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Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 11:30am On Aug 27, 2022 |
ezechi242:lolz, with your primary school diss lines, you still take bad grammar and wrong punctuations kill am Wnat a complete embarrassment to Idiots! Listen, kid, we do it short but very punchy.... Everyone knows your mother was an underclass trophy prostitutê who saved up her anal bonuses to help the drunken pillock you call a father pay her own pride price. Original retaard. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:26am On Aug 27, 2022 |
ezechi242:your diss effort is not only laughable, it's a perfect reflection of your stunted education. Better join the rest of the family in ariara Now I have pounded and fauked you harder here than your deadbeat father had ever fauked your low-hygiene mother. The bitch pussy is like a high mileage tang . It feels like dropping a drinking straw in a 55 gallon drum. Why'd you think ya father is as sad, frustrated and lonely like a dead rat in a roadside receptacle along a dead-end street? I'm just wondering with all this brutal K.Os you dey collect wotoporiously back-to-back, do you really enjoy watching your own funeral? |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:35pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
ezechi242:I can't be later than your mom's diseased menses Your life is not yet worth the economic value of a blade of cow grass and I wonder how you think you get to control or determine how my response goes. You're only famously stupid. Your father-- the best in your ancestry-- is a loyal ponce to a 200-naira-a-round prostitutê who happens to be your mother! Why the fück do you think your first toy was a pack of goldcircle condom? |
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 8:31pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
advanceDNA:all right |
Crime / Re: Why I Killed My Step Mum – 25-year-old Suspect { Photo } by lezz(m): 8:22pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
Rozross:separated from the first wife. No be polygamy no make you read well. 1 Like 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by lezz(m): 7:26pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
GloriousGbola:whatever you're smoking, it's time to quit 1 Like |
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
advanceDNA:how two people married is no excuse to desecrate the marriage. As long as they conform to society's standard. Your excuse is an open door to sleep with a married woman for any reason that is justifiable to you. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 5:52pm On Aug 26, 2022 |
ezechi242: Your mom is a putrid mixture of hoe and low! Please stop trying to fight back. You don't have the intellectual muscle to put words together! Youre brain is half the size of your girlfriend's mutilated clitoriz |
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 11:35pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
Jflex07:ode! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 11:34pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
VlamesIffect:words of a confused man. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by lezz(m): 11:34pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
advanceDNA:you have been sleeping with people's wife 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 11:31pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
ezechi242:your mama is a walking encyclopedia of STDs She easily qualifies as the biggest private supplier of vagina wat and Chlamydia. If she were on Nairaland she would spread gonorrhoea by quote. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:46pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
ezechi242:are trying to explain why your dad hears an echo whenever he gives your mom MouthAction? |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 6:43pm On Aug 25, 2022 |
ezechi242:how can the poster child for United Nation charity feel pity for anyone? You're worse than an indigent bastard. your kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana, a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity! Do you really need to type an epistle of your demented mental state nobody reads to fling a punch and still ended up saying nothing? You're an intellectual dwarf born bran damaged froma mother who didn't treat her STDs during your conception! Dispossessed Osu! |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:18pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:lolz, you're a tool... Abeg, wetin you dey type? Mkpurumiri bozo. You should be flagged off for mental disorder and perceptual disturbances. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:25pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:sorry for being lynched like a Maggie thief? Okay. Hope you learnt plenty today. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:please don't hurt your phone |
Health / Re: SA Health Minister Tells Foreign Patients They Are Overcrowding Hospitals by lezz(m): 4:52pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
I didn't watch the video but I know it must be a black South African. |
Crime / Re: Anambra Lawmaker, Nnamdi Okafor, Slumps & Dies In South Africa by lezz(m): 1:16pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
rusher14:are you blind to the place where they said Anambra lawmakers have been in South Africa holidaying since their request? Whether he's American trained pharmacist or abakiliki trained pharmacist, public office holders especially politicians have higher standard to uphold in flaunting wealth and leisure. Except only in Nigeria of course! |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 11:54am On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:deceived with garri and groundnut really? looooolz The infantile dying squealing of an IPOB pig Oya collect this one: Your mother would still be the Giuliani Buffon of your community, catching random dicks at the village gate if your libertine father didn't plant an ape like you in her womb forcing her into retirement Are you still pretending we're sparring? IPOB bastard! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:10am On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242: You're a temperamental accident; the complete result of the collusion between your father's drunken impulses and your mother's lust for cheap pleasure. Listen , there's no one in your long lineage of peasants and itinerant drug couriers who can match my penmanship. Your grandfather was a yam thief, who birthed the village clown called your father who in turn feathered you by the village cunt whose pussy has seen more spin than a street bicycle Now how the heck can a nobody like you pretend to spar with me? Conquered, dispossessed idiot 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:04am On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:You're the inevitable result of a lazy mother and part-time father. Your chances of out -sparring anyone on Nairaland is less than 1/10 of the chance IPOB has in defeating FG. I will advise you to show some respect for me, as I would have very well been your father if I had elected to wait in queue for my turn with your mother. Bitch had the sexual discipline of a bonobo chimpanzee I understand your default language is abakiliki dialect so being forced to converse in English is an Intellectual milestone for you.. But you need to go back to your posts , read them again. You see you couldn't cross your Ts just like your mother couldn't cross her legs. Now you're the aftershock of her sexual rascality! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 9:57am On Aug 24, 2022 |
ezechi242:I swear your pen game is as weak as your father's penile efforts Which one be beans 70 naira? na diss be that? You're manifestation of the curses inflicted by your village shrine on your parents. ' curses This scalped IPOB tout has the discipline of an invalid...IPOB thinks they're winning the fight with FG, and this son of a dispossessed Osu thinks he's swung a punch. If your mama clitoriz no big pass her brain mass, you for no dey afflicted with uncommon idiocy like this. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:56pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242:are you this deluded? Igbos are seldom credited with witchcraft but you seem to be inflicted with demons. Here you're being beaten like a transformer thief and you're talking about schooling someone who has somehow removed your wretched spirit from your shellacked body and preserved you to witness the transition of your own death. Son of a part-time hoe, full time Osu. |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 9:58pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242:I read your first line and stopped.... For your own good do not go parental to save yourself heart pain You will collapse like your father's bantam peñïs. I started sparring when your mother was still going from one gynecologist to another to see if her cyst-beclouded ovum could hold your father's watery spermatid to conceive you. If we traded generations, your mother will realize the folly of her marital choice and rue the derisory buffoon she called your father |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242: Please, realise if your parents had a son like me they'll human-traffic you for a bottle of cooking oil and a bottle of unadulterated snuff. your confusion has made you to quote a single post 3 times. Now explain to yourself, how do you alienate someone's existence? You must have been fed goat milk at infancy. Your pen game is as feeble as IPOB 's attempt at freeing the fugitive albino, KANU What a waste of your mother's vagina secretion |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 6:37pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242:you mean annihilated! If your father had used your tuition fees for poultry, he would have been a happier man than your existence has brought him. World's boldness ignoramus! |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 2:10pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242:reading your post, I'm wondering how long it takes to regain balance and composure after receiving an uppercut. You just set a new benchmark of being dazed for 29 long hours. You need to pause, take a long breath then compose yourself. You're not striking the target one bit. Like IPOB like ezechi242 |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 9:53am On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242: Are you a female, as in a 12 year old female? You seem like you're on the verge of tears. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 7:44am On Aug 23, 2022 |
ezechi242:I have been conversing with the epitome of Eastern male illiteracy There's nothing like soak away pit. It is simply soakaway. The 2cm stretch is very figurative....even 7 year olds know that. See how I made you portray your school as a clown college producing idiots with brain lession. Has to be decades your brain mustered any task other than calculating turnovers in fake DVDs. Now it's going to need a vocation after sparring with me You're well past 30 but your parents should still consider late term abortion. Your life is still economically inferior to a blade of cow grass |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 11:33pm On Aug 22, 2022 |
ezechi242:your comeback is generic, lazy and internet-overused. Read it again and realize you're a high quality idiot like every IPOB human dung who can't think of ways of saving its people other than an imbecilic order of sit-at-home. Now place a hand on your head, feel the low pressure of your blood flow? That's because your brain can't stretch beyond 2cm. Come at me with weak lines again and I will bring civil war on your doorstep, your mountain, cassava -chewing billy goat. Next time I hear you talk about joblessness, I'm going to remind you of your criminal relatives in India and Indonesia selling drugs for a living. A human debris like you should be thankful that we can spare time in our busy schedule to tend to your behavioral disturbances and social maladjustment. What a putrid sac of human pus! |
Politics / Re: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:06pm On Aug 22, 2022 |
ezechi242:your comeback is as lame and as lazy as IPOB 's feeble kicks at independence There's a reason you're an IPOB agitator...take a look at your yam calf, hairy chests and triangular shape of head..... You never really made the evolutionary jump from primates to homo sapiens. Baboon with an Android |
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