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Nairaland General › Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 12:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
christinie:
You should teach me when you are done with your kindergarten school.
k
Nairaland General › Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 12:08pm On Aug 31, 2015
Realtol:
She does... It's truly stale. You need to upgrade yourself and move with time stop lagging behind. This your joke is as old as Metushelah
k
Nairaland General › Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 7:52am On Aug 31, 2015
christinie:
Stale
you really don't know the meaning of "stale", do you?
Nairaland General › See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 7:47am On Aug 31, 2015
This is just for Fun…

Imagine you own a Company and someone wrote this kind of letter below to you, What Reply would you send to such person?

Read the Later below:-

I hereby refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company, and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.

Each time I apply for a job I always get a reply that no vacancy, but in this case I hv caught you red-handed ooh yes korokoro and you have no excuse cos I even attended the funeral to be sure he was actually dead and buried before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my c.v, his death certificate and his coffee picture.
thank you and I look forward to your by force approval.

Yours sincerely,
Jeremiah.






What Reply would you send to such person? Drop your comment.


Cc, lalasticlala
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: This Bus Finds Itself Here Because The Driver Was Following Google Map by LieDetector(m): 6:20pm On Aug 30, 2015
Lalasticlala, come and laugh o grin
Celebrities › Re: Fan Mocks Skiibii For Wearing The Same Pair Of Jeans(See Photos) by LieDetector(m): 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Ah swear!
This boiy don use himself do yeye..


Nonsense boiy undecided
in Celine dion's

"I've been waiting for you
Here inside my heart...
"
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests 14-year-old Boko Haram Suspect Spying At Abuja Airport by LieDetector(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29, 2015
tociano009:
Bist du krank?
Nein, bin ich nicht grin
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests 14-year-old Boko Haram Suspect Spying At Abuja Airport by LieDetector(m): 5:50pm On Aug 29, 2015
Kyri:
by the way der Kommissar geht um
I'd wager you don't know what you typed up there grin
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by LieDetector(m): 12:30pm On Aug 29, 2015
LieDetector:
please how do I know my number from the list of eligible participants you uploaded?
puskin please clarify me here.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests 14-year-old Boko Haram Suspect Spying At Abuja Airport by LieDetector(m): 12:18pm On Aug 29, 2015
BaBaMike:
Ich spreche sehr gut deutsch, ich lebe mehr als 28 Jahre in Germany.

Weiter üben, Du bist auf dem richtigen Weg! Du bist schon ganz gut!

keep it up.
I swear I had to use a translator here cheesy. 28yrs? shocked. Little wonder why you are an adept in German language

I'm not too good at it yet though. I only know some basic things. Haven't gone deep into the language. Still have got a whole lot to learn.
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests 14-year-old Boko Haram Suspect Spying At Abuja Airport by LieDetector(m): 11:41am On Aug 29, 2015
BaBaMike:
LieDetector, Who is your German teacher? grin grin grin

The correct form is! Guten Morgen Nairalanders! Kann jemand von Euch Deutsch sprechen?

So heißt das richtig!
babamike, I no get any tutor o. I just dey learn for myself grin

Vielen Dank
Romance › Re: Too Much Sex Can Make You Miserable- New Research by LieDetector(m): 10:55am On Aug 29, 2015
londongal03:
You too like sex ! Haba
[size=20pt]IMPOSTER[/size] shocked

The pic in your DP isn't you. Choi! Why the low self esteem?
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests 14-year-old Boko Haram Suspect Spying At Abuja Airport by LieDetector(m): 10:35am On Aug 29, 2015
guten morgen nairalanders. Hat jemand von euch sprechen deutsch?
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Show Off His Dimple (photo) by LieDetector(m): 9:48am On Aug 29, 2015
Ajibo111:
rounakid...AGAIN
lol grin

But why regurgitating an old thread. To spite Rounakid huh?
Culture › Re: How Adamawa Governor Sat In Atiku's House (Photo) by LieDetector(m): 8:52am On Aug 29, 2015
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Health › Re: “my Fiancée Is HIV +…” by LieDetector(m): 8:40am On Aug 29, 2015
INTROVERT:
Moral of the story.... avoid unprotected sex and if possible avoid sex totally, giving head and bjs






As 4 me if I discover my fiancee is hiv+, it's a big byebye. it's my life, my decision
introvert, so you be male shocked

You've been bursted bro
Celebrities › Re: I’m Eyeing Many Women For Marriage – Baba Suwe by LieDetector(m): 8:25am On Aug 29, 2015
OK. Good for him.


NEXT
angry
Phones › Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by LieDetector(m): 8:24am On Aug 29, 2015
lordtosan:
this is a case of EFCC being charged for corruption that they are meant to originally combat. If liedetector fit blow this kind lie (300MB), then the likes of friedPlantain still get ssce for lie.
make your eyes comfortable bro

Crime › Re: 65year-old Landlord Lured, Raped Our Daughter For Rituals – Victim’s Mother(pic) by LieDetector(m): 7:43am On Aug 29, 2015
One thing I desire of this nation

"that we may start enforcing harsh sanctions on culprits like Indonesia.
Phones › Re: What Consumes Most Of Your Mobile Data? by LieDetector(m): 7:33am On Aug 29, 2015
Porn angry

I exhaust about 300mb in a day watching HD porn. Can be really frustrating at times angry
Nairaland General › Re: I Know I Did This, What About You ? by LieDetector(m): 9:19pm On Aug 28, 2015
SQLmastar:
i detect lies!! grin
get an authentic liedetector then cheesy
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by LieDetector(m): 7:16pm On Aug 28, 2015
Timbuktu14:
never said it was, Reason i asked him. Ur blood dey hot.
Na just initial gra gra.


#PFPforFun grin.




But how do we deal with this issue of number? Honestly I don't know mine
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by LieDetector(m): 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2015
Timbuktu14:
just check puskin's posts... You will see d page where 'em names are listed.
I've seen the post but no number was attached to any person
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by LieDetector(m):
puskin:
...
please how do I know my number from the list of eligible participants you uploaded?
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by LieDetector(m): 6:48pm On Aug 28, 2015
cool
Food › Re: PHOTOS: Insects Found Inside A Sealed Curry Powder by LieDetector(m): 6:28pm On Aug 28, 2015
I was here
Nairaland General › Re: I Know I Did This, What About You ? by LieDetector(m): 6:16pm On Aug 28, 2015
The girl I did this with back then surprisingly gave me a call last week. Couldn't believe we would get to interact again
Politics › Re: Association Of Wailing Wailers (AWW) Has Run Out Of Membership Forms by LieDetector(m): 6:12pm On Aug 28, 2015
Keep dreaming grin
Politics › Re: Fatima Atiku Forfeits Salary As Adamawa Commissioner Of Health by LieDetector(m): 6:03pm On Aug 28, 2015
The papa money go dey enough for her and 5 generations to come.

No biggi angry
Politics › Re: Abacha's Daughter, Gumsu Mocks Amaechi On Instagram Over Buhari Appointment Snub by LieDetector(m): 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2015
c33b33:
Her father and Rotimi has have something in common let her don't forget that.

As for Rotimi,you see yourself? You want to make history. Now you have your history but all the love your people had for you is gone. SHAME!

IPOB Youth
FIXED

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