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~Sauron~:
What if you are too FAT??
I am Fatsophobic.
Need to know what i am dealing with here.
I have a mastermind, i look before leaping.

what kind of thing is this guy  

now u are insulting me  

i gave u a full pedigree of myself the first time

Slim sexy body, flat tummy, sexy abdomen, normal size boobs  

I don't snore. I hope you don't too

_{but what makes u think you will sleep at all? i got plans for u baby}  

tope2000:
U got that right
little bie, respect yourself o

hey mama,

there is love in sharing o

~Sauron~:
L'emme have your bio-stat starting with age. . . .
weight, size n vital statistics.
Are u fair, dark??
Do u drool, snore, kick the air, sleep-walk, sleep-talk??
How flexible are you??

Gimme the whole shebang.

guy,

u can always get all that in bed _{already Hot here}

u keeping a sista waiting

~Sauron~:
Ma decision is. . . . . . Ummmmhhhhhhh

Tope would pound you.


My YES would come with several conditions u must meet.
Deal??

anything to get you on that bed dude, i'm game

Dude,

what u decide?

like we are running outta time here

I feel the presence of the traditional wrestler and u already scared the shit outta me

Just say yes and let's hit . . .

com'on now

stillwater:
_subscribing

aint you too late girl,

Me just won myself . . . let's leave that for now

~Sauron~:
Tempting. . . . . .

Bubbly, wine glasses, red grapes??

u bet hon

princesa:
poisonous Diva

just call yaself a snake

~Sauron~:
Letz hope so. . . .

White sheets?? Cotton or what??

guy, u strike me as someone who got taste

Pure white sheets . . . leave the rest till u see

teasers: it's so comfy u won't wanna go in the morning

~Sauron~:
Ghosts?? I don't like poltergeists.

too bad dear, but i'm a gentle ghost. U got nothing to fear.

Hitting the bed soon?? Water bed??

I got all kinds just come on

~Sauron~:
Playing hard to get?? In what way??
I have asked u to post a picture. . . . . .Letz see what u got.

don't go there hon, i wanna stay a ghost on NL

what u saying? I wanna hit d bed soon, do u mind joining me  

did u what

~Sauron~:
Too old??

are u playing hard to get now dude

i'm sure she's been d main girl for long. nothing wrong in tasting sum'in new  


what are u driving at tgurl

**** Hiss ****

~Sauron~:
[s]Tope is a silent assassin. A traditional wrestler.
She was the champion for 6 years before she retired.[/s]

I thunk we'd met before.

so, we can take it up from there. I wanna be the latest. I'm sure she will be too old for u by now

Did ya say 6 years

~Sauron~:
She's behind you, with bow n arrow, pickaxe and a loaded gun.
Whatz with your siggy??

should i be scared

shish!

Just digging u . . .

so . . . can u answer d siggy

~Sauron~:
I am on the Lord's side tonight. No wild-n-out!!!

hmmm

so, whatz gud, u feeling me

_{i don't see ur babe . . . tope or so in sight . lol}

~Sauron~:
Lord Sauron rubs his palms in anticipation.
Ready to unleash his evil Nazguls from Gondor to Mordor. . . . . .
This is going to be a blood-bath. Who dies first??

No. 1 fan here

this is gonna be fun

Cool, guy

sup tonyt, no parry

Merry xmas

Hey dude

what kind of a dumb ass post is this

what is the epistle all about

can someone break it down please

Thanks

OBJ,



where is everyone?

Merry Christmas to you all

Raymond88:
Can i come to bed with you?

was this

U right Dav

blackgucci:
hummmmmmmmn! am loving that part where your wrote you owe humanity, how and what do u owe humnity?babies i guess, ure living up to your debt , goodluck

lol

busybein:
and wats my name doing in ur post?

   

tope2000:
My eyez are on u little bie

meant no harm sweets

I was told u are really accomodating

Sauron, i don't get u what is it with busybein again

well,

seems tope is one hell of a babe

how did she manage to get all those guyz  

I don't think she will worry about u then sauron

i'm all urs if u dare to ask  

lol

aint u funny

i like u sha

if she wont mind

don't u know what hot water and acid from a jealous wife can do

u still wanna be celibate

may be i was digging ya but naa

don't wanna turn albino tonyt

~Sauron~:
Odikwa serious.

Come on. . . . . .U are ma favourite NL chic.
What were u open might happen?

I got ur back.

u know . . . ermmm . . . ermmm . . .

the girlie stuff u know