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mhizesther:
Ode used his life savings to cater for her
He's now crying here

mhizesther:
U don't have to tell him joor

Leakdaddy:
Hahahahqhahahaha.
Guy u just burst my head.
I've learnt my lesson.
Will start f ucking the senseless maggots for the ashys the are.
After that I dump them and move to next.
If possible will fvck them, their sisters and all their female relationships... They're bunch of sex objects... They deserve no care or affection... Fooools

Gidex4u:
Same with the Ngwa people.

Lawlahdey:
Apart from your brain that's overheating....what else is hot in your body?

Mjshexy:
...you are right, but when u make too much noise about it, they angrily replace the foetus with a lizard

NwaAmaikpe:

Women aren't worth it....
This should serve as a lesson for men who will kill themselves over a woman's matter...


I can only imagine how this woman wept at her former husband's funeral...like no man will ever see her bra.

See her here, all smiles, and I'm sure she keeps telling this new man he is the best thing to have happened to her.

SheldonCooper:
to err is human to forgive is divine.

SheldonCooper:
Same applies to a woman. After all, we are all human. prone to mistakes. Telling the truth is important in a relationship. If he is loyal and tells you the truth always, then you have nothing to worry about. If he makes a mistake, he should tell you the truth and perhaps you will forgive him. Hurting one with the truth is less painful than hurting with lies. a truthful relationship with good communication last . what do you think?

SheldonCooper:
Keep her eyes closed for wetin? You are in a serious relationship which you guys are working towards marriage and you say she should open her eyes and be cheating? BTW, what i wrote above is not the way a reasonable lady who is ready to settle down with eyes open will behave. Those are just childish acts of being a flirt and trying to eat your cake and still have it. That is very unloyal.

SheldonCooper:
These ladies aint loyal. I swear!
You are in a serious relationship yet you give out your phone number to guys like it's the pamphlet guide to heaven. Are u a marketer?
You chat with guys and you use all forms of endearments,"honey, sweety, dear, buttercup" blah bah blah.
When your boyfriend is with you save his number with Honey but when you are away... you save it with his name. Continue be deceiving yourself sister.
You find it difficult to receive calls in his presence. Nne na Killer number dey call you?
You store names on your phone as A,B,C,D,E,F,M.....Z, ABA, KALA..... Sister. We know you know your alphabets.
You allow guys flirt with you. Sister, what are you selling?
Your boyfriend mistakenly touches your phone and then you start having heart attack. Na you know wetin you dey hide.

These ladies aint loyal one bit .

Some ladies just lack class

ModCaller:
You're right. They are hoes meant for sex and babies.

Just use her and dump her. No time for love.

But the problem is that I am in love with a girl right now. LMAO LWKMD

lexy2014:
were u want to marry from is entirely up 2u.but from what I sense, d issue 4u is ur disdain 4d guys in ur church not d unavailability of husband material

chiraqDemon:
I wouldnt encourage nairaland, though there are some writers with a good grasp of english and its use, the majority of english i see there can only b described as a total cacophonic mockery of english babble babble. I can only say oh my God. What narsciferous tapiloquy- Mr. Obahiagbon

PrinceDekunle:
There is this very nice and homely girlfriend of my cousin, she is really short and endowed naturally, but my cousin keeps complaining on the fact that she don't speak good English and can't even compose a sentence. Sometimes he does asks me how can someone graduate from Lasu with such poor expression skills like how did she writes her exams and tests. She literally can't read nor knows when to use past tense and even using he for female and she for male. He found those attributes embarrassing as a masters degree holder (LOL)

My usual Advise to him:

I do hang out with them sometimes when I'm around and I can confirm his worries, but I also notice she is very homely, hardworking (catering and owns a shop where she sells cloth), I can't deny the fact that she cooks good too, but what else does he want from the lady?. All the so called slay mamas out there can't even cook good or stay independent financially. No matter how I try to convince him, he would agree with me and later still complains about her disturbing use of English like he cant get over it. I just got off the phone with him now and I thought I would put this out there (I'm actually bored and would like to read comments) maybe I can get more reasons to encourage him.

Suggestions:

House, what is your take on this?

Lalasticlala , mynd44 , Dominique please help push this forward for public suggestions to avoid a relationship hazard

lexy2014:
y not pay attention or look out 4 those that are husband/boyfriend material instead of looking out 4 those that aren't

Holywizard:
i just did

Holywizard:
how can I know ur name

Holywizard:
ok. can I pm u?

Holywizard:
ok. can I pm u?

Holywizard:
lol. sorry. How long have you been here?

Holywizard:
i guess u re new here

Holywizard:
a hell bit of experience. Baba God dey sha.

Holywizard:
cool

Holywizard:
i heard that Dr Mrs Njoku (Rector) embezzled school funds