Hausa: dont tell me u slept in d class during d postume

Divine intaventn saved d day. I slept at my aunty's. Wat abt u? Wer did u stay

Damboy96: Today is international mother language day, am gonna blow correct yoruba(Ibadan) today. Bawo ni eyin eniyan mi ni ori ikanni yii.

á wà pá-síòus. Emí ìn pàrtícúlàr

Cn sum1 pls giv me info on d mosquito situatn in d hostels so i cn kit up ready 4 dem

illicit:
I scored 242 in jamb, 248 in post utme, I chose pol sci, agg is 245, just some marks short but I'm way over some other courses in d faculty like philosophy and PPE.

bros. Av u checkd d eportal? because i dnt c ow it's posible dat u wer nt given anytin

Teaser4: oau used 3 banks last year...Zenith,First and Wema(accommodation fees only) acceptance fee is 20k...flat....

élòó ni jálè jálè(ow much b d last price)

Teaser4: when u wana request for bedspace u will login to the portal,with ur jamb registration no,and ur birth year as ur password...u gona change it later. First u will pay all the required fees in to oau bank account.after then u will come to skul(resumption) u can pay on campus if u wish.cos those banks may not confirm ur payments in time,if ur payments have not been confirmed u cant do anything on the portal,not even bedspace clearance...that's why I said it is slow nd stresssful,it depends on the bank sha...

wat bank wld u recomend? N i'm a bit worid abt dis aceptance fee tin. No1 is sayin anytin abt it

Hausa: OMG!!!! I guess all these things were entering my right ear and passing out tru d left when my maths teacher was teaching dis things in class. Smh for me

eeyah... Sori 2 hear dat. Wel, i'm badly in nid of cash. I cld REMIND u if u cn afford my services

Tonisious504: can u pls explain beta,i dn't undastnd.

in questions lyk dat, dey giv a limit. 4 example, dey myt say T={all multiples of 7 wich r less dan 100} bt here, der's ntn lyk dat. D multiples of 7 continue 2 infinity, i.e, dey r endless. D same goes 4 13. If T is a set of all multiples of 7 n S is a set of all multiples of 13, den TnS is d set of al integers dat r multiples of both 7 n 13. 91 is d 1st of such numbas. If u continue 2 ryt dem out, u'll find dat der's no end 2 dem. Hence, d set is indefinite n continues til infinity

TOSIN ACCA:
We both guessed right!
I knew you're engineer with the way you handled the question.
Thanks for obliging my request.

u're welcum. Account student n u wer postin grammar quizzes. Hmmm..... U bad o

shanny001:
ife

dat's a wise choice. U've w8ed dis lng. Surely, a few days mre wnt do u any harm

TOSIN ACCA:
I guess that was harmlessly and 'sweatlessly' done.
What course are you in for?And don't get angry when I come running to you in campus to solicit your MATHEMATICAL HELP.
So fellows, LICKELENGS helped us with the answer:
E.

i'll b glad 2 b of help. I'm in 2 study mechanical engineerin. Wat 'bout u? Let me guess. Accounts?

kristana: ok u triedd. .bt itz stil nt funi.

helo, Kristana, cn u pls drop ur 2go usaname or facebook id

TOSIN ACCA: Sometimes I wonder how some simple questions seem to defy solution at the first instance.
Try out this:
If S is the set of positive integers that are multiples of 7, and if T is the set of positive integers that are multiples of 13, how many integers are in the intersection of S and T?
(A) None
(B) One
(C) Seven
(D) Thirteen
(E) More than thirteen

Kindly give a succint explanation to support your answer.Don't just guess.

Infinity. D l.c.m of 7 n 13 is 91. Ur sets r nt definite hence, dey xtend 2 infinity. D elements in d intasectn r multiple of 91 wich also extend 2 infinity. S n T={91, 182, 273, 364,.....to infinity}. Hence, n(TnS)=infinity

Damboy96: Am tired of answering that question about me being hermienart and being a male, so this is the real me. Signed ¤DAMBOY¤

Are you a boy?

kristana: wu knws.. Wel tank God i live close 2 ife

hey. Dat's gud 4 u. R u on 2go? I'm avin a prob wit yahoo

kristana: acceptance ke?. .we avnt bin tod to nw. .we dnt even knw hw much

dis oau is strange. Acceptance fee shld kum b4 any oda tin n imedi8ly afta admisn list is out. Bt dey jst kept totaly mute abt it. Oweva, i knw witout a doubt dat its N20k. Anyway, i'm a broda. A 'w' of 'J'(derived 4rm Jw). I hp u undastand

Has any1 here paid acceptance fee?

slybrolin: *sigh* to start with I will 1stly make known of my admiration for d writer of d poem gloatkenf, being a lover and writer of articles, poems etc, its nt such an easy task writing a poem it takes a savvy, intelligent and creative being 2 do so. Also, 2 d articulate lady in d house ur boldness and firmness of character is an hallmark of a great person; am sure u have d best interest of gloat... In mind when u gave ur comments abt d poem. As u rightly said nt evribodi loves reading write-ups. And to Ola u also showed great character in commenting and giviving ur opinion abt d whole 'ish'... If I should give my candid opinion abt dis as a good literature student I would say d poem evidently has a meaning its passing across, jst dt it seemed a lil unorganized maybe its cos of u trying to employ a complex diction which is allowed in literature, try improve on dt, ur audience really matter try give them what dey need if nt 4ever bt @least 4 nw, I understand what u trying to pass across bt u have to make ppl wanna read more hence d 'literary techniques' will come to play. And to Godzlove, my advice to u is simple when trying 2 correct or comment on sth try nt to be 2 blunt, u being blunt sometimes sends d wrong message e.g what jst happened here am sure if u had done it in a mild way am sure dis whole issue wouldn't have ensued; I knw u were jst trying to help bt we are all human seeing our work rubbished can never appeal 2 us, a note of appreciation+ur comments myt have done d job. And to d person who talked abt slangs and abbreviation been used, at dis point I must say d person is nt too familiar with literature dre is what is called 'poetic license' with dis d poet gets 2 use words as he seems fit slangs included

i couldn't posibly agree mre. Criticism is only worth it's wyl if it's constructiv

GodzBELOVED:
ah ha! Just as I am doing right now.

it appears u 2 r d only 1s shakin heads. I wonda y

Hausa:
common!!!! Criticisms shudnt ruin him. Shud rather make him stronger

aside d undisputable fact dat d criticism ws overly harsh, i also tink it ws both impractical n unappropri8. I apreci8 d idea of criticism bt i bliv dat it shld b balanced. Wen u maximize a person's failins n minimize his creditable achievements, he tends 2 bliv dat his effort ws mostly bad. Dat is a TERRIBLE tin

GodzBELOVED:

*sigh* First of all, I'm not a bro. Second, you can't compare this poem to any of Shakespeare's. If you want to write like him, i'd advise you to read more of his works. Shakespeare's poems are usually deep, not always easy to comprehend BUT his lining, his ideas, they link to support waheva he's writing. Concernin ur poem, to be sincere, if I were to rate it, I'd give u a 3 over ten. I've read a number of poems that are hard to understand but if you read deeply,you'd understand d sense in them. They aren't just abstract[like this is], they lead somewhere. If you want your poems to be hard to comprehend like Shakespeare's, read and study more of his poems!

madam, wich 1 u don ryt? Gloatkenf, nyc 1 jare. If at dis age, u're able 2 deliber8ly depict confusion in an appealin manner, i cn only dare 2 imagine wat u'ld do in d nxt 10 yrs. Godzbeloved, no offence is intended, bt such criticism at dis stage cld ruin a persn's drimz. Leave him be pls

Yhemit: guys i need ur comment,is it correct 'B.A' i think is 'bsc'

dnt boda ur head jare. B.sc or B.A, dey av d same value. Tho, i must say dat 4 pol.sci, i tink b.sc is mre apropriate

Gud 2 c dat law students av decided 2 speak comprehensiv. Any mech engr in d ouse?

Yhemit: #pol.sc

i'll recommend f/maths project 3 for matrices n f/maths project 2 wld help a bit in permutatn n combinatn. I rily dnt tink u shld b botherin urself abt dem, anyway. Afterall, u're nt studyin an engineerin course or evn maths. So jst reeeelaaaaax

Yhemit: Plz who no permutation,combinatn nd matrix....M fear dem

av no fear, child, wat av u bin admited 2 study?

skysol: guy ur own near oo.i ws actually tinkin it dec.22 o

no b by force o. U fit resume dec 22nd. Oau no go disturb u. Make u dey faaji dey go jare. Enjoy ur lyf

massmedia: Latest information tells me that we are likely to resume JULY 14....

Don't ask me where i got my info from

it had beta b a joke

U knw d funi tin dat hapnd at my syd? Der ws no lyt thruout 2day until 10 mins afta d match, dat's wen d celebratns wer goin on. At least person wey no watch match go watch celebratn. It's sumtin

Hausa: cant be

can't b so sure

Oau... I guess it's d only uni on nairaland dat has an active thread on 2012/2013 admisns wyl der's also a thread on 2013/2014 admisns runnin at d same tym

rajidgreat: yeah dat true. i op ur own 2 won't turn out d same. because dere is anoder thread 4 2013/2014 OAu admission now at least they need our guide on subject combinatn courses n oders dat we've surpassed.BRO join the thread now while we wait 4 infos 4rm our bros let do our own part 4 d jun 1s.

k. I'ld check dat out