWxE?si=cIBOXathDMUZMvHw





https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18ZNumDpMy/

same godless leftist politicians who support terror and are quiet to Iran and Hezbollah will find their voice when justice is delivered brutally.

He's only bold because he's not the prime minister, then he will have something to lose

The EU is dead, UK is dead

writetopoka:
Both vdm and swore have secrete informants and on this one, I will only watch and see how it goes. But I know it will definitely be a hard one for sowore because, even if he was able to prove the meeting, then he has to put his informants in trouble, because picture evidence has to be provided and from there the police chief will know who recorded it for sowore.



If Sowore has also joined Elrufai in tapping cameras and phones, then we will know and then join Elrufai in prison too.

On the other hand remember Federal government has been waiting for this kind of opportunity to clamp on sowore

one question: what is the legal consequences of SR story being false? Absolutely none.

The tragedy however is that you can write very well but are ignorant. The irony is staggering.

VDM is not in Sowore's class.

VDM, loud, gay, given to attention seeking without finesse or class or decorum.

A hungry content creator masquerading as rights activitist with the deportment of a motor park ticket tout.

The Sahara Report is inconsequential at best and harmless at worst but VDM seeks attention like a child and has a legion of insecurities chasing him any time he's not trending.

dre11:
Boko Haram Used Armed Drones To Strike Army Convoy, Kill Colonel, Others In Monguno, Military Source Says




https://saharareporters.com/2026/04/13/boko-haram-used-armed-drones-strike-army-convoy-kill-colonel-others-monguno-military

another fake news by two criminal news merchants of propaganda: nairaland and Sahara reporters

Chochocho:
In everything you are doing as an Nkanu son hope you are not indirectly fighting chiboy we all are brothers we will settle in door , you all are still ebeano family , chiboy made you all what you are today in politics so I will advice you all settle as brothers , Nkanu owns Enugu state so therefore we should act as one

A very primitive moniker asserting a sectional , false narrative.

Paid post. Nairaland should designate this as sponsored post

Nwobod is not relevant or active in Enugu politics and the people of Enugu are not happy with the governor since joining APC.

Projects and infrastructural development have all stopped and Mbah is leaning towards authoritarianism and Draconian antics.

A simple random poll with the citizens of Enugu will reveal the truth about how the people feel

The desperation of Bola Amen tinubu to infiltrate all political parties at their weak stages in an immortal, corrupt manner reveals a man afraid of opposition.

On another note, this has exposed the vast crop of Nigeria's politicians to be unconscionable with no morals or code of opposition or ethics. For the vast majority, itis just another business venture; profit only.

iwaeda:
I saw this afternoon, surprised to see people from East. Let me laugh.

those tied to ipob and nnamdi the fraud

God1000:
By Robert A. Pape

Dr. Pape is a professor of political science at the University of Chicago who studies military strategy and international security

In recent years, the conventional geopolitical wisdom has been that the world order was moving toward three centers of power: the United States, China and Russia. That view assumed that power derived primarily from economic scale and military capability.



https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/opinion/iran-war-strait-hormuz.html

Myopia can't be any more obvious.

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