cloaked: ¤ NOTE;

...please peeps, activate your student-ship and register for your various courses, especially electives as soon as the E-portal's activated for 2012/2013 academic session tomorrow by noon!...in order to register for electives before they get filled (limited spaces available) and also to avoid E-congession later!!!

PS: registrations can only be done after payments...

so we cnt do anytin on d eportal 2morow if we avnt paid

Da'saintpee:
scratch cards 4 all payments i paid #46,140 in all for faculty of science at skye bank. Dey colectd #350 for each card

wat do u mean by all payments? Pls b specific

Tonisious504: so dat means d local govt leta is nt compulsory if we have d birth certificate?

dey nid proof of ur state of origin. Ur birth certificate tels wher u wer born bt nt wer u kum 4rm. Ur cert. of state of origin is d primary requirement bt u cn bring a cert 4rm d lg in ur hometown. Dis wld stil serve d same purpose

TOSIN ACCA: For the mathematicians:
The price of a cycle is reduced by 25 per cent. The new price is reduced by a further 20 per cent. The two reductions together are equal to a single reduction of
A. 45%
B. 40%
C. 35%
D. 32.5%
E. 30%

let x b d original price
25% of x= x/4
d price has bin reduced by x/4,
hence, new price=1-x/4=(3/4)x
20% of (3/4)x=(3/20)x
now, since (3/4)x ws reduced by 20% nd 20%=(3/20x),
d new price wld b (3/4)x-(3/20)x=(3/5)x
now, wat percentage of x is (3/5)x? To find out, we say
[(3/5)x]/x*100%=60%
d new price is 60% of d original price n has thus been reduced by 40( i.e 100-60)%
ans= b

illicit: Pls can som1 tell me hw long it will take 4 d remaining lists come out?

dis ur question sef. I no undastand o. U're nt specific n evn if u wer, d question is stil beyond dis thread

illicit: Pls can som1 tell me hw long it will take 4 d remaining lists come out?

dis ur question sef. I no undastand o. U're nt specific n evn if u wer, d question is stil strange 4 dis thread

Hausa: of cos na. Dint u read d news?
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or are u planning to drop in late?

so dat's wat d newspaper says?

Hausa: na wa o, u dint do f/maths and ure solving all dis fmaths questions. Abi u been get d idea b4?

u're getin me wrong. I did f/maths in skul bt nt in waec

michealade: r u sure u r nt a nite watch guard!!dz ur nite onlineliness make me wonder

abi wetin man go do? If thief no rob n evrywer dey borin, d logical tin 2 do is get busy

bohrlanle: Pls is d local government cetrificate of origin compulsory?

u must av a lg cert or a cert of state of origin. 1 of d 2 wil do

Yhemit: SCREENING OF FRESH STUDENTS .
All fresh students are to report in the university for the screening exercise at their various faculties.They shd come with their various documents listed above as well as the tellers used in d payment of d charges and d downloaded payment certificates from d e-portal.Any fresh student who fail to report for d screening exercise within the specific period i.e March 4 to March 8,2013 will be deemed to have forfeited his/her admission offer.Flyers for the procedure on screening/reg for fresh student will be made available at the Admission office and in all Faculties and Halls of Residence.

march 4-8? R u sure of dat bro

Hausa: dis one u dint get admitted in 2011, hope it wasnt u.i?

i got admited 2 study pet n gas engr in unilag bt i lost d admisn because i didnt do f/maths in waec n my neco result ws totally useless

Adex097: buh this guy's situation still baffles me o...how can the student with the highest score in oau's pj(337) score 203 in UTME...somethings are just mysterious.

dnt b surprised. Last year's jamb was blast. In 2011, 2000+ candid8s scored 300+ wyl 37000+ candid8s scored 270-299 in d ume. Last year, only 3 candid8s scored 300+ wyl just 2000+ scored 270-299. U cn imagine. In 2011, i scored 276 in jamb n 81 in maths. Last yr, i had 231 in jamb n 59 in maths. In 2011, i didnt complete physics n i wsnt evn confident of d whole exam. Last year, wen i heard dat 3 pple scored above 300, i ws sure dat i ws 1 of dem. It ws a GREAT shock wen i saw 231. My point is dat last year's jamb ws blast. I tink dey deducted marks

uceee: Oga lickingleks, no need to search anymore. Am right here. Mech. Engr. student too. @Evad stop feeling lonely, u've got two close cousins. See u guys in school.

hurray. Ucee, r u on 2go? @evad, take heart n dnt lose faith. All is nt lost.....not yet

pedrose: Pls wen will OAU's newly released list be uploaded
On their website

in d nearest past

skysol: luk i already knw d@ u ar xo foolish 2 decur....u ar jst lik a sandy soil

at least i've learned sumtin new. Sandy soil is foolish!!!

skysol: luk i already knw d@ u ar xo foolish 2 decur....u ar jst lik a sandy soil

at least i've learnt sumtin new. Sandy soil is foolish!!!

Hausa:
no offence but ure not capable of understanding.

no offence but u're nt capable of passin comprehensible info. Lol

TOSIN ACCA: To make it balanced, here's the question for the SCIENTISTS and the MATHEMATICALLY-INCLINED!
A 3 by 4 rectangle is inscribed in circle. What is the area of the circle?
A. 25π
B. 30π
C. 12.5π
D. 4.25π
E. 6.25π

draw a circle n input a rectangle of dimensions 4*3, ensurin dat all 4 corners of d rectangle touch d circle. Draw d diagonals, p1 n p2, of d rectangle. D point of intasectn, N, of p1 nd p2 is d centre of d circle. N is at a point half d distance of d length n breadth of d rectangle. Hence, d horizontal n vertical distance of N 4rm d length n breadth of d rectangle is 2 nd 1.5 respectivly. D length of d diagonal 4rm N to any of d corners is d radius, r, of d circle. Usin pythagoras theorem, r=2.5. Now, we cn use d 4mular 4 area i.e
A=pi*r^2
A=pi*2.5*2.5
=6.25pi
E is d ansa

TOSIN ACCA:
2 30 + 2 30 + 2 30+ 2 30=
4. 2(30)= 2(2) .2(30)= 2(2+30) {factorising)
2 32.
That's how the solution was presented. To put all doubts to rest, here is the solution to the questions, as proffered by the TEST MAKERS(note they are seasoned examiners):
GRE Problem Solving Explanation
Test 01
8. 2 30 + 2 30 + 2 30 + 2 30 =
A. 8 120
B. 8 30
C. 2 32
D. 2 30
E. 2 26
Correct Answer: C
Explanation:
All four terms are identical therefore we have 4 (2 30 ).
But 4 = 2 2 , and so we can write 2 2 . 2 30
Which is equivalent to 2 32

cn u pls tel me wat topic d question is on because all i saw ws mathematical magomago/manipulatn. No formulae, no laws. Sori 2 say dat 4rm my view point, wich i dare say is credible, d solution ws baseless

Evad: Hmmmm...I'm still waiting for someone else admitted into computer engineering ooo

eeyah. Me sef is lukin 4 felo mech engrs. Sori i'm nt a broda, bt i'm a cousin

Hausa: I am so proud that the fans still call my name,
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But I fear tomorrow they might stop.
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I fear it because I love it.
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And everything you love, you fear you'll lose.
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>……Eric Cantona 2004.
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futuballing things.
Lets go there

cn u pls spare me d pains of seein dis post n d acompanyin picture again. I'm sure i'ld recognize any of d spectators wen i go 2 england, 10x 2 u

EMMAUGOH: Hi Am a Jambite,Pls i want to know an available university between university of ogun state and U I i will add as my first choice.I want to study Buisness Admistration.

u miss road no b small

TOSIN ACCA: 2 30 + 2 30 + 2 30 + 2 30 =
A. 8 120
B. 8 30
C. 2 32
D. 2 30
E. 2 26
This kind of question may unsettle you in an exam hall.It may seem like a dwarfish david but you never can tell; it could defeat one's goliath.
Want to try? Then start now.

i cnt evn guess unda wat topic dat questn cld b askd, bt i'ld go 4 B(8 30) if i ws askd. Y? because lyf is neva str8 4ward

Evad:

No cause for alarm bro
We have similar probs but the Jamb admission slip is optional not compulsory

#I stand 2b corrected

u're nt completely corect dere. Jamb admisn leta is d most important of all d documents we're 2 bring along. Tho, in dis case, i'm sure d skul is aware of d situatn n wld make sure 2 confirm 4rm d lists or eportal

Austinobisnr: payment of acceptance of admission to commence next week.

wat's ur source

Tonisious504: HURRAY! THE E-PORTAL HAS BEEN UPGRADED. U CAN NOW CHECK UR 2012/2013 ADMISSION STATUS. MARCH 1ST,FRESHERS 2 REQUEST 4 ACCOMMODATION BY 4PM. #gbam! OAU! Here we cum ooo. Thank u jesus.

welcum 2 planet earth

illicit: wats arm of flesh? N my state of origin is nt showing as well o, is it cos am nt admitted yet?

guy, na wa 4 u o. U saw ''congratulations!'' n u're givin urself headache ova notin. Jst so u knw, it's d same wit evry1

Damboy96: Paticula se wa je ninu yoruba. Yoruba ponbele ni ki e je ki a so.

kò sí wàhálà. Àmó sá, a kò le so wípé yorùbá náà pónbélé tí àmì ohùn kò bá jeyo nínu rè

Hausa:
At the awo of all awos'.

is dat a hostel

Hausa:
Chillax, dont worry bout him.
I'll get him @ d get-togeda.

i kinda agree wit him. Afta readin d post i went bak 2 make sure u wer d 1 wu wrote it