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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by lilcutie8916(m): 5:54pm On Mar 23, 2013
box without hinges lid or key yet golden tresure is hid inside.
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by lilcutie8916(m): 5:52pm On Mar 23, 2013
voiceless it cries, wingless it flutters, toothless it bites, mouthless it mutters. what is it
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by lilcutie8916(m): 9:34am On Mar 22, 2013
what has roots that no one can see, it is taller than any tree up up up it goes but it never grows.
Jokes Etc / Re: Alomo And Dry Gin Which One Sell Pass For Naija by lilcutie8916(m): 12:37am On Mar 06, 2013
No well? How
Jokes Etc / Alomo And Dry Gin Which One Sell Pass For Naija by lilcutie8916(m): 9:45am On Mar 04, 2013
topic says it all what do u think
Romance / Re: Letter To All Single Ladies. (A Must Read) by lilcutie8916(m): 4:51pm On Feb 23, 2013
etoroh: Smh. How did i miss my road 2 find my way in this miserable thread
them force u to post?
Romance / Letter To All Single Ladies. (A Must Read) by lilcutie8916(m): 8:27pm On Feb 21, 2013
I saw this write up on facebook and decided to post it here.
Dear ladies,
Firstly… If you’re still
struggling to find a husband
at an old age because you’re
looking for a perfect man,
something is certainly wrong
with you. Now, your
propaganda magazine tells you
that ‘All men are liars, cheat
and useless’, but let’s be honest
here, which is more likely, is it
there is something wrong with
70 million African men? Or
there is something wrong with
one African women, YOU? The
truth is this, when a product is
not doing well, the sales team
doesn’t blame the customers,
they either blame the product or
sales and marketing strategy.
So ladies, have you being
marketing yourself? Do you
think you will be picked out of
the shelf and placed in a
basket of matrimony if you are
always hanging out with coven
of witches you call friends?
Those ladies who intimidated
any man who approaches you?
Hmm drinking yourself to
stupor every Friday and
Saturday night does not exactly
makes you looks like a marriage
materials. Neither will any
product (YOU) do well in the
market if the sales team (YOU)
reek of desperation. Nagging,
whining only tells a man that
he is watching a preview of
what will be like if he walks
down the aisle with you. If
your precious EX’s all
complained about your nags, get
a gag!
You want a husband? …. Invest
in a good wardrobe and dress
well. When a man comes to you,
smile and be polite even if he
doesn’t fit to your mental
image of your kindof man. At
18, most ladies already have an
image of her perfect
man,which includes height,
body type and wealth. As times
goes on, a lady will add more
qualities to her list. Such that
by the time she is dating for a
marriage, not a single man alive
can meet her exact standards.
Ladies, stop coming to
relationship with a chip on your
shoulder. If you believe all
men are ‘bad’ all men are Dogs,
then it will become a self
fulfilling prophesy. No man is
perfect, if you want to find a
perfect man, you will have to
do a Genesis chapter one and
make him out of clay, and
breathe life to him. And even
then, chances are, he may still
disappoint.
You say you can’t marry a blue
collar guy like a mechanic or
carpenter, now if a carpenter
was good enough to marry
Mary mother of the Jesus
Christ, why isn’t one good
enough for you? Do not focus
on where a man is now, but look
and see where he has the
potentials to be. Don’t focus on
some petty physical features
that are not up to your Mexican
soap-opera standards.
Hmm your dream man, will he
be faithful? Will he be a good
father to your kids and a good
husband to you? Will he love,
cherish and respect you? What
the point of being beaten to a
pulp every nightby some rich,
good looking and womanizer
jerk? Do you want a future
where you will sit in traffic in
your BMW X6, GUCCI sun
glasses covering your swollen
eyes and you look out of
window and see a happy couple
in 1972 Old Crap Non-silencer
Volks Wagen holding hands,
laughing and giggling like
new wedded couple even after
12years of marriage.
I believe wherever you are, its
full of good men, you’re just
so caught up day dreaming
about your fantasy man that
they are passing unnoticed
before your very eyes. Don’t be
cynical, fussy and uptight.
Improve your product, and how
it’s marketed and demand for
it will grow through the roof.
And remember you’r e competing
in a modern African market.
Don’ t fake pregnancy or get
pregnant to trap him, that
doesn’t works anymore!
Your perfect man is out there,
he may not look like what you
want or expect, but if you give
him a chance, the two of you
will find joy, companionship
and completion like you have
never thought possible.
Everybody can love a rose but it
takes a great heart to include
the thorns.
Wish you the best in your quest
for a life partner.
Hope u learnt something from it.
Business / Re: Any Building Contractor In The House? by lilcutie8916(m): 8:09am On Feb 16, 2013
Abuja
Business / Any Building Contractor In The House? by lilcutie8916(m): 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2013
I am an electrician and would like to be connected to available contracts. Thanks. U can contact me on 08091799197 or 07058516866 or uncolonized008@yahoo.com.
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Said She Has The Hottest Legs And She Might Insure Them!!(pictures by lilcutie8916(m): 6:14am On Feb 14, 2013
how is this going to reduce the price of garri in the market.
Food / Re: The Hypocrisy In Vegetarianism by lilcutie8916(m): 5:40am On Feb 14, 2013
Seriously u guys baffle me. Hungry naver wire una before. If u were im a situation were u could only manage to eat half square meal a day and u re given food cooked with meat refuse it . na too much ajebo dey cause all these things.
Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 6:43pm On Feb 13, 2013
cool

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Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 6:40pm On Feb 13, 2013
Me again

Romance / Re: Pls Advice Me;am Losin It by lilcutie8916(m): 2:19pm On Feb 13, 2013
Hummingbird: Xriously abortion is the last tin on ma mind..av ad 3 for I'm in d past..n I dnt wana tie I'm dwn with d baby or make I'm marry me out of pity...I just finishd twkn to him..he wsnt even moved wit al ma cries n pleas..its lyk my lyf is crashin ryt in front of me lyk a pack of card
four pregnancies in three years wow them no dey sell condom for ur area? Is ur story really true?
Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 10:42am On Feb 13, 2013
xynerise:
Your family is cute grin
I am afraid u re mistaken that was from ur photo album I got ehile hacking into ur pc
Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 10:39am On Feb 13, 2013
tongue

Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 8:14am On Feb 13, 2013
Ileke-IdI:


My gosh @ the background!
and so?
Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 8:12am On Feb 13, 2013
cool cool

Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 8:07am On Feb 13, 2013
[quote author=brush_strokes]
Cool cool /quote]thanks
Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 8:03am On Feb 13, 2013
kiss kiss kiss kiss cool

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Romance / Re: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by lilcutie8916(m): 7:58am On Feb 13, 2013
shocked shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: How To Invite Cuddling Without Inviting Sex by lilcutie8916(m): 1:33pm On Feb 08, 2013
Guy inviting guy for cuddling o boy see gay angry

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