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Rap BattlesRe: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by lilbie(f): 11:31pm On Jan 18, 2009
~Sauron~:
From the dark PITS of Mordor:
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[size=16pt]Mailmalc's EULOGY[/size]
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Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context
Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/

Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse
Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/

Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof
Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do

I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill
But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/

Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius
You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/

I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL
Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/

Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart
Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/

I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first
Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/
No wonder i fell for ya flat kiss kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sweetheart by lilbie(op): 11:01pm On Jan 18, 2009
tope2000:
Lil bie, Stop deceiving urself, i repeat stop deceiving urself cheesy
Sauron is mine and mine only. I DO NOT SHARE grin

Happy birthday babe kiss kiss kiss kiss
Don't be stingy girl tongue
RomanceRe: Her Birthday Is Close And I'm So Broke: What Do I Do? by lilbie(f): 10:47pm On Jan 18, 2009
U also have val gift to worry about grin
EventsRe: There Must Be A Wedding By A Nairalander This 2009 by lilbie(f): 1:25pm On Jan 12, 2009
Yes o, there must be.

mine is next year with sauron tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sweetheart by lilbie(op): 1:22pm On Jan 12, 2009
Emperoh:
Ow
Gotta go tell him
Was with him at Honolulu, we just moved to Guatanamo Bay this morning
You gotta pay me some quids to put you through to him
Else i will break ya heart
what are u saying? We were together o. All u bad people tongue

He is still sleeping beside me in bed tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sweetheart by lilbie(op): 9:59am On Jan 12, 2009
@ Busybody,

i know of the official wife, Tope and she willingly left him for me. Bad people huh tongue

sillyboy, we were together all nyt. We hooked up when he saw the thread tongue tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sweetheart by lilbie(op): 2:01am On Jan 12, 2009
Anyone know where my Sauron is? We should be spending d night together cheesy

I thought wifey released him for me o
RomanceRe: Advice Needed: Lying Boyfriend by lilbie(f): 1:42am On Jan 12, 2009
Hmmm
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by lilbie(f): 1:38am On Jan 12, 2009
Lol
Nairaland GeneralHappy Birthday Sweetheart by lilbie(op): 1:31am On Jan 12, 2009
Wishing my sweetheart, Sauron a HAPPY BIRTHDAY

U are da best darling kiss kiss

Sauron, where u at?
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by lilbie(f): 1:27am On Jan 12, 2009
most of da tym lack of selfcontrol n immaturity
RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by lilbie(f): 4:01am On Dec 25, 2008
haryorlah:
I arnt got a privates!!! And i don't any more stalkers! By d way my yahö is nt enough 2 stalk me. Thanks
seriously, i am suspecting you. You sure sound too harsh with this comment to be real undecided
RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by lilbie(f): 4:00am On Dec 25, 2008
DaPhoenix:
hehehe How you gon' come at him foul when you were all over Sauron on that thread?
My lil self was just after Sauron not 3 dudes at the sametime tongue
RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by lilbie(f): 3:55am On Dec 25, 2008
chamotex:
I said drop the thingy in ma inbox, u dropped it in here for everyone Joe and Jack . . . . . . I see more stalkers coming ur way o. You need to edit that thing ASAP!

I feel u . . . . just wanted to help o grin grin

Na lie! Chamo's ass is restricted . . . . . . . . . . Access will be Denied grin grin grin
lol

dayokanu:
Tope this is so obvious. You know how many guys have been tracking you since. Some ladies have been here for 4 years and no one has checked their profile turning them to compulsory lesbians!!
na wa for this guy. how many babes will u hit on tonight. sum'in about Nairaland  undecided
RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by lilbie(f): 3:47am On Dec 25, 2008
I'm suspecting the poster is a HE shocked

Chamotex,

u are one of my few friends, pls don't go. He could be the stalker himself
RomanceRe: Why? by lilbie(f): 3:42am On Dec 25, 2008
cheesy

That's great.

I promise i won't disappoint you baby. smiley


Gudnight y'all tongue
RomanceRe: Wetin Do Naija Girls Self! by lilbie(f): 3:37am On Dec 25, 2008
tope2000:
shocked shocked shocked
U agree with the poster that we r stupid huh angry
No, that they are both stupid undecided
RomanceRe: Why? by lilbie(f): 3:30am On Dec 25, 2008
lol

I don't snore, i promise wink

We gud now? tongue
RomanceRe: Why? by lilbie(f): 3:25am On Dec 25, 2008
~Sauron~:
Nah. . . . . .not likely.
It's Christmas. . . . . .No insult tonight.

MINT!!!!

Are u sure u don't snore at nights?? I would jump-slap you if i find out you do.
U got plans for me?? Big or small??
lol grin

guy,

seriously whatz up

u av suddenly turned chicken leg

is it that wife fever has suddenly pounced on you lipsrsealed

don't tell me u are just leading me on to later turn me down dis one ur wfe is already running your bath water sad tongue
RomanceRe: Why? by lilbie(f): 3:17am On Dec 25, 2008
tope2000:
Who be ur mama cheesy
I am known to be greedy, i don't share wink

Are u sure u jst 20 . . . . . . . tsssssssk tsk lipsrsealed

I'm aiight wink
Just runnin ur bath water tongue
Oops! My bad. Sorry madam tongue

Kindly permit oga to work late tonight wink

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