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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oil Company Job Or Traveling Abroad by LhasaAsp: 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
kes4glory:
I know this will may front page... FTC..... I remember how I got 10,000 from an FTC in 2019, I want to give back to society now

Okay give back to me shocked also cos I'm part of the society
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oil Company Job Or Traveling Abroad by LhasaAsp: 1:38pm On Dec 03, 2021
@ sammyj490
How much is the OP company salary?
Which country is he travelling to?
We need to weigh better options sometimes staying here might be profitable to us. It equally depends on going overseas also, is he going there to work? Study? Or do both.
The country of relocation is equally important.

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Romance / Re: Survey: This Thread Is For Guys who Perform Mouth Gig. Win 1K naira by LhasaAsp: 1:29pm On Dec 03, 2021
DroppingLiquid:
yup. details


Thanks
Romance / Re: Survey: This Thread Is For Guys who Perform Mouth Gig. Win 1K naira by LhasaAsp: 1:24pm On Dec 03, 2021
DroppingLiquid:
Guys if you perform cunnilingus on women, can you please identify yourself here? I'm carrying out a survey.

First question.

1. Do you suffer from any kind of stomach ulcer?

2. How often do you give cunnilingus?

Depending on the detail of your answer, I might award 1k (data or airtime) to you.


PS: The reason I'm carrying out this survey is because through some rigorous research of my own, I may have come across a breakthrough in ulcer immunity research.

Thanks for your cooperation.

To answer the first question, no I did not suffer from any stomach ulcer. I guess it had nothing to do with stomach ulcer though.

Second question I don't often do it though it has a slimy taste sometimes salty. Let's say once in a while just to get my babe into the mood wink. Yes the pussy can be a little bit Alkaline I don't know.
Satisfied
Crime / Re: Another Man, 54, Jailed For Life Over Rape Of Neighbour's Girl, 10 by LhasaAsp: 1:13pm On Dec 03, 2021
cheesy grin grin
bomb24:
afonja score card for the year 2021

Common sense F9

Ritualism A1

Rape A1

Incest A1

Fraud A1

skull mining A1

Human part trading A1

Organ harvesting A1

Beheading A1

cannibalism A1

grave hunting B2

Body part harvesting A1

Drug trafficking C2

Baby factory human part dealing A1

Cowardice A1

paternity fraud A1

female genital mutilation A1

Tribal mark designing A1

Back stabing A1

slum dwelling A1

international fraudsters A1

Propaganda A1

Noise making without no substance A1

Usain bolting A1

Fear of Fulani A1

Out of school drop out A1

cultism A1

agberoism A1

Paranoia A1



















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Family / Re: Cute Abiola: Navy Gives Reason For Refusing To Release Comedian After 10 Days by LhasaAsp: 7:40am On Nov 25, 2021
TroubleMaker47:

Seaman? Wait i taught he was a commission officer?
Like a navy sub lieutenant?

No Ordinary seaman is the lowest rank in non commissioned officer.
The rank that equates a Sublieutenants in the Army is the Midshipman
Crime / Re: Two Robbery Suspects Die During Operation On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by LhasaAsp: 6:53am On May 11, 2021
ojonwamama:
These are part of the people shouting #EndSars #EndSars last year

How to you know?
Romance / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Lady Marries Old Man After Man Who Got Her Pregnant Absconded by LhasaAsp: 10:15am On Jan 18, 2021
Patrioticman007:


East side !!!

Does that look east to you. The dressing? Smh!
Romance / Re: A Short Thread, Ladies& Gentlemen. Sit Back And Fear Women- (Copied) by LhasaAsp: 11:37pm On Dec 29, 2020
angry angry angry
I don't understand women anymore, u slept with your guys bf in d fuckn auz.

Women are bitches such as d dogs I rear (Lhas Asp) as for that pig above me grin. He/she is frustrated. A loose ranting puppy.
Celebrities / Re: Ugandan Court Orders Omah Lay And Tems' Release by LhasaAsp: 3:42pm On Dec 15, 2020
SirWarlock:
what would have happened? So Nigeria can't jail a G7 citizen if found guilty? undecided

Dont ask me, angry.
Celebrities / Re: Ugandan Court Orders Omah Lay And Tems' Release by LhasaAsp: 3:06pm On Dec 15, 2020
I blame Buhari for this. angry.. They dare not try this to Nigerians years ago.. Assuming we were still giants and all this countries run to us for loans and help. They would be at our feet.
But, no... We might even go for loan tomorrow.
angry Bleep Bubu.
Freedom can never be over emphasized.

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Crime / Re: Wisdom Timo: Missing 11-Year-Old Orphan Found Trekking From Rivers To Onitsha by LhasaAsp: 11:36am On Nov 08, 2020
molbic:
how is that even possible? From rumuokoro to owerri is about 47 kilometers and from owerri to onitcha is about 45 kilometers if not more

You dont know anything, he doesn't need to cross Owerri to Anambra. He can go directly from Emoha down to Anambra by passing through Egba/Ndoni L.G.A, it all depends on his location in the L.G.A. There are roads but commercial buses don't ply them because they are not interstate roads.

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Celebrates Her 35th Birthday (Pictures) by LhasaAsp: 11:22am On Nov 08, 2020
Respect55:
I hope u will leave people's husbands after this

I hope peoples husbands would leave her after this angry

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Romance / Re: Sore Dick Because Of Extremely Strong Penis "Details Inside" by LhasaAsp: 8:33am On Nov 08, 2020
Axel1:


My new girlfriend vagina is averagely wet whenever we are having sex, i would have thought the problem is coming from her but I have had same encounter with my past 3 girlfriends, i forgot to state that on the post I made. I have always had a sore penis after sex with them. I don't know if it's because of prolonged sex because I always use Samsu oil whenever I'm having a sex and it could make me stay longer for minutes and sometimes an hour
Romance / Re: Sore Dick Because Of Extremely Strong Penis "Details Inside" by LhasaAsp: 8:32am On Nov 08, 2020
Axel1:


My new girlfriend vagina is averagely wet whenever we are having sex, i would have thought the problem is coming from her but I have had same encounter with my past 3 girlfriends, i forgot to state that on the post I made. I have always had a sore penis after sex with them. I don't know if it's because of prolonged sex because I always use Samsu oil whenever I'm having a sex and it could make me stay longer for minutes and sometimes an hour


Stop using that Samsu oil. You are having reactions, some people get reactions from lubricants, condom e.t.c. the oil might be giving you reactions.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Joe Biden To Be Impeached For Harris To Be President (Throwback by LhasaAsp: 8:13am On Nov 08, 2020
ehis010:
Did you people take time to watch the video at all? Johnson Suleiman hasn't said anything different. He said God showed him in order for him to pray against it (interceed) because if Biden wins he'll be impeached for Kamala Haris, and Biden is not the issue. This doesn't mean that Trump won't still become President like the others have prophesied because ots possible God has heard their prayers (intercession) and therefore Trump will be president.

Read prophesy 43
Politics / Re: South East Groups Pitch For Igbo President In 2023 by LhasaAsp: 8:08am On Nov 08, 2020
DenreleDave:


Stop attached by force... How can a great tribe like Igbo be forcing their tribe on people?

Isn't that inferiority complex...?

Have u see yoruba force themselves on kwara or kogi or benin rep

Have u seen Hausa force themselves..

Only Igbos forcing others tribes to be Igbo..

Let the. Be... Na by force?


Bro.. Ngozi recognizes herself to be igbo. I have heard her speak in her native dialect... She kepts saying Ndi Igbo anyi ( typical way an igbo man addresses his people).

Nobody is forcing anybody. All these were political expansions. Its just normal, you can't speak the language, bear the sane name and celebrate the same festivals. We have yoruba roots and tribes to in Benin.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Politics / Re: South East Groups Pitch For Igbo President In 2023 by LhasaAsp: 8:08am On Nov 08, 2020
DenreleDave:


Stop attached by force... How can a great tribe like Igbo be forcing their tribe on people?

Isn't that inferiority complex...?

Have u see yoruba force themselves on kwara or kogi or benin rep

Have u seen Hausa force themselves..

Only Igbos forcing others tribes to be Igbo..

Let the. Be... Na by force?


Bro.. Ngozi recognizes herself to be igbo. I have heard her speak in her native dialect... She kepts saying Ndi Igbo anyi ( typical way an igbo man addresses his people).

Nobody is forcing anybody. All these were political expansions. Its just normal, you can't speak the language, bear the sane name and celebrate the same festivals. We have yoruba roots and tribes to in Benin.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Hmmmmm....
Politics / Re: South East Groups Pitch For Igbo President In 2023 by LhasaAsp: 8:03am On Nov 08, 2020
uncle005:
Gov. Umahi stressed that south east people believe in one Nigeria.
I disagree with Umahi on that, south east belief in Biafra

Ipob belief in biafra
Politics / Re: Kamala Harris' Niece, Meena Is Married To A Nigerian, Nicolas Ajagu by LhasaAsp: 7:43am On Nov 08, 2020
BIGGESThead6:


IGBO only have 4 States in this Country. Imo, Ebonyi, Enugu and Abia.


Mumu, Fulani man from Niger. It is 5 igbo states go back to your country.

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Romance / Re: This is Huge...SARS Should Arrest This Man for Drawing This — To Be Deleted Soon by LhasaAsp: 11:57am On Oct 07, 2020
MoonWater:
she don chop ban

grin grin
Romance / Re: This is Huge...SARS Should Arrest This Man for Drawing This — To Be Deleted Soon by LhasaAsp: 11:32am On Oct 07, 2020
Silentgroper:
Zzor's nyash

Make she catch you.
Romance / Re: This is Huge...SARS Should Arrest This Man for Drawing This — To Be Deleted Soon by LhasaAsp: 10:18am On Oct 07, 2020
Silentgroper:
Ur moniker tho. I guess u must be female.

What at you groping silently angry
Romance / Re: This is Huge...SARS Should Arrest This Man for Drawing This — To Be Deleted Soon by LhasaAsp: 9:44am On Oct 07, 2020
iLegendd:


Some Nairalanders have done this to me severally. I'll ask for their numbers to send card and they'll either make a mistake with the number or bluntly say they didn't see it just to make it look as if I didn't fulfil my promise.

I have never promised anyone money or card without fulfilling it ever since I was born. People who can't keep promise shouldn't make promises. If feels bad when people like us who keep promise always get scammed.


No reason am, as far as u dey post evidence.

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