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possibilities indeed

Kunbee:
oku igbe u nor fit understand

benedictac:
Come nor tell me say na the Christmas goat u don lose so?

You don see am I go start from arresting you

clemcykul:
which humour?

with una ears wey wasps full

Ha ha. Abi you dey cry since

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Can I borrow twenty naira? I want to call my mother and thank her.
I'd complain if I were you.

Can I borrow your phone?
Why?
My ex told me to call when I fell in love again.

Can I count on your vote?
I doubt if you can even count.

Can I fill you up, madam?
Unleaded, please.

Can I flirt with you?
I was hoping to meet someone a little younger. People might think you're my mother.

Can I have a tinkle on your piano?
I'd rather you used the toilet.

Can I introduce you to my dog, Raffles?
Oh, isn't he big? Can I stroke him?
Of course. Would you like to stroke Raffles as well?

Can I phone you for a date? What's your number?
It's in the phone book.
But you haven't told me your name.
That's in the phone book, too.

Can I take you on a shopping trip?
Wouldn't you rather just take me in bed?

Can I tickle your tonsils?
I think the surgeon has chucked them out.

Can I wash your car for you?
I don't think your hose would reach.

There's more

LOL your profile is nice. Looks like you copy and paste a lot too. Anyway, I don't need to join another forum or anything. Redemption is only for sinners as information is only for the uninformed. Seriously, try to improve your speech. It'll help you a lot if you want to become a comedian.
LOL @ shut the fu ck up and go and sleep

LOL. . . So hypocritic. Abeg stop corrupting this thread.

No problem weakling You can keep it. I forgot they reduced your salary to 3000Naira. If you give me 2000Naira, your wife will kill you this time. By the time I expose your incompetency to her, I wonder what will happen to you

Sharrap this coasta rica boy

Talk-backs: Gidson this will help you if you can read
Can I buy you a drink?
I would think so - why don't you ask the bartender?

Can I buy you a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash.

Can I have your name?
Why - haven't you already got one?

Can I spend the evening with you?
I gave up baby-sitting years ago.

Do you mind if I smoke?
I don't care if you burn.

Have you got a problem with that?
No, only with you.

I never forget a face.
Neither do I, but in your case I'll make an exception.

I'd like to marry you.
I'd rather skip straight towards the divorce.

I'd like to see more of you.
There isn't any more of me.

I'm sure I could turn you on.
You couldn't even turn on a radio.

I'm sure I've noticed you before.
I'm not sure I've even noticed you yet.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
No, it's a gun.

Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
I know your secret - I work at the clinic.

May I introduce myself?
Certainly - try those people over there.

My body's like a temple.
I'd have said it was more like an amusement park.

Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it's in different directions.

Shall we go to your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Stay a minute and let me get you a drink.
Just give me the cash - I'll get one later.

When can we be alone?
When we're not with each other.

When should I phone you?
Whenever I'm not there.

Where have you been all my life?
What do you mean - I wasn't even born for the first half of it.

Women say I have the gift of the gab.
Wrap it up, then.

Would you like to come for a drink with me next week?
I'm not thirsty.

You seem to me like a sensible girl.
That's right - I won't go anywhere near you.

Your face is absolutely perfect.
So is yours . . . for radio.

There's more

WHO REACTIVATED THIS GODDAMN THREAD. IF YOU ARE A JOKES SURFER PASTE YOUR BEST SELECT HERE

Ha ha. He's begging me to take my life

clemcykul:
pours cold water on his bla bla bla***

Ha ha. What's the bla bla star

gidson12:
as my secretary, u're helping me out with the errors, thanks

Am becoming impatient boss. If you don't double my salary, I'll expose you incompetent boss.

[By the way Kudos! Your instructor is improving. That's one of the most intelligent lies you ever told]

I lost my goat yesterday . Moderator shut down this thread before it causes more losses

clemcykul:
lighthead, the lecture is over, now get ar**se out of the way.


studio and dickele una get work, by the way how did u two know wat i do for a living?

You get mouth to talk abi?

@4llerbuntu: what's your im? mine is douglasvan

ayusman16:
@lightbrain

How u dey? When dem release you?

What're you talking about

gidson12:
definetly it would make a light brain like u feel very giddy , i'll break it down 4 your nut head,
u are simply a product born out of gross irresponsibility, hope u understand now cu m-stain

Always talking about products and head shapes. I just wonder how your head is https://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/a_smil10.gif Even with someone by your side telling you what to write, you can't spell! (Spits on the ground) . SO much of a consolation for those who still have hope in you. My patience has been exhausted. From now on, I'll help you enter deeper into the shit you got yourself into.https://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/splitform.gif

gidson12:
dont mind the desert goat called lightwalk, ape

desert goat called lightwalk. Ha how did you know I was a goat in a desert. Interesting I have passed the ape stage though. You were wrong there.

gidson12:
@ lightwalk
go as your mama who your real father be, if she's sincere she'll tell u the truth, and
the fake one way u dey call your father dey even use u bet for draft board,
i'll advice u now to take a leap into the lagoon now u've known the truth or better still
i'll get u a strong rope 4 u to select one of the tree branches to hang, block brain donkey

want's me to die though he's not my father

gidson12:
shapeless head, we dey waite, someone suggested that u insult your father, just throw one
give the old man, red neck lizard like u

By the time I reveal more of the truth about you, you will make more typographical errors

If Ben10 were a man, I would curse God for making men so dull

wassup 4llerbe. You later collect that thing from DualCore?

@clemcykul: hmmm, I wonder wetin all these your ** represents

gidson12:
@ lightwalk
go as your mama who your real father be, if she's sincere she'll tell u the truth, and
the fake one way u dey call your father dey even use u bet for draft board,
i'll advice u now to take a leap into the lagoon now u've known the truth or better still
i'll get u a strong rope 4 u to select one of the tree branches to hang, block brain donkey

Your words are just as giddy as you. Call 911 for medical attention and get back to me. I'll do my best to help you

Dual Core:
Long live MTN
Long live the Federal Republic of FBeeT

Hey 4llerbe and Dualcore Don't leave me blind o!!
This one na sesame abi na mr kungfu pinger abi na waiting
It's very slow in Nsukka though. . . No 3G

romsky:
ow can u bargain 4 wat is lighter than indomie

See this maga If you dey live for God's heart all of us will go to hell

Ben-10:
let me start bargaining now. . .how tall is it?

Looks like you don't have one I'll help you

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