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Crime / Re: Fulani Kidnappers Caught And Burnt In Ubulu-uku by Lightmykpoli: 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2023
Arrest the people in the photos and the people who are directly involved will be caught

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Agriculture / People Are Making Millions Exporting Agricultural Products by Lightmykpoli: 10:25am On Oct 03, 2023
The garri cost equivalent to around 20k and palm oil around 25k. Naira is bad now but so it might seem more expensive than usual but you get it.

Those of you who want to japa can go into exporting cassava, agbado etc and be sure to get business visa.

You probably won't want to japa anymore if the business is flourishing.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bloggers Needed For A Write Up by Lightmykpoli: 8:02am On May 23, 2023
Beejaymoney2:

I have a blog and its running but I'd like to know the budget.
Here's my phone number 08136542642
Call/Whatsapp

Thanks for reaching out, I will contact you shortly.


PS
Myself and colleague called and texted you but seems you are away from you phone or busy. Text or call back when you have a moment.
Jobs/Vacancies / Bloggers Needed For A Write Up by Lightmykpoli: 8:05pm On May 22, 2023
If you are a blogger, your services are needed.

Our preference are small time bloggers as our budget is low. As long as your blog exists and it's running, that's fine.

Leave a comment with your contact, email or phone number and a link to your blog or the name of your blog as links are often blocked by nairalands BOT.
Music/Radio / Help Needed In Setting Up Minilab MK2 With Ableton Live 12 by Lightmykpoli: 12:39pm On May 16, 2023
I'm new to this and I have watched different videos but can't seem to do it. Anyone here who has used the above please give me a shout
Travel / Re: How Were You Able To Travel Abroad? by Lightmykpoli: 1:50pm On May 08, 2023
As a teenager, it was on family holidays. As a grown up, I met a girl online, she came to Nigeria and the rest is history.

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Travel / Re: Businesses Owned By Nigerians In Diaspora by Lightmykpoli: 3:34pm On Feb 12, 2023
Dear Op, instead of going this route, I would suggest if you haven't already, equip yourself with a handy skill e.g plumbing, house painting, mechanic, barbing etc and then start planning to relocate and it will be more realistic to start business with that skill. No one will help you to japa, I was planning to bring a nanny/maid from Nigeria because of cheap labour but with the advices I got regarding unfaithful Nigerians once they achieve their goal of leaving the country, I changed plans.

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Family / Re: My Landlady Has Refused To Fix The Borehole - Can I Reduce My 1yr Rentage To Six by Lightmykpoli: 8:26pm On Jan 19, 2023
If you are not paying service charge for water, fix the machine or buy a new one and enjoy your water.

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Travel / How Inflammable Contents Are Transported In Europe by Lightmykpoli: 11:33pm On Jan 16, 2023
Transporting inflammable contents in Europe are restricted to night time after midnight and it is required that first responders like firefighters and first aid specialist are assigned to each vehicle transporting the contents in case of emergency.

Since I was in elementary school, Nigeria has been a developing country. How long does it take for a country to stay in a developing state? As the elections are drawing nearer, vote for whoever you think appears to have such idea. Video below.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pKQdyiurtY
Politics / Two Simple Reasons To Vote For Peter Obi by Lightmykpoli: 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2022
1. He seems to have legit concern for Nigeria and also has modern ideas to improve the overall situation of the country

2. If he is just deceiving Nigerians, he may make Biafra a reality and scatter Nigerian unity make every region dey their dey which is also a good development of Nigeria.

Las las if you vote for this man and he wins, there would be a significant positive change to the fantastically terrible situation of Nigeria.

This is my logical opinion sha.

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Politics / Why Can't The Cult Boys Join Forces And Fight These Terrorists? by Lightmykpoli: 8:11pm On Jun 05, 2022
With all the different cult groups in Nigeria, I won't mention any, they fly different colors and slogans with their dangerous weapons in their hands. Like a boys scout, always prepared for war.

Now is the time for them to put aside their differences for a moment, join forces and face the terrorists ruining our dear country. These senseless killing has to stop. If it was Wole Soyinka's era, the Pyrates would have fought the fight.

Come on guys...
Agriculture / Re: Homegrown Cannabis by Lightmykpoli: 9:40pm On May 25, 2022
So almost all the plants did well, just one didn't do well. I decided to keep the biggest for myself and give out the rest.

Look how big it has grown.

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Agriculture / Re: Homegrown Cannabis by Lightmykpoli: 7:29pm On Apr 23, 2022
Parachoko:
Best of luck man

Lights up my CO.

Thanks man, hoping these set don't mess up
Agriculture / Homegrown Cannabis by Lightmykpoli: 5:22pm On Apr 23, 2022
This is my fourth attempt trying to grow this herb. The first photo is the oldest and it germinated on 26th of March.

Others germinated on the 2nd of April.

I'm hoping this time, they reach flowering stage. I'm tired of spending so much just to smoke.

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Health / Re: What Can Be Used To Replace Weed Smoking? by Lightmykpoli: 8:11pm On Feb 09, 2022
Rawmalik:
pls enlighten me. How is loud better than AZ and Colorado?

I don't know how to enlighten you. You have seen videos of what Colorado does to people, stay away for it. Arizona has a dirty process method and the high is not happy high. Loud gives you a happy high and good appetite and the process method is clean.
Health / Re: What Can Be Used To Replace Weed Smoking? by Lightmykpoli: 9:27am On Feb 09, 2022
Nothing can replace my weed. Forget Arizona or Colorado, stick to loud.

Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2021
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Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 5:10pm On Nov 12, 2021
Lucrativress:

Nah
I don't bother wondering
That's their business smoking it or not tongue

True words there. My little tree is growing slowly, I'm scared to put a photo of it on nairaland so I don't jinx it again grin grin
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 7:59pm On Nov 08, 2021
Lucrativress:

Wisdom has no limit to where it's gotten from
Does it?

Lol I give up, I can enjoy my smoke alone and you wonder why people smoke it grin grin
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 9:31pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lucrativress:

Residue is the remains of the chemical in the fertilizer.
And don't worry, I'm already reading Books to make me wise grin

Lol books written by people who smoke
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 4:11pm On Oct 29, 2021
Lucrativress:

That's lovely you're trying other plants, just don't forget to leave time to subdue the residues.
My "good girl" has principles, won't waver no matter how alluring it might be kiss

What's subdue the residue?

Come on, this herb will make you wise grin grin
Romance / Re: Boy Cries Uncontrollably After His Girlfriend Broke Up With Him (video) by Lightmykpoli: 1:02pm On Oct 24, 2021
Here, have a puff of my kpoli bruv, no youngman no cry
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 9:29am On Oct 23, 2021
Lucrativress:

I'm the definition of a "good Girl"
Won't want to do something prohibited
The "Igbo" they sell here that's accessible to regular people like me,most are mixed,less effective.

Good girls smoke weed too. Smoking weed doesn't make one a bad person.

I took a break from planting weed and decided to practice planting and planted cherry tomatoes and paprikas. I have over 10 plants each in it pot and usually it should be just one plant per pot. I didn't expect they will all grow and survive. I use the same fertilizer you condemned and it's like magic. I diluted the fertilizer a lot. I planted another weed, watching her for now, I will create a thread once I see she's doing well.

The photo shows the tomatoes and paprika plants and the small one is the weed.

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Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 9:03am On May 21, 2021
It is a sad time. Blossoms passed away. I put too much fertilizer when I first bought it and it killed blossoms. I loved watching blossoms grow and tending to the leaves that were growing. It was a good lesson and now I'm ready to start afresh. I bought my soil, a new container and got seeds too.

Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 8:54am On May 21, 2021
Lucrativress:

Chai I wish I can plant some for my hair and skin,but our Darling Country will probably show me as a convict in the New's,I don't smoke or drink but I know Marijuana revitalises.
Try putting it in your food and tell me the taste na grin
It will be like that Yoruba adage "Omode o mo ogun onpe lefo" grin

You can plant it discreetly, I don't think you will get in trouble for having one plant even on naija or just buy the quantity you need. Cannabis in Nigeria is very cheap.
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 6:10am On May 13, 2021
Lucrativress:

You welcome
What does it taste like,do you put it in your food?
Can they give Animals?
Does it act as an Aphrodisiac?

You mean the marijuana? I haven't eaten it before but I'm sure it tastes like herbs. Probably thyme or bay leaves. It's not recommended to give it to animals except maybe guard dogs. Yes it can act as an aphrodisiac but more similar to alcohol.
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 10:06pm On May 12, 2021
Lucrativress:

Ask for compost,they should be selling since they sell soils,the soil might just be a treated version of the loamy in your House.
I'm not a big fan of fertilizer, while it boosts the plant, it makes the soil harsh, manure would have rejuvenated it cause it drops it's own nutrients in bit's,so if you end up using just fertilizer please and please make sure you wait like a week or two from the last time you fertilized before harvesting so you don't end up smoking fertilizer residues with your weed.

Thanks I will look for compost, I might have come across it not sure. Thanks for the tip again.
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 9:17pm On May 12, 2021
joinnow:


next time

step 1
get Mexico seeds best
step 2
soak your seed over night in a clean lukewarm water

Step 3 plant seeds and keep in a warm location with at least 6 hours sunlight a day
After 1-2 weeks little leaves sprout.

I haven't heard of Mexico seeds but heard autoflowering seeds are the best and are the faster to reach harvesting stage. I don't want to order seeds online so I don't attract attention via the delivery man or postal man. I would try your tip when next I get my hands on new seeds.
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 8:59pm On May 12, 2021
Lucrativress:

Transplant her in the Evening when the Sun is down
But before then,you can start preparing where you wish to transplant her.
You can add dried manure to the soil you want to use for her.
Intact you can sterilize the soil first
Do a 2:1 ratio
Let's say you are using 2 hand trowels of loamy soil,add 1 hand trowel of dried manure and cook it to kill pathogens in the soil and the manure,then leave it to cool down, then put in the Pot you intend using and irrigate it morning and evening's, do this days before you intend transplanting, the Evening you're to transplant Blossom,don't water her after you transplant her,you want her getting over the shock in bit's.

I have no access to manure but I can buy quality soil in the supermarket. If I just put fertilizer in the soil, that should be fine right?
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 8:35pm On May 12, 2021
Lucrativress:

I guess Blossom was born high, that's why she's growing fast grin
Abeg this your thread is funny,I'm unconsciously enjoying it.
You can buy that bottle irrigator that drops water in bit's, so it stops your 2 spoons stress.

I hope Blossoms gets me high when she's ready to be harvested. What is two spoons stress? The instruction on the fertilizer says it should be used only one a week. I'm glad you and Aliadi2 are giving me lectures about farming. I have to go use Google Now to read about what your posts said.

Lucrativress:

Basal application is applying manure or fertilizer at the point of plant, like 2 weeks before planting and after.
You can still do it by the side though,just be sure the manure is dry and the ammonia is totally gone,irrigate it.

I didn't use manure, I took soil from the garden in front of the building, I should buy better soil soon and repot Blossoms because her stem is too long and thin. Read it's because she's not getting enough light so I have to put her in a bigger pot and make the soil reach half or more of her stem.

I'm worried about repotting her in case I kill her in the process, she's too fragile

Thank you explaining the basal application
Agriculture / Re: Growing My Own Kpoli by Lightmykpoli: 8:22pm On May 12, 2021
aliadi2:
U should have used fertilizer as basal before planting.

What's Basal? I don't know anything about farming although I read online that fertilizer shouldn't be used in the germination stage.

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