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Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 10:06pm On May 15, 2022
@YahooG all these things happened after you escaped from axemen miraculously? Omo una dey get mind o. So after that event, you still stayed in your locality not minding if those people can come for you again shocked
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Painting Video Amid News Of Her Mental Health by LieDetector(m): 5:42pm On May 11, 2022
mmadu4:
This is a true story . I once kissed Genevieve in 1995 it was a disco night party I can never forget that night . We were both tipsy and grooving I miss the 90s
can you still kiss her now?
Politics › Re: Presidential Poll: Peter Obi Arrives In Maiduguri (Pictures) by LieDetector(m): 8:59pm On May 08, 2022
buttlover:
The northerners will rather suffer than give their votes to a nyamiri
mouth piece of the northerners has spoken grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LieDetector(m): 8:40pm On May 08, 2022
eseka12:
There's no God in betting, infact God does not support anything dat has to do with gambling.... punting is pure LUCK and EXPERIENCE
spoken like a wise man. Exactly what I keep on telling people. Send your aza mek I drop you light change mek you use drink bear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Villarreal UCL (2 - 0) On 27th April 2022 by LieDetector(m): 11:05pm On May 07, 2022
Davidganna10:
I will consider this season a success if we win the champions league.
Win champions league and carabao cup= great season

Win champions league, Fa Cup and carabao cup= Fantastic season

Win all four Cups= Historic!
Any thing less we be seen as an average or above average by me.

So let get the Cup....
#YNWA#
hello bro. Can I ask you something?
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 6:37pm On May 04, 2022
Anny505:
Yeah....na their exec that year
I been no know. But the guy was popular in school then based on his participation in uniuyo team. Omo uniuyo was hot then. I remember when we dey night class for cbn hall in prep for exam. That one wey news spread say dem pack all man fone and lappy for cbn hall. I bn dey lucky that night. I bn follow one babe wey I dey pysche siddon for that fine art gallery side before we hear say boys don enter cbn hall collect all man phone. The news even made it to nairaland sef. Cultism was a thing in uniuyo. No how mek person wey go uniuyo between 2013-2018 talk say he no experience any harassment.
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 6:03pm On May 04, 2022
Anny505:
Ikpa Rd, you for tell dem say you be ZAMANI junior brother or KING BORO last born
zamani wey dey play for uniuyo team? Wey dark
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 5:51pm On May 04, 2022
Anny505:
Na you does boys been dey beat that day for perm site hostel grin
this one happen for ikpa road. No be perm site
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by LieDetector(m): 2:15pm On May 04, 2022
Zubbyangel555:
I have caught mine just because I left for just one week he slept with another girl. I came back earlier than expected only to meet him banging the lady I almost fainted cause I loved him so much although he said the girl was his fuckmate before but I just had to leave,i don't blame him though na me agree to date am cry cry cry
yen yen yen. Like you didn't cheat on him as well. Na who dem catch be thief after all cool
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by LieDetector(m): 2:12pm On May 04, 2022
Slynation:
hmmmm...I put it to you he had sex with you, before a guy starts treating you this way, it means he has signed his signature on that kpekus, so your last paragraph is null and void, but you can chose to live in denial on this faceless forum... grin
or maybe she denied the guy sex way too long
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by LieDetector(m): 2:11pm On May 04, 2022
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
I was waiting for this one
Yes oh in the front of my face sef grin
I was dating this guy for just a week oh , I called him to ask him if we could meet , I called when I was close to his usual hangout so I assumed he was there and I was just calling to inform him so he's not too surprised coz I don't like looking like I'm monitoring someone
He picked the call and said he wasn't there and just as he said that I spotted him backing me but I knew him , even with the eyesighg of an albino I can make out a person (his stature , his shirt , his hair , his friend )
I walked closer and asked again, he repeated himself " I'm just coming out of my house now " his house was quite far from where I saw him and then I saw her
She was dressed like them girls who do too much , worse part was she was ugly at least respect me and cheat with someone that's fine grin ( I'm joking )
She wore a silver bra under a see through shirt and then I approached him , he nearly choked
I was smiling like I didn't what was going on , I'm actually a very happy person and I don't know how to express sadness face to face with a person , I prefer to cry over the phone than in front of you , I always wanna look my best , I hugged him and just looked at her a bit , she just came closer to sit next to him , like she was marking her territory , I Sha dragged him to where I was going and I asked why he liked , was he already tired of me in a week grin , he said I didn't hear him correctly , I went home and replayed our convo, Truecaller records all my calls , and I heard it correctly, I left him around 9:50pm and I called around 10:30pm coz I wanted to confirm he was at home alone and not out fucking that girl , he didn't pick any of my calls and the next morning he said he slept off
Like did you sleep on the road ? At a point his line was busy I stayed up that night , playing detector, calling every hour to just know that he was alone

The next week he did the same thing , this time he said he was meeting a friend and he can't hangout with me , he forgot to mention his friend was a woman because I saw him with a lady again,the guy was a sloppy one

He was always receiving calls whenever I was with him and my sharp memory, I memorized the numbers , checked them on Truecaller then checked his friend list for the ones I saw on Truecaller , I just wanted to know if they were fine girls , at least to know if I'm with someone that other people wanted , it was barely 3 weeks and I was ready to break up , I was just irritated , broke up before a month Sha grin , he was the funniest cheat I'd ever encountered, the other ones were smarter ,
He was going around begging girls , even my close friends and my cousin , shamelessly shameless
I ghosted him , he wasn't worth a breakup nor was he worth my explanation , I had hardcore evidence against him , it wasn't assumptions or suspicions
He reappeared to confront me , I don't know how dumb he is to not know that I knew what he was doing in the short time we spent together ,
The worst thing I've ever been attracted to

I was just happy that I never had sex with him , I planned to because it was a really long time since I had sex with anyone but I still held my rule on unnecessarily wasting my bodycount on any and anyhow people
He brought it up 3 days after I said yes , I knew that was a big red flag �
I was just avoiding it stylishly
do you have big nyash and big breast? cool
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 11:57am On May 04, 2022
visijo:
Omo the best part of uniuyo is Perm site, no encounter with all these cultist at all, everywhere Jat cool cool
I stayed in Usse offot in my final year. But from 100-300L, I stayed in ikpa Road. Cultists been too disturb for that ikpa road. People no dey go house once it's 9pm. If I should stay out till 9, I dey kuku go night class go sleep. If not, them go stop you search you collect your phone.. grin grin
Politics › Re: IPOB Announces 5th, 6th May 2022 As Another Sit At Home Protest by LieDetector(m): 7:03am On May 04, 2022
Anybody can easily declare public holiday in my beloved igbo land grin. Who is Chinasa Nworu again fgs?
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 8:57pm On May 03, 2022
HardMirror:
no. Never joined any cult. Was a pastor in school. Knew guys into cultism. I have had close brushes with them. Once interfered in a case where two groups were fighting. They wanted to kill the guy and I foolishlissly stepped into the matter. It was day time, I saw this group of guys beating a boy, and the boy they were beating was not even afraid or crying, he was still bragging. I thought he was a theif. I stepped into the situation, I am sure I saved his life that day.

The guy that was their leader was much shorter than me. He faced me and asked who I was. I told him I am nobody, just dont think they should be beating the other dude. He put his hand into a waist bag he had on... obviously he had a pistol there. Luckily I am popular on the street and very very respected. So people started coming out and shouting my name to leave them. A matured man came and dragged me away and told me they were cultists I should mind my business. By this time people had gathered. All these people were afraid before, but when they saw what u did, they asked the boys to leave else they will call the police. That was a very close call for me.
this your story reminds me of when I was beaten up by cultist in my 200L in uniuyo. It was a sunny afternoon and I wanted to go pay my friend a visit in one student luxury apartment. At the gate, I saw some guys crowded there but I passed without greeting. One muttered that "sebi u no sabi greet na". Me too muttered in a low tone "as per gate man wey you b for here na". I didn't know he heard me grin and I was 100 percent sure they didn't live there as I used to go there steady. As I went inside and my friend wasn't around I was about leaving then this particular dude grabbed me by the shirt and slapped me. Ewei! Before I could turn another slap don land me for the other eyes. I just dey explain myself give one of them that one seemed sympathetic to what I was going through and just asked me to go. That I should forget it. People passed by and saw how I was being manhandled and did absolutely nothing. It's funny sha
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m):
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Access bank
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 8:46pm On May 03, 2022
Thanks
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 4:53pm On May 03, 2022
HardMirror:
staying away from cultism is one of the easiest things. Face your studies, if you have any business you are doing to make money, face it too. If you are the type that like to chillax. Do it with maturity and matured respectful friends. Mind your own business. Dont be a woman wrapper toasting every girl and dont carry their matter for head. If any girl causes you trouble, keep away from her.
For any problem the school authority and the police is your best option.

If you mind your business you wont have business with cultists. If you like to show yourself in school, you want to be popular, you pursue girls, you dont seem like you are in school to study... then you will have business with cultists
are you an ex cultist too? If so, have you renounced your membership?
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m): 10:30am On May 03, 2022
YahooG:
No worry,i am still on hangover,when I go out I will surely credit you from a POS ,relax!
I believe you brother. Thanks
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m):
LieDetector:
Thanks bro. You no go lack!


Pls tell me when u see am so I go comot my details.
boss YahooG, no vex say I dey worry you but this will go a long way bro. E red for my side
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m):
YahooG:
No problem
Thanks bro. You no go lack!


Pls tell me when u see am so I go comot my details.
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m):
YahooG:
Hehe,bro I no forget,inshort I dey high like this,you get Doge wallet make I send you money
My bank carry my real name
see groove. You be enjoyment person. Chairman I no b crytpo person. I understand perfectly the reason to remain anonymous and rightly so. but e no go bad if you use POS bless ur boy grin. E go go a long way for me o. You no go lack aje
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m): 3:24pm On May 02, 2022
Happy birthday YahooG. Wishing you all the best. grin. Be like say u forget say na ur birthday
Politics › Re: Governor Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To ₦40,000 In Edo by LieDetector(m): 5:11pm On May 01, 2022
As it should be
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m): 5:05pm On May 01, 2022
YahooG:
Checkmating,hehe!Bro I got her or his location already,sshhh!
bad guy cheesy... Some handles that carry (f) might still be guy man with very thick hairy balls grin.
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m): 4:55pm On May 01, 2022
dobnina:
Seen. Now I am happy with you.
I can't ask for your account number cos you are anonymous. How will I show you love like this on your birthday?
your activities are undoubtedly suspicious. Mek YahooG just dey careful sha
Politics › Re: Tomorrow Is My Birthday O,make Una Shower Me Love!!! by LieDetector(m): 4:52pm On May 01, 2022
YahooG:
No worry,tomorrow na give away to some random account number,but your own is certified!
boss YahooG, me follow dey this certified give away o grin. I hail you bro.
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 7:14pm On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG:
No o,its not allowed,you will be haunted and eventually killed!
hunted by your former group abi
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 7:10pm On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG:
Defecting to another cult group
wow. Is it allowed?
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 7:00pm On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG what does cross carpet mean?
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 4:05pm On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG:
Lie dictator,Have you ever been depressed before?
Yea. Na Nigeria we dey. Definitely if you're not in the top echelon of things, there's a tendency depression might sneak in. But then these your experiences are on a whole new level... You might feel depressed if truly you're contrite about your past.. Be strong brother. A good thing you snapped out of that life
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 2:08pm On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG:
The End!
After several months i came,back to school,after all the stress and problems,i don't even remember when last I enter lecture hall,i have not seen Benji for some weeks,i did a few Meeting,On a very fateful night,i was so high on drugs and alcohol,i was walking home with my chief and some professionals,when an Aiye guy cross our path,i asked him how far, he did not respond,i kicked him he fell and stand up,i kicked him again,he fell,he stand up and ran to call his Arudas,we went to my Chiefo lodge to relax,i was so looseguarded that very day,some men entered the lodge,what I heard is bang bang,omo,my Chiefo fall and some professional,the gun did not penetrate me,They took me off,inside a bush o,their kpoyaga,my friend there was present,they flog,hit me all kind of things no penetration,i told the kpoi then,that I want to cross-carpet,that he should forgive me,seems an emotional man, he went through my phone contacts and said I should call one of my members,i glanced through,called one of my members and said an OT non of them understand,not saying that here,the gave location where he should meet them,not knowing my group have arranged boys through that simple OT,he came to the location,they arrested him and brought him to the same bush were I was,they don't know they were traced!next thing I heard from outside the bush was Aiye Axeman!!! aiye Axeman,the kpoyaga was surprised,before I knew it,everyone started running o,i saw some boys I made,they came to me and pick me up, after that day,i gave up my Donship,i left school, went to my candle light stayed with with her,she massaged all my wounds, I wrote my final year exams but did not write them all,i bought a white shirt and told my candlelight to sign on it she did, I gave her a kiss and left that location for good,say no to cultism!at the end it's a 4years wasted,nothing come out! Thank you!
I failed my family I failed everyone,the money invested on me was a waste,this is sad!because I never wished for that kind of life!
why did the ring fail you this time
Crime › Re: Say No To Cultism,how I Joined The Supreme Maphite,and Almost Got Killed By NBM by LieDetector(m): 11:16am On Apr 30, 2022
YahooG:
He didn't die,he retired from Maph activities,he can't do nothing see he was mutiny out of office!
thought it's not something one can snap out from entirely unless he flees to a relatively unknown location

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