₦airaland Forum

He go sell him market 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u gerit? If u don't gerit forget about it 🤣🤣

festacman:
What conference? Which economy?

Wen Eva he talks about Nigeria. He's talking about his pockets. He and his family.. always remember dat. But come to think of it. How did we get here? How did tinubu become president? Mahmoud yakubu and jega.. are the 2 people that destroyed this country. By rigin in these fools.. to rule us

mankan2k7:
If I see I go do too

No be this type abeg... Go for younger slim onces

CodeTemplarr:
Start you own compound school and employ two or three teachers who will be rotating. Pay them N100k and i am sure in a short time, 4 or 5 other parents will like to join your spacious classroom.

Wat are u saying please. Are u in support of this mad school fees or play class kids? How much is fees for private universities?

[quote author=ChinexEngines post=131922441]850k sir[/quot


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How much pls...

2cribz:
100m cos na bugatti. Ole

My brother my phone almost fell from my hand wen I saw d price.. na waoo. U come greedy pas tinubu like dis ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

21m for 2010 model? Mr tony 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CrownLands:
I agree with you. Make im buy small land

Buying land is a good idea.. but he needs something dat will give him daily income. He can even start POS business wit 150k keep the rest in d account. And be feeding with the profit he makes.. till something bigger and better comes his way.

noobody:
You have absolutely made zero point and sense.
In fact your response shows how painfully dull you are.
Very dull!!

Dat is d genZ mentally.. if it's not shayo clubbing or on colos level.. it makes absolutely no sense to u. Take care. May God be with you

You people must finish wat u started ooo. Tinubu must complete his 8yrs tenor. He can even do a 3rd term if possible.. i don't give a shit.. since u people supported him in d first place. Knowing well he doesn't have anything to offer. Knowing he's not even qualified to be a WhatsApp group admin... Una neva see anything. Una go suffer... Infact ur suffering have not started.

psychfind:
abi

Yes oooo.. u can buy wat people use everyday.. dey will patronize u. Just look at ur environment. Wat do people need dat is not available? Or not much available. Provide it n see how ur financial status will change for good

noobody:
INVESTOR!!

list 5 business ideas that 550k can be invested in and that can give a reasonable ROI within 1 year,and how soon can be money invested be gotten back

Infact let me help you,list just 1,show workings,and let's put the OP to shame

You just keep shouting investment as if it is a guaranteed path to billions.

That is the problem with you kids of now adays. You always looking to make money in millions and fast. Dats y most of you go into crime. Yahoo and oda bad things. If ur not born in d 80s den ur a kid.. To start a business u don't necessarily need much money. Depending on d type of business doh. U asked me to state a business 1 can start with 500k. U can buy OK SHOES to resell. U can start dat wit 200k. if it doesn't move u change business. It's not advisable to start a business with plenty money. Wat if it doesn't work out? How do u get ur money back? If i tell u how i started life u will not believe it. But today d story is not s same.

May his soul rest in peace..

psychfind:
Carry 300k atleast look for Samsung pone buy, Carry almost a mil to buy phone, why

Use 150k to buy Infinix hot 10. Invest d rest of the money. Hunger dey oooo. phone no go generate money for u ooo.

Shinjawestern:
Na U gv m hiv na

It's true... He is HIV positive. He is very randy wen it comes to sex..

They should not give this bastard loan again pls. Anywhere in d world.... He will just waste the money and leave us with debt

bdon123:
Shut up there

The guy is right... He should not get too pumpos he is a poor African boy. His skin color alone is enough to block many opportunities for him. Wen u add bad character to it. Dat will eventually bring him back to playing for eyimba united..

Who is this 1 again? Amid all this hardship ur trying to increase VAT? na waoooo

They supposed to be begging us to come to their country. But see wat is going on? Just because some set of greedy people want to get rich. Dey destroy everything the country have and stand for... I weep for this country. Some one need to wake up and do d needful. Enough is enough.

Sonnobax15:
If she has the mind to steal such plenty things from her work place,Oya just Imagine what the thief must have stolen from her boyfriend's house

Honestly,to see any banny for this GENZ generation wey no get small trace of thief for her DNA these days don dey very hard

Na God go help us wey be single men ...

Just remain single oo.. this genz children no get head at all..

Bobloco:
I am asking "where are the it will favour me and my family" crew

The don't have money to buy data to come online again.. infact hunger is dealing with them.

ogolemati:
O man of little faith.fuel will sell for #30 in this country.tinubu is here to make it happen

For more jokes text tinubu to 419

djlawex02:
Nah Atiku and Obi go first send condolences message. In other words by the time Tinubu finish with this country, nah only one clothes go remain for everybody neck🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Tinubu no get joy ooo

Who is funding this werey... I feel disgusted wen i see him or hear his name

Wainey:
I no understand.
U forgot tampon inside ur vagina for a whole month?

The vagina don turn to basket be dat na 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lord have mercy

For more jokes text tinubu to 419.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BALLOSKI:
I doubt that ever happening. They might further devalue the naira.

He feels by devaluing the naira, the state earns more.

He's not thinking that, if the states were receiving one naira before, and you're giving them 3 naira from the devalued system, you have reduced their purchasing power because that 1 naira can give them more than 3 naira now.

Very true.. so wat do we do at this point? Even Kenyan shillings is 10 times more valuable than the naira.. Nigeria is supposed to be d USA of Africa. That other Africans can come to for greener pastures. But see the kind of useless policies this APC government is bringing to us. 😭😭😭

Tinubu is a greedy person... My God.. see wat he have done to this country... Will our naira Eva exchange for 500 to 1Dollar?

Death to kidnappers... And looters of national treasury..

ATEAMS:
It's a trap!!


Police or drug lords will follow you .. you're automatically a scapegoat...


No think m

Na to disappear from the radar 🤣🤣

Hemanwel:
OP, you expect me to use my hard-earned data to open...what exactly?? Anyways, I'm just here to remind y'all that we still have three more years of Tinubulation. So, brace up, guys!

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