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Travel / Re: My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 3:02pm On May 09
Lance008:
Bro please how is Poland is there part time jobs for student

Poland is quite alright. There are part time jobs for students or people who want to make money from a second job.

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Travel / Re: My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 2:25pm On May 09
youngsahito:
did u later visit Knowledge square for the NIN enrollment?

Yes it's in a Nigerian shop

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Travel / Re: My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 1:53pm On May 09
God bless Nigerians making a living in diaspora legally and doing their various duties with their good hearts.

If I made any grammatical errors please excuse me.

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Travel / Re: My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 1:52pm On May 09
I got to the NIN registration centre which is a Nigerian shop. I met a Nigerian man there who told me that I can only walk in to register on Mondays without an appointment but other days I have to call to book an appointment because the person who does it has other things to do. Fair enough, I completely understood this. He told me to call the person which I did. He was a nice gentleman who asked if I could wait for an hour or come within an hour that he can assist in doing it so I decided to wait and have a chat with the first Nigerian I met in the shop. We talked and gisted while he attended to customers. Again it was nice talking to him, be was friendly and mature so we had grown up talks about life until the NIN representative came. Not to forget, I also went outside to smoke some vape and saw a gay pride flag on someone's window, don't try this in Nigeria. I took some photos of the area as well.

The NIN rep told me it would cost a certain amount of money which I won't disclose. I didn't try to negotiate, no be Nigeria. While I was registering, someone called and he said the same price to the person.

The NIN was another gentleman and the registration was smooth. I got my NIN within minutes.

I was happy that they did not give me stress and the customer service was on point. If you are ever in Poland, patronize the shop, they sell almost everything a Nigerian would need that's not available in the Polish stores. I bought palm oil because I don't have any at home.

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Travel / Re: My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 1:48pm On May 09
I decided to go to the Nigerian embassy.

I got to the Nigerian embassy and I was happy to see the Nigerian flag. I met an official who gave me the second address that was on the NIN website. It's about an hour from where I live and that's probably why I overlooked it. The embassy official was really welcoming and told me to go there and that I should get my NIN the same day. But I was tired so decided to go the next day. Nigerian embassy staff in Poland are always so friendly to Nigerians but they were not to my wife when she applied for a Nigerian visa and they rejected her visa application twice but this was years ago. Either way well done to the entire staff of the Nigerian embassy Poland.

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Travel / My Experience Getting My NIN In Poland by Lightmykpoli: 1:46pm On May 09
Sometimes being Nigerian makes me happy and today is one of those days.

I decided to finally get my NIN so I went online and I went to the first address I saw there that does it. When I got to the location, I was told that the Nigerian embassy/government left the building more than four years ago.

I got angry and went to the Nigerian with vex.

Why won't the federal government update the nimc.gov.ng website. One of the addresses should not be there and I'm not the first Nigerian going there as the security guard of the building told me that many Nigerians come there and he doesn't know why the website has the address. How hard is it to edit and remove the old address that is not being used. I'm sure one government officials is collecting big money for "website maintenance".

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Politics / Re: Ex-president Obasanjo Given A Lion Cub Confined In His Presidential Library Comp by Lightmykpoli: 9:51pm On May 05
No video of the lion, don't bother
Health / Re: Please Help, How Do I Prevent HIV After Exposure by Lightmykpoli: 5:10am On Apr 29
Sniper is the only way out. Don't spread it anymore.
Celebrities / It Is Alleged Bobrisky Is Also Involved In Human/sex Trafficking by Lightmykpoli: 9:40am On Apr 06
Sorry had to remove the link for privacy reasons. Google Tim Westwood and Bobrisky
Why is no one talking about this? I don't have time to download and upload on YouTube.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Change My Email On Nairaland ? by Lightmykpoli: 10:12am On Apr 01
Shomek:

why do you bring nigerian into this ??

Because it is a Nigerian forum
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Change My Email On Nairaland ? by Lightmykpoli: 7:55pm On Mar 29
Nothing works in Nigeria
Crime / Re: Bauchi: 20-Year-Old Man Held For Kidnap, Murder Of Police Officer’s Son by Lightmykpoli: 11:19am On Mar 29
When will Nigeria change?

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Music Business / Re: Anyone Wanna Teach Just The Basics FL Studio For A Quick Buck by Lightmykpoli: 4:04am On Mar 24
Rapmoney:


I can teach you real good.

Cool check your DM
Crime / Re: by Lightmykpoli: 7:35am On Mar 23
Keep writing fake news, when America denies you visa you will be wondering why.
Music Business / Anyone Wanna Teach Just The Basics FL Studio For A Quick Buck by Lightmykpoli: 8:07pm On Mar 15
I know how to play the keyboard and I used to know how to make beats using reason way but things have changed and I want someone to show me the basics of FL but I'm open to other apps. Lessons will be via video call and I would pay 40k.

If you can do the job in a day then even better. I think two hours is enough if you are a good at training people.

Comment or send a DM if you know how to make beats and can tutor. I don't care if you make shit beats, I got my own rhythm 😁😁.

Lastly the offered amount is reasonably negotiable.
Investment / Re: Yahoo Boys At It by Lightmykpoli: 8:22pm On Mar 08
dangoteinlaw:
Theres no way he could have stole the account without that code.

I know but my email could be logged into an old phone that I disposed
Health / Re: Stubborn Staphylococcus And Gonorrhea by Lightmykpoli: 8:19pm On Mar 08
I'm over 40 and I have never had STD. I can't even relate.

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Investment / Yahoo Boys At It by Lightmykpoli: 10:45pm On Mar 02
These boys are not playing. They tried or even hacker my binance account but fortunately I saw the email on time and the 24 hrs freezing of accounts after changing the password saved me and all my funds.

Any yahoo boy or girl that is behind this, your time is near and I'm not talking about time to make money.

Romance / Re: How My Valentine Went by Lightmykpoli: 7:14am On Feb 16
vincenteger:
Interesting

Please come finish up

Part 2 coming later

Brandiebird:
Op lit his kpoli and fell asleep 🙄

Lol that one sef dey

ogashman:
So what is the moral of the story?

Don't be shy to let the emotions out

Sucre6:
Op come and finish the tori nah grin

I'm living the story, part 2 dey come. Make I find naija girl with good character

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Romance / Re: How My Valentine Went by Lightmykpoli: 11:15pm On Feb 15
Babe was happy when she saw the money, told her to use some for herself and keep enough for her ticket. I called my immigration friend and he said let her buy the ticket and enter plane without visa that he would meet her at the point of entry in the airport.

Anyway everything got to plan, she came we got married and relocated to her country.

I didn't get a job on time but God in his infinite mercies got me a job in an audit company that pays good. I referred my wife because she had a shit shop assistant job, don't ask me why she worked in a shop.

She got the job and after maybe 6 months I lost mine because my manager got changed and new one didn't like me.

Babe started doing anyhow. Telling me I was dumb that's why I lost my job etc. Omo I cried in the bathroom because I was too manly wo cry in front of anyone. Few months later, I got another job, baba God no dey ever fail. This job paid more than double of what I made, babe said I shouldn't accept the offer because the contract wasn't a permanent contract and the tax was high with no pension. I didn't listen to her and I have been enjoying the job, creating my own pension by buying a land and now slowing building block of flats in Lekki.


After that, we have been arguing and arguing. It's too long and depressing to talk the fights and issues we have. I will say a bit. We have two daughters and she doesn't think it's necessary for girls to bath daily so I have to do the bathing. Her parents usually come to visit and stay a week and would only bath once after three or four days here and won't bath again till they go. She doesn't cook. She's disrespectful and sarcastic. She's lazy and eats too much, she has doubled in weight....

Val's day sha I didn't buy her shit. We have two kids, I picked them from school and we went to eat out then took them to a toy shop and bought them toys then went to cinema. I didn't want to go home because I wanted to spend time with people who truly love me.

I know she got jealous because she did the same today with the kids and I just dey look her. I already have my citizenship of her country so I can leave anytime but I don't want my kids to suffer. She no go cook or bath them and I won't get custody because regardless than I have their citizenship, I'm still a second class citizen here.

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Romance / How My Valentine Went by Lightmykpoli: 11:00pm On Feb 15
I know the day has passed but I want to share something maybe it will save a marriage or relationship. Perhaps a girl with bad character will repent.

I met my wife online about 8 years ago. While some people I know we're scamming and doing 419 to people they met on dating apps, I was doing the opposite. Seeking for genuine love and a means to japa from naija.

Anyway we met while she was in her first year for a master's degree while I was in my final year for bachelor's degree. We chatted and became friends for over a year which later turned to lovey lovey. While I was studying I was a car dealer. Let me talk true, I was an agent selling cars, naija used, toks and new.

Anyway when my babe got her master's degree, I had already graduated and had time on my hands and worked harder. I had never had a complete million naira in my account and I made up my mind to see a million or more in my account just to feel "rich".

Babe say it's time to meet in person, I told her it was worth trying to apply for a visa to her country cos I won't get it and she should come that I will pay for her flight as my own gift to her for graduating. She got excited and agreed to come na so I applied for dollar card in one of these top naija banks. Dollar was less than 200 naira then. I sent her a the card and when she said she has the card, I bought dollars worth 800k and paid it to the account. All my friends said mugu don catch maga. I defended my actions but actually cold catch me inside.

Long story short, naija embassy denied her visa twice. Someone with a passport that can enter 190 countries visa free was denied visa. I searched for the Nigerian ambassador in Poland on Facebook, added him as a friend and he accepted. As soon as I saw he accepted, I sent a PM telling him who I was and that my babe was denied visa twice and why. Oga blocked me sharply lol. Babe missed her flight because no visa and because the ticket was a promo and nob refundable, we were refunded only the tax that was paid. Babe cried and I told her not to worry, shebi na money wey I no thief, I will make another. Babe said no that she will ask her parents to give me my money back and make we break up that this LDR won't work because of visa issues

I then remembered I had a friend in Nigerian immigration and asked for advice. He said I should have applied for visa on arrival. Omo I doubled my hustle, did car sales agency and enter real estate agency. The first successful deal I did was the sale of a land in one of these private estates in Lekki due to my experience using social media to market. We were just two agents and shared 4m. Na so maga me change dollars (1.5m) and paid to my dollar card, told babe to go ATM to check the balance shey I get surprise.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Linkedin, Indeed And Others Are They Real And Useful? by Lightmykpoli: 11:31am On Jan 10
I have gotten several jobs online. So yea they are real.

If you are in Nigeria, connections are what gets you jobs.

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Travel / Re: Japan Airlines Explodes On Landing At Tokyo Airport by Lightmykpoli: 12:35pm On Jan 02
Ok Tokyo is certainly not on my planned countries to visit anytime soon
Family / Re: What's The Relationship Called Here? by Lightmykpoli: 8:03am On Dec 31, 2023
Oh right. Thanks for the answers guys.
Family / What's The Relationship Called Here? by Lightmykpoli: 12:12am On Dec 31, 2023
So I have a maternal half brother who has other siblings through his dad. Now, what's do I call my brothers siblings, distant half brothers/sisters or quarter brothers/sisters?
Romance / Re: How Did You Propose? by Lightmykpoli: 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2023
"The only way for me to travel to your country is if we get married. Let's do this baby".

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Travel Ads / Re: Transit Visa by Lightmykpoli: 9:15pm On Dec 17, 2023
Diop9:
Hi guys!

Pls just to confirm if i will require a transit visa. Am in UK coming to Nigeria and having a stop over in Morocco, will i be required to get a transit visa if i need to stop over in Morocco?


I don't take people you say "am" instead of "I'm or I am" seriously.
Politics / Re: ECOWAS Court Rejects Richard Ugbah’s Request For Transfer To Nigeria (Photo) by Lightmykpoli: 1:25am On Dec 15, 2023
Sharp guy, if he's transferred to finish his time in Nigeria then legally he wasn't deported from America and can easily get another visa to America

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by Lightmykpoli: 1:23pm On Dec 03, 2023
Lol 20 meters of Ankara abi

I stopped believing in showbiz news when Linda Ikeji reported the gist of waconzy buying a new Range Rover. That Range was the same car he had, he just pimped it up.

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Politics / Re: Is It True That The Igbo Have Not Been Allowed To Be President In Nigeria? by Lightmykpoli: 10:54pm On Nov 27, 2023
The only Igbo I know is the one that I roll and smoke

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Those Corrupt Habits That Nigerians Have Accepted As Normal? by Lightmykpoli: 8:56pm On Oct 15, 2023
Nigerians complain a lot which is one habit that I can't stand just like the OP

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Crime / Re: Fulani Kidnappers Caught And Burnt In Ubulu-uku by Lightmykpoli: 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2023
Arrest the people in the photos and the people who are directly involved will be caught

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