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Kunbee:
Lightwalk

Ah!, there you are. I missed u so much. Hope ur val was good.

wacky dudes!

Argument: Valentine is meant for only lovers who have problems, Prove that the argument is null

stdio man! How body?

Amigoz! Is that u? Graciaz!

Loveme23:
who told u i wanna be like that?

Any lady who has the money or priviledge to browse the internet and can say what you say in one way or the other must be the cause of such consequence, think about it critically and send me an email if you want to discuss further, I'll explain further if need be.

Loveme23:
am lonely, no bf,,,,,,,,,,, no date. wat a val.

cos you wanna be like that,,

[color=#880077]Cupid is fully armed like never before, his quiver is full and he is ready to help some mortals. Just state the surname of whoever you want to love you and her full date of birth, Cupid will find her/him from the stars right away and she/he will be yours,

You can also request directly through email, douglasvan@yahoo.com

Offer lasts till noon. Then I will be going out with Psyche my dearest! It's my day![/color]

This offer is provided with the help of astrology.com

M looking for kunbee is she around?

You no catch the joke o

Where is the maths

LMRO. THESE ARE THE FUNNIEST JOKES I've ever read at once. Nice job poster!!! aM CRYING

@Aristotle: NICE ONE! But you don't need to reply all these buffoonish comments.

Greedy. No one is more greedy or more anything. It is how you see it. Men want to marry as many women as possible. Women want to enjoy as much wealth as possible.

Four days ago, my battery ran down. I had to use generator for three days with the help of Ben-10 supplying me with fuel (coded) and Zack. Then the fuel finished. I've been running on batteries for 10hours and my system is soon going to do a forced hibernation. If you have a spare battery or some fuel, please donate. Merry Xmas y'all!!! I believe the light will be back in 2010!!!

Me and me!

LMRO at DogsClique

@OP: HungryBoy

patwhizkid:
Ayamu zorhi zah!

Take it easy honey. We can sort this out

Kunbee, what's happening to you You're changing.

Lol. May e try download 1% of google database. The hard disk go run mad

Uzo_system:
Stuff about technical stuff isn't all about certificate especially in a country like Nigeria where the good guys make themselves! I don't think no good Nigerian technician had been made by any of the existing Nigerian universities. Am currently a computer Science student in UNN, I won't mind saying anywhere that UNN has taught me nothing new about Computer. Funny enough, non of my lecturers seems to be more comfortable with computer codes than I am. If I'll run an IT company, I'll rather test for skills from applicants rather than ask for a degree certificate awarded in any Nigerian institution. Though a skilled man with a degree tends to be more sensible

Uzo?? Can you give me your number. My email/im is douglasvan@yahoo.com Thanks

How can you declare the stories are made up. Are you saying they're liars

patwhizkid:
Huh?

Is that how you now talk to me?

EHmmm. I won't say anything yet. Who wants me to give the answer?

Honey!

Damn y'all!

Abrakadabra!

Honey!

Let's ARGUE. I'm going to love this THREAD.
First Argument: The poster is nuts!

There was trouble from the Grundi. One of them damaged the spaceship by hurling a rock at it. The astronauts couldn't figure out what the Grundi had to gain by their hostile act. Was it just vandalism, done out of sheer spite? Or perhaps not everyone on Mars was happy to see the Earthlings return. The Martian police chief brought in five Grundi for questioning. Like all Grundi, they sometimes told the truth and sometimes lied. The suspects each made three statements, two of which were true and one of which was false. And the guilty one was revealed.
1. Zum said:
I am innocent.
I have never used a rock to destroy anything.
Tset did it.
2. Uk said:
I did not do the damage.
The Earthman's vehicle is on Grundi space.
Yan is not my friend.
3. Pala said:
I am innocent.
I never saw Yan before.
Tset is guilty.
4. Tset said:
I did not throw the rock.
Yan did it.
Zum did not tell the truth when he said I did it.
5. Yan said:
I am innocent.
Uk is guilty.
Pala and I are old friends.
Who was the culprit?

Mystical, Power hungry, passionate, possessive. . .